>tfw you've lost Britain as your best friend because

but we're your friend =3

Got called racist in greggs earlier lads

>>67357141
y-yes

doing a poo

>elect le pen
>leave the EU
>start new trade agreements with sovereign nations as a real sovereign nation
>be part of the new trump-brexit club
>destroy the EU along the way since once you leave Germany will get so butthurt we'll hear them talk for years
>old friendship is immediately restored
>saved the world including the whole of Europe
>profit

>>67357094
But I love you France. And I thought you and Britain keeping hooking up and breaking up all the time anyway.

>>67357094
I'm sure there were a few other European countries who shared our views within the EU more so than France.

>>67357235
if i were a european country i'd want to be allied with the US & UK rather than the rest of europe

>>67357407
US is reliable, UK was always the backstabber, so not really.

>>67358105
>UK was always the backstabber

gonna need a source on that

britain is historically very strong on international relationships and was too busy colonising an empire. also forgetting why we joined ww2 jakub?

Bum

>>67358105
T.marxist SJW numale

>>67358267
>gonna need a source on that
How do you feel about being the 51st state? If you say yes you're cool. If not, Poland is right and Poland gets to be the 51st state.

>>67357094
don't not worry france, you just need to vote in le pen/leave the EU and we can have a lovely ménage a trois

>>67358366
>ménage a trois
degenerate

>>67358105
it's easy when you're an island

>>67357094
Elect that French nationlist blonde lady and we're good.

>>67358376
it's in a euphemistic sense

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>>67357094
goodbye greatest enemy ;_;

>>67358407
Don't use euphemisms if you don't know how.
>a mild or indirect word or expression substituted for one considered to be too harsh or blunt when referring to something unpleasant or embarrassing.
I would never fuck a limey or a frog. I'd rather you say I begrudgingly ally with you. That's a better euphemism.

With "friends" the britshits

who needs enemies?

Good riddence to degenerate treacherous scum

>>67358105
The US is more trustworthy than the UK?

>>67358487
T. Marxist numale SJW

>>67357407
>if i were a european country i'd want to be allied with the US
only since the 9th november and only as long as trump doesn't sell out.

>>67358492
>>67358495
poland is still butthurt about ww2

Portugal is still our greatest ally desu.

>>67358267
>>67358293
>>67358383
>>67358492
The US is more trustworthy than the UK.
The British empire cares about nothing but their own fate. While I could go on ranting about how the UK betrayed Poland in the WW2 by not engaging the war in its beginnings, I will instead mention the case when the British empire betrayed the whole world.

Two/three words: Roll-Royce Nene. You want to hear the story?

>>67358558
Why do they blame us? We wanted to go to war with the USSR, they should blame America.

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Australia is our true best friend.

>>67358592
Patton wanted war with the USSR too, but the marxists assassinated him.

>>67358576

>UK has shiny engine in 1946
>Cold War hasn't fully started yet
>Sells 12 to the Soviets because it was the only export market

Dumb but not really malevolent

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>>67358617
feelsbadman

>>67357094
Elect Le Pen and leave the EU, then we can talk.

>>67358592
you didn't attack germany, when we attacked poland, even though you were allied with them

funny thing is, poles seem to be even more mad at brits than at germans.
I guess false friends are worse than enemies.

>>67358645
>Brits in 1946 were not aware they're not going to be friends with the USSR
Dumb is the correct word

Unfortunately, the result of this action was MiG-15 which through the Korean war resulted in the division of Korea into North Korea and South Korea, so the effects of that dumbness can be observed today.

>>67358592
>blame america
cutting edge concept

>>67358699
Wew.

Did my shit last year cause the syrian civil war too?

>>67358713
Of course it did, you pansy coward!
And you're also the source of my hangover now. :^)

>>67358736
>tfw anglos are master manipulators and destroyed Korea just by building an engine

All according to keiaku.

>>67358696
Did America invade mainland Japan when it attacked America? Don't be stupid noempireman.
>>67358707
it's a fact?

>>67358764
>Did America invade mainland Japan when it attacked America? Don't be stupid noempireman.

eh, sorry. i dont get your point.
I'm not judging, i'm just explaining

>>67358645
>shitty
And we needed to sell them to pay of our debts since we got into a war to defend Poland

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>>67357235
>US, Britain, France, and Russia all united against EU countries like Germany and Italy

Oh God, we really will start WW3

>>67357094
B..but we are your best friends! Sure, we argue a lot and we had our problems in the past, but we are best friends now! Sons of Charlemagne, man! That has to count as something!

>>67357177
Why?

I want Le Pen to sit on my le penis

>>67357235
Could the eu even function with just Germany and Italy contributing money?

France, us and those two are the only ones who give out money. The rest just take.

>>67357094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3Vdo5etCQ

>>67364113
Was it Le Pen or her mother who did nude pictures?