What do people think of rectal exams in your country? Are they

leading cancer in men, it's funny but serious at the same time

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>>67473266
>I just saw a TV ad urging men to get prostate exams

Yes we wouldn't want those wonderful baby boomers to get prostate cancer, would we.

>>67473266
I do my own prostate exams, feels good 2bh

>>67473266

I always like to have a second opinion

>>67473266
People get them afaik. I've had one and I'm only 25. But I'm a bit paranoid about cancer and shit tbph.

Felt weird but then felt a bit good, it gave me a semi desu.

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>>67473266
kek
thats fucking nothing, when you want to be 100% about diagnosing cancer you order a biopsia

>>67473591

i have a sex toy that looks like that

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>>67473266
Older men get it done

Aside from that, fags

>>67473266
You sound like a working class chump. I bet you thought it would be a great "investment", how you would wake up to a warm, healthy breakfast to start off your long day. Maybe, you even had a couple thoughts about all the other nifty little uses you could find for the thing, how it would help you cook healthier meals in general, shed a couple pounds off the old gut, boost your confidence around work and with the ladies. Yeah, maybe that slow cooker would start your life cooking again, wouldn't it? I can see your strained hands holding the box and reading through it carefully at the store. A little bit pricey, but you're the type of guy who thinks everything is more than you can spend, aren't you. And look what happened to you. Look what the slow cooker did to you. Fucked you over, and made you clean it like a useless bitch. You don't even fucking like oatmeal. Piece of shit, you've been repeating those three words your whole life, haven't you. Yeah, how was work after that piece of shit fucked you over? I bet it was on your mind the whole day, you probably didn't say shit to nobody. Can't be telling people about your mistakes. How your little fix yourself plan, failed you. Don't want people to start thinking you're the failure. You're the piece of shit, all along. You don't want that do you? You don't want to be the piece of shit everybody secretly whispers about, do you? Was your father a piece of shit like you? I bet he never had a slow cooker. He had a woman, a house, a damn good job. I bet it's slow cooking you the fuck alive, isn't it. Comparing yourself to him. How one day when all the steam runs our of your life, you'll discover how you're nothing more than burnt shit to be scrapped off and thrown in the trash.

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Tfw I always do rectal exams with different doctors just for the pleasure of having a stranger massaging my prostate.

>>67473819
PLS BE IN S A S K A T O O N

>>67473266

>Funny + serious. Laughter everytime.

>>67473484
>Double fingerbang. Argie pls. ;3

>>67475089
C'mon fellow monkey, please tell me the doctors are always chicks.

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It's not just men; women get them sometimes during pelvic exams.

>>67476296

>wife goes to see gynecologist
>gets DOCTOR'D

wtf? how do we compete

>>67476296
Me on the left