Why can't Canada border some place like Australia or NZ?

Nobody would want to be neighbors with you.

>>67302833
you hate chalupas?

>>67302963
literally everyone in the world would though

>>67302833
are you suuuure you'd want to be near us?

America Lite doesn't know how good he has it.

>Commonwealth
>Medicines subsidized by the USA
>No need to maintain a military worth shit
>Lots of interesting TV
>Metric system, health care, and still seen as Europe-like by world

Mapleniggers we love you.

>>67302833
I wish we could relocate you canadians. I'm tired of all your old farts migrating here in the winter amongst our own snow birds. You god damn maple lickers.

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>Canada hates us cuz we're ebil racists
>wants to border Australia

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I DECLARE THAT I LEFT MY BEST FRIEND #CANADA... Because he became very selfish, Proudly, and those who shows me Attitude, I keep them under my foot...... Huh......
Now Mexico is my best friend........... its for information to all

>>67303403
Yeah, electing a guy that will build a wall between you guys is a great gesture of friendship xD

>>67302833
Because Australia and New Zealand are in the middle of the fucking ocean you dumb leaf

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>>67303767

Who said we'd build only one?

And here's a secret: it's not to keep them out. It's to keep us in.

>>67303947
Kek getting too fat huh?

>>67304076
It's to protect you from the niggers