What does English sound like to a non-native speaker? >tfw

>>67322820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY

>>67323255
but this is accurate?

Bit high pitched. Quite fluent. Bit like Austin Powers.

>>67322820
like you are holding a dick in your mouth and tend to speak slightly.

Dutch tv imitating sports on English tv.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_6d3JBBo4s

>>67324685
American english maybe but hardly british or aussie english

>>67324821
you know what, sometimes when I space out a bit it does sound like that

>>67322820
>What does English sound like to a non-native speaker?
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As a reference, here's what non-English languages sound like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4GXAmB1w6o

You probably sound like the female caller here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjdOm0VJXyk

Or like this girl:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2JLd84sZmU

Or the Dutch who's getting called by the South African (who's a native English speaker pretending to be able to speak Afrikaans):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwO3nhEGDXk

>>67324819
This is probably my favourite video.

>>67322820

I heard it's like listening to Sims talking