>all these people using your language Feels good knowing

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I really really want to suck White American dick so bad

t. girl

>>67456329
Are you britbong behind proxy?

>>67456329
I don't mean to interrupt your bongbaiting, but honestly doesn't it feel kind of bad to have English as your native language? You have no way of discreetly saying something to your countrymen without foreigners knowing what you're talking about. Almost everyone can understand you, but you can't understand anyone.

>>67456510
This must be the jock type par excellence. Extremely dominant features mixed with a very robust frame and probably at least an average or above average height ( given that the dude plays American football, a sport just like all other team sports putting advantage in tall height ).

>>67456577
If I want foreigners to not understand me I just speak dialect rather than standard English.

>>67456690
You mean Paki?

>>67456740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScELaXMCVis

>>67456690
Lel, not going to help bud. The thing with learning another language than your native one is that you're able to pick up context extremely well even though you just understand a few words.

If America didn't exist, what would be the lingua franca?

German? French? Russian? Chinese?

>>67456816
Nah, most foreigners here struggle with standard English, never mind dialect.

>>67456828
English

>>67456769
>Feels like a beyek

>>67456816

Yeah nah

Even foreigners that speak fluent English can't understand 95% of local dialect. Even other English native speakers struggle with many

>>67456329
José, you have to go back

>your language
>American flag

>>67456769
It's still doable for me. Although I've had some experience with gibberish speaking Great Britons.

>>67456577
Simple, we just use Spanish for that.

>>67457022
CHI

>>67456690
>>67456816

Was in Bongistan recently.

God fucking dammit, sometimes I did not understand SHIT:

>>67456828
Inglés

>>67457048
It's true though, my girlfriend who is a white Californian speaks Spanish fluently since it's a necessity where she lives

>>67456769
Thats atcually doable.

The scotts are worse by far.

>>67457126
Scots are easy to understand tbqh.

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>>67456329
>your language

>>67456769
This was fairly understandable Tbh, grandpa is just switching some vowels around. Do young bongs actually speak like that though?
>>67457126
This. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le_uNGdpa4c

>>67457239
Plenty.

>>67457169
Might be, did some searching and apparently it is actually not that bad.

Hit me with the hardest shit you have please.

>>67457114
>white
>Californian
Pick one

>>67457322
I don't really write in it ever, just speak it.

>>67457239
AAHAHAHAHAHA.

What the fuck, thanks.

>Bllgraanghbrallabgrgbaaagh.

>>67457358
Of course, i thought you might have some vids you know.

>>67457443
I'm watching a film with family tbqh, so can't check videos.

>>67457495
Stop being on the phone then or shall deploy increasingly angry emoticons >:I

>>67457169
https://soundcloud.com/the_merch/12-july-2016-20-03-41
no, it's impossible.

English is just language of trade, nothing special about it.

I think one trait that english has is that it is almost a 50- 50, mix of a germanic and latin language so it makes it easy for other europeans to use it

>>67457205
>>67456973
>Brits taking credit for the American language
why?

>>67457114

We all know what American "white" looks like

>>67457774
Kinda. English is actually quite hard to learn if you're a Romance speaker.

The grammar is Germanic per excellence:
>strong/weak verbs
>genitive aka possessive
>obligatory pronouns
>phrasal verbs
>verb-pronoun inversion
>do-support (North Sea Germanic, I think)

It did borrow a bunch of Old Norman, French and Latin roots, but some are barely recognizable (wall, scissor...), and they're mostly non-core vocabulary.

Phonology is weird and exotic regardless if you come from a Romance or Germanic background, full of exotic sounds as the curled R, voiced TH and a bazillion vowel sounds (and yet no /a/ in RP and GA)

A language doesn't impose itself by own merits, it freeloads on the power of its speakers.

>>67456816
You haven't tried to understand Australian English then, from a Tasmanian speaker.

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>>67457387
I'm not even sure why, but she's kinda hot Tbh

>>67458765
based

feels crazy how Britain created the most powerful country in the world and now everyone speaks British

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>>67459813
it's as if you made a poopoo and everyone stepped in it