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>Brexit happened
>AfD destroys Merkel
>Trump becomes president
>Holy shit what
>Nobody expected this to happen
>The people are excited as f
>The world is shaking as a physical wave of nationalism pours accross the world, affecting literally every country ever
>The ground of Gallipoli shakes as Atatürk's spirit descends from the sky with 10000 ghostly warriors
>Moscow gets trapped in a fiery whirlwind, surrounded by walls of flame as the noble form of Tzar Alexander I retakes the Kremlin
>Dawn breaks in Japan as the figure of Oda Nobunaga is projected onto the sky by the light of the sun
>Farage is possessed by Oswald Mosley as he jails both Labour and Tories and makes Prince Philip the rightful owner of the throne
>Golden Dawn literally becomes a ball of divine light and sweeps accross Greece and the Balcans, burning gypsies alive in a purifying light
>Giant gears begin to roll over Berlin as the smell of diesel appears under everyone's noses: Merkel looks out the window and sees the moustached saviour of the German people, riding atop a mechanic horse with the wings of the Valkyries themselves, screaming his lungs out in condemnation of her actions
>In Hungary, the revived István and Árpád resolve their differences
>In Spain, Franco
>In Mongolia, Cengiz Khan
>In France, Napoleon
>In Estonia, Lembitu of Sakala
>In Sweden, Gustafus Adolphus chokes on a black dick
>Finland still waiting for its turn
>All hope seems to have been lost
[pt. 1]
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>Wait
>Do you hear that?
>Omg it's the entire lot
>All Finns accross the nation, Karelia, Lapland, Uusimaa, Savonia, Tavastia etc etc all raise their heads towards the sky
>IT'S A FUCKING CARAVAN
>A LITERAL FUCKING CARAVAN OF GIGANTIC WHITE HORSES SHIMMERING WITH THE BURNING ORANGE LIGHT OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN APPEAR FROM BEHIND THE CLOUDS
>IT'S THE WHOLE GANG
>MANNERHEIM, THE GRAND FIELD MARSHAL
>PAAVO TALVELA, FINLAND'S GREATEST GENERAL AND VETERAN OF THE KINDRED WARS, THE CIVIL WAR, THE WINTER WAR AND THE CONTINUATION WAR
>MATTI KURKI, A FOLKHERO OF OLD LEGEND
>PAAVO SUSITAIVAL AND ELIAS SIMOJOKI, THE SEXY FASCIST DUO
>GENERAL KURT WALLENIUS
>THE ETERNAL PRESIDENT URHO KEKKONEN
>MY GOD
>COULD IT BE
>IT'S FUCKING VÄINÄMÖINEN
>THE OLD SHAMAN AND KING OF ALL FINNISH PEOPLES
>HIS MAJESTIC BEARD FLUTTERING IN THE WIND
>HE'S SPEARHEADING THE CHARGE TO GLORY
>SUDDENLY HE TAKES OUT HIS SWORD
>NO WAY
>HE SWINGS IT INTO THE CRUST OF THE EARTH AND PIERCES THE MANTLE, LAVA FLYING ALL AROUND
>THE TRUE FINNS PARTY IS HOLDING A JOINT MASTURBATION SESSION AT THE SIGHT
>HE STICKS IT IN AND BEGINS CARVING AGAINST THE EARTH
>HOLY FUCK
>HE CARVES OUT ALL OF THE URALIC TERRITORIES INTO ONE SINGLE LAND MASS
>FROM THE FUCKING TORNEDALE VALLEY TO THE VOLGA TO THE URAL MOUNTAINS
>THE UNIFIED MASS BEGINS TO LEVITATE OFF THE EARTH
>MOST FINNS HAVE ALREADY CUM WITH THE FURY OF A MILLION SUNS
>THE WOMEN ARE ALL THROWING THEMSELVES AT HIM
>FINALLY, A URALIC HOMELAND HAS BEEN FORMED FROM THE ANCIENT EARTH AND IS FLOATING TOWARDS THE SKY
>A CASTLE AND HOME FOR ALL FINNO-UGRIC PEOPLES
>ARPÁD AND ISTVÁN'S HORSES ARRIVE, DRAGGING HUNGARY TOWARDS THE NEW CONTINENT IN THE HEAVENS
>CENGHIZ AND TIMUR SUMMON TENGRI AS THE ENTIRE EURASIAN PLATEAU BEGINS FLOATING WITH THE URALIC HOMELAND, SIDE BY SIDE
>IS THERE NO END TO THIS?
>ANOTHER CRACK IN THE SKY
[pt. 2]
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>IT'S THE URALIC GANG
>PURGAZ OF THE ERZYA, PURESH OF THE MOKSHA, OSH PANDOSH OF THE MARI, THE LIST GOES ON AND ON
>THEY ALL JOIN VÄINÄMÖINEN AS THEY COLLECT THE SPIRITS OF ALL FINNO-UGRICS AND CARRY THEM ONTO THEIR NEW PARADISE
>I FINALLY RELEASE
>MY CUM COVERS THE ENTIRE GLOBE IN STICKY AND PURE SEED WHICH WILL FEED THE NEW GENERATIONS OF THE WORLD
>I PASS AWAY FROM PURE JOY
>FEELS GOOD MAN
[pt. 3]
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so this is the fabled finns autism /int/ keep blabbering about
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>>67226280
>>MANNERHEIM, THE GRAND FIELD MARSHAL
Also a Fennoswede kek
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>RUSSIA WE ARE COMING TO TAKE OUR LAND BACK
>SWEDEN BELONGS TO FINLAND
>FUCK POLAND
>AUSTRALIA LOST WAR AGAINST EMUS
>GERMANY IS MUSLIM COUNTRY
>FINLAND WILL RULE THE WORLD BE AFRAID WORLD BE VERY AFRAID
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>>67226265
>AfD destroys Merkel
Stopped being realistic right there.
t. cuck pro
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>>67227515
>>SWEDEN BELONGS TO FINLAND
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@67226265
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>>67227161
No he wasn't, he was a Swedish-speaking Finn.
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>>67227916
no, he really was a Fennoswede
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>>67228072
No, he identified as a Finn and never in his life labelled himself a Swede. Also his family wasn't even of Swedish origin, like most Fennoswedes his family switched languages to advance in society.
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Pinochet revival when?
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