>Apply for Irish citizenship >Lie about having an Irish

that's so devious of you

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brb applying for irish citizenship so i can finally have a passport of a normal country that will allow me travel more or less freely to other normal countries

>>67571918
Congrats. What European country are you going to move to now?

also, why is is tAontas, why is it capitalized weirdly like that

Cool, EU passports are valuable

I'm getting one too

>>67572083
Unironically Sweden. It looks comfy.

>>67572117
they like to pretend irish were a language

>>67571918

That's a lie though. It's difficult.

t. Got one, and I guarantee you're either bullshitting or went through the same hardship as I did.

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>>67572117

Because the article before it begins with a vowel.

>>67571918
>>67572124
So glad we're fucking leaving, jesus christ.

>>67572281
oh yeah that makes sense (no)

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>>67571918

>>67572124
Fuck off

>>67572370
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>67572196
What kind of hardship? Submitting your grandparents birth certificates?

>>67572370
De casualidad fuiste diputado en el DF?

>>67572196
Yeah, I think OP is lying because when I wanted an irish passport, not only I had to say my grandmother was irish but they also wanted me to wear a green t-shirt or green trousers through the process.

>>67572345

Don't try to understand the language, it's insane for fluent speakers too.

Basically the h is for pronunciation purposes.

Aontas is pronounced Ay-in-tis

An hAontas is pronounced un hay-in-tis.

>>67572370
Denmark's passport is cool as shit.

People with dual citizenship are unpure cucks

You should be a citizen of one country only

>>67572405

You need a good bit of proof and have to jump through hoops too, and do an interview.

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>>67572465

>>67572472
>tfw just want a normal passport, american, eu, whatever, to freely travel to normal countries, dont even care about leeching welfare or shit like that

what can i do lads. the best thing i was able to find is some saint island, which costs fucking 250k dollars

>>67572525
t. hypocrite citizen of 50 countries

>>67572565
>do an interview
No you don't.

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>>67572572
Honestly, marriage.

Unless you have a rare talent or PhD/masters in an are in demand, good luck getting US citizenship

>>67572705
ah yes, finding a US woman wanting to marry is ofcourse an easy task haha aa (no)

desu i dont even want US, any fucking eu country, ANY FUCKING NORMAL COUTNRY so i can freely travel FUCK why is the world so unjust. well at least im not a manlet.

>>67572787
You still have best potassium in the world. Cheer up!

>>67572817
ah yes, fresh joke

>>67572787
What's wrong with Kazakhstan? I thought you were doing comparatively well to the other Ex Soviet countries.

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>>67572787
Literally said you wanted American >>67572572

Pic related

>>67573085
nothing's wrong, i dont want to permanently move somewhere

all i want is a normal passport of a normal country, so i dont need visas for literally everything except fucking places I will never go to

>>67573130
are you dumb or what? i meant not necessarily american, just any passport with a lot of normal countries being visa-free for them, how is that hard to understand?

sour grapes is like absolutely fucking out of place here

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>>67573130
Happamia, sanoi kettu >:3

>>67573210
There are plenty of Russians here who don't speak a lick of Latvian yet somehow managed to get citizenship. You can go this route.

>>67572370
el chicANO AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

>>67573210
niggers and cripples mate

niggers and cripples

>>67572117
The root word is "Aontas" (union), but if you're saying "the Union" we have things called initial mutations so it becomes "An (the) tAontas (union)".

It makes it easier for spotting the root word since we have both initial and ending changes depending on how you're using the word.

It's easier to spot Aontas if it's tAontas than if you were to compare Aontas and Taontas.

>>67572166
>irish were a language
>were
Let me guess, you are a greek?

>>67572467
>An hAontas is pronounced un hay-in-tis.
No it isn't, and you wouldn't put the h in front of the A because that's not how you use a seimhiu or uru.

>>67573445
fucking amazing list of visa free countries for you, just looked it up

meanwhile I have amazing countries such as:

>>67573506
I hope you're just trolling at this point, otherwise you have 0 reading comprehension, which is sad, considering english is probably the only language you speak

dumb fucking idiot trying to call it sour grapes, when I myself said I want american OR european OR any other good passport. what a fucking dumb whoreson, wow. hopefully your mother dies in fire

gonna bottle the next chink I see

>>67571918
thats complete bullshit
its not hard to get it with proof but right bow the system is strained because brits are all getting it after brexit

>>67573798
>right bow the system is strained because brits are all getting it after brexit
I offered my time on Fridays to the Dept of Justice because they were being swamped with the requests and was just told "no sorry we dont do internships". Fucking gobshites.

I know that this post is like 85% bullshit, but walk through the process

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>inb4 butthurt

>>67574436
really made me think

>>67574436
W E

>>67574436
Your Sudanese citizenship if you take up another one :)

>>67571918
Going to get one, mammy is part irish and she has one.

>feeling suicidal because my passport is shit
>google how to become citizen of normal countries
>find http://www.migri.fi/finnish_citizenship
>laugh

thanks finland i now want to kill myself a bit less

you can't imagine how pissed off we're losing freedom of movement in the EU.

>tfw British national overseas and Swedish passport

might become citizen of malta lads

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>Tfw british citizen + overseas indian citizenship

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>grandmother born in India
>all of my mum's great grandparents were born in India
>mum's has great grandparents from France, Portugal and The Netherlands
>dad's granddad was a Yank
>only eligible for British citizenship

>>67575606

I still have the old grey PIO

>>67572370
>Estados unidos mexicanos
Really? I had no idea

>>67573153
By normal do you mean Western?

>>67578633
They're apparently thinking about removing Estados Unidos from the name because the only other Estados Unidos is the USA and they think people will confuse the two

>>67572787
You're foreign to them, every country has women who love dudes who are foreign.

I know it is bullshit coming from an Irish guy but a lot of American women love foreign dudes.

>>67573659

Yes it is though.

>>67579142
It isn't though, when on earth would you put lenite a h infront of an A?

>>67578944
I don't really think they should, they are a country of united states.

>>67571918
Are you memeing here or did they seriously not ask for any proof whatsoever? Like nothing?

>>67573589
Has Irish Gaelic got the weirdest orthography in the world, excluding stupid English orthography? I mean, you write things like fhéidheamhóbhea and pronounce it like "eeva".

>>67586303
Japanese/Chinese orthography is more complicated

could I get an irish passport with an irish great-grandparent?
would it help that help that he emigrated because he was IRA and fled due to fear of being executed/ persecution?

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>>67586941
Dr. Pavlov, I am IRA

>>67586941
>could I get an irish passport with an irish great-grandparent?
Nah, unless one of your grandparent has the citizenship

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YO hit me up with dem passports...

>>67571918
Lmao. I'm calling bullshit. What's your family name?

>>67572565
Try immigrating to the USA, you basically have to have your masters in STEM, be white, or millions of dollars in your bank.

And even then it takes about 8 years of constant effort.

>>67571918
I wish we'd stop giving out passports so easily, it was meant to be heritagefags not filthy technical diaspora but no substantial ties to Ireland scum.

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In Nara Park, even deer follow a traffic signal but Chinese neglect it.

>>67588015
It's a steady stream of immigrants mostly from a wide variety of mostly decent countries, those are the ones that completely integrate
I'd like to see it reduced but they aren't the worst immigrants

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>>67572465

>>67587937
My official English surname is Kennedy. My Chinese surname in English is Yang.

>>67586303
The language itself is pretty unsuited to the Latin alphabet. It is the way it is because of etymological (adopted the Latin alphabet early) and modern concerns. The 'h' digraphs (representing lenition) are so abundant because of a lack of support for the former overdot character in typewriters. Vowels are used to indicate the particular articulation of the neighbouring consonants.

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>>67588090
Nobody in Ireland is truly integrated until they become Gaels.
t. Mícheál Ó Coileáin

Though more appropriately we have far too many immigrants for our level of native emigration.

>>67588196
why did you choose Kennedy? it means "ugly head" in irish

>>67588317
Yeah
Oh well

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>>67572124
Better asian-anglos than the alternative. Have fun but watch it.

I am a white american 6ft aryan with an irish last name, is it really this easy to get irish citizenship?

>>67588627
also, if I get caught what would the repercussions be?

>>67588752
what do you mean "caught"?

if you have atleast an irish born grandparent, you are entitled to a passport

Hate to "muh heritage" but I really wish I was eligible for one. Feels very bad man. I was able to get it for my mom though.