/brit/

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cara

>>67320962
/balk/

>>67320962
what's all that shit in your sandwich lad?

/brit/?

More like /shit/ tbqh lads

>>67320962
looks fucking rancid

>>67320962
ghastly

>>67320968
this 2bh

reeeeee da muslims
*cries like a little girl*

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>>67320968

>>67320954
SOUTHEND

how do i find cuckold couples i can be a bull for?

hungry lads

>>67321014
don't get it

wait just got it lmfao nice one

To the currywog ITT, how does it feel that you will NEVER be considered British?

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Marketa Lazarova sub-edition

>>67321039
greggs list

>he thinks rhetorical questions are looking for an answer
haha, the state of rorkes arguments right now

>>67320962
grim

>>67320838
my point is people think it means he's bipartisan

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>A FUCKING SCIMITAR

just how long have pakis been living in England?

Jordan knight? more like poor man shite haha

>>67321051
Bud bud ding, m80. Bud bud ding.

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Are you fags gong to leave the EU or what

>>67320908
Pacific Northwest (maybe Montana and Idaho, not sure if they count as PNW though), possibly New England but it's a bit too liberal and near major black cities.

>>67321078
seaxes

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last nights effort lads

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>mfw people actually think trump will drop healthcare for 16.4 million people

>>67321078
pull the fatflaps out of your eyes, you obese yank CUNT

they're seaxes

>>67321063
kept calling me racist when i tried greggs list

>>67321078
>Yanksheed doesn't know about heraldry

pshh

just took a paracetamol and now I feel like I'm gona die like heath ledger

>>67321086
Are you fags gunna inaugurate Trump or what?

>>67321086
soon™

don't believe in non-interventionism 2bh

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>>67320944
h-h-how do you know my name

>>67321018
Literally this

when will rorkes learn their toxic ideology is conducive to violence? never i'd wager, their too far up their own cornholes

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was gonna book a prossie last night but she was being a prick on the phone haha

>>67321100
>not even inaugurated yet
>already backtracked on two major campaign pledges

>>67321142
classic fuccboi

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>>67320968
this

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>>67321142

>>67321155
keep drinkin that kool-aid bud

>>67321142
>07459630690

Shall be saving this for when I'm in the UK and want a cute slavic prossie

>>67321134
Shut up lad.
Nazism is an ideology of peace.

>>67321142
nice one

>>67321095
>>67321101
Redpill me on seaxes

>>67321124
I know everything about you and your family
don't worry I won't doxx you here

>>67321173
no idea what this post means

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fucking state of /r/unitedkingdom

>>67321183
they're scimitars essentially

>>67321183
they are curved in heraldry

>>67321113

Of the 6 drugs he had in his system I take 4 on a regular basis

>>67321183
they can be used to chop the fat bits of your arse so that you can become a normal skinny human

>paki bashing
ah yes
a truly peaceful past time, continue

>>67321100
always wondered about this.

democracy wouldn't work if every new government simply repealed everything the last government achieved.

It will probably more like what the tories in our country do to the benefits system. Labour offered generous benes, Tories were never going to remove benes but they are reforming it to reduce amounts impose sanctions etc.

Need a homely russian wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JHAhpO3KHU

>>67321196
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown

>>67321142
how'd you get her number lad

those chinese shrimp crisps are fucking top
easily the best crisps no debate

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>Ywn be on the diplomatic fast stream earning 50k a year and live in a one bedroom London flat, spending your weekend eating M&S pizza whilst doing a bit of extra language learning for your course in the week before you fly out to live in Tokyo

Hold me

>>67321225

>past time

Rasheed

>>67321215
Not fat m8 I'm only 16st at 5'11"

>>67321271
>50k a year
umm sweety

>>67321271
oh mate just fuck off

>>67321253
not clicking your virus lad

>>67321254
vivastreet

*drinks a Whiskey drink*
*drinks a Vodka drink*
*drinks a Lager drink*
*drinks a Cider drink*
*sings the songs that remind him of the good times*
*sings the songs that remind him of the best times*

>>67321259
prawn crackers or actual crisps?

>>67321211
Redpill me on curving in heraldry

>>67321281
>using stone
rasheed

>>67321280
>reddit spacing
piss off to /r/4chan you pleb

>>67321196

You should probably read more, could never make my pub quiz team if you don't know simple stuff like that

Hey normies, what are the in-hairstyles now?

>>67321253
Watched a documentary on that, absolute madmen

>>67321301
great post Danny boy

>>67321313
seaxes do it

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>>67321286
1000 people committed mass suicide by drinking poisoned kool-aid.

>>67321283
Salary goes up to 50k after two years.

>>67321316

Rasheeds about to blow lads, take cover

>>67321301
have literally thought of making this exact post so many times but never got round to it
was gonna put danny boy in the name field though

wtf? where did the flags go

>>67321318
whopland

>>67321340
no it doesn't

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*Appears*

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>>67321318

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>>67321307

>>67321318
The Costanza

>>67321360
in your mum's filthy minge

>>67321348
>implying i'm a muslim
>implying there's anything wrong with that
will rorkes ever learn? probably not, they mostly quit school at 16

>>67321318
the soft serve ice cream

short on the sides, long, curly, and bleached peroxide blonde up top

Only earning a dismal 21k lads

>>67321374
Yes it does

>>67321383
absolute state of that trim

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What did he mean by this?

>>67321375
>wrong words: 1

may as well not have bothered

>>67321407
prove it

Absolutely deplorable.

Why does Britain not have vegetables? Is it the lack of sunshine?

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>British "humour"

>>67321407
goes up to low thirties 2 years in senpai

>>67321427
>baked beans
>mushy peas
>bubble n squeak
>not vegetables

you what

>>67321407
it does not my friend

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>>67321412
Setting some speed records today lad.

Keep hitting the Caps key late on America because my other fingers are already in place.

Bad feel

>>67321426
Go on the website you thick cunt.

>>67321410
WTF I love niggers now!

>>67321427
if you come over then we will

>>67321427

We do

>>67321427
we're all major runts
I'm working class and I NEVER eat vegetables

resent my mum for bringing me up like this

>>67321446
why did you give him a fucking tv show you morons

>>67321464
i can promise you it goes up to 33k after the second year

>>67321010
pig fat

can you just ask barbers to do what they think's best

>>67321410

Can you believe she is 59 years old??!

She is milftastic. Like an older version of Lucie Wilde. Would bang.

>>67321450
>>67321461

It literally takes two year to complete initial training and the scheme at which point you get up to 50k.

I know because I've got two mate son it who now earn over that because they've took on extra responsibilities.

Didn't realise we had Her Maj's diplomatic corps here with us now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Ws4PEky28

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posting this image because there's a finn in the thread

>>67321464
nice proof

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>>67321318
me with the latest cut

by all means print and show your barber

>>67321501
you could say i have close personal experience with the diplomatic service fast stream lad

it goes up to 33k at the end of the second year

Why British/Irish girls like so much give flowjobs to Spaniards?

>>67321525
Are you on it now?

Sounds like bullshit to me. You'd either be on it now and

a) doing something better
b) have left it, but there is literally no reason to leave the scheme.

>>67321446
Is he wrong though?

what an absolute runt haha x.

is this cunt on commission for the fast stream or something fucking hell wind your neck in

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Lads I know I'm the phantom typer but I've honestly just set a new personal record.

>>67321403
umm sweetie i'll have you know i studied at the university of life.

>>67321550
not on it now no (nor was i ever), but trust me

>>67321508
>jimmy fallon
>jmmy kimmel
>ellen

why are american talk show hosts so boring and cringeworthy?

>>67321579
>9 incorrect actuations
>phantom typer

shaking my jimbobs

>>67321582
Lad, I think you're a good poster but I know a bit about you because I'm autistic and you should be careful on 4chan.

Your gf is and I know you started out as an apprentice then got specially selected.

Don't want idiots doxxing you x

we should invite the gals from /mtfg/ over

>>67321547
>flowjobs
is this the female equivalent of a blowjob? like when liquid starts streaming down from their vagina

>>67321587
They're not hosted by faggots.

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mum just text me

reckon you can get on the fast stream by sucking it off every day on /brit/? this lad seems to think so

>>67321624
we already have one regular

imagine /brit/ would tear itself apart with a whole bunch of them

>>67321446
He's clearly saying this for american audiences.

>>67321604
>Don't capitalise the A in America because fingers are too fast and have capitalised the M instead
>Counts as 9 wrong letters

makes no sense

>>67321631

Ellen is literally a faggot

>>67321624
what is mtfg

>>67321469
underated

>>67321618
thats actually not me senpai, wouldn't bait myself up like that

i probably am doxxable off the archives though

Is there an extension/script/gold account that allows you to see samefags? someone on another board has called out all my posts in a thread even though they are written in different styles and there is literally no way they should possibly have done that

>>67321547
Better to practice on smaller stuff first.

>>67321693
me

>>67321671
>>>/lgbt/7210061

Disturbed by the primalistic animal nature of the sex act

>>67321587
as if graham norton and paul o'grady are any better

besides the yanks have howard stern who's the biggest shockjock ever

>>67321693
ill tell you if you link me the posts

>>67321625

Lel.

>>67321695

Lul.

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the protests in worst korea are getting pretty serious lads

>>67321635
nice chicks name fag

>>67321715
fucking disgusting
I want to batter you for even mentioning that

just got my gear on to go for a run and now it's raining

i'll catch my death if I go out now ffs

>>67321767
That which doesn't kill you makes you stronker.

>southgate gets the england job for beating england's 'greatest' rivals only to be trounced by comparable countries

howling

>>67321743

So the leader is controlled by a shamanic cult is that right

Reminder trump is still a leftist

>>67321693
luck or they're a mod

>>67321693
>he doesn't know

>>67321816
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3Jy1K6egSk

>sweaty hands
ah yes ritalin hmm very good

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finally one of these that reads fine either way


nationalists confirmed for high IQ

ran out of rizlas so I had to do a roll up with a cut up kingy

ah yes, the so called runt life

>>67321817
Shhh! They think he's a republican.

Leftists are bewildered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZcentRR7iA

>>67321838
I don't friend that's why I asked

>>67321817
He's more of a centrist tbqh
But honestly I don't think he subscribes to any specific school of thought.

trump is divisive, we must not get behind him

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbqVg_23otg

high hopes for the globalist neoliberals in 2017 lads
reckon they've let you lads have your fun

>>67321917
*disagrees*

>>67321911
>But honestly I don't think he subscribes to any specific school of thought.
because he's a reality tv show star not a politician

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>>67321917
correct but good luck getting criminals to be reasonable

just ate some sweet and sour chicken microwavable meal

gotta say im impressed with the flavour for something so cheap

>>67321128
this actually

>>67321955
ah yes
a population map
very interesting

>3 (three) scimitars

you couldn't make it up

>>67321897
*pretend to care and act upset*
*weak low energy millennials proceed to give you advert revenue*

this mong doesn't even care, just in it for the money

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>>67321895
stress bruv
you should be prepared like me

>>67321895
>not having to resort to a homemade coke bottle and pen tube bong

you know nothing of the runt life

>>67321948
He was famous way before he was on reality tv
Reagan was an actor so it's not like this is some crazy new thing anyway

>Ireland

>>67321925
pendulums only just stopped lad

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>''"''girls""'' taller than 5'5 without heels

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>>67321975

>Chatting with a girl last night (just as friends)
>She was talking about all the degenerate, sex mad stuff she got up to as a teen
Can't help but feel like I've missed out on life desu. I'm a virgin but don't think that I come across as one

I can't roll joints because I have such bad tremors

>>67321975
>rate RATE rate rate RATE RATE

*proceeds to be illiterate wog*
*votes democrat*

ah yes very interesting

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>>67321119
January Bruce

ICE already has names and addresses of 1.4 million illegals

>>67322031
fuck off you manlet lmao
can't deal with girls a whole foot smaller than me

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>I'm a virgin but don't think that I come across as one

>>67322031
>girls shorter than 5"6
into the bin

>>67322054
how did it get them?

how can children of illegals be entitled to school and healthcare btw, if their parents aren't registered as homeowners or have SS IDs?

>>67322031
one of the girls on my radar at the moment is 6'1 in flats, doesn't really matter to me because I'm 6'4

she would destroy you runtlets

>>67322049
can't fathom what you possibly could have meant by this anon, seeing as well-educated people are usually democrats

>>67321989
don't understand what this ""machine"" actually does

does it just hold the rizla? whilst you roll? there's no actual moving parts?

just use a train ticket you fanny

>modern technology? not a fan mare
>I'm a traditionalist you see
>I insist on rolling all my joints by hand
>love a bit of manual labour

>>67322034
>She will one day get married
>Somebody will one day walk her down the aisle in a white dress to symbolise purity
>She will one day be somebody's honeymoon sex as they do something very vanilla and she remembers when it all started and when she used to have cum dripping out of her arsehole
>She will one day be somebody's mother
>She will kiss her child with the same lips she used to suck cum and rim several different guy's arseholes

Ah yes, very impressive.

>>67321948
no he's a real estate mogul . still a superficial self preservationist . throughout his career he's only done or said whatever he can to enhance his own persona and only feels threatened when someone undermines that persona.

In trying to please everyone so only to protect himself I feel like he won't actually have much control over the battles that rage beyond him and it will be decided without him. SO it could go either way at this point.

heightlad loves his fucking height

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>he does the virgin walk

lads what actually decides when you get a battlepack at the end of a battlefield 1 game?

never won one to date and I'm always in the top 3 in my team

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potato niggers bringing the rorke

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>>67322130
no you prep it inside there
rizla goes in last

>>67322107
you're welcome to her, everyone needs someone

don't get people who are pissy about others having height preference 2bh. I'm not a fan of tall girls, lots of girls aren't fans of shot guys, so what.

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>rolling machine

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>>67321817

>straight joints
>rolling machine
>fag baki
jesus christ

>>67322194
u smoking reggie thats that shit i dont like

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>>67322198
>you're welcome to her

ahhh thanks mate I was worried you were gonna nick her off me there LOL *pats you on the head*

>>67322194
then what? seems like you still have to actually roll it up by hand, a train ticket does the exact same job

>>67322222
wasted take

>>67322198
tall guys - any size girl
short guys - short girls

>>67322231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RQ1tx0z7nQ

>>67322192
how am I meant to tell my 8 year old a misogynist racist bigoted islamophobic homophobic transphobic anti-semitic bully is going to be in the white house?

Some day your lack of experience will make you a catch.

Disease-free and unjaded will make women wet. Some day.

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>>67322096
They signed up for Obama's amnesty programs.

Sanctuary cities provide lots of support to illegals. Funding for them is on the chopping block too.

>>67322231
post nugs then you fuckboy
I only smoke high grade cheddar
>>67322240
you close it then all you have to do is slip the rizla through the top and it wraps itself around the joint

>>67322282
>anti-semitic
but jews love him

>>67322192
>she knows that we're muslim
what

>>67322301
do they get SS numbers illegally?

>>67322301
Trump:

>In my first 100 days all federal funding will be cut off to sanctuary cities that refuse to deport illegal immigrants

>>67322192
that lad does NOT dress modestly enough to be a muslim

think he might be pretending

>>67322249
how is that different to hot guys and girls matching with each other.

some people are ugly, some are short, some are boring....yet everyone here treats being short as somehow a different category.

just stop being such a whinging bitch 2bh

>>67322305
that sounds like a total waste of time and effort

not sure who's more autistic

anti-trainlad or anti-rollingmachinelad

>>67322150
don't know why he even wants to be prez 2bh

yes it's the ultimate status symbol, but trump was iconic enough and being a billionaire who can do whatever he wants sounds more fun than 4 years of constant rigorous work

>>67322346
you are a heightist

>>67322334

Yes. Going price is about $1500.

why cant you just learn to roll? is this a joke? the only people i know who use machines are people with fuckin arthritis.

>>67322305
>I only smoke high grade cheddar
lmaoooooo typical customer shite that u smoke some reggie wit aromatic plants that u pay 20£ a g

Is it merely a coincidence that you lot are all virgins and also are under 6'2?

The answer is no.

>>67322334
Illegals, I don't know. Their anchor babies do.

I know California provides them with IDs, and they can vote.

>>67322428
I'm 5'7" and engaged to be married

>>67322415
autism
>>67322421
haha fuck off flannel I've got mates who grow
copped 9.5g for £30 few days ago calm

would hate to be an illegal alien in the US right now tbqh

>>67322470
sure you do mate
safe

>tfw Englishman in New York

nothing better than trolling golliwogs in the WSHH comments section

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>yo blud you wanna skin up this time?
>why yes lads, just let me grab the ol' machine

I didn't really think America was so lenient with its immigration.

All employers in the UK are required to check for work permission and you only get 'full' benefits (British-level) after 5 years. But it would be impossible to lead a normal life like it seems in America without legal immigration.

Seems like Visa-waiver country (or not even those, just a tourist visa will do) citizens can just go to one of those special cities and live there.

Hell, even landlords ask for proof of right to be in the UK now.

used to be a normie lads
now im a loser

>>67322499
bitter jealous man
you're an abnormie shut in that pretends to have a gf
pathetic

>>67322231
>>67322254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwpz5JQvGSA

>>67322526
tears
imagine being in a house party and some mong asks if he can roll up, then pull out his rolling machine in front of everyone's eyes
would deck the cunt

the shape of Pennsylvania triggers me

>>67322562
people who use rolling machines dont have friends or attend parties

The British? Not a fan

>>67322580
al-mustafa ibni-rasheedo

>>67322562
don't take it out with me I'd just tell someone else to roll it
and they'd follow my instructions because I'm a big man out here

>>67322554
calm down mate you seem a bit angry about this whole situation haha
just having a bit of fun mate enjoy ur cheddar and ur rolling machine

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>yfw Jeb Bush wins the election

>>67322531
it's just the piece of shit democrats doing it. they can't win based on merit or policy so they have to import millions of immigrants to win elections. they don't give a vague fuck about the american people or the future of this country. they just want to win by any means necessary

>2016
>still using manual labour to roll your joints
luddites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWMNEiq9l7o

tune

why do weed mongs get so triggered over rolling machines

intriguing

>>67322531
Cash economy and lack of "das rayciss" enforcement allows it to flourish.

A simple e-Verify system with penalties to employers would go a long way to fix.

India has the right idea. Shut down Western Union, too. Soon.

>>67322644
years of brain damage has left them incapable of thinking properly

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>>67322517
Calling The Police

>not smoking weed
boring runt

>>67322222
>baki
You fucking prat

>>67322644
it's the equivalent of bringing your own specially shaped glass to the pub because it makes the beer taste better

>>67322628
but it's not even that hard or complicated

>>67322673
it's a meme you dip

>not vaping weed

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I feel pretty confident that these areas should be countries in their own right. Just not sure what should happen to the remaining states.

Lease to Canada?

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>>67322668
Ahh yes because the company of the stoner is one of riveting conversation

going to have to book hotel rooms so i can do bigger acid trips in peace. housemates never go out and i become fixated on the idea of my trip being disturbed

>>67322694
>gets it wrong
>"b-b-but it's a meme"

>>67322719
look forward to you running around the hotel naked and getting arrested

>>67322644
its fucking hilarious. only takes 5 mins to learn to roll but some people are just stupid i suppose. shame because rolling is great for improving hand dexterity and fine motor skills which in turn strengthens the motor cortex of the brain which will help prevent neurological disease in the future such as parkinsons or dementia.

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>yank borders

>>67322719
[Knock knock knock]
" 'ousekeeeping, senor. Esta bien?"

>>67322747
how is it wrong?

>baki
>paki
>makis

>>67322782
where do you think we are you utter plum

>>67322712
remember when /int/ was full of these maps like 12 year olds colouring to learn the place names in geography class

>>67322769

thats the mason dixon line

>>67322789
>paki

it's paccy you fucking sponge

reminder when a yank talks about britain/europe being shit because of immigration remind him that their voting machine had a direct spanish translation on them

>>67322782

*realises i've teleported to mexico*

woah this is strong stuff

>>67322842
oh my dayz blud looooool

neighbor is out blowing leaves around at the asscrack of dawn

he's completely obsessed

>>67322818
runt

>>67322769
uhhh I'm going to be sick

>>67322616
howling

low energy jeb was the best maymay of the entire election

>>67322842
don't forget their voting signs are written in spanish and chinese

need a great horror film to watch lads

might watch the shining again but I've seen it a few times already

already seen the thing

any others?

>>67322797
yeah in the UK you'll get paki-speak instead

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>>67322222
Congratulations on the numbers.

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>>67322782

why THE FUCK don't we have voting machines

Are we allowed to talk about American politics anymore? I have a really informative and important statement I'd like to express

>>67322870
suspiria

>>67322870
"Cabin in the Woods" is GOAT

>>67322865
please clap

>horror films
for what purpose?

>>67322896
There are no rules anymore. Freedom won

>>67322888
we have rolling machines instead

>>67322870
the babadook is meant to be very good

>>67322759
>takes 5 minutes to roll
Fucking runt, bet you roll pure sleeping bags. It takes about 6 months to learn how to roll properly good fags
If i EVER catch you volunteering to roll the joint I'll fuckin deck you one

Have you ever touched a penis that wasn't your own?

ah yes, fear, an unambiguously positive experience

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>yank borders pt. 2

*uses his polling card as a roach*

>>67322951
great post

>>67322947
Only my boyfriends. It's not gay if I don't push back though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK8XzRKOem8

>>67322947
only through clothing

>>67322952
Ive been there

>>67322952
>rhode Island
>isn't an island
bloody yanks

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>>67322947
NEVER forgot your dads xmas present

>>67322952
It's because Massachusetts are Jews and stole all the land first
t.Rhode Island

mannequin challenge is brilliant

>>67323004
Fooled the red coats.

>>67323004
nantucket is rich as fuck