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>in shower with gf
>fart
>it stinks really, REALLY bad
>gf thinks I need to go to the doctor because I might have a stomach infection
>explain to her that the water makes it smell worse
>she still thinks I need to go to the doctor
>dumb bitch doesn't fucking get that in the presence of water smells are amplified (i.e, why you can smell dirt during rain)
>get into a huge fucking argument over it
>she just left to stay at a friends house
God fucking dammit bros never have a gf
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>>67317340
Why you poop in shower?
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I hope she leaves you for a nigger
you rotten winded retard
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>>67317340
i cant imagine showering with someone
that would be embarrassing haha
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>pretend to the doctor
>actually go drink a beer
>go back and make up some story
I did this trick for a year when my mother would tell me to get a job, until one time when she called the supermarket I said I applied a because she was suspicious when I got home a bit drunk.
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>tfw will never help my classmates clean their foreskin after P.E. again
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Haha, just imagine she telling the story to her friend.
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>>67317628
That's unhygienic
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>>67317650
She wont. Girls do not share embarassing Shit like that. She might tell his mother that his shit stinks though.
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>>67317575
Oath cunt dole 4 lyf aye?
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I've been with my gf for over 5 years and we still haven't crossed the fart border, so to speak
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