/cum/

first for freedom

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>>67507284
Bill Clinton is objectively more alpha than Brady, prove me wrong.

Pro-tip: You can't.

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Post your total war progress

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Any other /cum/rades play Dota 2 as well or no?

business idea: purge all non whites

my sister is being a BITCH

>>67507745
No one plays dotes anymore Thom.

reminder that people care about you, anonymous!

>>67507618
what civ mod is this ?

>>67507838
you're full of shit.

plz die.

>>67508056
i know it to be true

>>67507618
what is the game?

Only 10 hours left of work and I've gotten everything done. Thank dog for Netflix mobile

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A FUCKING FENCE

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F
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>why did I allow the jungle fever to control my mind
>my children look like potatoes now
>my parents disowned me
>they hate their ugly grandchildren
>I wasted my white genes

>>67508163
the girl looks pretty cute to me

>Two /cum/ threads at once

>>67507284
Cum brady, lol

>>67508256
multi thread shitposting

>>67508191
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>>67508382

>when the Manifest Destiny and American Exceptionalism hits

Mexican anons, what do you think of chicano TV shows like George Lopez?

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>>67509258

>tfw you will never see the biblical apocalypse and be whisked away to gated community salvation by rich white jesus

>>67507745
>Massa-loose-shits
trash

>>67509269
Very cringeworthy

>>67510184
Trump is "The Lion from the North". (see MAGA lion) Embrace him. It is his time to rule at last. Seventy years (7 months and 7 days) he has waited to sit upon his throne. He has no allegiance. He will swear no oath. He is crowned by God and not by the church as his power is divine. [1] He was chosen by heaven. [2] Say his name when you pray to the sky. Through battles, he lead us to victory. [3] There is no man alive or dead that commands him. He only answers to the Lord. What he says was said in heaven and so it shall be done. [4] His will be done. [5]

1. www.nytimes.com/2016/02/19/world/americas/pope-francis-donald-trump-christian.html?_r=0
2. http://biblehub.com/matthew/24-31.htm
3. http://time.com/4563685/donald-trump-wins/
4. http://biblehub.com/amos/3-8.htm
5. http://biblehub.com/matthew/6-10.htm


Maybe you just might anon...

>>67508382
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>>67508191
These are pretty good (even if they're generic obama hate) who makes them?

>>67510243
Jon McNaughton

>>67509269
Who?

I won't blow my second chance

>>67511821
I will blow your mom.

>>67511821
Good luck!

I will NOT fap again.

>>67511896
you know you cant win against your instincts , just let it happen noone will judge you

>hurr durr the US military is garbage because they lost in Vietnam
>why should we spend money on our military when we have the US to protect us?
What is it going to be, Yuros?

*chugs a glass of milk*

AAHHHHHHHH

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>>67512061
Euros aren't allowed here.

>>67512061
Diem did NOTHING wrong

Just played a chapter of murdered soul suspect. It was good.

i'm going to do it

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>>67512112
Which method? :^)

hey Canada, when are you going to annex Quebec?

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No sexy thicc posting tonight?

>>67511896
same. I decided it on my birthday and I'm going to abide by it

>>67512151
depends, are you gonna post your thighs?

its cold as fuck outside

>>67512125
how does bridge sound?

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>>67512151
Threads dead.

Been that way for hours now.

skuur idorr

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I really do love these marches, lads. They're so fucking sad though.
>fritz goes to war to kill commies
>all the fritz's march and sing songs about qt german girls back home
>commies kill fritz and advance into germany
>commies """""liberate""""" and kill qts
>commies sack berlin
>germany turns into a turbo cucked cultural marxist shithole with no identity

gas the kikes

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>>67512188
>5:00pm
>already completely dark and cold outside

bit depressing desu

>>67512190
Like it will make a big mess. Have fun.

Legal Disclaimer: All posts are purely satirical, any and all inferences from this post bear no resemblance to any desired outcome or recommended course of action.

>>67512267
I've heard it's like hitting concrete except if that doesn't kill you the drowning and shock from the cold water will.

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>>67512241
You don'd really wand do gas me! Do you?

>bridge

how hard is it to go to lowe's and buy a length of rope

>>67512256

>go to class with the sun not even close to touching the horizon to the west
>come out ~2 hours later and its pitch black and I can see my breath

fucking spooky

>>67512306
pretty hard in this economy, you also have to find something to support your weight and then the neighbours have to deal with the smell...

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>>67512298
Yes, but not this

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>>67512298
Yes. But I won't gas the IDF girls.

>>67512306
My plan is to rent a car then drive it into something solid at a high rate of speed. Most modern cars can get to 140 mph on straightaways.

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>>67512324
>>67512338
>Propaganda never looked so good

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>>67512338
Jesus fucking CHRIST do you see how well this IDF propaganda works?

SPOOKED
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>>67512197
it's time for /int/ to die

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>21
>virgin
>awake at 2AM
>playing arcade games in sc2
>people in the last thread called me a lost cause

JUST

>tfw no qtpi jewess gf

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>>67511917
Only if the body is the master of the mind, but the earth doesn't preside over the heavens. The body wants to give up, the mind says let go. Which form of slavery are you destined for? That depends on which master you serve, power or authority?

>>67512376
I agree

>>67512387
does your university have an Israel on Campus club? I've always been curious as to what goes on at them

>>67512424
Why dont you go and then tell us?

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>>67512387
They got that fat tit meat.

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>>67512370
>>67512365
Hey, a qt is a qt and if you say no you're baka
Also sour grapes

>>67512424

the only religious clubs Ive seen were christians on campus, these "new life church" cult nutjobs, muslims united, and Jehovas witnesses always standing by to hand out pamphlets on the quad

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>>67512441
i'm not one of god's chosen people, though I could maybe pass for one

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>>67512486
>though I could maybe pass for one

>be me years ago
>be ugly middle-schooler
>people always call me Jewish
>people ask me if i'm Jewish
>I ask why
>you're ugly and look like one hahaha!

LIKE ANNUDAH SHOAH IT WAS

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oy vey

>>67512539
Me in the middle

>>67512539

that does it, Im taking that Birthright trip

>>67512532
I had a few teachers ask me aswell in high school although I'd like to think that had more to do with my name coming from the old testament

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>>67512572
>Birthright trip

Wait, I've got an all inclusive FREE trip for you!

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>>67512564
>"we should conscript young women into the IDF" they said
>"they'll be professional" they said
>"they won't act like whores" they said

>>67512639
don't they pay for breast enlargements

helps with troops morale or something

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I think these hoes are looking to take some kebab rather than remove it

>>67512647
>This can't be real
>look it up
>Britain and Australia did it
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-41561/Servicewomen-given-breast-implants-boost-morale.html
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1563392/Australian-navy-pays-for-breast-enlargements.html

My sides

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Does the ride ever stop?

Does it ever get better?

Dumb frog poster.

>>67512678
First time I heard about it I looked it up too. Odd but funny as hell.

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>>67512689

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See now this photograph is staged. Those previous ones are candid.

Really makes you think.

exgf texts me "hi anon :), can I call you?"
I haven't opened my app in the last 16 hours out of fear of letting her seen and get her mad.
Jesus Christ when did I became in the pathetic scrub I'm now?

>>67512710
>kick him in the nutz

Krav Maga is best martial art :^)

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>>67512722
"No"

Problem solved amigo

>>67512769
I can't do that, that's like... super rude.
Also she's getting hotter by the day, too bad she's just as bland and uninteresting as the day I met her.

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What do you think about this one?
Staged?


Heute wollen wir marschier'n
Einen neuen Marsch probier'n
In dem schönen Westerwald
Ja da pfeift der Wind so kalt

>>67512797
>Also she's getting hotter by the day

Post pics

>>67512797
P U S S Y W H I P P E D

>>67512797
lol

pinche mandilon

mandala a volar campeon, no seas puñetero

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Reminder that the purest love is one between a nee-san and her shota.

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>>67512889

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>>67512889
We already had a weeb thread.

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I go outside multiple times a day in my suburb but I haven't seen a teenage girl in one month.

>>67512835
no way jose
>>67512836
sounds hot tbqh, but she's just as dependent as she's tasteless
>>67512888
At this fucking point I'd fuck a trap out of pure sexual frustration, idgaf anymore

Does your state or city has a regional dish?

>>67512979
Cuban sandwiches for Florida.

They were invented in Tampa, not Cuba.

>>67513013
Very interesting anon, I had never eaten one of those

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>dont work on thanksgiving
>but I have work the day after meaning I cant go home because itd take so many hours just to get back

>>67513052
Have you ever eaten an applejuice?

>>67512979
>Marble cake originated in Rockingham County, Virginia from a Mennonite community.

lol this state is one big meme

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>>67513120
yes yes, good wageslave

>>67512935
when you put it that way you just sound like a pedophile

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>>67513164

a-at least Im making money

>>67513136
Ye my boi, mah fav

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>>67513198
in 6 years you'll be able to pay off your student debt! isn't that fantastic?

>>67513198
>not making your own company
>not hiring others to do your work for you once you start making enough
>not hiring a manager to run your business

anybody remember Rits Bit Smores?

tasty as fuck

>>67513379
it's "Ritz" you troglodyte

>>67513393

well excuuuuuuse me, mr Nabisco

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>>67513438
apology accepted
also ritz bit smores are for lazy fatasses

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watch this movie for the redpill on troglodytes

>>67513510

well only half of that is true, so you must be wrong

>>67513551
>implying you cant be a fatass in a skinny mans body
baka

quite a perplexing existence

listening to the new Justice album

ama

I just prayed to God for a qt British gf

good night buds

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how do i get a cute liberal gf, buds?

>>67513669
how good is it?

real nigga hours who up

>>67514029
you

Listening to some Cannibal Ox on my DT 770's

GIVE ME A Y

>>67514138
GIVE ME A O

>>67514152
GIVE ME A U

fuck off retard

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whats the opinion on this?

>>67514130
>Have some akg
>dont use them cause the usb logitech make csgo sound much better and you can actually listen to steps clearly plus they have a mic

Expensive headphones are overrated m8

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>>67514308
who?

>>67514138
>>67514152
>>67514168
What does that spell?

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>>67514351
Fredo Santana the rapper
his "fame" kinda disappeared recently but he was booming with chief keef and all those chicago rappers earlier this decade

>>67514324
should have did research desu. AKG are known for having a shitty soundstage. Don't worry, I bought some expensive Sennheiser 598's just to be disappointed by the bass on them so I know how you feel

>>67513700
nonwhitesfuckmywife.gov

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>>67514405
Nigga's been watching too much Empire

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Good morning /cum/!

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>>67514518

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I am socially awkward and perceived as a weird loser by the flimsy. Do you think a suspicious guy like me is taken very seriously?
Where there's not contempt for me, there's patronizing, but watch spurred the wake of unrealized potential. No fool conceals himself.

>>67514790
is this a quote from something

>>67514865
couldn't find shit senpai
it's just autism

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Is she ok

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Why didn't anyone tell me Martha Stewart used to be such a qt back in the day? I wouldn't mind adding some of my special sauce to her cookie dough, if you happen to catch my drift.

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I am anxious of the behemoth's gnashing, I feel deeply ashamed of my mortality, I am pestered and reminded of it daily through the intercession of my conscience,,,

I'm hungry but don't feel like eating anything
help

>>67516267
Don't eat

You're getting fat

>>67516328
I'm just scrawny, sometimes I forget that I need to eat

>>67516413
How much do you weigh?

>>67516432
I haven't weighed myself in a few months I don't care about that anymore. Last time I believe it was something like 140lbs

>>67516536
>140Ibs
Damn

210Ibs 6'0ft here

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>>67516732
If you think that's bad, I'm 6'0ft and only weigh 108 pounds.

>>67516796
>108 pounds
A-are you cute

>>67516822
I wish, my body just refuses to gain weight.

>>67516894
condensed milk

*gay post*

how does /cum/ feel about the Slave Trade?

>>67517476
My well we're enslaved :(

Don't really care that much

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this kills the americuck

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Good morning /cum/

Gotta leave for work in 20 minutes :(

>>67516894
>my body just refuses to gain weight.
Skelly fags like you are just as bad as fat asses who blame their weight on their genetics. There's not any secret to gaining or losing weight. If you burn more calories than you are consuming you will lose weight. If you keep it equal, you maintain. If you consume more, you gain weight. You need to go back to middle school health class.

>>67517893
This saves the white house, DC, and kills the limecuck

I do not meddle in thaumaturgist affairs, they meddle in me.

>>67517476
Rather be a full blown chattell slave then the wageslave I am now. At least then I clearly knew who I was and lived a simple life.

Now I'm just depressed

goodnight sweeties

>>67520244
goodnight? where the fuck do you live?

Not memeing but hot pockets are actually pretty good

>>67520558
who said they weren't?

Trump is the fool on the hill

>>67520581
I don't know they just get a negative stereotype because they're associated with the janny

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looks like a nice set of cans on this broad

>>67520948
She looks like a bitch

does anyone have a piratebay or kickass mirror

>>67520948
ugh god is there a way to look less interesting?

>>67520864

t. China lapdog

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>>67518233
americucks are this mad

>>67521220
or actually even better can someone just find a magnet link for a highest possible quality star trek ds9 and post it here

my uni blocks all popular torrent sites

Fuck fedora posters

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>Fuck fedora posters

>>67521332
I found complete packs but apparently the quality is worse then the individual season torrents.

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>mfw I found out that one girl that I was interested in is a witness of jehova

sorry for blogposting.

>>67521718
what is /cum/ if not blogposting

>>67521717
sadlkjflasdflj
post magnet for season 1

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>Youtube add
>Its in Spanish

>Commiefornian companies have been coming to my state which is also having a drought and bussing our water back to their home
Civil War 2 when?

>>67521778
Nevada?
But on the other hand, Nevada was a Union state, so it wouldn't make sense.

yamato 2199 is very good

>>67521848
Connecticut

>>67521891
Okay, I wouldnever have guessed that.

>>67521755
here you go familia

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:b3753b68c343b202f9d2ae8004865029511ae378&dn=Star.Trek.DS9.Deep.Space.Nine.9.Season.1.HQ.x264.5.1.ac3.subs&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.demonii.com%3a1337&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fzer0day.ch%3a1337&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexodus.desync.com%3a6969&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3a6969&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3a6969

>>67521945
I know right? I learned about the drought thing like 2 weks ago and today I learned about this california issue

>>67516796
thats bull shit.

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>>67521974
awesome

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>>67522174
no probs, lemme know when you want the rest of the seasons

MUH IMMIGRANTS

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Good morning, /cum/

[...]

Are you there?

>>67522770
Morning Baja!

It's just me here, all alone

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>>67522824
Nice.

How are you today?

>>67522770
Don't you have a job you lazy fuck?

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>>67522890
Ah I'm okay. Trying to learn the stock market here, but fuck is it boring.

How are you?

>>67522919
Well, something like that.

>>67522937
I think I'm sick. My body feels weak and awkward.

But i'm still ok, i guess.

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I like how these threads are slowing down again now that the whole /pol/ invasion has died down a fair bit. Makes it feel more personal and comfy t b h.

2nd time a little black kid tried to get me to flinch by fake punching me

Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

How's the weather buds?
Gettin' cold here. Sun sets at 4:30

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>>67523171
we'll never leave, senpai

and our memes are way funnier than yours. most of /cum/ is just painfully unfunny and autistic /brit/ memes like randomly talking to yourself and repeating something 10000 times and posting random song lyrics.

/cum/ and /brit/, without /pol/patricians, are just a bunch of weirdos all within the same thread but no one is actually talking to each other.

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>>67523149
Sucks to hear that, Baja

Hope you get better.

>>67523228
Not very cold except for the time it snowed a few weeks before halloween. I have the window open right now. Tomorrow is supposed to be like 65 but supposedly its going to cool down after that. Should be a snowy winter if it stays cold out cause of Lq Nina and the lakes are really warm.

>>67523271
the stale, dry humour and general autism is what makes these threads enjoyable, anon. when /pol/tards aren't here we all have something in common(autism) and aren't really arguing

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>>67523228
It feels like winter again.

>>67523282
Thank you, Canada.

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>tfw I made an absolutely abhorrent post and paid the price for it

Wew lads, it's been a long time since I got banned for shitposting. I really up'd my game

>>67523386
nice.

>>67523386
You shouldnt be banned for shit like that

Just waking up in the morning
Gotta thank god.
Idk but today seems kinda odd.

>>67523386
*panting grin turns to frown as I read this*
*starts welling up*
I-I'm sorry, Canada-kun.
*nuzzles you*

>>67523386
>shitposting
>Implying you weren't just being a literal fag

>>67523443

The mods and jannies have actually become extremely lenient. I used to get banned all the time for far less transgressions. I accepted my fate

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>gotta thank god

>>67523505
pleb detected

>>67523484

Well, yeah. But only for a chuckle. I also sing pop songs to my friends in voice clips sometimes.

I'm a bit of a mad man

ITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOES

THEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBEST

cum lol

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Girl from work accidentally sat right across from me and I was too autistic to say anything after she noticed me. Just awkward silence until she left

>>67524478
haha

[glass breaks]
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Well, the years start comin and they don't stop comin and they don't stop comin and they don't stop comin and they don't stop comin and they don't stop comin and they don't stop comin

NOW WE GOT ALL THE COCONUTS BITCH
>NOW WE GOT ALL THE COCONUTS BITCH
NOW WE GOT ALL THE COCONUTS BITCH
>NOW WE GOT ALL THE COCONUTS BITCH
>NOW WE GOT ALL THE COCONUTS BITCH

YAH

I CUM IN THE FUCK [20 cymbals at once]

Your opinion of negroes?

>>67525614
CHI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T9gYbrarYY
don't dream it, be it

>>67525784
CA

>>67525910
GO

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what the fuck mexico????
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/mexican-man-weighing-1100-pounds-who-hadnt-left-bed-in-six-years-removed-for-medical-treatment

>>67525941
'ZA

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how is your day going /cum/?

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Canadians too why is /cum/ so fat?

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/battle-of-the-bulge-nearly-50-per-cent-of-canadian-soldiers-are-overweight-because-they-sit-too-much

>>67526064
because they literally are americans 2.0. if we're overweight, so are they.

>go to American style steakhouse
>"How would you like your steak, sir?"
>"Well done please. And could you bring me some ketchup?"

I think the waiter was a bit angry. But it was pretty good.

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>>67526130
>well done

>>67526130
vote hofer

>>67526168
>implying I'm going to waste my sunday standing in line
Sure thing boss

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>>67526130
>american style steakhouse
>well done
GET OUT AUSTRALIA

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>>67526223
if you don't i'm gonna kick your ass

>>67526274
As long as I don't have to move my ass :^)

morning, /cum/ :)

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Good morning /cum/

>>67526469
morning

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>he doesnt have a 4chan pass

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>sw*edes aren't shitposting
>general autism floating around
>thread is slower than ever
C O M F Y

>>67526517

>paying gookmoot to bottleneck certain boards from posting at night

>>67526521

this is TOO slow, methinks

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>>67526388
Oh your ass is gonna move alright

>>67526913
too slow is fast enough for me.still better than the thread going at breakneck speed and our threads hit bump limit within an hour

i guess me liking it slower is kind of like why i normally browse the really slow chans like uboachan and lainchan.

Brehs, I Vought this crest whitening toothpaste the other day thinking it was gonna be meh, but my teeth straight up whiter than a coffee mug.
Spooky desu

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I'm thinking about getting a burger and fries tonight. Should I have fiveguys, Jack in the box or In N Out?

What are the best burger joints in your region/country?

>>67527168
I'd go with in n out. Five guys always gives me the shits for some reason. Everything is getting so expensive. I remember I could get a double double for like 6 bucks or so, now its like 7 and something for the whole meal.

>>67527168
Five Guys, how is this even a question?
best burger joint is 5G's and Checker's/Rally's

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>>67527168
I think you should stick to a salad big guy

I am very convinced in this moment, that I like to dance to disco music from 1980 and 1990

>>67527238
for you

>>67527168

5 guys > Carls Jr > In n out > Smash Burger

I heard a rumor 4chan is dying?
Is it troo?

>>67527516
No, Hiroshimoot is just showing his Jewish colours.

Why do books have to be so expensive??

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post your comfy shitposting setups

the pc itself is a Dell Optiplex GX270 SFF that I got at a pawn shop for 22 dollars, came with a monitor too, but its broken and was trashed.

the monitor is this Vistapoint "energy efficient" CRT that I picked up from the garbage when my LCD Display that came with the dell broke. It was free so why not.

keyboard is this Microsoft keyboard that I got at Goodwill for a dollar on half-price day

mouse is a Logitech G5 laser "gaming" mouse that was given to me by my brother since he no longer uses it

post your comfy shitpost setups please

>>67527569
Rent them if you can
I swear fucking colleges got some kind of deal with the companies to use the most expensive shit

>>67527569
>be teacher
>get shit pay
>have no power over your students
>have to bust ass even after working hours
>finally make it to working at a college
>copy paste old text books into your own book
>upsale the fuck out of it
>punish all those little shits for not being quiet during naptime in preschool

>>67527333
>>67527219
>>67527218
Thanks for the replies fellas. I'm going to with In N Out.

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>>67527587
I use a phone lmao faggot you mad gay

>>67527587
can you even stream videos with that lol!!

sat out my 2 day ban guys lol i am back. was busy anyway, did y'all miss me or what

>>67527587
I seriously hope that's not Windows XP

>>67528152
why did you got banned?

>>67528152
Fuck no, fuck off faggot
>>67528158
There's literally nothing wrong with XP.

>>67528232

dont reply to foot"""kraut"""

>>67528232
posted a picture of my GF
>>67528251
rude

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>>67527587
It's a bit messy atm

>>67528251
it is. I can't run vista or 7 on it so it's the best I can do for now.

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>>67528419

>I cant run 7

>>67528356
>Mass of the fermenting dregs
coo
>melt-banana
tryhard

>>67528356
Sup Alberta fag

>>67528461
I can but it will be too slow on my pc. XP is fine and doesn't hog a ton of ram so it works great for me, especially having only 512MB ddr

>>67528556
do only have 1 tab open and nothing else at the same time

Just realized how out of shape I am. Barely able to do 45 Crunches in 2 minutes. Dont even want to think about pushups.

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>>67528556

>especially having only 512MB ddr
>DDR
>512 MB

nigga, what the fuck. you can get like 8 GB DDR3 for 40 bucks or less

>>67528592
I can only run one program at a time. it can handle maybe 1 or 2 tabs at a time.

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You are fat

>>67528657
why are you doing this to yourself and pretend it were "comfy"
especially that shitty ass crt

>>67528667

Im underweight actually

I need you guys to sign..
https://www.change.org/p/jamie-brittain-skins-uk-to-return

>>67528719
I can't really afford new equipment so it's all I have to be honest. the monitor maybe be heavy as hell but things feel much smoother on it than it did on the lcd.

this one's for allay'all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy4CQOyQ-0k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKPW_7hb2ek

>>67528667
Nope.

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>allay'all

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>>67528841
gimme yer address i'll ship you my old rig (hardware parts only, no case so it stays under 2kg)
bought a macbook recently

this song will never stop being epic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OffF0e2h4TU

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>metal
>epic

>>67529088
it is in fact epic metal

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>>67529088

>>67529185
too true

new
>>67529344
>>67529344

>>67529185
see
>>67528847