>Go to Subway in.. >Japan, "30cm sub please"

Foot long makes more sense

I have no clue how much a centimetre let alone 30 cm is

>>67458226
We just don't go to Subway pal.

UK uses feet. Subway is bland overpriced shit anyway.

>>67458293
30cm is 1 foot you mongo

>>67458293
but foots vary in size. 30 cm is always 30cm

>>67458226
In Germany most people say "ein ganzes" (a whole one)

Go to Subway in Indianapolis.
"Foot long loaded sub on wheat"
That'll be $7 please.

Go to Subway in Zurich, CH
"30cm sub please, mit alles, Weizenbrot"
CHF 11, bitte

WTF??!!
"Living wage"

>>67458226
I'm sure that UK and Australia call them footlongs.

I wish I had subway to eat right now.

I'm making some boring pasta for dinner.

>>67458226
It's called a footlong in singapoor too.

>>67458226
fuck off its a footlong here

>>67458226
>foot long
>uses a standard unit of measurement for sandwich size

>30 cm
>uses a random ass fraction of the standard unit of measurement

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A footlong you say? turn around and bend over and I'll give it to you straight away

>>67458226
what? we literally say foot long (フットロング)

almost no one says 三十センチ

>>67458762
30cm is literally one foot you bugerfat

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>>67458762
>americans have standardised measurements for fucking sandwiches
Can't make this shit up

>>67458226
But what foot? Foot of a new born girl or foot of a 40yo gigantism sick basketball player? 30cm is easy imaginavle and understandable length.

>>67458226
>>UK, "30 cm sub please"
no

>>67458825
Hot.

>>67458830

Foot rong

>>67458968
> Foot of a new born girl
hot

>>67459060
wew lad

>>67458382
RARE
A
R
E

>>67458968
the "average" foot

>>67458424
this
or "a long one"

>>67459242
NEW
E
W

>>67459047
Futto Ronngu :3c

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>>67459395
ROACH
O
A
C
H

>>67458542
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW YOU FUCKING LEAF!?!? BUT YEAH WE CALL THEM FOOTLONGS YOU FUCKING LEAF

they have recently opened the first subway in my city but it didn't live up to the meme. the ingredients are meh and the bread is terrible

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>not getting Publix

>>67459290
A foot is literally defined in metric now lel
>A foot (pl. feet; abbreviation: ft; symbol: ′, the prime symbol) is a unit of length in the imperial and US customary systems of measurement. Since 1959, both units have been defined by international agreement as equivalent to 0.3048 meters exactly

>>67458226
we call them foot longs
we use both metric and imperial systems.

eg i'd say i live 3 miles from the city centre, but the nearest bus stop is 200m from my house

JUST

>>67458226
They're called footlongs in the UK though

>Euros can't get publix subs
Lmaoing

>>67460045
>Americans can't cross the street wherever they without shot by cops because """"""j-walking"""""""" is a thing there

loving
every
laugh

>>67458331
This, i went once in Rome and it was overpriced crap, the average salumiere would've satisfied me more

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>>67460045

Not getting a Dogwood's Supreme. This place was in business when my dad was a student there. Fucking amazing subs.

http://www.dagwoodsandwiches.com/menu.html

>>67458293
shut up

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earth btfo by america again

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>>67459486

>>67459202
aw, lewd

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>Go to Subway

>>67461371
what's the best doner place in your town?

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>>67461431

>Doner
>German

kek. It is now.

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I don't like western fast-food franchises.
They always have elaborate manues and milion questions when you want something.
That's why I choose kebab. Same story everywhere you go - some poor t*rk that was expeled from Germany ask you same questions in broken Polish: "What meat?" and "What sauce?". You can just slam the money on the counter and say "one with chicken and hot sauce" and they gladly do just that, no further questions.

>>67461603
>too retarded to order subway

>>67461947
Subway is shit. shaurma is food of gods.

>>67460337
Sometimes I think it will get old. It never really does.

>>67459522
Well they are using local produce so you're country is just shit. Plain and simple.

>>67458293
>I have no clue how much a centimetre let alone 30 cm is
don't you have a ruler?

>>67459471
Futa rongu :^)

>>67459511
I knew that too
There was that story of some Australian autist who measured his footlongs and they averaged 11.7" or something, and Subway and the Australian Trading Standards said that "a foot isn't a legal measurement in Australia. It is simply a brand name"

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>>67458226
>Go to Subway in..
>Japan, "30cm sub please"
>Germany, "30 cm sub please"
>Brazil, "30 cm sub please"
>UK, "30 cm sub please"
>Korea, "30 cm sub please"
>Australia, "30 cm please"

>Go to Subway in..
>USA, ''PFFFFFFFFRRT *voluminous shart* oopsie-daisy, where's your restroom?'
>sorry mister bathroom is for customers only
>did you just assume my gender?
>sir please calm down
>AAAAAAAAH PFFFFRRRT *voluptious shart*
>s-sir I will have to call the police
>am I being detained? am I being detained?

>>67458293
canadian posters best posters

>>67458293
This desu

>>67458365
>bland
>you tell them to make it how you want it
You just have shit taste, anon.

>>67458226
don't know why they call the product "12 inch" in local market

>>67459395
How do you guys decide whether it ends with and o or u, is it just random or is there logic to it.

>>67458365
It's actualy 30.48 cm :^)

>>67466740
as american
will you sue them if it isn't precisely 30.48cm?

>>67469163
Why did you ignore my question ya cunt

>>67469163
>>67470174
Fuck I quoted the wrong person sm h
>>67459471
>>67470174

>>67470211
Holy shiiiiiit I quoted the wrong one again
>>67466700
>>67466700
>>67466700
>>67466700

>>67461603
You just point at the shit you want. I don't even know all the vegetables and I could go in there and say that one

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>>67470233
are you trying to be cute in front of me

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>>67470291
>>"what do you want on it?"
>point to ham
>she goes to grab it then hesitates
>>"that's already on it"
>SHITSHITSHITSHIT
>IT WILL ALL BE OKAY YOU SAID
>IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD YOU SAID
>NOTHING WILL HAPPEN YOU SAID
>"ohhh uhhhh just lettuce and tomatoes, that's all"
>>"you sure?"
>"yea"

*Don't go to Subway for years*

Then I went to New York recently and I was too pussy to go into a local place by myself so I went with Subway because I thought it was the safest choice
>"where's the water I ordered?"
>looks at me confused
>points to the cooler directly behind me

I went a couple months after that downtown and aced it twice though.

>>67470356
No, I've been losing my mind lately. It's been happening way too often. Please answer.

>>67459486
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polonezk%C3%B6y

come home kurwa

What the hell is a foot anyway? Every person has a different foot.

>>67461577
It was actually invented in Berlin, you uneducated American footlong swine.

Why would you get a footlong from subway when a little caesars pizza is cheaper?

>>67470758
Little Caesars is trash

>>67459047
Futto rongu desu

>>67470910
>>67466700

>>67466700
Some times the consenant changes

Da di de do dzu

So if something ends with a d then don't have a du sound, thus they do.

I still don't get why they sometimes use i, like cake-kēki and change-chēnji

Haven't been to a subway since they got rid of buffalo chicken desu

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>>67466700
we got secret logikku that you never will know

>>67472554
It's like you have a second language just for English

>>67458226
So muricans like feet. I can respect that.

>>67461577
It's called Döner. I bet you think Levis and hamburgers and wiener sausages are american too.

>>67470486
should have said
>I want all of your ham please.

>>67458226
It's called a foot long here.

Literally no one says 30cm.

I think you made that up for (You)s.