What's a little thing about your country that only true

Whenever someone trips of falls down, if someone calls out "böghögen", literally "gay pile", everyone is supposed to throw themselves on the guy on the ground.

>>67456971
stealing this

>>67456971
We do that in here without the gay part

>>67456971
we do that here as well without the gay part

>>67456971
Only kids do that...
My teachers told us not to form gaypiles because u could die

>>67456971
We use "moche", which doesn't mean anything besides it, I don't think.

>>67456971
>flag
certainly can not say I'm surprised

>>67456831
You don't spread foie gras on your bread. Put it, but don't spread it.
>>67461314
It means ugly in french.

>>67461314
Como se pronuncia, como môche?

Also, you don't leave the bread upside down, it brings bad luck.

>>67461556
>>67461640
Actually, now that I think about it, I think it's an anglicanism for "Mosh", as in mosh-pit.

Pronounced roughly the same.

Pinch, punch, first day of the month. No returns.

>>67456831
being at least 10 minutes earlier to a meeting. just to be punctual. Doesn't matter if you go to a Business-meeting. A Date. Or if you go drinking with your teenage friends.

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This is actually a clever scheme by the government to find non-citizens.

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Mett and Mettbrötchen.
It's raw pork (on bread).

Best weapon against Islamisation. Take our pork and you put yourself in danger.

Video speaks for itself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_rttgtyigc

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>>67462817
?

>>67462312
Anybody who likes the fake syrup should die

it tastes like semen mixed with molasses

>>67462817
>>67456971
Sweds are fantastic.

>>67462762
Is it safe to eat raw meat?

>Alan
>not HEEEELGA

>>67456831
Here we shout 'hoer" (whore) at festival campings

>>67456971
we cal it "burgari", means burger.
>>67460995
it's dangerous, kid at my school broke his leg

>>67463323
Of course. the butcheries get controlled every week and have really harsh health &safety standards.

every animal gets checked by a vet before it gets processed.

it's not a third world slaughterhouse.

>>67456831
In the US you yell "play freebird"

but, it's not as funny as it used to be.

>>67463323
yes, we eat a lot of raw meat, preferably with onions

More common knowledge in Sweden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URgdIAz4QNg

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>>67462817
What is wrong with you guys?

>>67463323
it can give you ass-worms, but usually there's raw onions mixed through, and you put pepper on it, this all helps to desinfect it a bit

>>67463483
same here

>>67456831
Waiting at the red light of a deserted junction at 4am

>>67463603
>tfw

>>67456831
Okay when i was there I experienced the Alan thing. Is this some internet meme or is there a story behind it?

>>67463539
dyslexia

>>67456971
We say "al bollo"

>>67463539
>go at a concert.

>scream "HELGA"

>...

>Profit.

>>67456971
You mean "Karambol"

When playing a game of beer bowling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArOmMPjDf3A
Once the beer is tilted, you and your buddy share it and put a new one in its place.

When playing it and someone walks on the field(mostly at festival), anyone can shout "tigermis" and people then have to tackle the person walking on the field. If it's you or your teammate who manages to do so, the other team gets a penalty of one beer.
Skanderborg, the second largest festival, banned the use of it last year, due to people getting injured.

Best translation I can do of tigermis is "Tiger Vagina"¨

Also Beer Bowling is THE ultimate drinking game, nothing beats it.

>Soittakaa paranoid!

>>67462107
this

>>67456831
food that is taco material and food that doesn't

>>67463323
if you have a good butcher, then yes
I wouldn't do it with meat bought in a supermarket

playing bulldogs

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Only Mexicans can eat a tostada without splitting it or spilling the toppings

>>67463837
Better video too explain why beer bowling is the best thing ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miu5xk4W9Js

Chilean language.

>>67463523
How does this happen? How do you write it down?

>>67456831
>result in someone shouting "Alan" back at you.

it's meant to be 'STEVE' you utter plonker

SPARTANS, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?

>>67456831
How to walk the street at midnight without crossing your path with narcos... unless they are looking for you, of course

Singing God Save the Queen at large sporting events at random points

Texans with remembering the Alamo

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>>67463541
this looks like a post from pakistan or india, not fucking belgium

first worlders are amazingly third world at unexpected things

>>67464043
Those 'vomitbags' are especially nice.

>>67462762
WTF. Like raw-raw? or is it cured meat?

>>67464277
that punk one?

>>67464428
no the proper one

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>>67464390
It's minced raw pork. Fresh meat from the butcher. You shouldn't wait too long eating it. Especially in summer.

>>67464871
I never liked this stuff raw desu. My landlord used to make me eat it as a child.
But i love when you put it on the grill, it tastes amazing.
>>67456831
>What's a little thing about your country that only true natives recognize or know?
People aren't very ashamed of nudity, so if you go to a beach to swim, you will probably see some titties at some point because people will just change right at the beach.

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>>67456831
why did arnold legit children look nothing like him?
that guy is the bastard of the affair he had with the spic goblin maid ha he has the alpha string looks
really makes you think

>>67464248
jesus fucking christ
how many of your family members have been beheaded?

>>67456831
everyone loves old king tito even tho everyone blames gommies for taking inventing bosniaks montenegrins and macedonians, and giving croats clay with serbs

>>67456831
Paska kaupunni

t. finn

>>67465657
How do you get fat when you're Arnold's son? How do you not feel like a piece of shit when looking at the godlike physique that your father had? baka

>>67466311
wtf

>>67463670
https://youtu.be/XgvR3y5JCXg
>>67461478
I grew up in the UK and we did the same but shouted 'pile on'. We also had something called riot patrol, which was where someone started a fight and then about 30 people or more jumped on the both of them shouting riot patrol over and over.

>>67462111
And what do you do when you all meet there 10 minutes earlier?
>being italian: everyone knows the meeting will take place 20 minutes later.

>>67465657
his two sons have his brow
the thin one moreso, he actually looks a lot like him

>>67456971
Include me in the screencap

>>67464331
>imlpying there is a difference at this point

>>67456831
If you are ever want to seem like an American just say "Tony Romo sucks"
Eveyone will invite you to a cookout on Sunday to have tasteless beer and overcooked cheeseburgers

>>67456971
It's more like "fag pile", gay sounds too neutral desu.

>>67461640
Explain this Brazil. I bet that is unique to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYcF4CB8mMg

>>67456831
Dunno, a lot of people walk barefoot during summer to stores and stuff...

>>67456971
who would have thought.

>>67466461
t.Oulu

>>67468737
>look at the milk cart!
???

>>67468872
>during summer

shoes are optional all year round

>>67456831
in Michigan we call the night before Halloween "Devil's night" and apparently the rest of the country doesn't.

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>>67456831
Newfoundland stuff
>the night before christmas eve is tibb's eve
>for two weeks before christmas, we dress up in rags and wierd shit, then go to our neighbour's homes and drink their booze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8OPy7De3bk&t=39

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>>67472964

>>67472964
Why?
Where did this come from?

Getting circumcised when a boy reaches pre-teen stage. Dumb natives treat it like it's a step towards a male's maturity.
Being uncut is also treated like an insult against you.

>>67473081
brought across from the fengal region of ireland during the early 1800's, not quite sure why wew

a part of it is the host trying to figure out who's who also

>>67456831
>go to concert
>shout "Slayer"
>bunch of people shout back "Slayer" or "fucking Slayer"

It's a good feel actually.

>>67456971
we say "spaudžiam sūrį"
loved doing that as a kid

At every festival like woodstock or other if you'd shout "Zaraz będzie ciemno" (It's going to get dark) you'll receive "Zamknij się" (Shut up). That's from "Rrrrrrrrrrr".

reaching 15 years of age, you have to climb the great tree and meet your simian ancestors

>>67462111
>>67466896
being at least 10 minutes later to a meeting. just to be punctual because you already knows that everybody will come later. Doesn't matter if you go to a Business-meeting. A Date. Or if you go drinking with your teenage friends.