>TFW 22 years old loser >TFW never graduated highschool

By stop being a fucking weak cunt, Go out and run, go out and gym, educate yourself fucker, the entire fucking world is at your feet and only YOU can do anything about it, stop being a fucking asshole who only complains about yourself without the intention of changing, 22 years is fucking nothing, try having one lung and have a weight of 160 kilo and being told lose weight or die at 24, that's where i was, basement fucker who did nothing but play fucking video games, now i am 31 under 100 kilo and have as stable job.

TL;DR Man the fuck up you cuck.

>>67535188
fuck off you syrian immigrant

OOOGGAA BOOOGGGAAA

go back to africa you fucking nigger. Never talk to my Canadian friend like that again you piece of worthless shit

fucking syrian scum i hope your kind gets NOT DEPORTED but HANGED In front of all your nigger friends

stop ban evading

>>67535241

Good luck being a unkissed,fat,poor,worse then american virgin you fucking leaf.

>>67535410
learn to put spaces between commas you fucking shitskin

i can't read your fucking post you dumb idiot you're giving me cataracts. learn some grammar you fucking OOGGAA BOOOGGAA Nigger

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>>67535531

Do you need some cooling for the assmad you are having ?.

>>67534918
I fit all except the low test and the shitty job (because NEET) lel
I also don't give a fuck, but I'll get a GED and enter uni soon because fuck not having money.

>>67535241
lel kys, the Swede is right

>>67535630
i hope your last lung collapses faggot

You don't belong in Sweden you're not Swedish you fucking nigger shitslime

>>67534918
>tfw 22 years old as well
>graduated uni last year
>got drivers license at 16 like everybody else
>tfw good 80k/year job
>tfw fit
>tfw high test
>tfw lost kiss virginity at 13 and full virginity at 17
>tfw lift every other day

>>67536121
fucking normie

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>67534918
Are you the same cuck who's jobless and going to be kicked out of the house?

Just kill yourself.

>>67534918
did you also lose $400 because of a bad business deal?

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>>67536723
>did you also lose $400 because of a bad business deal?

n-n-no...

(yes)

we're machines enduring life's stress test. You, specifically, are an old beatdown car careening down the highway. The oscillations are increasing, one of the wheels is about to break out, the coolant ran out long ago.

Point is, you have issues. And there are people around your age that are well maintained lamborghinis. They were born with better genetics and to a family with higher social status. They dont have mental health issues and are graduating from Yale, they are travelling in Europe and going to surf in Malaysia.

Life isn't going to slow down. You're not going to get any more time, and your half-hearted attempts at duct taping the loose parts is not going to save you, and definitely not going to let you overtake the luxury cars. No, most likely you're going to end up in a ditch on the side of the road. And this is going to be the end, no replay from the last checkpoint, no award ceremony. GG.

There is a solution though. You power through. Even though you're getting half the acceleration, even though they've already pulled impossibly ahead, the only possible solution is to just push forward on an empty tank and pray to whoever will listen.

And like, we can give you more or less useful tips. "Go to the gym". "Learn a language". "Quit video games". We can tell you about real and perceived life short cuts. "Go into IT". "Lie on your resume". "Don't masturbate". There is enough of this drivel elsewhere on the internet.

The truth is, this kind of advice is useless. The world is wide and complicated, and humans are even more complicated. We don't really understand the chaos and randomness and attribute our success to tangentially related events, and then proudly and confidently present this advice to a person in a completely different situation. Fuck that. You have to figure it out, and nobody can tell you what and how and when and who. Any advice that is so accurate that its always useful is so general that it isn't.

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>>67534918
>mfw every Canadian /int/ user is the same person

Is this even a coincidence?

>>67536784
kek

Didn't I saw the exact same thread from 12 hours ago

>>67537312
so what the fuck are you tryign to say???

spit it out already Ahmed

why do I even bother

enjoy your life I guess

>>67534918
>How can I become normal?
come here, this is the normiest cunt in the world. if you dont became a normie here, only kill yourself and finish your suffering

>>67537771
That you should pick out what you want in life and focus a 100% on it

>>67537907
explain ahmed al-muhammedi

you wrote a lot but said nothing.

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>>67534918
You can't be normal to others, you must be normal to yourself. Ask yourself, what is it that you want to be, that you want to become, think of what means to be happy, and make a list of allll the things that you enjoy. Be it music, food or movies, list them all, and try to live a life dedicated to doing things that can make you joyful, while accepting your own flaws as being a part of who you are. Never forget that you are the only person who can help yourself.

>>67537771
Just b urself

>>67538022
I want to become one of the top 20 richest people in Canada.

>>67535188
>before. a dirty fatty snownigger 160 kg
>actually a dirty semi-fatty snownigger with 100 kg

great success, abdul-harsson

>>67534918
>it's the same retarded leaf that claims he can be rich by simply not working

>>67537545
Fuck that, I saw the exact same thread 8 years ago. No flags then though...

>>67538016
I want to make at least $400,000 a year.

how do I do that

>>67538193
Innovation or education. Or both. Your pick

>>67538193
By not being an abhorrent NEET and getting a job.

>>67538219
What field can I get into at 22 that will allow me to make $400k/yr post-tax?

Do I have to become a Crimeboss now?

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>>67534918
OP are you on /pol/ already?

>>67538302
No I've only spam-posted this on /fit/ and /biz/ so far.

>>67538251
Like the German said, nobody can give you an answer to your problems, but if you want an education, you probably need to finish high school.

>>67534918
Do they drive automatics only in Canada too? If so, it would be almost impossible for anyone to fail their driving test so there's no reason why you shouldn't have a licence.

>>67538357
Yes why would anyone drive a car with manual transmission?

What is the benefit of using manual over automatic? Is it just to show off to your homosexual teenage friends?

>>67538354
Why would I need an education?

Can't I just lie about highschool and say I have 4-year degree? No one will check probably right?

Most geniuses and gorillionaires never even graduated. So I'll just lie to make startup funds for my business ventures.

Then I'll stop wagecucking and use the money I made

>>67538430
The world has changed, and innovation is not a bad way to go. Or even just copy someone elses idea, it doesn't matter.

You can literally sit in your mothers basement with WIFT, and make money through a product of yours.

>>67534918
>TFW never graduated highschool
How is that even legal?

>>67534918
Kill yourself and you'd be a normal corpse

>>67538572
How can I become a crimeboss?

I'm 22 too and completely the opposite.

Just stop whining like a bitch and do something. Sitting here aint gonna help. Be active, go to places. You're gonna die anyway at some point so it's not like you have a proper reason to worry about things, just live to the fullest and do whatever the fuck you want

>>67538061
You actually don't, you think you do but that's just typical youth confusion.
You want to feel loved, you want to belong, to feel accepted and respected, you want your shame to disappear, that's what you want.

>>67537312
good post

>>67537312
did not read this post desu

>>67538679
you're right but I only expect the best from myself.

I kind of have a bad attitude in that I only want to be the best and if I can't do that then I don't do it at all

>>67538698
No I want to be rich

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>>67534918
>TFW never graduated highschool
Go to a counsellor or advisor and talk over what you want to do, they're helpful
>TFW no drivers license
Driving lessons
>TFW shitty, minimum wage part time job
What's wrong with it?
>TFW fat dyel
lift
>TFW low testosterone
see above
>TFW kissless virgin
me too :(
>TFW trying to lift but it's hardly working

I can't help with the no gf and personal issues, since those are obvious.
But for career, I suggest going to a counsellor or advisor. Very helpful

a fucking leaf

Take LSD and stop being insecure or stay mentally ill forever.

>>67538781
what fucking counselor

Im not in school. And why on earth would i ask some pathetic faggot who makes a pitiful $50k/yr or whatever the fuck how I can get rich as fuck?

I need to get richer than everyone else

>>67534918

You still have it easy.
You can graduate highschool in a year or two, get another 2-3 years of technical training and make like $80k as a plumber or HVAC guy or something. Before even hitting 28. You can even go for higher ed. Maybe you should KYS after all, ungrateful fuck.

>>67538920
>$80k as a plumber

Where?

In la-la land in your dreams?

>>67538022
Fuck, I love icelandic posters so much. They always seem so accepting and kind with their heart-warming words of encouragement and sympathy... Or maybe that's just you.

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I'm pretty sure there's only one poster under the Canadian flag. Every single leaf has the same typing mannerisms and reposts the same exact threads over and over.
>/fit/ memes
>/r9k/ feelsfag
And a few other threads always under a leaf flag and types suspiciously similar to each thread.
Hmm..

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>>67539240
What's your end game?

>>67538955
Maybe not 80, but 60 is definitely doable in a few years and if you can sell yourself you can make a lot more my starting a small service company/shop.

>>67539335
I don't know

I've made the same thread on /fit/ over 200 times.

I just get a rush from posting it.

I love it when people respond to it even though I've posted it 5 times that day.

I've created so many memes on multiple boards.

I get a rockhard erection when I see people reposting images I made too, but nothing compares to the feeling of fresh replies

>>67539362
You're honestly wasting your time. He's a schizophrenic shit poster who has been reposting these threads weekly since around a year ago.
>>67539404
Thanks for the somewhat serious response have a final (you)

>>67538857
Go to a university and go to a career counsellor, I managed to get myself sorted like that

Or consequentially, a therapist if you're into that

>18 years old
>Majoring on CS
>Guaranteed co-op placement
>Have hot gf
>We fuck a lot
>She sometimes suck my dick while I drive
>Guaranteed high-paying job when I graduate cuz CS

Damn, life's good

>>67539541
hope you crash into a tree from when she's giving you a really good blowjob, faggot

I hope you live your life bound to a wheelchair with severely impaired cognitive function.

fuck you

kys

>>67539691
KEK

Based Bantz

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>be 16
>go to school to learn graphic design
>have a few gf's
>by the time I graduate I hate the profession
>drink for a couple of years
>get drafted
>choose civil service instead of army
>maintain four servers for a year at a media school as civil service
>no fucking idea how to do the job so just check stackoverflow for solutions whenever a problem arises
>works every time
>get a fucking letter of recommendation from the principal for being so good at it
>drink for a couple of years
>now learning automation system maintenance in the same school i learned graphic design in and looking for a bf like some sort of faggot would
not how I figured my life would be but I'm not complaining

>>67540763
post boipucci

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>finn suicide thread 404s
>this still up

>>67540830
this is a blue board

>>67540913
>what is imgur
Come on, I know you want to do it

>>67540858
He's the janitor

>>67540858
/r9k/ posting is /int/ related since 2011. Suicide threads are /b/.

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>>67540858

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>>67540926
I have no idea how imgur works

Here's my belly, you still want lewds?

>>67541167
you're growing literal breasts

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>>67541167

>>67541200
It happens when drinking beer
>>67541201
You asked for it b*tch

>>67541286
How do you expect to find a bf like that? wtf

>>67541167
I fucking lost it

>>67534918
OP do not stress.
I feel like my life is over.
I feel like I've missed the golden years.
I have no idea what a 33 year old is supposed to do.
I'm very far behind in my development.
I feel too old now, some of the things I've listed below you do when you are 14 - 24.
I feel I no business being anywhere.

> Dutch
> 33
> Lived abroad most of my Life, in an islamic country
> Never had sex
> Never drank alchohol, never tried
> Never smoked, never tried
> Never used drugs, never tried
> Never interacted with girls
> Never talked to a girl
> Never touched a girl
> Never kissed a girl
> Never had friends
> Never hung out around town
> Never hung out with peers
> Never been to a house party
> Never been to a club
> Never been to a bar
> Never been to university / college partying
> Never been to an event (concert, football match, comedy show, etc)
> Never been on holiday
> Never been to summer camp
> Never been to a party island like Ibiza
> Never had a stereo in my room
> Never had a tv in my room
> Never had a console in my room
> Was not allowed to bring people over
> Was not allowed to go to other people's homes
> My parents were very strict and would use guilt tricks to keep me indoors
> My parents also used the same excuse over and over again, which was "You are too young for that, you are not ripe enough".
> Another excuse was "Because you lack expierence you are not allowed to participate, only when you have enough expierence are you allowed to participate".

>>67541360
Why did you still listen to your parents despite being over 20 years old?

>>67541360
just be yourself, toothpaste

>>67541301
by losing weight first

The pic I posted is actually from August which you can clearly see from the filename

>>67541403
You try and break out of the conditioning you recieved as a child.

>>67541466
Sorry, I was too shocked to check the filename
Do your best, m8. Cheers.

>>67541521
it's easy you're just a fag

why the fuck would you listen to your parents? Don't you have any of your own will or brains?

>>67541538
I do not have an own will. I was alwys told what to do. Therefore I find it hard to break my mundane pattern.

I honestly dought I have a brain. Often when I need to think of something or give an answer my head is empty and nothing comes to me.

>>67541593
idk man that's messed up

Try to see a psychologist or something. Are you a non-white?

>>67541620
1. I have been to a psychiatrist amd undergone a lengthy diagnosis. Nothing really came out of that, only that I was over sensitve.

2. Hard to answer. My dad is from Indonesia, My mom is from The Netherlands. Technically I'm considered a 1/2 blood.

>>67541686
Oh ok at least you're not an ahmed

Indonesia seems ok.

You don't need a diagnosis you need help getting through your mental barriers. It's possible but it's going to take a lot of effort and support.

Start little by little and get more exposure. See a psych and explain the situation

>>67541686
Do you take any drugs or something that can cloud your mind?

>>67537312
i agree

>>67541767

Read my post : >>67541360

>>67541754
Thanks for the advice, but I'm too old. My life is over.

I was not looking for support, I was just trying to make OP feel better.

>>67541900
Are you dead or nearing 60 years old?

Then no your life isn't over. As long as you're alive it isn't over and you should strive for something better. Your mindset is everything.

I am the op.

>>67541900
op is kidding but don't think life is over that itself is very harmful

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>>67541529
is okay man

I tried to find an old pic of me to give you a hint of how fucking good I looked as a thin man but I couldn't find one so I'll just post one of the makeshift bongs we smoked as teenagers

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>>67541167
lmao fatty fatty fat fuck

huutista samille!!!!!!!!!

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>>67542069
lel Nice bongs, man
Here's mine. I used to have some makeshift ones, but I always trash them after using

>>67542140
Looks good, but it needs a bigger base imo

>>67537312
Who cares about comparing yourself to other people. At the end of the day, we're all in that ditch and nothing we did will have any impact on this. Just do whatever you want and understand that unhappiness can actually be an enjoyable state once you've experienced it deep and long enough.

If you're not braindead or always sedating yourself one way or the other, sadness will always seep back into everything you are. Better learn to enjoy the world for what it is, a crucible of misery with, luckily, a short expiration date.

>>67542413
How is the world misery though

It's pretty greaT

>>67542443
If you're a moron, I reckon it must be amazing, yes.

>>67542483
What makes it bad?

You sound like a 14 year old
>tfw too intelligent to not be depressed xD

>>67542413
fuck that buddhist shit. I don't want to live in the moment or appreciate the little things. This is a dead end street. You might as well crawl into a comfortable blanket fort and watch Community for the 20th time.

Jealousy and pride at least get shit done.

>>67541360
Are dutch by birth? Sounds like you are from the west indies or something?

>>67538920
>$80k as a plumber or HVAC guy
I kekd

>>67542534
If you think what's I'm describing is buddhism you have another thing coming.

>>67542502
Yeah well, that's true. Sorry your ego took a hit.

>>67542765
>le everything is misery

Stop being an emo fag. You need to get laid.

>>67542947
kek
but no what I need is to forget to look both ways before crossing

>>67543046
Can you at least explain what's wrong?