So you're in the patagonia argentina and this guy slaps

I start dancing malambo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XBTtTO5R-8

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BIG GAUCHO COCK

>>67255030
Punch his nigger face and let my gf rape him with her feminine boyclit

>>67255030
Isn't that the dude from the Gas Monkey show?

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>>67261768
it's his grandpa

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bump

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Chilean gaucho best gaucho

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>>67255030
I challenge him to a tango dance off in the street.
Then I lose because I have no idea how to dance tango.

>>67266385

qué son esas torres de la derecha?

>>67266418

Gauchos don't dance Tango

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Tell me about gauchos, why do they wear hats

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>>67255030
Hack his arm off with my knife.

>>67264884
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>>67266385
>tfw drink yerba mate now

shits great

>>67255030
Take the motherfucker out, y'all argies ain't got shit on me

Give him more Patagonia

>>67255030
Tiro minha pilcha e parto para cima.
Aqui é RS pora!

>>67262004
>Richard Rawlings' Salary. $50 Thousand Per Episode.

>"So I needed to make sure the guys down at the shop new how important this was"
>Cut to garage
>"So guys, how's the motor coming along?"
>Stands around while people work and explain the problems to him
>"Alright, well we're on a deadline so we need this done by Friday!"
>Cut away to Richard talking directly to the camera
>"The guys feel the pressure but we need this car done by Friday"
>Goes to look at another car
>Every episode

I walk in on my dad watching this all the time

>>67266600

delet

>>67255030
slap his face with my taíno dick

>>67266511
Rain while riding a horse is horrible.
Also, Europeans are not born to handle Pampas sun.

>>67266453
El Arco de Córdoba

>>67266658
That's a big knife.

>>67267004
pa' usted

>>67266543
y-you too?

what the hell is happening?

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>>67266418
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>>67266568
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>>67266652
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>67255030
is that bob from the hateful eight

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>>67266418
wanna learn?

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>>67270659
You don't get to bring friends

>>67255030
Use my sick bolo skills to neutralize him.

>>67269384
I heard that mate became pretty popular between hipsters in usa. Not calling that anon a hipster tho.

>>67266543
HIPSTER!

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>>67255030
I challenge he to a deadly payada

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>>67271058
bring it on

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>>67271178
Escuchemé, no se me haga el valeroso
Sé que a ud le encanta la empanada,
Siga el sabio consejo, tenga mucho cuidado
por favor no se me coma la carnada!

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>>67255030
Annex Uruguay again as payback

>>67255030

call him a nigger and put him in the cotton field

>>67271308
yo no actuo valeroso
porque ya el valor lo traigo en las venas
y con solo mirarlo a la cara
es facil darse cuenta
de que usted no vale nada

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>>67271368
good one anon you win

>>67271634
ahora la ronda de caña se la paga usté, chamigo
salú

>>67259149
That's the most fernando martinez thing i've ever seen

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>>67272066
you have a problem with that?