Today I decided to exercise my freedom as a European and bought

what was the toy?

>>67322312
>not eating it anyway

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>>67322390
This cunt

>>67322595
this toy is a 8/10 by kinder surprise content standards

>>67322595
Hey, mio'd means honey, right?

>>67322720
Yeah, miód means honey.

>>67323046
I see, thanks. We use similar word, but in Cyrillic

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I once tried to lure a kinder to surprise her behind the bush


it failed :(

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>>67322312
>>67322390
>>67322595
God forbid if I ever get a frog toy from a kinderegg I'll meme so hard my cerebral arteries will burst

I regret the time kinder surpirses were actual toys you had to build yourself
now they just are fucking one piece figurines

this post literally made me go out and buy some kinder bars

>>67322312
A what?

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>>67324843

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>>67324843

How did the toad come into being

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>>67324843
>>67324992

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>>67324843

Oh, this takes me back! Anyone remember the power rangers toys that came in these?

Or am I misremembering?

Anyway, the chocolate in these was tasty. I haven't eaten the stuff in well over a decade.

They also sell just the bars here in Brazil. I'll get myself one this week, for old times sake.


>>67323330

Why do you regret it?

fuck you niggerfaggots i eat 10 kinder surprise eggs daily

>>67325331
calling the cops right now

>>67325331
Are you INSANE?

>>67325481
this toad looks like the talking volcano from that aussie commercial

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>>67325331
Hmm?

>>67325331
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