>Your country Analyze this position for black. Your work

assuming its white turn, you're pretty much fucked fum

>>67139410
*teleports behind your king*
heh, nothin personell kid.
*splits him in half with m'dick*

queen c8 check, take black rook, if black captures bishop you're still slightly ahead

W Queen to C-8

Checkmate

White wins

>>67139494
i lied thats just checkmate

>>67139494
queen c8 is a mate fum

flip the board

just flip it

You're fucked real good

>>67139528
like i flip ur mom

>>67139410
White Queen to C8
Checkmate

>>67139528
flip your flag first

>>67139657
Though if it's black's turn, move the king to D8

>>67139704
Nah, look, the bishop can go to A5

>>67139791
....

>>67139791
And then the pawn can go to B6 and be covered by another pawn.

>>67139887
Oh yeah, not bad, didn't see this one. My chess game is rusty apparently.

>>67139887
bishop move would be illegal in the first place.
its pinned by the queen

>>67139913
And I am renowned amongst my group of friends for being shit at chess too.

>>67139923
Oh yeah, that too.

>>67139936
The last time I played chest was against the Microsoft Vista AI in 2007 and I lost, so it could be worse

Who the fuck does this noob think he's lecturing in chess

>>67139987
whoops, chess

>>67139987
The computer is fucking hard anon
The computer never misses a thing, that's how I usually win my games is when my opponent misses something .

That said I did get the computer down to a stalemate once.

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>>67139410
>blacks have a king piece
WE

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>>67140852
>have black African friend that I play chess with every second day at uni
>he's so friendly that he's unhateable
>he says "anon, do want to be black or white?"

>>67139410
why is the legal move for black pawn shown in reverse direction?

>I'm an autist, yes.

>>67140037
>if you are relying on your opponent to miss a move, you are playing chess wrong

>>67141678
Maybe it's the last move

>>67139410
I'd move the black pawn to d3.

>>67141999
>king takes pawn
wow, good job

>>67142076
Queen to a3.

>>67142096
king back to E2
lost one pawn and nothing else changed

>>67142126
Hmmm, that's true.

>>67139410
REPORT
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Your fucked, senpai