>go to America >step out of airport >see this >"Well

>>67277934
sorry, i don't speak nigger

>>67277934
Be Boundless

why am i in olkahoma

this will never happen so its useless to even think about

>>67277934
I wish more of the country were like that

>>67277934
> "Bueno, guapa, mira, mira, starvin '¿Por qué no saltas en un vagón de mah y nos arruinamos un poco de grub Hope ya como grits y possum Cornbread también si y'play Yer tarjetas de derecho Mama kookier que Un perro de las praderas de tres patas, ¡pero no sé cómo fijar una media cena! Tal vez más tarde podremos hacer saltar a la parrilla con el Bushmaster de mi mamá, ¿cómo está ese sonido, dulzura?

>>67278010
CHI

>>67277934
Honestly love, I ain't got a fucking hint of a scooby what you just been flappin' your gums about there but mate, you oughta have a butcher's at your top there 'cause it looks like you're tryna smuggle the fucking Mitchell brothers past the fucking border innit haha

>>67277934
>What say you?
Kiss her qt lips.)

>>67277934
Y-you too

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>>67277934
*teleports behind her*
Sorry ma'am....
*unsheathes katana*
But I only date....
*cuts her in two*
2D women.

>>67277934
Out of my face you fucking Trump voter

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>>67278291
Sweden, yes!

Ummm, yeehaaw?

>>67278368
Sweden really is a fucking dystopia.

>>67277934
I'm sorry miss but my wife will get jealous.
Great tits tho.

>>67278368
>protestant """""""""christians"""""""""

>>67279021
Protestantism isn't really a religion, it's just a philosophy.

>>67277941
>cyka blyat

>>67278255
*dramatic lens flare ensues*

>>67277934
HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND ON THOSE

THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE ROCK HARD

>>67277934

I force myself to resist temptation to poke the tit with a pencil to see if it pops

>>67278368
link or it didn't happen

>inb4 theonion.com

>>67277934
Sounds good desu, let's go.

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>>67277934
>shove her out of the fucking way
outta the fuckin way dix-tard, proud northerner coming through. I don't associate with your "kind"

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>>67277934

>>67280256
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/10/05/worlds-first-lesbian-bishop-calls-church-remove-crosses-install-muslim-prayer-space/

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>>67281457
This looks like a bad joke.

But even so

>mfw

>>67277934
>be me traveling to Miami USA, 2012
>On plane, italian people infront of me talking load and flameboyant hands everywhere.
>Land in the airport
>Guard asks me tons of questions what i am doing there staring into my eyes to see if i shiver etc
>Inside the airport alot of people with cowboy hats etc
>fat women running around with their bags to catch flights
>walk outside and see cars which look low quality wheels and metals etc
Is it like this everywhere in USA?

>>67277934
That sounds delightful.

You're still a yank though.

>>67278255
R A R E
A
R
E

>>67277934
>Those tits
Disgusting

>>67277941
This is how Southerners talk regardless of race.

>>67286059
shit taste ngl, but the bra placement is triggering