>tfw want to play a Nord >remember don't have any

>tfw Altmer ancestry

kekking at you, nigger

>>67528525
Nords are the real niggers of Tamriel
They are even worst than kahjit fucks
skyrim belong to da nords mah dick

>>67528641
Yeah but Imperials are literally swarthy jews and Bretons are manlets.

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>tfw Imperial/Dark Elf mix
I don't fit in anywhere.

Nords are like germanic people invading northern europe and snow elves are the native uralic people.

>>67528829
You're an abortion?

I play as a cute Nord woman

Redguards are the best race.

>>67528881
Yes.

>>67528853
no forsworn are the sami

especially how they're so diluted with nordic dna

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>tfw Imperial

>Tfw imperial
Most boring race ever
Why would the dragonborn be non-nord btw?

>>67528957
Imperials are Italians senpai, Argonians are the South Americans

>>67528957
haha nice try bosmer

>>67528960
Khajiit pls go

>>67528853
This tbqh

You a nord lover? get outta mah city you filthy piece of trash
We gotta make a big hole and throw dem altmer and nords and let them tear each other to pieces

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>tfw snow elf ancestry
>cannot play as a snow elf

>>67528960
>semitic
>imperial
you a dumner o sum shit but not an imperial

>be Slav
>obliged to play as a Khajit

Damn furries can't ever afford boots and pauldrons like normal people

>>67529132
Dunmer are Asians

>>67529177
Arent the akavir the real asians?

>>67529126
Falmer got KEKED by the Dwemer.

>>67528525
what's wrong with being a Breton?

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>>67529059

>>67528525
>tfw can't choose to play as white wood elf

>>67528953
that'd only work if the sami were ethnic frenchmen who hate france
more like nords are pakis in britain

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>>67529132
Nah mate, we wuz romans n shit

>>67529211
yeah, dunmer are weebs

>>67529211
Probably, but the Dunmer gave me an Asian vibe in Morrowind. They were so insular and xenophobic.
Also the Vivec gondola people wear those funny looking chink hats.

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who /strong nord woman/ here?

>>67528960
>Most boring race ever
I spend 500 hours on the game, don't remember me it.
>>67528983
I thought than south americans were Dummers
>>67529034
Damn no, actually i prefer to be a boring Imperial than a dumb bosmer.

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>>67528525
>yfw heritage is serious business and a source of pride in America
>yfw kids get bullied because of their heritage

Nord are so fucking disgusting they are like black people
We wuz high kangs nigga I swear to Talos
muh dick
muh ancestry
muh faithless imperials
muh strong independent women

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>>67529614
t. thalmor

>>67529447
Bippity boppity you better not be a dissing my Italian heritage.

>>67529307
The Dunmer are a mish mash of stuff. I have over a thousand hours in Morrowind. I'd say there is a healthy mix of Hebrews, Arabs, Japanese, Indians (the country), Native Americans, Greek Orthodox, and other stuff

Also Nerevar's story mimics Muhammad's in some places and even Lawrence of Arabia.

>>67529447
Can we exchange ancestry

The Argonians are so good at fighting that during the Oblivion Crisis the Daedra had to close the Oblivion Gates they opened in Black Marsh because they feared that the Argonians would conquer Oblivion.

>>67529705
>healthy mix
>Hebrews, Arabs, Japanese, Indians (the country), Native Americans, Greek Orthodox, and other stuff

so slavs are what

>>67529759
Argonians are mexicans

>>67529854
falmer or sholtstein """nords""""

>>67529759
Please tell me this is canon and not just you memeing

>>67529307
They're based on a LOT of stuff including Japan and Medieval Arabia

t. guy who read an interview with the developers

>>67529349
Nah, canonically the Argonians have a South American Aztec bent to them

>>67529237
>>67529034
Aren't the Bosmer supposed to be like Celts? Besides the Mohawks they don't really strike me as being Native American. In their lore they even have shit like the Wild Hunt which is a Central European folklore

>>67529823
That describes Spain perfectly though

>>67529211
Canonically all of the men from Akavir were eaten to extinction by the snake people

>>67529983
specially the japanese part, indian ,native american and orthodox part

>>67529217
Nothing I guess I just don't really want to be a mage

>>67529983
I expected to see an American flag here. Tell me more about that time Sitting bull conquered the province of historical Spain and the occupation of Gandhi and made Christian Orthodoxy the religion of the state before the Japanese intervention.

>>67530206
Well the Spaniarfs have colonized and contacted all said regions. And wherever the Spaniards landed they fucked everything on two (or more) legs. Ergo, spaniards have a healthy admixture of all these things.

>I expected to see an American flag here.
I kekked

>>67530031
Precisely.

>>67530352
Spain have colonised Japan, India and Russia?

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Dwemer are ancient Assyrians.

Basically everything in Morrowind suggest that dark elves are middle easterners(either jews or arabs).

IIRC in Daggerfall the Redguards had some crazy genesis story where they wuz empirez n samuraiz n shiet but then their civilization crumbled and they all arrived in Hammerfell as refugees.

>>67530409
Yes, the Spanish were the first to discover Japan among the Europeans. They also colonized Goa, India where they created Goa Trance music. As for Russia
Well you can never conquer Russia, even though Napoleon tried, but you can go for cheap prostitutes. It is the Ibiza of the North.

>>67530521
but the thalmor are jews too
Looks like the thalmor are ashkenazi jews and dumner are semitic jews

>>67530578
Damn, Treeflag here just btfo'd some Euros

>>67530578
So, some explorers or merchants spoke to Japanese/Indian people?

I guess you are right, that mean Spaniards have Japanese and Indian ancestry. And they are Slavs too, because the Internet is always right.

>>67530578
Portuguese colonised Goa they also were the first to reach japan

>***mer

muh

>>67530578
POORtugal =/= ASSpain
iraHELL= Leba NON

>>67530677
>Portuguese colonised Goa they also were the first to reach japan
Exactly, Spain did all that. Portugal is part of Spain.

>>67530632
Thanks man, they didn't get any American education. Poor yuros.

>>67530667
It is all a matter of logic and history you know

>>67530728
I'm sorry, but the cultural differences of Iranians and Lebanese are too great. Iranians are pure white Aryans, while Lebanese are descendents of Phoenicians and Romans. Portugal and Spain on the other hand are the same people.

>>67530667
Portuguese and Spanish are the same thing

Go ahead screencap this and post it on one of your stupid reaction images of a dumb American spurdo talking but you know it's absolutely true

If Spain and Portugal were geographically rearranged nobody would notice or care

>>67530914
>>67530862
Lol no
not the same fucking language/culture
Same history/race tho

>>67530862
>>67530914
What happened to /int/? Whydoes everyone here get his historical education from /x/?

>>67531032
The language is intelligible between native speakers, the same way swedes and Norwegians understand each other

>>67531032
You two are close the way France and England are close.

>>67531084
lol nope
Listen here nigger Im spanish I tell you we have things in common but not as much as burger ""education"" teach

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>He picked Nord
>He sided with Imperials

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>>67528525
>tfw we're Solstheim with less Dark Elfs

>>67530914
why do you continue to say stupid things if you're so aware that you're probably being stupid that you feel the need to tack that comment onto that?

>>67531143
I'm sorry but its true

>>67531044
I read Breitbart

>>67531044
>/x/

Haven't been on there in years. Stopped going when I realised a substantial amount of people on there were paranoid schizophrenics. Felt bad for them

>>67530914
dpain id moortugal :DDDD

>>67531213
Truthfully I want my comment to be on one of those dumb spurdo images desperately

>>67531233
whatever you say north jew, you know more about spain than me

>>67531179
Ulfric is a cuck who secretly lets Dunmer fuck his wife.

>>67531286
Do not fret, don't mind them. As Nikolai Tesla once said, "And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."

>>67531179
SKYRIM YES

>>67531330
Better than an Imperial who openly lets Dunmer fuck his wife

>>67528641
>>67529082
>>67529614

Spain are the redguards

>>67531330
The Empire is cucked hard. I walked into the game expecting to side with the empire but the way they just let the Thalmor drag away people for believing in their own God is unacceptable. Also every High Elf (which is usual for TES game) and Imperial is an insufferable irredeemable shameless prick

The choice was easy

>>67531486
exactly

>>67531286
those have gone out of fashion because now we're all onto you trying to do it on purpose. The only place where it's mostly for real anymore is /pol/

>>67531510
lol nigger

What's your guys favorite build/play style to do

>>67528525
>not playing as superior lizard race

>>67531722
>fell for the meme
leaf posters are so fucking stupid

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>skyrim

>>67531725
Long range paladin, basically you attack everything with a bow and use magic shields while you escape and heal yourself.

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>>67531808
>meme

>>67531961
>long range
>paladin
>colombian education

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>>67528525
>tfw want to play a Nord
>remember don't have any Scandinavian ancestry
>two Scandinavian friends grill me
>have to go back to playing a Breton
>tfw I do have Germanic ancestry

>>67532044
CHI

>>67532044
muh 41% ancestry

>>67532015
>not being capable of understanding the concept of dual class/multi class in a single player game
Enjoy you cookie cutter gameplay experience.

markarth is comfy

>>67532131
I am Visigothic.

>tfw always play Breton
Most comfy desu

I like muh sword and board with some magic on the side

>>67528525
>playing videogames

Pathetic manbabies

>>67528853
Are Russians the falmer then?

>>67532148
B-but paladin are suposed to be heavy armor knights and shiet

>>67529866
Argoninans are australians.

>>67529285
How did you left almost no genetic influence here after 600 years of cohexistence will always remain a mystery to me

>>67532148
Paladins actually get severely punished for multiclassing in DnD. They can't take anymore levels in Paladin ever again after taking a level in another class

>>67532206
Terrible bait

>>67532262
what the fuck are lebanese to do with rome that is a boat ride across?
where would they live?
how would they eat?
what would they work as?
They would have no power and would be enslaved if they left their collective communities.

>>67531961
>not being a gunpowder paladin
>cleansing evil with muskets, one iron ball at a time

>>67529285
How you left almost no genetic influence here after 600 years of cohexistence will always remain a mystery to me

>>67532131
Daily reminder Ibero-Goths are master race.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Pavia

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>>67532222
really nice numbers folks really nice numbers

>>67532220
What stop a Paladin from using a bow? It's a noble instrument that take years to master, like the sword.

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>>67532222

>>67532324
Phoenicians were in Sardinia since before Rome was founded

>>67532392
>>67532408
thank you

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>>67532222

Orc master race

>>67532427
Merchants not people, and as conquerors with state capital not migrants.

>>67532533

>Merchants not people

What?

>>67532570
Yes? Are you confused about the nature of jews?

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>>67532623
hahaha

>>67532324
We wuz merchants n shiet
Funny enough one of Rome's emperors was Syrian/Lebanese

>>67532262
But pedro, we are Italians

>>67528901
why? I mean I chose to play as one too but because I wanted to create a southern looking female

>>67532782
you're not.

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>>67528525

Nothing wrong with playing as a breton

>>67528525
You might, if you go back far enough you'd be a 1/65th Viking rapebaby