1st worlders, why don't you understand that to get girls

>>67483525

Why are Brazilian posters so shit?

Also this girl is from Rio de Janeiro

>>67483525

1st worlders don't want to get DST, mate

south is full. Don't come in here.

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>>67483525
why the fuck would I fly to the other side of the globe to fuck a few girls?

>>67483589
You better never visit /culturepals/

>>67483581
No, this picture was taken in Rio Grande do Sul

>>67483525
I'll think about it.

>Spain
would't work

>>67483629
It would, brazilians associate Spain with wealth because of Real Madrid and Barcelona

>>67483589

Because OP enjoy being a cuck.

>>67483618
Hol up, u aint canada

>>67483615

Colegio ACM is from Rio de Janeiro you dumbass

>>67483680
https://www.google.com.br/maps/@-30.0376386,-51.2295341,3a,75y,323.35h,75.37t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1slL1iWlOSqU5TcXB4mFiIdQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

I hope you shut your fucking mouth now

>>67483525
>piercing

Disgusting whore. Discarded

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>tfw I will never EVER see the cute greek brazilian girl that lives in Venezuela again

>>67483776
>again
i sense a story here

I would fuck that boy

>>67483525
Good try Jose, I know I'll just get stabbed and robbed

>>67483776
>Venezuela
She's probably going through some though shit now.

>>67483525
Excellent pic. Her skin seems so smooth and she has a killer body too.

>>67483525

Brazilians, along with Russians need to stop being cuckposters.

Do they like half-black guys?

>>67486579
only males tourists fuck shemales in brazil.
Or male tourists fuck underage prostitutes in brazil.

If a brazilian says something different, it is a lie

>>67486782

Wait - so that's a dude?

'She' just looks like a dyke to me. Clever.

>>67486831
there is a very big chance that she is.

Brazil has the best shemales

>>67486831
Kek now that i notice her crotch is too bulgy and that jaw :^)

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>>67486831
>>67486782
she's not tran it's a girl ,easy to get confused becuase Brazilian trannies are top tier

>>67488922
pic related btw
trans pornstar

Do Br gays crave first world dick

>>67483525
stop being a cuck
go fuck them yourself

south americans are really something.
the girls look like full developed women from age 14. their bodies are anime-tier, with all these gravity-defying curves.
the boys on the other hand look underfed, underdeveloped, no beards, no muscles, short.

I am sorry Brazilian bros but I am learning Spanish so Colombia/Mexico/Venezuela/Dominican Republic will be my sex tourism destination

>>67489121
I can't fuck BR girls they only crave big civilized cock

>>67489311
>big
ruh roh

>>67489083
BR gays crave for anything, even me, I'm tired of being hit on by them

>>67483525
That's not true- a fat autist is a fat autist no matter the country or the language or the money.

They'll just fuck you over and rob you or something.

>>67489542
jokes on them, I'm poor

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>>67483525

You are the reason why /b/ keeps having this shit actitude towards brazilians, go back to 55 and dont return here until you learn how to not be a moron.

>>67489632
what the fuck? I'm just giving a tip to my /int/ernational bros

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>>67483607

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>>67489666
You are disrespecting your motherland and enforcing the idea that this is just a giant fucking brothel and that you can do like Sweden and come here do wathever you want because 3rd world country right. No respectable girl would do that shit and honestly if people around here could do the associations you were saying with countries and wealth we wouldn't be on the shithole we are living now.

You are the cancer of Brazil.

>>67489160
I could say the same about Italians

>>67489311
is big civilized black cock good enough

>>67489808
>disrespecting our motherland
>disrespects others' motherland (sweden)

kek

>no respectable girl
>respectable
>girl
kys my blind nationalist friend

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>>67483525
I've tried it, but apparently i was so gay looking that only boys were interested in me

how do I act less gay in third world countries?

>>67489955
Of couse, as long as you speak english
>>67489966
What did you exactly do at the country you've gone?

>>67489966
Grow a beard

>>67489995
I speak Hollywood english(standard accent from tv) and I'm Mulatto

>>67489957
>disrespects other's motherland (Sweden)

Why should i respect them? Also, it's just a metaphor, you should love your country more than anything else, regardless of the shithole he is.

>dur girls are shit hueuhe

Essa mentalidade de 55 e panelinha do bananal me dá uma puta vergonha alheia.

>>67490073
>he thinks Brazilian women are respectable
tip toppity kekerooni my friend

>>67483675
And you aint Poland

>>67489501
Post pic :3

>>67489864
Anybody would look underfed from an American pow

>>67490066
Perfect, book your flight right now, make friends with some dude on interpals or something

the key is having someone to say "this is Tyrone, he's american hahaha" that will lit the latina pussies

I recommend you to go to South Brazil though
>>67490073
>Why should i respect them?
Why should they respect us? Do you like being contradictory? hahaha
>dur girls are shit hueuhe
90% of them are

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>>67490109
:^)

>>67490350
too white for a london look

>>67490287
>Perfect, book your flight right now, make friends with some dude on interpals or something

the key is having someone to say "this is Tyrone, he's american hahaha" that will lit the latina pussies
fucking kek thanks mate
>I recommend you to go to South Brazil though
not trying to meme but aren't they mostly germanic whites? just not into that>.>

>>67490287
>Why should they respect us

Are you actually retarded or is this bait? I'm talking about you, i couldn't care less about narrow minded outsiders, YOU should respect your country, not THEM should respect us, retard

>90% of them are

Don't blame your results for being a faggot on others.

This thread is so stupid

>>67490479
RARE

>>67490437
what are you really into?
>>67490438
>Are you actually retarded or is this bait? I'm talking about you, i couldn't care less about narrow minded outsiders, YOU should respect your country, not THEM should respect us, retard
Well, you complained first about how "/b/" doesn't like us, contradictory fuck
>Don't blame your results for being a faggot on others.
?

Now you're projecting?

you're embarrassing yourself here m8
>>67490479
stfu Itapirapuã Gonzalez

>>67490647
Why do i still respond this?

>Well, you complained first about how "/b/" doesn't like us, contradictory fuck

How's your fucking interpretation is simple texts for beginners, you fucking ass of a retard? I said i don't like the way you put that because it makes us looks like a bunch of monkeys that shit where they eat. If you do that it's your problem but dont shitpost off the entire fucking country.
>Now you're projecting?

What image would you form on your head if you read that pile of shit and such retarded replies?

>m8

kill yourself you fucking retard lol

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>>67490927
bring the tranquilizer, ape's gone crazy

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>>67490647
>what are you really into?
In order of importance
Big ass
Brown or offwhite(think Lebanese) skin
Big tits
Dark hair curly is a plus but long straight dark hair is also great

Why would I go to a shithole like Brazil to get women?
Women from all over the world crave the white cock of germanic Europeans (Germany, Netherlands, Sweden, etc.)
I could go literally anywhere and drown in pussy. I could barely manage to fend off women when I went to the US, and in China too.
Why go to the shithole of the world then?

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>>67491162
Do you like this? She dates a French guy

Go to Rio then, although foreigners there aren't such a big deal I think
>>67491258
Because women here have big bunda and are good in bed

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>>67491001
Nice argument, you are making justice to the nick "monkey".

Mods?

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>>67491428
>hurr durr you retard xDD
>i don't like how you talk about my cuntry even if it is true!!!

There's nothing to argument with you, José

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>>67491535
Thats the only kind of language you understand, why bother talking normally?

This thread really hit the spot

I did not expect any less from a Brazilian thread to be honest

Brazilian anons are something else

>>67491717

I REALLY HATE BRAZILIAN POSTERS. SUCH ATTENTION WHORES MAN.

TGHEY ARE ANNOYING AS FUCK

>>67483525
I have heard that every Brazilian uses condoms because of the fear of HIV.

Sex using a condom is completely pointless.

>>67491799
Some women require it, some don't, but you'll fuck so many girls you can just reject her if she does it and find someone else

What about french dicks breziliabros ?

I'm 1m96 green eyes tbf

>>67491799

Heterossexual males don't get HIV.

>>67491862
No. You misunderstand. I dont want HIV. I will continue riding Irish women bareback and keeping my eyes closed.

>>67483525
Aren't they all in the big Cities though?
And aren't those the places with the highest crime rates in the World?
Say I go to get some your fine ass pussy and top-tier Trap boipucci, then how do I avoid being mugged and or killed? I could see myself going to Brazil on holiday in a few years, but all the places that are best for tourism are also best for crime.

I've heard Brazil has already been ruined by PUAs like Roosh V

>>67491867
the girl in this vid >>67491294 dates a french
>>67491908
Like he said vaginal sex doesn't give guys HIV, but alright kek
>>67491927
There are big bunda in every brazilian city, I'd say they would get more impressed at you in the countryside 2bh

anyway, that's the reason you need a BR acquaintance here, so he can guide you towards what's good

but yeah, there's a real danger of you getting mugged, mainly if you walk alone

>>67483525
I do not believe this. If chad, you get girls everywhere, if average or below, you will not get girls everywhere.

>>67492000
How could you come by an attractive Brazilian Shemale that you see online that ISN'T a hooker?
Would he fuck with me that night because I was Western, attractive and spoke slight Portuguese?
Assuming I DO end up visiting Rio and Sao Paulo in a couple of years

Fucking kill yourself OP.

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>>67483525
>TFW go to Brazil
>speak only Portuguese and never English as I believe its disrespectful to speak a foreign language in someone's country
>get treated like shit
>start speaking English
>everyone is suddenly super nice to me

>>67483525
South America has all the worst diseases. Malaria, zika, chagas, dengue, trichuriasis, pinta, hookworm, etc. etc. etc. Not to mention that the people who live there just go around haphazardly killing each other and tourists.

I can't think of anything that could compel me to go to South America, except a complete muslim take-over or the inevitable Russian invasion. And even then, I'd honestly prefer Namibia or Mozambique or something. South America seems awful.

>>67492000
But the Guy is a porn producer, I'm obviously not a porn producer

>>67491867
silly pierre, if you are decently fit you should just get out to drown in pussy

>>67492170
The pussy and boypussy.
When I go I'm just going to wear insect repellent every time I'm outside.
Then shower and get a taxi to and from the nightclubs so I don't have to stay outside long and have some prick of a mosquito bite me.

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>>67492170

>Malaria, zika, chagas, dengue, trichuriasis, pinta, hookworm


I don't care because I don't live in the Amazon

>>67492128
Not true, don't you think that if I went to Congo I wouldn't fuck a lot of girls? Same logic
>>67492137
I don't understand anything about trannies 2bh, but when I used Tinder, there were some trannies that weren't hookers
I suppose he would fuck you
>>67492160
Kek
>>67492170
I agree, there's no problem staying here one week and a half and enjoying only the good things though
>>67492201
This isn't porn, it was an "artsy" program financed by the government about naked beauty

See http://shop6.hdclipsbr.com/videosfree/MulherArteRiodeJaneiro.720p.HDClipsBR.mp4

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>>67492293
Do you live somewhere in the red zone, though?
You can't escape the diseases.
And people get gunned down on the street in Brazilian cities. Isn't that terrifying? You take a massive risk by just stepping outside your house.

>>67492356
Just two questions left.
Where is safer to visit? Rio or Sao Paulo?
And if I was on a Night Out in either of those cities, how likely is it for me to bump into a tranny in a Nightclub?

>>67491775
i feel sorry for OP more than anything (are you OP)

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Someone kill OP, for fuck's sake

>>67492244
A weird thing about me, I could obviously fuck a lot of girls but I'm not into that. I like to seduce girls, and when the job is almost done I give up like :"meh, I guess my hand does it well anyway"

But I'm really into the foreign girls thing, I plan to do my first time with a nordic or an American chick

>>67492170
this is true, don't come here

>>67492420
Sao Paulo, it's the safest capital here
>And if I was on a Night Out in either of those cities, how likely is it for me to bump into a tranny in a Nightclub?
You gotta go to a LGBT club if you want to find 'em, won't find them in normal clubs
>>67492454
Kek, what is so wrong about this? I'm just helping my bros wtf

>>67483525
Some days I feel like my fellow countrymen are improving the quality of their posts.

Then I see threads like this.

>>67492420
São Paulo is safer than Rio.

And it really depends on the nightclub, in both cities transsexuals tend to stay in a few, select nightclubs and always in big groups.

>>67492662
But this is quality posting, i'm giving real information about my country and culture

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>>67489808
He's unironically making these threads on a daily basis with the sole intent to "trigger" me, because "somehow" I managed to "prove" him Brazilian "women" are merely worthless prostitutes, just like that one who shat him off her arse and called it a birth.

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>>67492709

Maybe for the favela or village from where you're speaking, hopefully the blockades won't let you out, unfortunately they can't take the computer from you.

>>67492709
I'm talking more about OP desu, it comes across as a "come here and fuck our women" kind of message, it just doesn't sit well with me.

>>67492517
God Damn it. That's what I dread. Going to gay clubs for some prime Trap/shemale boipucci and getting fawned over by dozens of manly guys with aload of hair and annoying voices.
Don't know if it would be worth the risk.
>>67492662
How likely would I be able to get one for a one night stand then?

>>67492796

At least fuck the monkey looking ones and let the white ones for us. No one cares.

>>67492748
>>67492754
Kek you guys should try to take this website less seriously
>>67492796
It's not like they're gonna fuck my women, it's not like there are only 2 or 3 of them in this country wtf, I just wanna see my friends happy, don't you like when your friends score?
>>67492824
It gets pretty difficult to find trannies then

>>67492356
Ok but I mean girls that are hot on an international scale. I've seen Brazilian female students here, they do not seem to be super eager to get Euro guys. Just like guys do, grills also find guys they find hot as their first criterium.

>>67492824
>How likely would I be able to get one for a one night stand then?

Most ARE prostitutes since it's hard for trans to get a proper job here so if you have the money you can pretty much score one.

Keep in mind those you see in porn videos are expensive as fuck, and you WILL get hit on by gay men if you're even slightly attractive.

that girl is so hnnnng, its incredible
any more pics?

>>67492921
criterion, criterium is a bike ciruit

>>67483525
Why dont you understand that we dont want to get aids from some monkey?

And you dont get a passport for having sex with a first-worlder who told you that?

>>67492921
Of course brazilian living abroad won't care too much about europeans, right? They already live there, it's not like it's something amazing for them
>Just like guys do, grills also find guys they find hot as their first criterium
Yeah you can't really compare Netherlands to Brazil, as your country is a very rich one with a lot of foreigners so it isn't a big deal for anyone, they'd rather fuck hot people

>>67493187
vaginal sex doesn't give you AIDS chances are like 0,1%

they expect you'll fall in love with her and bring her back home lol (and this actually happens)

I do find it weird. Any guy from Sweden could go anywhere in the world and get anyone. Personally I have principles preventing me from such actions, and I really do prefer to spend my days shitposting, but I'm in the minority here.

>>67493239
But it gives me other STDs and makes me a host for Zika.

>it's a self hating Brazilian monkey tries to lure civilized to people to his shithole episode

>>67493202
Are most grills there good looking like 1st post pic related? From what I've seen Brazilians are not hotter than Dutch.

>>67483525
>Brazil

How big of a penis does the one on the left have?

NEW

>>67493341
>>67493341
>>67493341
>>67493341

>>67493404
No, but she would certainly fuck you after knowing you're dutch

of course monkeyzilians are in general worse looking than europeans, but the thing is, you'll only fuck the top notch from here

also that's the reason I recommend south brazil

>>67492395
Kek, never on my life have i been sick of Chagas, Dengue, Zika or whatever. It´s only present in the poorest zones, in the winter

I don't speak any language well enough to have a conversation apart from english

>>67483525
>make friendship with some dude who speaks english ask him to take you to a social gathering

what part of thisis meant to be easy when you're only there for a week or 2?

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>>67492959
>You will have to pay for Brazilian shemale cock
>You WILL get hit on by gay men if you're even remotely attractive
FUCK

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>>67493812
doesn't matter (australians in the pic)
>>67493889
online, duh, through interpals or something, give him some money to help with the gas and ask him to go a club with you

>>67491294
>Go to Rio then
ok thanks for everything mate

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book your flight now

>>67494029
>>67494087

Gladly, Europeans only prefer the monkey looking ones.

I don't give a shit, just let the white ones for me.

>>67493916
Celt bro i'm going to rio and i will make a thread on how to score transsexuals in rio if i figure it out/have time

>>67494263
>for me
Hahaha of course, Ricardão

>>67494263
lol white brs are the ugliest one though

Doesn't look like wife material, OP. Would rather have a qt Asian if I'm gonna fly across the world for a woman.

>>67494029
Gotta say they scored some qt3.14s.

>>67493605
Do you know that, though?
You may have had symptom-free Zika, and not notice until you get a kid with a freakishly tiny head.
And you may have had symptom-free Chagas and won't notice for a few decades until the chronic infection shows its symptoms and your intestine shuts down, subsequently leading to your painful and inevitable death.
Fuck, that shit is scary.

>>67483525

i like the left one.

>>67494276
Cheers Donald, when can I expect this thread?

>>67483525

Do "kuruminha" girls exist? Would a Spaniard be able to get one?

I do not want a "big bunda" stereotypical brazilian.

>>67499033
Nope, all indians/half-breed indians are ugly

>>67483525
I have a Brazilian daughter desu

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Not even foreign women would want to fuck/date me.
Not even desperate hispanic women who's work visas are about to expire.

Women RATHER live in a communist shithole like cuba or another 3rd world country than even look in my direction.

Honestly I just need one more good push.

>>67499226
toronto monkey section zookeeper?

>>67490114
And you ain't syria

>>67483525
I don't want to get macheted by favela niggers or TKO'd by up and coming UFC fighters.

I have a daughter in Brazil thanks to a relationship I had with a girl from there while she was in school here in Canada

>>67501119
she's soon coming back

>>67501212
No
We're both done school and her visa expired
I'm not getting married so she can make do there

>>67503258
your daughter

>>67491294
I would that qt ruin herself with tattoos?

>>67483525
i don't wanna get aids

>>67483525
I have yet to find a cute brazillian woman

>>67506309
you will never have sex so I wouldnt worry.

>>67506728
rude desu

>>67506309
Well it's that or fucking your cousin, Iceland.

>>67507097
fucking your mom is always an option too

>>67483525
I dont find Brazilians as attractive as eastern Europeans. Does the same concept apply to any countries in eastern Europe?

>>67508033
yup

>>67483525
I always thought that was just a meme
Is it really true though?

>>67508182
See >>67494029
>>67494087

>>67483525
This is literally a cuck post.

>>67508433
hurr durr cuck cuck