1. Your country 2. Do you have pets? What's your stories

the pupper might be retarded

IIIIIIII~
WANNA FUCK DOG IN THE ASS!

>>67340419
wow, just like me!

>>67340419
Blame Trump

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Aus

I was chasing a giant huntsman through the house when i was about 17 and i fell and did my knee in. Ended my season because i was on the school rugby team. Still bitter about it

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>>67340638
>aus
>not scoob

I had a dog a few years ago. Our family was negligent when it came to training the dog and, as such, he picked up a lot of bad habits and had several potentially dangerous outbursts. I loved that dog with all of my heart. However, my dad figured that the dog could permanently hurt someone, and he didn't want to openly discuss euthanization. So I went to bed one day, and the next my dog was dead.

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>Where did I go so wrong?

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good thread

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My apartment building doesn't allow pets.

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>>67340370
no pets but stray cats here and there

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Yes.

It's embarassing for anyone over the age of 18 to own a dog unless it's for your farm

>>67350667
this.

Dogs are for children

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>>67350641
I have one like this fella.

>>67350667
>>67350680

Jamal pls, they are literally man's best friend.

>>67350641
Grew up with these. They're pretty based. Although the last one I had was basically retarded.

I've never had an animal growing up
That is why I am so awkward with humans interaction

>>67350667
Im 25, single and have a cat. What does that say about me

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>>67340370
FUCK CATS AND CAT PEOPLE

>>67350667
>>67350680
brown people detected

>>67340370
>Why didn't I use condom
>He will end up being gay I swear
>Where did all go wrong
>My ancestors do not smile upon me
>Just bite the fucking ball you retard

I have 4 kots.

I have a cat, he belongs to some neighbors but moved with me :3

>>67350781
That you suck dick.

Sydney?

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>>67350743
it's childish to have a dog as an adult male. Honestly, I think I'd be embarrassed, do you want people to make fun of you

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1. Flag
2. We bought this really big box of assorted chocolate once for a Christmas present for someone and while we were out of the house, our akita got on the counter and ate like half of the chocolate box. We were all worried because you know chocolate is bad for dogs but he was perfectly fine. He was a big dog so maybe that's why he ended up being fine

Here's a pic of my dog, Guinness

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>>67340710
Oh my gosh I'm sorry to hear that

>>67350975
How does that correlate

>dog
>absolutely euphoric to see you come home after a long while
>cat
>meows a bit then goes on about his business and/or demands food, because it considers you inferior to him
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/03/12/its-finally-proven---scientists-test-whether-cats-or-dogs-love-u/

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>>67340370
Not at the moment but I want a Welsh collie.

>>67350975
>not having a dog to pick up chicks

do you have any idea how much having a dog can impress the ladies? They see you having fun with a dog and it's like an instant connection

>>67351090
dogs are for little kids, it's their first pet. Having a dog as an adult is seen as sad here

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>>67351131
No it isn't, stop lying

>>67350975
Hating dogs is for Muslims and lesbians.

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>>67340419
It's just a pupper doing pupper things. Here's a dog who looks after a real disabled cat.

>>67351236
I used to have a cat just like that. She was a really sweat and fun can.

She got eaten by coyotes ;_;

>>67350975
Please kill yourself

Seriously, people who dislike dogs are known to be cold and apathetic creatures. Look at Angela Merkel, she hates dogs.

>>67351127
Not only that, but they see you know how to take care of another living being.

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>>67351539

2 pomeranians and a german shepherd

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>>67340370
1. Flag
2. I have a cat. I've had a cat since I was 5 years old, and my parents have always had cats.

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>>67340370
all my mother wanted was a talking parrot. one that would sing, tell jokes or at least say 'hello' to the guests like video related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwVYN4Oiu-8
we had 6 of them. they all died in some horrible way, let me list them:
2 died of parrot related diseases
1 was washed by my sister and died. yep, she used soap and cold water
1 was eaten by some random cat
and 1 was only bitten by a dog, but died of scare
1 of them just escaped to freedom. wherever it is, i hope he has a good life

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1. fleg
2. pupper

>>67340370
That is just adorable.

>>67340370
America
Two ferrets at the moment. I owned an axolotl half a year ago and got a miniature poodle as a kid who's now basically my dad's.

Uhh, not many stories.

>>67353184
>video
fuq that's so qt

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>>67353255
Oh, here's a pic.

>>67353184
Had a parakeet that escaped once.
Went to a birds of prey show a month or so later, guy talking mentioned they found an owl pellet with blue feathers in it, ate a parakeet, only a few days after she flew off and only a short distance from my house.

>>67353344
I had a hamster once and he literally escaped from various cages like 7 to 8 times in his life. He lost a couple of toes during this time and sometimes it would be days until I found him simple roaming the hallway floors

>>67351236
It's scary how that cat resembles a disable human being.

>>67353630
me on the left

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>>67353708
Keep on swimming slotho.

>>67353912
sloggo

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No one likes snakes.

>>67351236
probably damaged ear drums
poor thing probably got kicked in the head by too many niggers

>>67340370
Doggos >>>>>>>>> kots

>>67350667
>Dogs kill the black man
Not everyone is a nigger like you, Jamal

>>67354307
Or seems to have some troubles with the cerebellum

>>67354307
It would be dead dumbass.

>>67350781
your woman at hot and destined to be alone.

>>67350776
The only reason you are is because you don't have enough interaction. Instead of awkward petless guy it's awkward guy with a dog who manged to infect his dog with his social awkwardness (it happens).

>>67340370
We had a cat.
My brother found her in very bad conditions behind the metro station.
She went missing after living with us after about 3 years.
She was pregnant probably.

>>67354086
sneks are alright. ridiculous amount of care though, like 2 hours every day

USA / in India for another two months (inshallah somebody will give me money so I can leave sooner

My family has 10 cats, a dog, and a chinchilla. We used to have a mudpuppy, a spider, an iguana or some shit, and some fish, but thankfully my sister took those with her when she moved out.

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>>67340370
1. flag

2. Yes, I have a British Shorthair cat
She's arrogant and doesn't like careness
and always looks on me smug as well

>>67356694
a cute.

>>67350667
A lot of people own dogs, according to statistics 37-47% of Americans

>>67354086
are they not venomous?

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I like my rottie mix, she's getting old but she still has the energy of a puppy. The pom, on the other hand, he's sweet but 2hyper4me.

>>67357081
They're constrictors.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3OjfK0t1XM