>wake up >your cunt is suddenly the 51st state of the

>>67395842
business as usual

Carry on with my life.

Update my Driver's License and Passport?

buy a gun

stay the same, expect 90% of the industry move somewhere else because of insanely high corporate taxes.
also this>>67395878

pretty much the same

>>67395842
>Britain
So It's just another day then?

>>67396004
what did he mean by this? and why is this flag different, is he on vacation

Why ARE our corporate taxes so high? Even Finland has us beat.

Celebrate that we have been uncucked from Truduck

fedz gib monies bls :^ DDDD

>>67396642
Leftovers from the FDR era

Keep in mind that only small companies have to pay them, large ones just store all their cash in offshore accounts and exploit tax loopholesp

>>67396212
>why is this flag different, is he on vacation
I moved here from Bongistan

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>>67396741
why'd you move from comfy britain

>>67396768
I like guns and being able to own a shitload of land

>>67396785
That's it? lame....

>>67397062
Not lame at all desu leaffriend

>>67395842
i'm ok with it

>>67395842
I'd get pissed off and leave desu
fucking "muh heritage" americans would swarm the place and claim to be more Irish than real Irish people

>>67395842
>what do you do
get a real job back in mainland

>how do you feel
so fucking relieved

>>67398186
well it was either us or Russia

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>>67395842
I'd buy a gun and embrace our overlord and saviour D. j. Trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKHa9ldznx8

It would be unsettling. For one thing we would have to change all our laws, since our head of state is Royalty and not some meme president that changes every few years.

It's not the worst thing that could happen to us. I'd consider moving to NYC or one of the big cities for a while, but I could do that before becoming American anyways.

So in short I would be conflicted. I'm sure there would be a lot of opposition considering our anti nuclear stance though, and there's quite a lot of casual Anti Americanism here like in the UK.

>>67395842
We pretty much are the 51st state.

But after being ruled by Germans, French, Germans again, and Russians, we like our illusion of independence.

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>>67395842
>your cunt is suddenly the 51st state of the United States

Feels good.

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>>67395842
I would fucking be the happiest person in the world if that happened.
>no corruption
>high salaries
>good life quality

>>67398650
>>67398650
>our head of state is Royalty and not some meme president that changes every few years.
>The royal family isn't the biggest meme leadership on the planet earth

>>67398664
>We pretty much are the 51st state.
While the flag is similar you are not Puerto Rico

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>>67396731
>exploit tax loopholesp

If you don't count loopholes, the US has one of the highest corporate taxes in the world (3rd or 4th highest IIRC).

If you average out the loopholes and consider how much tax US companies ACTUALLY pay, the US's EFFECTIVE tax rate is only the 2nd highest tax rate among OECD nations (2nd highest out of the 34 most developed nations, after NZ which is the highest).

Dude, guns, lmao.

>>67398664
>implying pepiks wouldn't gladly be german bitches again

>>67395842
Shrug and go about my business.

I suppose it would be a mild improvement to be part of federation that does not hate itself quite so much as the present one.

>>67395842
Move to other state

>>67399544
Right after you are going to declare your eternal love to Russia.

I think it would be great. Then I'd proceed to unironically buy some guys.

>>67395842
laugh at the irony and teach the new american lads how to banter

>>67395842
Well dont wanna be cocky but we're already the 51st state you just have to examine up close the american flag on 4chan.