> every fucking day 15 new threads about Russia > not a

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>>67303327
Looks like I am the only Indian wake up right now.

Super Namaste time is incoming

>>67303623
Which 24/7 IT hotline do you work for?

>>67303327
Probably because Russia is and it will be more important to India.

>>67303756
Lol I dont work in call center

>>67303747
Namaste japan

Hey India :3

>>67303856
Hello finny

>>67303878
How are you?

>>67303327
What's to discuss? Girls, food, movies? Weather?

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Where did all the indians go? Come back bros

>>67303978
Fine. Can't sleep and it's already 5 am here

>>67303995
Well we got 500 & 1000 Rupee currency banned and right now it's everywhere

>>67304052
Wat? You mean the 500 and 1000 rupee banknotes are not accepted anymore? Why?

>>67304052
>500 and 100 rupee banned
Why?

Also should I convert into Hinduism? Would I be accepted as a whity or would I be considered a meme?

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>>67304109
>Also should I convert into Hinduism
Why did you thought that it would be a good idea?

Is there any good Bollywood movies or is it all just a meme?

>>67304105
To stop people hoarding illegal money. All the people who didn't pay taxes mostly stored it in form of 500 and 1000 Rupee notes (they are our highest denominations) so it was a bold move. Modi banned them overnight. If you want the money back you have to go to bank to get them exchanged. And all the hoarders would have to exchange the stockpile of cash they have and also pay taxes/penalties upto 200%.

>>67304109
Yes you are free to practice any religion you want I guess. Religion aren't a meme.
How long can you hum 'OM'?

>>67303623

I'd watch her shit in the street.

>>67304234
Just for the sake of it, Russkie. Also people would be asking funny questions.
>>67304316
There was the Lunchbox movie. It was actually quite good.
>>67304336
I haven't tried, but I guess 2 minutes?

>>67304316
It's mostly a meme

>>67304316
There are some actually great ones but I guess you heard them all : 3 idiots,Drishyam,Kahaani etc. I could recommend more if you want

>>67304336
That's one weird move.
>>67304427
>Just for the sake of it, Russkie. Also people would be asking funny questions.
Pekka, converting into certain religion is a responsibility.

>>67304427
Start doing it. It takes nothing and you could just do it before going to bed. Start doing it,really makes an impact.

>>67304456
Haven't heard of those actually.
I'll take a look.

The few Bollywood movies I've watched were pretty silly. Is there such a thing as a Indian noir or horror movies in Bollywood?

>>67304537
Lunchbox? I think I saw it once but I didn't finish it.
No pun intended kek

>>67304577
Yes. There are some pretty scary ones but I'd recommend Raaz (2002 I guess?) That shit really scared me as a child. But its funny to watch now. I'm not a fan of Indian scary movies and of horror movies myself. My last horror was the grudge and fuck all the jump scares in it. Not watching again.

>>67304577
Indians have made some western horror remakes. They're pretty silly though.

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>>67304233
>Britbong posting softcore arab porn

Can't make this up Mohammed

>>67304797
Looks like you watch Bollywood movies. Do Russians closely follow Bollywood? How popular is Bollywood there?

>>67304316
Honestly, don't bother. Their standard is even lower than Hollywood summer flicks.
There are good independent movies out there, but it's a pain to find them.

>>67305031
Bhai bhai

>>67304938
Actually, I'm not. I just saw the reviews.
Bollywood is mostly watched by the older generations, who lived in the Union and remember indian movies in cinema.
There are some Bollywood fan communities on the net and tv channel which shows only indian movies.
As far as I've heard, people from Kazakhstan and neighboring countries like Bollywood too.

>>67304754
Cool, I'll definately check this out

>>67304797
Hmm, I guess that's just the nature of filmmaking in India. I really like learning how different countries handle different genres so I might still google a few.

>>67305031
That's why I'm asking you lads.

>>67305156
What is general consensus about indians there? I'm curious...

>>67305250
There, in Kazakhstan? Probably, friendly.

>>67305228
Haunted (2011) was good too.

>>67305316
I mean in Russia? Are we welcome?

>>67304878
>That is considered softcore in India

>>67305399
Hey Bangladeshi. You speak bangla? Kemon Acho?

I'm an illegal mexican, before im deported I'm going to claim to be Indian and be deported there so I don't end up beheaded in Tijuana.

Which state should I say I'm from?
Are there Catholic churches or homeless shelters in India?

>>67305399
Images of women with uncovered faces is not hardcore porn.

>>67305393
it's russia mate. they hate everyone whose skin is just a bit dark. so probably not.

>>67305504
That's not how it works bro. You'd have to verify identity.

>>67305617
No one cares about your skin if you're specialist

>>67305393
Yes, indians are welcomed.
By the way, it looks like I would have to learn bengali in the near future, since I want to study Naxalbari uprising and related movements. Got any tips?

>>67305703
I'll just say I don't have any ID and was brought here as a child. I've been practicing my shitty and a little racist Indian accent and head bobble.

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>>67305617
>they hate everyone whose skin is just a bit dark
>germany

>>67305764
I work with bengalis. It's a bit hard but I learnt that quickly. I can understand bengali but can't quite speak it fluently forget about writing. I have no idea how hard it will be for you though? There must be some online tutorial.

>>67305798
Where are you from? How did you get yourself in this trouble? I want to know?

>>67306053
> Where are you from?
Small city in Tamaulipas, Mexico
> How did you get yourself in this trouble?
My uncle was a news paper reporter who was saying bad things about cartels many years ago. He was kidnapped and they threatened our entire family so we fled up the US when I was like 3. Been living here illegally since then.

>>67306214
So how old are you now? You can live all these years without getting troubled in the US?

>>67306214
Considering how long it's been, the cartel guys have probably forgotten it by now.
As long as your dad keeps a low profile, you should be good.

>>67306376
I'm 19
Yes it's very easy to be an illegal in the US, or at least, it had been. I dunno if Trump will actually do anything

>>67306469
If he sends all illegal immigrants away from the country, the American state loses 20% of all GDP

>>67306430
It's not even about the initial threat anymore.
The cartels took over the house we used to live in so there's nowhere to go to. Plus unknown young males in Mexican cities have a high probability of getting murdered because they'll think your from a rival cartel.

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>>67303327
PLS STOP MAKING SHITTY TV SERIES AND SPAMMING OUR TV, OKAY? :-DDD

Also, if you could take your gypos back, that will be fabulous

Otherwise, ur cool guys, i was in your embassy here last month

>>67306719
Mexico and Brazil are scary man.

>>67306719
Move to a city/ area that's not filled with gang members.
Surely you have enough savings to rent a place for a few months?

>>67306719
Stay safe bro. Good night.

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>>67303327
udhar ye note ki kunfusion kaise chal raha he, bhaiyyo?

>>67308209
*bhenchodo
>correcting for 4chan parlance

>>67305469
Ami bhalo acchi.
Tumi kemon?

Do Indian men treat tgirls with respect? I want to wear a Sari.

>>67308781
>tgirls
If you look really feminine and can pass as a girl it'll be ok, otherwise you'll just be a foreign hijra.

>>67308875
>>67308781
I always wondered, did tgirls who pass for girls and even hijra ever risk getting sold into some underground niche sex trafficking ring?

>>67308991
>niche sex
AFAIK hijra prostitutes in Dhaka serve homosexuals.

Friendly reminder that dalits are not invited.

>>67303327
> every fucking day 15 new threads about Russia
wut?

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>>67303327

>>67313113
Этo пpaвдa.

>>67313424
хyявдa eбaнa

>>67303623
derp face

>>67304316
ghajini is another,.... a killer with 15 min memory

>>67304456
tom dick and harry is another...blind deaf and mute save the day

>>67305617
heard this that the men maay be racist....But the women seem to love indian guys. Apperntly seen as good husbands thanx to bollywood. naughtynomad and rooshv for confirmation.

>>67308781
trans people arent welcomed in conservative nations unless its thailand

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>tfw sick for the last week and want to go home

I miss hamburgers and spaghetti that doesn't suck.

Also, here's a picture of a monkey at a restaurant.

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>tfw no big-eyed desi gf

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>>67314413

India is your home now

>>67314023
Why are hijris allowed to live then?

>>67314440

I actually did live here for a year. Seventh time in India, too. I've traveled a fair amount outside of South Asia, but this is the first time I've really gotten homesick. Being able to take walk outside without sucking in dust and pollution would be wonderful.

>>67314436

>big-eyed desi gf's birthday
>call at 12:00:05 am

>"arey, yaar! Why you didn't call me at midnight EXACTLY? Don't you even love me, motherfucker? Vinod and Abhilasha called right at 12:00:00am, why you can't do the same?"

Somehow I appreciate Pakis more than I appreciate Indians

>>67314436
Do you have a fetish for brown girls in general?

>>67314464
*hang up on her*
*find another big-eyed desi gf*

>>67314481

>same thing keeps happening in an endless loop for the rest of your life

>>67303995
History.

>>67314413
Where are you from?

>>67314490
How can she Vinod and Abhilasha??

>>67314518
How's history taught in Rus schools?
Where do you start? What areas do you cover?
Are there any political biases in the history books?

>>67316516
Russian history is about wars and kicking invaders out, and wars again.

>>67303327
Why do I wish I was her when I am a straight biological male currently seeing a therapist for gender issues?

>>67316516
>What areas do you cover?
Russia + Europe + Ottoman Empire. The rest of the world is almost never mentioned.

>>67316555
Where does it start though?
Like here we start from Indus Valley Civilisation and move forward to Vedic Republics and so on.

>>67316555
>>67317116
Do you guys have qt ruski gfs?

>>67317130
Spaceships landed on Earth a bit later nuclear wars was unleashed between good guys and human eaters cannibals aliens (jews). Good guys won but lost technology, why good guys won because they are strong.

>>67317222
Who proliferated nuclear technology to the good guys?
Does the NSG know about this?

>>67317273
Who proliferated spaceships to the good guys?
At first place.

>>67317304
Spaceships are easy.
Fissile material and centrifuges are not.

>>67317336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMB2b1yRazc
Old russian battle magic Dragon Slave and his brother Tzar bomba 9000.

>>67317401
>anime

Reported to Kremlin

Why is /desi/ always the most boring general?

Why can't we make new and dank memes like the other guys?

Are we, dare I say it, genetically inferior to others?

>>67317525
Slayer are good of them and have an official russian dub and broadcasting on tv channels.

>>67317552
>Why can't we make new and dank memes
>we
Pakis aren't the same as us. You are superior perso-arabic people.

>>67317552
No neetbux to prevent master memesters from starving to death.

>>67318967
If a brit paki went on holiday to India would any indian qts be in to me?

>>67313997
Hello Pajeet.

gangs of wasseypur is pretty great movie if anyone's still looking

>>67322395
Give me a top quality horror movie.

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WHITE MEN CAN'T COMPETE

HISTORY IS REPEATING ITSELF

EVERYWHERE THE WHITE MAN GOES HE NEEDS SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE AFFIRMATIVE ACTION LAWS TO GIVE WHITES JOBS INSTEAD OF OTHERS

WHITE AUSTRALIA POLICY IN AUSTRALIA, ASIAN EXCLUSION ACT AND JIM CROW LAWS IN USA AND APARTHEID IN SOUTH AFRICA ARE ALL WHITES ONLY AFFIRMATIVE ACTION POLICIES

WHITE MEN NEED SAFE SPACES

MUH FEELING

MUH JERBS

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>>67313093
Freibdly reminder that I'll post cute anime girls anyway

>>67322433
I dont watch horror movies.
They all seem pretty silly.
Some discovery channel documentaries scare the shit out of me much more than any western horror movies do.

>>67308781
We love trains woman

>>67322790

My uncle work trains

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Dr Ray

>>67327281
Who this?

>>67327703
Bhosdi Wala

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Hi boys

>>67330024
hi bb wnt mit me??
my nambar-17147714
handsum 8" IIT boy