>Your country >Have Mormons penetrated the perimeter? Unfortunately,

>>67434610
They all live in BC.

Yeah, they had American accents and weird glassy eyes that made me want to assimilate.

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>>67434610
they're doing fine dont worry

>>67434651
Have you never been to southern Alberta? Literally Utah 2.0.

>>67434697
>alberta
Fucking figures.

Mormons are cancer.

>>67434734
Fuck you, Mormons are nice

Bit weird is all

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>>67434610
No. we have cancer-tier normal christians not mormons. PLEASE TAKE THIS PEOPLE.

>>67434977
This. It's easier to make fun of Mormons when you don't live in their sphere of influence.

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>>67435054
You WILL be saved

>>67434610
They are cool bros tbqh

>>67434610
theres a temple(?) near my house, I sometimes see them and talk to them if they talk to me, have invited them to my hous several times but they have never come, wonder why
the girls are qt too

>>67435257
>wonder why
They think that you're going to kidnap and ransom them

>>67435265
but they fucking went to my friends house, they even gave him 3 fucking books of mormon, they dont even knock on my door, not fair

>>67435342
Maybe you shouldn't be so fucking creepy about it then

There's a Mormon church right across the street from the high school I went to and I've known a few. I'm fine letting them do their thing because they're the only white people in the country still having kids, except for the Amish I guess.

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>>67435364
>blacks are below replacement rate
>2nd+ gen Mexicans are below replacement rate
>yfw America becomes a Mormon theocracy in 2200

Is it just me or are the mormon boys usually really qt? Ive had a few knock on me door over the years and i gotta say, well done murrica.

How would one entice a couple of qt mormons to come into your house fr drinks and gay sex?

>>67435354
Im not creepy, I try to act uninterested at first and pretend that I dont know about their religion

>>67435387
Barking up the wrong tree m8, they get married by age 22 and have relentless sex with their wives so as to produce the requisite 5+ children.

>>67434610
>kind of

>>67435387
They aren't allowed to eat most of the shitty food that everyone else eats so they don't become bloated tub-o-lards

They don't drink and they're REALLY anti-gay. They aren't even the closeted anti-gay of the evangelicals

>>67435390
Have you tried just going into the tabernacle and talking with them?

I don't mind Mormons. Sure, their beliefs are retarded, but that's no different from mainstream Christianity. However, as a social force they seem to do more good than evil. The evangelical churches in this country install toy slot machines for children to play with. Mormons do community work and volunteering.

>>67435433
Im supposing the tabernacle is the "church"
no, that would be creppy

>>67435474
From what I know about Mormons, I completely agree. Wish we had a decent minority of them.

>>67435407
>>67435433
But if you ask them to come inside for a drink and talk about mormon shit, would they? I think just getting them through the door is the hardest part, i really want to film them making out with each other

>>67435502
>Im supposing the tabernacle is the "church"
>http://www.mormonnewsroom.org/article/what-you-will-find-when-you-step-inside-a-mormon-chapel
Ignore me, I'm stupid. I think the Mormon analogue to a church is a chapel

Why would it be creepy though? That's what they're there for.

>>67435554
They won't come in if you offer them a drink. Stop trying to corrupt the nice Mormons

>>67435578
idk, it just would feel weird

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>>67435578
Then dont make them so qt, with their white short sleeves, school bags in tow, prancing around hand in hand asking people to like their sky daddy

Yes, but they're irrelevant here. Hare Krishna, scientology and some other sects are more influental.

>>67435658
>he isn't willing to go through a bit of discomfort to save his soul

>>67435694
>Hare Krishna
Is this some meme sect of Hindooism?

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>>67434610

they are a plague, there are some preaching in my city of 100 thousand in the middle of nowhere, THEY ARE ALL MALES

>>67435554
If by drink, you mean a non-alcoholic beverage, then maybe. I don't know if they actually come in. My brother has a hard time saying no to them, so they sometimes visit and sit in our front patio trying to convert us. They even leave their "Lighthouse" booklet.

>>67435474
>>67435525
yeah but they all started with this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Meadows_massacre

>>67435724
sorry if I gave you a wrong impression, I dont want to turn to mormonism, I just want to learn more about the religion and its people, plus, they are nice people

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>>67434610
north is full of them
young girls are top qts tho
would convert if they guarantee to give a me a white gf to breed with

>>67435744
They can't drink caffeine either

>They even leave their "Lighthouse" booklet.
I think that's Jehovah's Witness

>>67435758
I don't know what to tell you then m8

>>67435798
>Jehovah's Witness
What's the difference? I honestly can't tell anymore.

>>67434610
i think they have, but i don't quite remember where their main communities in the country are

>>67435666
how's bout you just stop being a faggot, faggot

>>67435827
I don't know, they just aren't the same. Jehovah's Witness are a lot more annoying though

>>67435767
You deserve nothing but castration, Paco.

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>>67435922

>>67435827
jehovah's are bible nerds
mormons are more into the fanfic

>>67434977
>>67435076
I honestly want to go to Utah just to meet Mormons and see how nice they are

>>67436031
Go to Idaho, the state isn't a pseudo-theocracy

They're nice but weird. It's like being a Mormon makes you a high functioning autist

>>67436031

They're basically what white people are portrayed as in nigger memes.

Not yet.

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>>67434697
>>67434714
They made a pretty cool temple though

>>67436139
What the fuck

>>67436139

Are Mormon brains not advanced enough for domes or curved walls?

>>67436161
>wanting faggy pagan shit

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>my face, year after year, of having to come on /int/ and here talk about Mormons, as a Mormon

Just go to a church and set up a meeting with some missionaries--there is nothing unusual or exotic about being Mormon other than being the most Christian-adhering Americans by statistic rates.

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>>67436231
>the most Christian-adhering Americans
Mormons aren't Christian

>>67434610
A while ago two of them chatted about that stuff for a good 20 minutes at a store. didn't want to be rude, but they just won't leave

>>67436243
(you)

>>67435724
International Society for Krishna Consciousness

>>67436243
if terrorists are islamic then mormons are christian

>>67434610
No such thing here.

>>67434610
Yes, I've met them a few times. They always wear clothes like the ones in your pic and nametags. They spoke Slovene to me so they're okay.

>>67435724
>Is this some meme sect of Hindooism?
Vaishnavism that is called Krishnaism over here for some reason

>>67434610
no

mormos seem like super chads on steroids and super cute staceys, why is that?

>>67434610
I got stopped in the street by mormons the other day.

>>67434610
Yes. Some of the most polite people I've ever met

>>67434610
Apparently Mormons are sent to my homeland (Funland) to fail.

Basically 0 converts every single year.

So Finland is used as punishment for young Mormons.

Yes there's a mormon chapel in my city. I see mormon missionaries on my bus sometimes.

Yes, I'm like a magnet for mormons on the street. They always start talking to me first. I sometimes just say their work is pointless, the bother to study this language and then fly here from other side of the planet to preach their message that no one will ever buy in here

Yeah, we had an old Mormon couple living on our street for a while; they were over here on a conversion mission. And yeah they were nice, friendly people and I still have the book of Mormon they gave me.

Shit makes for good rolling paper when I'm desperate