>mfw the Anglos were able to turn their half Germanic, half

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2016-11-17 05:21:21 Post No. 67510377
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Anonymous 2016-11-17 05:21:21 Post No. 67510377 [Report]

>mfw the Anglos were able to turn their half Germanic, half Norse mixed French, Latin and Greek abortion hybrid of a god awful, inconsistent ""language"" into a classy accent

Anonymous 2016-11-17 05:22:13 Post No.67510391
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Anonymous 2016-11-17 05:22:13 Post No.67510391 [Report]

>be Papuan
>get eaten

Anonymous 2016-11-17 05:23:36 Post No.67510410
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Anonymous 2016-11-17 05:23:36 Post No.67510410 [Report]

WITNESSED

Anonymous 2016-11-17 05:25:51 Post No.67510447
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Anonymous 2016-11-17 05:25:51 Post No.67510447 [Report]

>>67510391
>Be American
>2017
>Hillary won in a landslide
>Go outside
>Neighbourhood full of chimps
>Sprint to car to get to work
>Can't sprint because morbidly obese
>Get shot at 3 times
>Can't fire back, only minorities are allowed guns
>Nimbly navigate the shots
>'Just another wednesday'
>Use keys to open door
>Remember cars are banned because muh environment
>Take bike instead
>Bike is nowhere to be found
>Briefly forgetting your neighbours
>Decide to walk instead because the public transport system is shit
>Make it 10 feet off your property
>Get stabbed and robbed (forgetting your neighbours, not even once)
>Get into ambulance
>'Sorry we have to take 33% longer to get to the hospital, gender laws'
>Almost at the hospital
>Nignog protestors hold up the ambulance
>Whiteys give us your money and shiiiieeeet
>Ask politely to drive forward
>Ambulance workers give me a horrified look
>'Sorry sir we have to respect them'
>Everyone on the ambulance pays their daily slavery reparations
>Get to hospital, get treated
>Leave
>'Just a minute sir, you forgot your bill'
>$1,000,000 plus an 33% for the cis-white-male tax
>Sigh to yourself
>'At least that's over with'
>Go home
>House has been looted, nignogs partying and destroying your property
>Still forgetting who your neighbours are, come on now
>'Ayo hol up whiteboi dis our shiiieett now'
>Get beaten up and left in the gutter
>Now homeless
>Decide to live under a bridge
>Can't live under a bridge because the Turkroaches and mudslimes King Nignog brought in need their natural habitat
>Decide it isn't worth living anymore
>No gun to kill yourself
>Decide to jump off skyscraper
>Whites have already been banned from entering buildings over one story to remind them how little they've contributed to society
>Out of nowhere a wild mudslime appears
>Flashing light
>Wake up
>'Glad to see your back with us, that'll be $10,234,243 plus your white-cis-male-tax of 33%'
>Die again