Just remember you'd be speaking French right now if

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>>67304638
We left the country and won :^)

>>67304638
Daily reminder that Napoleon was actually a good guy and greatest leader Europe ever had despite british propaganda.

>>67304638
Thanks mr pirate, now we need your money , come here John

>>67304638
we would have found a way to fuck this up without you really .

>>67304638
You didn't send troops until Spain defeated the french in battle on its own.

Brits in charge of courage.

>>67304996
you did 0 in the peninsular war

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>>67304996
>Spanish literally get frighted by the sound of their own guns
>run away
>loot the British army's baggage while they're busy saving your country for you

>>67305215
kek

>>67304638
>British history
disgusting, they made some good stuff with the duke of Wellington but we defeat the frogs by our own, i hate who the british "historians" put the brits as the saviours of the spaniards when we have sources here that prove that they werent. Do you know that we invented the guerrilla warfare in the peninsular war? everything because the civilians had to defend the country with their own hands without any army

>>67305887
You did absolutely nothing. We saved you from Napoleon. You did nothing in WW2 either, cowards. And your Armada a shit.

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>>67304638
Thank you based Nigel Britington.

Have one of these alliance-exclusive beverages!

>>67305887
>

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>>67305887
>we defeat the frogs by our own

>>67305940
Yeah, you are right, you know everything because you have the knowledge of the universe, fuck off and go to lie to other idiot. Man... as we didn't read our own history and you are saying that we know shit. I'm not going to discus more about this because is a waste of time.

>>67306187
we don't even talk about portugal but thanks
this country would be better being french puppet

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>>67304638
>speaking French
Rien de mal à ça pêh

>>67306048

wtf um bongo is from Portugal? I love you even more now desu senpai

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>>67306302
>tfw never conquered

>>67306311
Originally British, but now produced in Portugal. It's exclusive to both countries, though.

>>67306293
>1762 brought two new countries into the war. Britain declared war against Spain on 4 January 1762. [...] The invaders were stopped on the heights in front of Abrantes (called the pass to Lisbon) where the Anglo-Portuguese were entrenched. Eventually the Anglo-Portuguese army, aided by GUERRILLAS and practicing a scorched earth strategy

Yet another thing the Spaniards stole from their superior neighbours.

>>67306568
to be fair guerrilla was practiced against the romans by the peoples of the peninsula, it's common heritage, but yeah, spanish guerrilas were there to make sure the brits didn't salt the land (they did it anyway)

>>67306568

Everytime i drink um bongo i will think of the greatest friendship known to mankind

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>>67304725
Twice in a row. Within 60 years.

>>67305940
Fucking retarded, we had nothing to do in ww2 except helping europe patriots against commies and jews

>>67304780
Thank you my polish brother. One day we will unit again to slay germans and russians once and for all.

>>67306889
Yeah sure, just stay away from Portugal or playtime's over m8.

>>67306889
If it's killing the fucking huns invite us too

>>67306788
DELET THIS

>>67307033
Put our colours in the Eiffel tower, you arrogant frogs!

>>67307101
We let you won OUR eurocup in Paris that was enough desu

>>67307101
Why? Did something happen in Portugal?

>>67307188
>>67307183
If the Eiffel is too much, I'll settle for smaller lights, on each road of your country. But you'll have to stop every time at their command.

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>>67307233
>tfw cucked by traffic lights

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>>67307296
>We cuck-stamped more terrain than Napoleon
Your wine sucks, too!

>>67307328
Tbh very hard to compete with port

>>67307328
You got carried away and overdid it. It has to be believable, anon.

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>>67307481
>denying the truth

>>67307561
I don't see how your picture is relevant.

>>67307561
it's terrible how Spain became a beer country.

btw, I disagree with OP
Portugal and Spain wouldnt be speaking French. Invading Spain (an action that was a huge betrayal) was the second worst mistake of Napoleon. Because of the guerrilla warfare, they invaded a country they couldnt hold to, and lost hundreds of thousands of men pointlessly.

It also fucked up Spain, they pretty much didnt recover till the second half of Franco.

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>>67304638
Thanks to Sean Bean, yes.

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This triggers the French and the Spanish.

Has other countries save any famous battle ships from the past?

>>67304638

testing. please ignore

>>67307561
Our statistic should probably be higher. About 1 in 2 households in the countryside grow their own grapes and make their own wine and everyone outside the cities drinks it.

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>>67307861
>mfw the greatest ever frenchman and his entire army get btfo by a lone yorkshireman

>>67307672
The picture (or the text, really) was merely related, not relevant.

>>67307944
Maybe it has to do with the alcohol degree? Because most homemade stuff isn't terribly strong.

>>67307921
We had to dismantle ours to build new, better ones. Also, our apex of importance was roughly 200 years before yours.

I'd really like to have kept one of the first Caravels, Naus or Galeões, though. I know that at some point we had Naus 2x bigger than everyone else's, just to transport spices and tell everyone to fuck off.

But alas, we don't :(

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>>67307921
Yeah but it's only famous for sinking

>>67307733

The spanish nobles and royalty were complete retards for trusting Napoleon.

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>>67307921
Did the journey again this year.

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>>67308197
>>67308259
Nice.

>>67306348
Only because you paid us not to fuck you up. That's like a nerd thinking he won over bullies by paying them lunch money