>wake up in the morning
>remember I'm living in cozy Europe and not convictland Australia
>remember the largest bugs here don't exceed 2 inches in size
feels good man
>inches
>Italian flag
>>67307885
we gotta use imperial for the murritard audience
we know inches and feet, their brains literally cannot process centimeters and meters
>>67307955
It's literally the opposite.
Meh you still have nasty shit like sand flies and probably lots of other (sub)tropical bullshit
At least one upside of our depressing winters - they kill shit like that
>>67307955
>we gotta use imperial for the murritard audience
>their brains literally cannot process centimeters and meters
You could have just said 57 cm, I get that just fine
>>67307677
>wake up in the morning
>remember I'm living in cozy California and not cold Hungary
>remember the temperature doesn't go below 20C here unlike in the homeland
>walk outside and burn to death in 50C heat
Feels bad man
>>67307677
>be Italian
>GE quaked
XD
>>67307955
t. Luigi
>>67307677
> wake up in the morning
Did you wake up by alarm or did mama wake you up?
>>67307677
Australia can hunt on crocodiles and sharks and eat them. And their best friends are kenguru. Enjoy your boring life.
>>67307677
>2inches
FUCK OFF TO BURGERLAND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE