Name THREE things you know about Sri Lanka RIGHT NOW >protip:

>>67289753
Their poo levels aren't as high and this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_Ceylon

>>67289753
The Capital is Colombo, you're not allowed to smoke or take photos, you can't chew those red gums either because the colour stick to the ground and is hard to remove.
The old name is Ceylon, there's two main ethnic groups: the tamil and the sinhalese. Their motherland is UK.

>>67289753
>LTTE
>Capital is Colombo
>South from India in the Indian Ocean

They have a nice flag

>>67289753
They hate us because we helped the LTTE

tea

ceylon
colombo
island

They are buddhists

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Long-range patrol elite special forces

LRP

>>67289753
dutch took it at one point for spices
civil war happened recently
they look like indians

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>>67291227
LRRP

Long-Range Reconnaissance Patrol unit

LRRP is the actual acronym for their name, but I mistaeked it wrong

Brown smelly shit people who need to go back to their brown shithole

>>67289753
Huge and bloody civil war, against Tamil tigers
Buddhist extremists were involved and I remember finding the thought amusing at the time

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>>67289753
Tea
Arthur C. Clarke
Filled with 3-rd tier scum

>>67289753
Used to be called Ceylon.
Speaks Tamil.
Capital is Colombo.

>>67289753
GIB BACK

>>67289753
it's pear shaped
situated off the indian coast
they have special elephants