/faroese/ /icelandic/ What happens if you are in emergency?

>>67151715
Good question

>>67151801
bump bump bump

I wonder if they become broke after hospitatlity offered just like americans.

>>67151715
If you can drive, it will never take longer than 30 minutes. If on a little island the helicopter will fly.

>>67152379
okay 30 min seems a little late but its on the borderline.

now lets talk about the cost and welfare?
and how good the hospitals are? are they located in the capital?

>>67152637
It doesn't cost anything to go to the hospital.
there are 3 hospitals, one in the northern islands, one on the south island and one in middle, the capital.
The standards are comparable to the other nordics, but they are small, so if some specialist operation is necessary you get a free flight to the imperal hospital in denmark

>>67153894
>if some specialist operation is necessary you get a free flight to the imperal hospital in denmark

But you are much closer to Bergen, Norway than the danish pigfarms. Why fly there?

>>67153894
can they cure my hemorrhoids in the middle island? or they don't have the expertise?

>>67154432
시발련아

>>67154440
>시발련아
нeпpoтивoкoнcтитyциoнcтвyвaтeлcтвyвaйтe

>>67154340
Danish cucked Island according to Wikipedia.
You should have found oil/gas eariler and become rich enough to indirectly annex him.

>>67154340
the danish taxpayer is willing to bring us there. But maybe one day with better cooperation between nordic countries it will be, we go to norway instead.
>>67154432
yes easy it's a simple procedure.

>>67151715
I doubt they have any issue considering one of the less populated regions in Europe is in Spain (8 people per sq. km) and they don't have to go to Madrid and we have many towns in the mountain that get isolated for some weeks during winter.

>>67154953
it's a chronic condition for him because his anal sex and get internal haemorrhoid.

>>67155046
that is a problemo pedro..

>>67154432

You do know that in most cases they just cut them out of you, right?

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>>67157069
South Koreans have so small penises, that they can't even be gay.
>>67157117
I am trying to avoid the scalpel, thanks for reminding me.

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>>67157467
we do have relatively small dicks but that thing is a joke.

gluee this to your ass hungarian gay horse.

There are three hospitals, one in Suðuroy, one in Tórshavn and one in Klaksvík. You get transported to the closest one. If you live on Skúgvoy (or any island without a tunnel connection), the helicopter transports you to the closest hospital. If you live in Kalsoy, you go to Klaksvík, etc.

>>67159508
Thanks for detail in location names. But the guy explained above very well.

Why Ísland and Foroyar in particular?

>>67154432
What kind of hemorrhoids?

>>67159775
Internal. Very big.

>>67159764
Because your countries are quite cute and interesting unlike other European nations.
I saw the flag today for the first time. so I started the thread.

>>67159911
Aw shit mate, that aint good. I used to have hemorrhoids but i put some salva on it and it dried up and fell off one day. The salva burned my asshole so hard it went numb so i couldnt feel the hemorrhoid.

>>67160103
Tell that to our president, she could buy that method.

>>67159982
>interesting
lol how

>>67157114
It isn't, Akira. We have one of the longest life expectancies in the world.

>>67160224
Yeah but the thing is it is only if you flexible enough to put your finger up in your ass and smear it around in there, for someone her age she might need assistance.

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>Literally tiny islands with fully paved roads and city hospitals
Oh wow it must really be tough for you

>>67160290

>Akira

3/10

>>67157467
Gaybos statistically have huge cocks, have you seen that Chris Crocker's shit shovel?

>>67152637
I'm in Norway and live 45 minutes from the nearest hospital

>>67160287
I was triggered by just the nature itself, it's so different to what I have experienced whole life.
+relatively unexplored european natione (though Iceland is flagged by Korean recently)
+im not good meeting people

Other than that, nothing. Your housing and architecture look cool but I'm not so impressed.

>>67160692
I see you are living in the wrong place for that point.

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>vit mangla eitt ungt umboð í býráðnum

>>67160893
tráin 4 prez

>>67161024
Tráin hevur mist tráðin X-D

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>>67160893
>tkt fari ongantíð at verða partur av ungdómsbýráðið

>>67161443
ungdómsbýráðnum*
orsaka heilagar orðabokur

>>67160528
t. Lil Dong

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>>67161443
>tft tú fert aldrin at verða ungdómspolitikari og mogga genturnar allar í býnum

eg seti X við Framsókn, tí eg vil ikki hava at ballið endar

>>67151715
I go to the hospital
t. coworker slipped and smashed his leg on farm machinery and I drove him 15 mins to the hospital
and when I say smashed his bone was sticking out

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Only the strong survive

>>67161747
Nice flag Thor

How is he now?

and what do say about the welfare in general?
and not from your personal pov, i would thank you if you can tell me about the ... accessbility to it for the whole population.

dsu.. say there is a very bad snowstorm!

>>67161739
týpiskur liberalur hugburður. Komin upp úr helviti saman við nihilismu, gudloysi, kapitalismu og feminismu.
>eg, eg, eg vil
fleiri í samfelagnum eru veik og hava rúsdrekkatrupulleikar. Tað snýr seg ikki um at maksimera rúsdrekkanýtslu, men at optimera hana. Rúsan er ein fín loysn. Vit sum tjóð hava nakrar hogtíðir sum vit mugu halda. Tað má vera skil í galskapinum.

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>>67161739
>kona frá framsókn spyr ein bólk at næmingum um tey fara at stemma framsókn
>oll siga nei

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>>67161909
He was back to work next week
dont think its problem unless you live in somewhere like patreksfjörður

If there is snowstorm I just call my lad that would pick up in cruise on 46" tires
We have search and rescue teams that do this

>>67161739
>Framsókn
aumingja flokkur

>>67162042
Eg minnist í svf 1. sept spurdi verturin ein útróðrarmann, hvonn hann hevði valt. So sigur útróðrarmaðurin "nei, tað skal eg ikki úttala meg um" og tað er togn í eini 10 sek. Alt ov persónligur spurningur at spyrja.

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>>67162235
Það er mjög skrýtið að lesa Færeysku

>>67161992
galskapurin steðgar ikki tá skonkjustöðini lata aftur, hann verður bara fluttur innan í privat hús ístaðin. Nógv betri loysn at hava öll í miðbýnum til tey verða móð.
>>67162042
tað eru bara ung ið velja framsókn.

>>67162362
satt

>>67162376
>tað eru bara ung ið velja framsókn.
ikki hesu ferð

upp

jæja strákar á mar ekki að fá sér eina lummu

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You have to learn how to take car of yuoreself.
Is like a life philosophy

>>67164996
fuck off anime posting pussyboi

>>67165095
He lives right next door go beat him up

>>67164996
Same happens on Africa.

Iceland confirmed for european africa.

>>67165159
calling my debt collector lads

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>>67165095
>>67165159
>>67165265
>>67165336
dumb bully posters

>>67165522
Where do you live?

>>67165522
I'll bully your boypucci

>>67165522
Seriously, that concept is cliched. you just like being famous on this board. that's pathetic. you know you don't fit here though you are a nice person outside, i know you are dick scratching your balls and smelling your fingers.

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>>67165629
Her boipucci is mine fucc off >~<

>>67165336
debt collector in iceland would be driving 46" tires equipped cars, *smacking on lips*.
Thinking where he would dump the target because there are so many fun spots.

>>67165880
I actually know one and he drives an E46 BMW

>>67165955
you joking man..
are you serious

>>67166082
100% serious
guess what I also know a dealer he drives a really nice chevy pickup

>>67166148
nice inggimarson

>>67166148
>everyone knows who the criminals are
>no political will to just exile them to vinland or wherever
disappoint

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-3aOW0a1s
>þegar maður er alveg blekkaður með strákunum að syngja í rútu
>when you are drunk asf with the lads in a bus singing together

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>>67165522
Reminder.

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>>67167280

>>67162183
>patreksfjörður
Spítalinn á Patró er ekkert alslæmur miðað við það sem ég hef heyrt. Á nokkra vini þarna í kring.
Einn braut á sér hendina og tapaði part af putta í keðjuna á fjórhólinu sínu, þeir sáu um það allt fyrir Vestan.

>>67162183
Patreksfjörður actually has a fairly good hospital that can tend to most dire needs and services the nearby communities such as Tálknafjörður and Bíldudalur.

>>67171462
>>67171779
Naunau
Ég þarf að læra meira um þessa blessuði vestfirði

Tekk landan með mér í skólan á mrg ef trump vinur nenni ekki þessum heim ef clinton tekur þetta

Átti afmæli í gær strákar

>>67171953
*ef trump vinnur ekki

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>>67160480
>fully paved

>>67172028
Svona vegi tekur maður á góði ferð á subaru væni minn

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>>67171886
Best geymda leyndarmál þessa lands.
Meira að segja hægt að ferðast þarna um á sumrin án þess að drukkna í umferð og túristum.

>>67172231
Ætli maður skelli sér ekki ef allt sumarið fer ekki í vinnu

>>67172080
Þurfti oft að þola verra á Daihatsu Charade í den. Furðulegt hvað sú litla tík gat drifið og driftað.

det vardur enur massur avur isländur i trådendur

>>67172231
>Meira að segja hægt að ferðast þarna um á sumrin án þess að drukkna í umferð og túristum.
Fyrir utan ef að þú ætlar út á Látrabjarg. Skítavegir alla leið frá Skápadal inn að Hvallátrum.

Island <3

>>67172337
Spikað gamli

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>>67160828
If where he lives is like the UK, it is up to the dispatcher to decide who should meet you and how you should be transported

The bicycle, motorbike and car will meet you if they're closer than an ambulance. They're fully trained paramedics but can't transport patients to hospitals for obvious reasons.

Helicopters are usually used in situations like serious car crashes or if it's in a remote area.

>>67171953
>þegar enginn segir til hamingju
Kms

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>>67171953
>>67172883
Tillukku við degnum í gjár
<3

>>67173033
Takk fyrir frændi!

Upp

>>67151715
why it's a cum stain in that flag? lmao

>>67185189
that's iceland