>mfw the US is getting a first lady that can speak Slovene

>>67183623
I think I read that one of Trump's sons speaks fluent Czech because of his maternal grandmother.

KEKec

>>67183623

Slovenia US statehood when?

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MRW the first lady will be Slavoj Zizek's cousin

>>67183623
>being proud that one of your gold digger women is getting railed by a fat old rich foreigner
what a cuck

>>67183769
All older Trump kids speak fluent Czech because their mother is pure Czech

MAKE SLOVENIA GREAT AGAIN

>>67183991
And yet, American-Slovenian relations will be wonderful under a Trump presidency.

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>slavs in the white house

very nice

>>67184096
It's not like Slovenia is threatened by someone or needs American protection like the Baltic States do so I don't see how that is relevant.
Unless you think a state visit with some nice words has some kind of magical beneficial effect for countries.

>>67183991
She's an ex-model and a proud, independent womyn who pulled herself up by her bootstraps before selflessly taking on the heavy load of being Mother to the American Nation, you Scheissfuerst!

>>67184275
It'll certainly boost our international visibility and get us more tourismbux.

>>67184275
Melania has made Trump into a Manchurian candidate for the benefit of the Slovene empire

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>>67184634
SOON

>>67184981
I can't believe this man, he is a hero! Looking after Slovenia's fertility rate (since his kids by Melania will undoubtedly move here with their cash monies once Melanija grows old) mere minutes before his election victory!

>>67184981
Grabbing that puss I bet