Your are surrounded by fucking water. Why ON EARTH do you need

>>67416248
Because fuck you.

>>67416248
Because fuck you

>>67416248
fuck you germany

>>67416248
kill yourself hans

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>>67416248
Freedom Ain't free! The tree of liberty gotta be watered with the blood of patriots. :DDD

Also, they don't want us to burn down their capital again. The US military is and has always been about defending against the deadly Canadian Highland regiment. A single Canadian Highlander is like 1,000 American GIs (that's the KD ratio).

they're scared we might invade and torch their white house again :^)

>>67416398
>>67416497
>>67416528
>>67416559

samefag

If Germany hadn't chimped out and started both world wars, America wouldn't have needed to become a superpower with a military that's all over the world.

>>67416830
>7 replies
>7 posters

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>>67416830
hmm

>>67416816
>daddy kicks over the big bully's sandcastle for you
>brag about it for over a century

>>67416932
MSpaint

>>67416248
They all have really really small dicks.

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>>67417000
HMMM

>>67417394
photoshop

>>67416248
>Your are surrounded by fucking water.

Who do you think keeps the water at bay?
Why do you think the US has never had a tsunami?

>>67416248
So that we don't have 50,000 foreign troops occupying our country for 71 years.

>>67417458
Iluminati

>>67416248
To secure peace is to prepare for war.

>>67417648
t. 1984

>>67417720
t. retarded idealist

>>67416248
Power projection and to scare Putin away.

Of course that'll change if Trump fucks with the military.

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>>67416248
to keep your sorry ass safe
>to keep US sphere of influence up and protect american interests and coup some disobedient 3rd world dictators if they dont want to sell oil for dollars

>>67416248
WW2's war effort left them with a gigantic weapon industry that was not keen on going back to irrelevance and lobbied hard to keep on being fed thousands of billions. Which was coincidentaly perfectly in line with the US ambitions for power and influence.

Oh, and Trump said he will massively raise the miltary budget last time I checked.

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>>67417790
t. warmonger

not even counting your 9000 bases

>>67417394
> It's impossible to change IPs

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>>67417464
too bad water is smart and found a way to fly above the defenses

they'd need an antiwater iron dome

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>abloobloobloo why don't other nato countries pay more money we spend 600 trillion dollars on our army
>that $5000 latvia would throw on the pile if they paid the full 2% would really tip the scales!!!!!!!!!11111

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>>67416932
hmmmmm

>>67417720
>si vis pacem, para bellum
>1984

>>67417991
This map is rude

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>>67416248
Because we have to protect your stupid asses in europe from Russia and the asian countries from N. Korea.

>>67418274
their behavior is rude.

literally why would i bother to editi (you)s onto something
if i wanted to shitpost i'd just call OP a turk

To project power with the certainty of dominating conventional conflicts.

>>67417720
Literally a two millenia old saying in Italy.

The better question is:
Why is Saudi Arabia spending so much?

>>67421771
Iran.

>>67421771
Saudi is at war with countries on both sides

Because the faggots in western Europe need us to defend them. They refuse to defend themselves.

And now that Trump reversed his stance on NATO it looks like we're going to continue saving your asses.

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JUST 2% motherfuckers. Pay your debnts.

Fuck yea!

*rubs disgusting German hands*

"Why you not lower millatary? Don't you want us to wi- have peace???"

>>67418893
>>67418338
He means the map doesn't show New Zealand

>>67416248
Canadians are too suspiciously nice in person.

>>67423108
kek

most of your military money is spending on bombing sandniggers and shitting all over their countries

Someone's gotta look big and scary.

Also, they have to take care of NATO babies who don't even spend the minimum agreed.

>>67416248
because fuck you nazi

>>67423297
this desu, but also we gotta be the baddest mothrefuckers around or Russia or China might get uppity (Russia less so since we're now bro-tier).

>>67416248
>Why ON EARTH do you need such a huge military?
We have a lot of allies unable or unwilling to pay for their own defense.

>>67423295
>implying that's a bad thing

thanks for the czechnology btw

>>67416248
I'll never understand other western countries complaining about American military spending.

How is it not a good thing?
Your not paying for it, Americans are, and it benefits your country to the extent that it keeps any threats of western invasion at bay.

>>67416248
To protect the interests of American businesses.

>>67416248
you are surrounded france and poland
why do you need militaly kek

>>67416248
most of that money goes into the navy and air force.

>>67427497
Uh they sort of don't give a shit about the Military.

Germany has gone the Anglo Approach and just merely gives Europe money and arms and tell them to give a good show at it.

>>67416248
So the military industrial complex can make a huge profit from tax payer money of course.

>>67427631
>Germany has gone the Anglo Approach and just merely gives Europe money and arms and tell them to give a good show at it.

1. Germany makes more money from Europe than it gives to them.

2. That's not the Anglo approach anyway, we funded Europe but also gave a shit about our own military and always kept a good military. Because if you don't then you can't have a foreign policy

>>67416248
why do you need so many refugees?

>>67428241
>economic migrants
ftfy

the first place we can start saving money is on deadbeat NATO fucks like germany

>>67416248
>Your are surrounded by fucking water.
>Why ON EARTH do you need such a huge military?

You just answered your own question. Having immediate warm water access to 2 of the largest oceans is the reason the US will always have the largest navy.

>>67416248
To guard the shipping lanes

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>>67416977
kek

>>67431386
>implying Canacucks could take a true American patriot
>implying your armies wouldn't be destroyed by a slight breeze

What data system do Canadians use? Wikipedia say you guys use all fucking three, there is no way that's true, which one do you guys mostly use?

>>67427559
Most of the money goes to paying the fees for basing

>>67426771

How is this so fucking hard for Yurpeens to understand? Aren't you the continent that gave is the Magna Carta and the Enlightenment?

Pay your share, fuckers. It's only 2 fucking percent.

>>67431598
Our entire parliament wants to spend more on military.
Our government constantly says they will spend more, but they never do.

Although I read in the news today were getting some new boats.

>>67431694
Corvettes?

>>67417828
I really doubt Putin's scared of you

>>67416248
Freedom isn't going to protect itself

to fuck over small countries

>>67431713
The NL and BE will buy four new frigates and 12 mine sweepers or something.

>>67431778
Why do you need minesweepers?

>>67431756
>we have a continent and a half as our butthurt belt
Is Russia even trying?

>>67431833
What else should our soldiers do during their downtime besides playing mine sweeper?

>>67431888
Reclaim land from the fucking sea

>>67431778
Dutch frigates would be destroyers in the USA.

>>67416248
Because LaLiLuLeLo.