Who would win in a war? No restrictions, victory by any

Everyone

Is tasmania the new switzerland ?

there are quite a few vietnamese in australia, it'll be a hard fight

300 millions against 10-20 (?)

it is a hard question

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Jews

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>>67331337

>>67331381
FPBP as usual

>Americans mount emus and charge the Australian defence
>Aussies hop on their kangaroos and retreat into the outback
Decisive American Victory desu

Whoever has the biggest balls. Look at early America. No one dared oppose the crown. Look at the Spartans.

>>67331447
Australia wins

>>67331601
R A R E
A
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Australias army only has 30k men. It's literally not big enough to fill up a stadium.

>>67331447
The US has been working to build up our relationship with the Free Emu Army for years
They never stood a chance

>>67331711
what are they even used for? surely you don't need 30k men to stop the boats

>>67331337
even if we nuke them, nothing changes about their wasteland continent

>>67331859
>what are they even used for?
They send them to help America in its wars and in return we use our supercarriers to keep the Indian Ocean free of pirates and the Moluccan Strait open

It's a bit lopsided, not gonna lie

>>67331337
America
Would be a pretty nasty post-invasion insurgency though.

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were is Australian bosters?

>>67331971
>then the Dems come to power and turn a win into a loss again

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>>67331337

>>67331337
America

How is this even a question

USA, with no doubts

>>67332018
they're asleep, it's 2am in Australia i think

>>67332018
oh nooooo
Australia is sinked!
perhaps

>>67332086
>How is this even a question
How was Vietnam even a question? Progressives can't handle America winning a war so they sabotage the peace

>>67332136

Vietnam threw close to 2 million men at us. Plus almost a quarter million Chinese troops and Soviet technological assistance.

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>>67332136
Wow, you are premium stupid.

>>67331871
We've already tried nuking them. They fought back with Dame Edna Everage and Crocodile Dundee. We lost.

>>67331526
why is this emu so famous ??

>>67332257
>>67332308
Nixon brokered a successful ceasefire that lasted until the Democrats in Congress decided that a loss is better than a draw

>>67331337
Murica' would nuke the aussies into one big crater.

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>>67332333
Wtf are you even babbling on about

>>67332325
He's a war hero, he liberated an emu village from two Australian machine gunners single-handedly

>>67332388
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Peace_Accords
I wonder

hard to say let me check my bible

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>>67332417
my emu related folder is over 500 mb now, my autism is increasing, i find kinda sad that here no one remembers the genyornis,moa,dromornis and other cool birds

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The country with the largest military firepower, largest economy, largest weapons industry, 2nd highest number of nukes, and a heavily armed population vs Australia

Not that I dislike Australia, but Gee guys I wonder who would win

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>>67332942
are you aware that birds always gangrape the anglos no matter what ??

>>67332091
nearly 5 am here, tired af

>>67333167
Oh fuck

You weren't supposed to see this thread

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>>67333167
>Aussies are about to wake up