/cp/ - Culture Pals: Alone edition

/TheSlugPrincess

>less than 400 people online

JUST

I guess that's what happens when you neglect your site and take literally months to fix simple bugs

>>67305146
You mean 4000. It's Friday night. No one wants be seen on there at this time.

>>67305146
>site used to reach >13000 online
>maxes out at 5000 now
shit's dead as fuck

Why does pretty much every girl block messages from t*rks and no one else? My fucking sides

>>67305782
They don't understand the concept of courting or foreplay.

>>67305967
I don't either tbqh, but I fake it.
t. Mukhtar Raabi al-Oslo

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>>67305967
Please teach the secrets of courting.

>>67305782
make a female account and see for yourself

>>67307717
Hmm, maybe I will make a female account.

Who's pics should I use?

>>67307894
>>67304361

>>67307931
Just no

>>67307894
find some qt on zuccbook and use a few of hers, just make sure that the profile shows up if you image search

>>67307999
Well it has to be some random that I don't know.

Suggest first names that I will search with on goybook

>>67308184
i don't know any chinese names desu

>>67308441
I made an acc

/emsab

Already a message from some italian within 1 minute of uploading a picture

>>67308595
lmao good job lad

PAJEET FUGG OF :--DDDD

>>67308678
How are the Indonesian babes treating you

>>67308734
sluttier than you'd expect desu

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>>67308800
Bost noods

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jesus christ some males are terrible at starting conversation

>>67308885
soz m8 i only use snapchat for nudes

/DrStingray

Look at his last picture

>>67309871
kek

I'm horny

>>67311813
Me too. asl?

>>67311980
69/f/Tuscaloosa

>>67311813
got you covered senpai
/garmo

>>67311813
/setuko

are you into this?

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Is it kawaiizombie?

>>67309065

Bost Brofile.

>>67309065
>>67314582

Alright guys, I found her profile. She lives in the same city I do.

What should my first message be?

>>67314723
ask her what her favorite vegetable is

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>one hit in months
>it's a MtF tranny

He's not that bad looking tho.

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>>67314738

H-here I go!

Discretionary note: She's a redhead, and I have the ginger gene.

>>67314824
post her plox

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>>67314832

that femmine dick is mine kiddo

*channels mana*

better luck next time. heh, there wont be a next time actually...

*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes Masamune*

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>>67314930
WEABOOOSSSS GET OUTTTT

REEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEE
REEE

AAA

bost bls :-------D

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>>67315015

*wipes blood off Masamune*

oh, you're still breathing? I could of sworn I'd given you a swift killing.

*involks ancient gods*

Enjoy your time in the abyss, while I suckle on some qt fem dick.

*archway to the abyss opens*
*sucks you in, then closes*

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>>67314738
>>67314828

Based Canadabro.

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>>67315065
*teleports behind you*

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BOST DA BROBILE BEABOO

>>67315100

*evades via backflip, 100ft into air*
*levitates, imbues Masamune with hyper-swiftness*

You made a grave mistake kid

*slashes towards you, causing the air passed through by the shockwave to ignite into flame*

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>>67315137
*dodges swiftly using kaze technique*

This is your last chance you unfortunate soul

*prepares attack*

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>>67315137
>>67315173

Stop. Pls.

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>>67315173

heh, not bad

*summons dragon*

but I gota fly kid. mommie got tendies and milk for me

*burns down your home town enroute home*

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>>67315219
bie pusi, gud fihgt dough

>>67315097
what else is she saying?

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Anyone else's pal react to Trump's election?
>day of the election
>"it's night for us, but the American elections are soon!"
>Trump gets elected
>"I'm very sad what is happening for you."
>mfw

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>>67315289

I'm speaking with a literal alien who escaped the Roswell quarantine, and the rest of you leafs are speaking in memes. Pls.

>>67315334
that's me :D

>>67315301
I predicted it a week ago so i've just been impressing girls with my prescience

>>67315362

I'm the other guy.

You're a qt.

>>67315382
you should read the thread before you make such assumptions :DD

>>67315396

u wot?

>>67315403
read the thread retard

>>67315396

Oh, lel. Nice work.

>>67315422
ROFL.

how did the benis not trigger something

>>67315433

M8 I've trolled the culturepals since 2014.

Plus, I'm no good at staying straight.

>talking to someone who has their favourite book listed as Mein Kampf

Is this some guy from here or is this real? Pls say now so I don't waste my time. I just want a qt nazi russian gf

>>67315476
The Latvian one?

>>67315461
all i'm getting is messages from fucking for lack of a better term, shitskins, somehow they have the confidence to talk to this supposed girl

Any white guy that has messaged me has been a total boring loser. The only person with funny shit was you, even though it would be cringy to a real girl

>>67315497
Nah, Russian.

Who's the Latvian one?

>>67315510
https://www.interpals.net/fraurommel

>>67315528
Nah, not her. Is she famous here or something?

>>67315544
No but i assumed it was a fake when i was talking to 'her'. Looks like the location has mysteriously changed too.

>>67315499
>even though it would be cringy to a real girl

Hilariously, it worked on Rachel.

>>67315569
That's how I feel Tbh. Have this inclination that the instance I voice that I feel similar to her, someone I know will be like "I KNEW IT!"

That or I'll say something personal and get grief from a 4chan person.

>>67315597
sorry I'm a newfig to /cp/ and wasn't there when this rachel I keep reading about was

>>67315621

Does /cp/ still talk about her? I haven't been here in a long time.

>>67315687

New trolling opportunity: I'll send Rachel a message/text constructed by /cp/.

>>67315788
Everyone send 2 rhyming couplets

"Rachel, oh Rachel
You only rhyme with cave tool
And even then it's tentative
Why are my nipples so sensitive"

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We need to ban leaves from /cp/.

>>67316378
Based Portugal.

>>67316378
I got really confused at that guy trying to flirt with someone who told us it was a fake account less than 5 minutes before

>>67312025
>69/f/Tuscaloosa
Lmao
>>67312644
Jesus, she's still active

>>67315476

I'm talking to her too lol. Username starts with a V, right?

Thred ded as my dreams

sup faggots

>try qtcrawler to meet french girls
>only get views by other fuckin countries like russia and uk
fml

>NO PERVS/FLIRTING
>gets into sexting and nudes after a day

Every time
Oh these girls :^)

Sure is leafy in here.

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>>67321050
when she says "i dont feel like it"
then an hour later you're fucking her

Still horny, my boner won't go away

>>67321857
send it to one of your qts

>>67321901
I don't have one atm

>>67321050
>I am innocent girl
>I want to see everything I am so horny

>I have never seen naked boy
>...

>>67321857
send dick pics to your mom

>>67321901
Post your qts

>>67322071
find your own, faggot

Which one of y'all is AbbyC77 haha

>>67322478
She is trying to hit on me

How do I get French gf with interpals?

>>67322525
msg french girls you fuckin retard

>>67322549
wow rude

I don't have interpals, is it worth getting? Fun or whatever?

>>67322586
french girls on IP are trash tier, all of them are koreaboo or weaboos. plus they can't handle banter

>>67322894
What about med grills?

>>67322917
I'll save you the time that they are all trash tier

>Maybe it better that we dont talk anymore!

>>67323081
very negative

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>teaching English to Taiwanese woman
>she tells me about her experiences on language exchange sites and apps
>literally every day she tells me another story about guys trying to scam her
>last week she told me some American soldier in Syria wanted to send her money

Apparently, men are bigger scammers than women.

>>67321050
>>67321345
>>67321967

how do you nerds do it

>>67323568
Just bee yourself and grab them by the pussy :^)

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>>67322894
>they can't handle banter
true

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>>67323722

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>>67323568

>>67323722
>even koreans hate french girls

>>67322586
i have mixed feelings about it. its great when u get some foreign pussy but then it sucks when u have to go back home and fap again.

>>67323568
grab life by the pussy

>>67323909
yo whats her name i wanna know if its my qt hahah or if u dont wanna say her name give me a hint

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can someone explain to me what this means ?

how do i use it ?

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>>67324043
Maybe

>>67324148
yeee nah i dont think so

>>67324097
Hi {username} I'm a faggot and I see {city} is the most faggot friendly place in {country}

>>67324148
just give me a hint you fuckin faggot
last number of her phone number or something

>>67324220
>>67324309
You sound insecure :)

>>67324256
ohhh ok, thanks buddy. Im not gonna use it.

>>67324361
dude i really dont care, its over between us. i fucked her right in the pussy.

>>67324378
Hello {username}, or can I call you {realname}? I think it's cuter.
A friend told me girls in {country} are hot, and those in {city} are the hottest, even though their tits are saggy.
I told him there's no way all the girls in {country} would have saggy breasts. I said that girls in {city} had nice bodies and that I would prove it to him.
{realname}, can you help me so I can prove he was wrong?

Anyway to slightly drop a hint that I'm 4channer in mah profile?

>>67324427
>Find me on r/4chan
Use this

>>67324427
"I guess you could call me a big guy, haha."

>>67324427
Say that you're autistic

lads, what's the end game of interpals here? getting nudes, getting a gf, just trolling qts? Why not just use tinder then

also, as a 6-7/10 lithuanian, is it worth giving it a try?

>>67324418
ahahhah

the message all feature doesnt seem to work, it only glitches out my browser and doesnt send shit

>>67324615
marry a russian girl, drink a bottle of vodka and make babies

>>67324514
But I'm come from /cgl/ and /y/

>>67324546
I'm a girl, anon-kun.

>>67324589
I habe cancer

>>67324910
"My name is Oil, I wanna learn the English and the cultures. I like listening the music, readinga books and traveling. Please let's talk to me!"

>>67324910
"I can triforce"

>>67324910
> Girl from Thailand
No one on 4chan is going to add you

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>>67325025

>>67325058
Thai girls are nice friends when they can write properly, they're pretty friendly.
On my profile requests I pretty much ask them to message me.

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>>67325058
>>67325043
>>67325025
Thank for advice senpai, so helpful desu.

>>67325146
Post profile, or just message me if you wanna talk, m8.
/Nrvnqsr.

>>67325132
I've never ever received a single message from Thailand.
>>67325146
Hobby: dank memes

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>>67324418
Cracked me up, Pierre.

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>>67324910
Are yuo the southeast asian chick who posted tiddy here a few weeks ago?

>>67325227
lets meet for a beer faggot

>>67325227
You stole Vientiane from Siam desu, farangses-kun.

>>67325227
Already added that, guess no ine ever read my info desu.

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>>67304264
Triggering russians is the best fun you can have on Interpals.

>>67325540
I don't think you look cool there, my le troll friend.

>>67325399
Aren't you in a farm up north? I probably won't be able to go around before next month.
>>67325418
To be fair, the French minded the regions they were in; not like the other Europeans.

>>67325577
It doesn't matter how I look, I hate ruskies and I'm having fun.

>>67325602
i'm still gonna be here next month

HOW LONG UNTIL I CAN VISIT PROFILES AGAIN FUCK

>>67325621
Then it would be doable. You're in the Nord pas de calais or in another region?

>>67325602
Still desu. (#｀皿´)

>>67325765
yep jvien de rompre avec ma copine alors je pourrais utiliser une biere . apres que trump a gagner jetais completement bourré et on sest chicaner.

ta pas whatsapp ou quelque chose ou on pourrais se rejoindre ?

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Hold on! You have been visiting too many pages in a short period of time. Take break and come back later :)

>>67325336
Never, I just started come here desu.

>>67325933
Dude, just view a full page (60 QTs), wait around a min and then proceed for another page. If you do that you can see the whole Online section without this limit.

>>67325803
You should thank the Americans for their spotless management of the area. If it wasn't for them, things would have been different and France would have stayed longer.
>>67325872
J'ai pas de watsapp pour le moment (et je me rends compte que je n'ai pas vraiment de moyens de contact), Je te donnerai ça un peu plus tard. Je suis toujours sur ce fil, sinon. Je n'ai plus non plus de vrai compte sur IP, mais je peux te donner celui pour "voir".

>>67326367
ouais donne moi ça pi on verra rendu la

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I fucked up big time boys

>>67326429
/Abrolhos

>>67326484
What did ya do, my dude?

>>67326484
trust me u didnt fuck up as hard as me.

>>67326500
sa s'ra pas long interpals y mont blocker de visiter des profils temporairement

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>>67326484
Goddamit boat

who did you impregnate this time?

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>>67326549
>>67326665
i got myself in a lie so deep I can't do anything about it. she's all over me I think i'm fucking break her heart when she finds out. im sending her to suicidal depression I think. it's a bomb. I didn't want this..

>>67326814
ahahah explain further.

>>67326810
Ay, that ain't boat.

>>67326814
heres my story in case u didnt hear it already

so i came to france for 3 months
trump wins shortly after i land
i go see her, fug her, and get fuckin drunk
we get into a huge argument cuz shes a bitch
shes so pissed at me shes ignoring me on skype and doesnt want to see me again
top fucking kek
I DIN DU NUFFIN

>>67326965
This user's privacy settings do not allow you to contact them, et je ne peux plus changer mon age.

>>67327307
je t'ai envoyé un message donc ça devrais bypasser les restrictions

>>67327332
Malheureusement non. C'est un bug.

>>67326965
so you're stuck there for the next 3 months? still an argument is different. i've been lying to this qt for a month and half now, she has told me she's very cold with people because she doesn't trust them except me and a few of her friends. she's gonna kill herself when she finds out, im kinda worried. it spiraled out of control so fast

>>67327397
tu me niaise . pourquoi tu telecharge pas whatsapp?

>>67327453
WHATS THE LIE GOD DAMNIT

i bet when u have children u will rip out the last pages of their bedtime stories right?

>>67327397
au pire jpeux te laisser mon numero sur interpals ou quelque chose mais jai pas de reseau cellulaire ici je doit aller au bout de la rue lol cest pour ca que whatsapp cest mieux ca fonctionne avec le wifi

>>67327569
Je le télécharge.

>>67326965
As long as you're here, if you go to Dresden please visit me, I'm lonely as fuck.

How do I get qtcrawler to visit the same profiles again? Its fuckin skipping some and I dont like that

>>67327761
Dresden Is that in Czech? I know a girl in Prague you should meet with her I'll hook you up bud

NVM i found how to clear the visited list

but why is qtcrawler so shit ... I wanna visit just girls in france i dont care about fuckin turkey this isnt thanksgiving

>>67327819
Dresden is in Germany, but I'm in Prague on weekends, too.

>>67327951
k dude give me ur contact, interpals or whatever i will hook you up with her

and i dont have enough money to travel around, sorry

>>67328016
Oh, I thought you were gonna come to hook up with her and then we could hang out.
Sure, I'll have it, but I'm not expecting much really.
Our girls are kinda ice queens.

Have fun in France though!

My profile is /Antekar

>>67328216
thank you. nahh i dont wanna travel for her and im not some kind of asshole that would bang a chick in ur city before hanging out with u i'd rather we all hang out together. her name is Verunka I will send u her skype on interpals tell her youre my friend // and americans are fags (joke)

>>67328216
wait dude i cant visit profiles for a while i will send it to u within 20 mins i have to go outside to make a phonecall anyway brb

>>67328470
I dunno, going straight to her skype is really creepy. Especially since I would claim to be the friend of a person I don't know.

>>67328680
Just say you got chatting on IP. Simple as.


Also fuckin Portubro tell us what you've done ya daft cunt

>>67328757
"I was chatting with this guy and he gave me your skype to give you a shot" kinda sounds bad to me...

>>67328757
no its too embarrassing

>>67328804
i told her u live in dresden but go down to prague on the weekends, dont worry about it just be yourself haha she doesnt care if u add her on skype straight up because i told her about you. i dont even remember what her interpals account is. sending u a msg on interpals rn

>>67328804
"A mate I talk to on here mentioned that he had another mate in my city and I thought I'd give you a message... hi I guess?"
Doesn't sound too bad
>>67329112
Don't tell us half a story there's nothing worse than a tease

>>67325227
>I've never ever received a single message from Thailand

What's it like not being a fucking white male?

>>67329583
Same. Afaik they only hunt Americans.

>>67329719
no they hunt canadians too back in the day when i was a noob and i would visit all profiles except africa i got a tsunami of them sending me Thanks for visiting my profile messages.

also i wish qtcrawler was country specific

>>67329538
dont say it like that mate

just be natural like dont even mention why youre msging her just say hi and grab her by the pussy

shit I accidentally hit dial

fml

No qts in Ukraine are messaging me even though I have it in my profile I'm visiting. Must be ugly

>>67330170
What happen

>>67330565
Say you're learning Ukrainian

>>67329805
>Thanks for visit profile :)

Welp, kinda nostalgic. I dont receive those anymore, I guess it's because the main script died, RIP.

>>67330698
Nothing, but canadabro just now told me she's a nazi
this is the last time I'm taking qts from you guys.

>>67330700
I did, nothing yet, guess I'll pick up local slags when I'm there

>>67331941
ay bb I got something i can putin your butt

>>67331941
Why would you want to learn Ukrainian?

Another new day with more QTs to capture :D

Good afternoon :D

>>67333782
Hello canadabro number two

>tfw all the really good looking qts are boring af

So what's the best way to get nudes?

>>67333914
Nothing wrong with average looking girls though and they're usually interesting.

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I'm too autistic for this

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>>67333539
>say
>want
what is so hard to understand?
>>67333914
Almost all girls are
This one girl is actually interesting but then there's this

>>67334169
Is she American? If not she doesn't know jack shit. I'm so tired of hearing Europeans and other people talk like they know everything about the US and how it works there. I have to hear that shit everyday in class and they all act like they know everything yet they've never been or even lived in the US.

>>67334169
Trump isn't exactly popular with women though, even the women who voted for him only did so either because their husbands told them to and they've been married too long to form opinions, or because they don't like Hillary.

I think you can cut her some slack, I'm more worried by the fact my Texan seems to support him utterly and keeps defending the electoral system, which is less democratic than North Korea

how to deal with a russian stalker who messages me non stop

>>67334393
block

>>67334169
who is she dude u better fuckin tell me before i go down to amsterdam and smash ur phone

>>67334445
He makes new profiles bro

>>67334481
How fucking paranoid are you? This screenshot isn't even the same girl.

Fuck off autistic leaf faggot

>>67334493
>>67334493
get ready to lose your organs :^)

>>67334169
just close off political discussion as fast as you can dude, unless you really want to redpill her.

example:
>omg americans are so stupid. why donald trump? :o Why it changed from the best präsident to donald trump. I know Obama was not perfect but I think his aims were good. The Americans are also immigrants. In history the travelled from Europe to America and now the want to get all the mexicans and other immigrants away....what's wrong with them? : o

answer:
>its hard for people who don't live in the real america to understand how the politics actually are in america, I try to understand even though I live in Canada :p You can't understand the situation by watching facebook videos.
I think Trump won because he promises to take down the corrupt government in the USA, where it really is corrupt and not a real democracy but an oligarchy and Hillary represents the bad that is Washington. Middle class people wanted their jobs to come back and that is why he won in important states.

DONE

>>67334578
i need to know for scientific reasons so just tell me please

>>67334639
I find 'Americans don't have a brain cell between them' to be as decent an explanation

>>67334730
then why do all smart people choose to move to america?

>>67334578
i swear i wont kill u just give me a hint

>>67334730
Cuck

>>67334393
send him this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5ujAIeaxGk

Tell him you prefer only black men

>>67334955
these girls have really flat asses

Daily reminder that Icelandic """qts""" are degenerates.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F_INMLk_lE

>>67335013
I agree, probably like you

>>67334892
What a well reasoned argument
>>67334855
They don't? I know only 2 people who have moved to America and they're both morons

where are the milfs on this site

>>67335013
It's pretty common for slav girls to not have the biggest butts though there are some but it's rare.

>>67335147
na uh

>>67335156
It wasn't an argument
I was just calling you a cuck

>>67335013
Ruskies have no ass.

>>67335084
>tfw no degenerate Icelandic gf to have anal sex with

>>67335260
mhm :)

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>tfw qt told me she wants to visit me and teach how to dance
also the amount of emotes she uses increased in past week

>>67335424
>he has one qt

bost brofile
:--DDDDDDD

>>67335424
>teach how to dance
You know what this means, right?

She WANTS the kielbasa.

Where is she from btw?

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>>67334955
>black dude rapping in Russian
I am so confused right now.

>>67335287
Ok

What do you guys do with your life besides this site?

>>67335466
I have 3 main qts, she is one of them and also lives the closest of them all
sorry no sharing her with you lads I worked too hard
>>67335492
I would be fine even if it wasn't an innuendo desu, she's pretty cool
she is from Ukraine

>>67335745
School and travel now but I used to work and go to school.

>>67335745
killing myself

>>67335745
What do you mean with "besides this site"?

>>67334955
ayy lmao

>>67335745
Study

>>67336180
RUSSIA YES

>>67336295
W-what?

I'm a complete noob, how does this site work?

Do you see when someone visited your profile? How do you initiate conversations?

I only know how to use tinder.

>>67336180
R U S S I A
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S
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I
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Y E S
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>>67336359
I dont get it. Are you guys bullying me?

>>67336407
no senpaitachi :3

>>67336407
Only poking fun Ivan, are you ready for the new eternal Ameri-Russo friendship?

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>>67334708
>>67334885
Why don't you ask her yourself? Or are you not even on speaking terms with her?

>>67336515
Of course. God bless Trump.

>Just drunkenly confessed to my qt
>She reciprocated

NAZE DA

Also
>Tfw your qt has an interest in BDSM and erotica

>>67336570
I honestly do hope the "It's totally not a cold war" cold war between our countries gets nipped in the bud and we can actually be friendly for once.

>>67336608
Ask her if she likes DDLG, all tumblr girls like it now ;^)

>>67336608
You already drunk Nigel?

>>67336608
"naze da" don't means "me too".

>>67336729

I thought "Boku mo" was me too?

>>67336692

I am celebrating Trump's victory, albeit late.

>Mfw qt is redpilled
>likes Trump and knows Soros is manipulating general media for his whims

I fucking love her guys

>>67330787
gib profile, I love me some nazis

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>>67337524
giidd oudda her mr chod

uour qtees :(

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>>67338033
Give me her name right now you deformed frog

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>>67338295
i hae no idee hoo da qtee bee oim not tha smae liif as czecktismo is telkin aboot

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>>67338398
You forgot your meds again?

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>>67338464
allo polise

da chod tring toe sall me wed agin, i dun wan git high agin or i go mor crase

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>tfw polish chick messages me in Spanish

Guess who's getting blocked.

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I am fucking done with this website. I literally texted more than ten girls, they don't even answer, and when they do, they don't even let me an opportunity to say something in return. My fucking profile has not been visited since two days. Even the profiles i visit don't wish to see my profile. I was depressed when i joined this website and i thought it would help me, i am not even more depressed and pretty sure that i'm extremely ugly. FUCK.

I guess i'm just gonna back to /r9k/.

>>67338823
post brofile
you must have done something wrong
i am also from r9k and im doing pretty good

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>>67338880

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>>67338566
Snitches get stitches

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>>67338568
GiB?

>Not texting Mexican qts BUILD WALL and seeing how they react

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>>67338975
You must be seriously ugly if not even Turkish girls are going to message you

How come you didn't neck yourself yet? I would if I were you

>>67336839
youre late as fuck retard get on my level.

i used to know a british girl who wanted to get tied up and gangbanged

>>67338975
just want to help mang
post profile and we'll see what needs to be changed

it also important what you send in your first message

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>tfw unpopular not just locally, but around the world as well

>some russians are texting me
Where are Chinese qts?

>>67339397
fuckin loser kill yourself

>>67339427
probably throwing their female babies in the trash

I'm so fucking horny right now.

>>67339545
Says the guy who got dumped by his qt

>>67339689
Your libido is legendary.

>>67339303
I am too shy to post my profile, i initially thought i was a 5/10, now i feel like a 2/10. To be honest, even by making mistakes, being this unpopular means something, i'm sure an average looking man with a bad profile could make better than me.

>>67339689
wanna sex?

>>67339758
I'm sure it's not that bad. You'd have to be pretty hideously deformed to be a 2/10. Most girls don't care about looks as much as we do.

>>67339699
shut up faggot have fun with the sloppy seconds

>>67339758
View my profile and I will tell you if there is something you could change.

/Nrvnqsr.

>>67339758
if you are average but got shit profile and pics you won't get many replies
also if you message them with "hi how are you?" or some shit like that they will simply ignore you, unless you are hot

>>67339780
yes, come here NOW

>>67340159
bost borfile :D

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>>67340159
Am I welcome too?

>>67340288
no its a north american thing

mexico is honorary allowed

Guys, how old are you here?

>>67341270
69 nigga

>>67341270
eigteen ))))))

>>67339910
>/Nrvnqsr
Your profile is bitter and sarcastic. It says a lot about you, but not in the way you would like

You sound like you would get in an argument with a friend over something stupid and then sulk afterwards

You think that you are intelligent, but in reality you are above average and you want to make people think that you are a sophisticated genius

Too many selfies come off as narcissistic. In your case I bet it was more of a convenience. Seems like you took most of them in one day

So, at the end your profile gives off self-centered vibe. I'm not saying you are any of those things I just said, but that's what most people will take from your profile

Even if you don't feel like it, I would advise you to sound more positive. Delete most of your profile and start from the scratch

Also less info, you don't need to type out actually every single thing you like

(Don't take this the wrong way)

>>67341344
Are you that Aussie guy who comments on every single fucking girl profile there is?

>>67341674
no im a fucking leaf

rate my profile pls

>>67341769
Which one are you again

>>67341831
literally a fucking leaf

Got banned for asking an American to teach me American

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>>67341996

>>67341674
Rate my profile cunt. This seems a laff
/scrumpy-jack

>>67341270
22 soon to be 23

>>67342030
I asked if American was the first or second language after Spanish. She said American is most used language

>>67342070
deaddd gribbssss :DD

>>67342116
You should have asked about her heritage before interrupting her to shout MUH HERITAGE over and over

>>67342070

12 fingers/10

>>67342153
Will make new account and do such things

>>67341855
Add more pictures to your profile

Preferably ones where you are with friends, or in nature, foreign cities, etc.

Learn to take a selfie. You aren't supposed to look dead straight at the lens, more of an angle. Your face is alright looking, so I wouldn't worry about it too much though

Put more info into your profile, and try to be funny, but don't try to sound too witty

You should be fine
>>67342070
Great profile actually

Few minor quirks that I would change, few beta phrases and you would be set

Why not add more pictures though?

>>67342070
Also shave off that pubic hair

>>67342235
I had 7 or 8 but I liked that one and it refused to set it as my main photo unless I deleted all the others. Couldn't be arsed to replace them afterwards.

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>>67341674
That's mostly accurate, yup.
I often get into heated discussions with friends but I'm a softie, I never keep bad thoughts or sulk towards my friends, I like to discuss things a lot but when things get bad I quickly move on and dont think about it anymore.

I have too many selfies because I literally have no friends during the last 9 months so I can't take any pics with friends or have them take it for me, but I try to not sound too selfish by showing people that I might talk to everyone, including those who are always avoided in IP.

Nice analysis anyway~

good night faggots :3

>>67342235
thanks for tips senpaitachi~

that's what I was planning to do when I actually get some decent pics of myself. Gonna have to browse the summer folder to find something of nature though

no rush though, I've got plenty of qts currently

writing shit about myself is the hardest though

>>67342464
fait de bonne reve :)

>>67342452
Just to clear it up, I wasn't trying to be rude, just honest you know

I wanted to be a criminal profiler when I was younger, so I took a lot of psychology courses, and there you go - I'm just a cunt now

>>67341996
Oh lawdy

>post profile in thread
>suddenly get 6 extra views
> 2 are quite qt girls
Noping the fuck out of that

>>67342848
Post quite qt girls.

>>67342848
would you kiss /cp/ girls (not traps)???

>>67342907
If you're /fnckingleaf you should be a trap

>>67342906
I feel like it must be a /cp/ fake but sure why not
www.interpals.net/nataliella97
She wants to work on her Spanish, you should probably give her a hand

>>67342995
That's not me

>>67342628
I know that, bro, still would fuck you if I was a white first worlder chick.

>>67343055
>She saw me too.
Why would you not message me? Unless you're Koi8 I would love to make another American friend.

>>67342995
im a fucking leaf

how could i be a trap?

>>67343151
You're Stifler though, right?

>>67343151
You've got the hair and features for it
>>67342628
>To avoid any confusion, I'll add that I'm completely straight. In a "I really don't enjoy penises" kind of way
>I'll be straight, if you wanna hook-up, just be fit, have short hair and daddy issues. Preferably dress like a boy too
Getting mixed messages here Chad
>>67343126
Eh?

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>>67343055
>joined 5 years ago

I doubt it's a fake tbqh.

Hell, I bet it's the burger who's constantly moaning about not having a european bf.

>She wants to work on her Spanish, you should probably give her a hand
O
I AM LAFFIN

I don't speak spic, my dude.