Which is better? Australia or New Zealand I think NZ

same thing

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Kiwis are basically civilized Australians.

>>67131720
Unlike you

I think Australia is the better country.

>>67131492
British cuckery #1 or British cuckery #2
Incoherent english #1 or incoherent english #2
Tough choice desu

>>67131492
>I think NZ is closer to the UK

I agree, NZ is worse.

I like Australia.

Regardless of the cuck stamp, they valiantly put their foot down and are NOT British, but instead cooler and better.

>>67131603
ahahahhaha and the pope's protestant aye?

New Zealand is a PG-13 Australia

In a good way

>nz so mysterious to /int/ that they make a lot of retarded speculation threads about them

bit silly, really

Both are okay, but I like Australia better. No earthquakes plus slightly less isolated from the rest of the world.

australia is more american like than british like. NZ has not been fully YANK'D yet.

>>67131919
I honestly don't know shit about NZ.
I know more about the inner workings of Australia than I do about the kiwis.
Are they magical as the legends say?

Australia = binge drinking, kangaroos and beaches
NZ = binge drinking, dude weed lmao and depression

>>67131925
>>67131944
we're unironically the same people. they just have autonomy

NZ has better nature but the people are uglier.

>>67131962
ah yes signing up my vacation to australia right now

>tfw church, dude DRY COUNTIES LMAO NO ALCOHOL, and depression (plus obesity)
tbqh anything sounds better

>>67131812
Yeah, it's basically an objective fact that we kept the good parts of British culture, got rid of the shit parts and made the whole thing better.

>>67131962
Accurate tbqfhwyf

>>67131951
well actually now that i think about it
>>67131962
is probably right they don't have the reputation for being cheerful like we do (which is bogus)

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>>67132000
>000
t-trips of painful truth heh

NZ accents a cute!

>>67131962
Leegind bru

>>67132034
I hear they're looking for prime Swedish boipucci down there.
Go get 'em, tiger.

>>67132050
I don't really understand why everyone thinks our accent is strong, it sounds fairly neutral imo

>>67132067
if he was a tiger he'd lunge ass first

>>67132067
I was in wanaka (a ski town) this winter and unironically every second person at the supermarket was a nordic tourist

>>67132074

lol

>>67132074
It's like a gentle Saffer accent

>>67132102
Must be nice for them to get away from their frozen shithole, honestly.
Or maybe just away from the migrant legions.

>>67132074
I know the feeling. I'm not sure what accent I naturally have, but if I meet anyone from anywhere else, even in America, they know instantly where I'm from in America.

>>67132128
saffers sound waay different, its just that we both pronounce 'o' as 'oo'

NZ is basically a cross between a shittier version of Finland and a shittier version of Australia with the Geography of Japan, Chile and Argentina.

Australia is basically what happens if the US/UK landed on a hostile alien planet

>>67132067
Noice.

>>67132154
>leaving a frozen shithole to go to another frozen shithole

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>>67132181
>Australia is basically what happens if the US/UK landed on a hostile alien planet
almost spit out my vodka

Who would win in a fight

A Maori or an Abo

>>67132181
>Australia is basically what happens if the US/UK landed on a hostile alien planet
fun news in my town actually. the brown snake population exploded so now you need to watch everywhere you step in your backyard.

i fucking hate the wildlife here i'd rather have bears and other large predators

>>67132154
>>67132074
Oh, forgot to add, when I talk to people where I live, they usually think I come from the Northern midwest (where my parents are from).
I'm a mutt in accents and in my yuropeen hurritage.
Such is life in America.

>>67132253
Well, they gotta adjust first. You can take a burger out of his country but you can't take him out of his mart.

>>67132324
A maori easily. Abos are scrawny fucks.

>>67132324
i'd chalk the entire thing up to who was the most sober at the time

>>67132358
I thought that they were obese as fuck because they're poorly adjusted to western food

>>67132074
New Zealanders are to Australia what Newfies are to Canada.

>>67132324
>>67132373
What is with natives and alcoholism?
Here in America the injuns (read: Native Americans) are pretty much stereotyped as alcoholics who live on their reservations and sometimes run casinos.

It's sort of sad, tbqh.

Are Maori's thugs?

I always imagined them to be quite lovable

>>67132383
A lot of them get fat with age, but when I lived in Darwin most of them I saw around were skinny like Ethiopians. But then they were generally sleeping in the long grass and not in cushy government provided housing.

>>67132413
They didn't evolve alongside alcohol like we did

>>67132403
newfies literally sound like irishmen to me
I don't think I could tell the difference even if I tried

>>67132423
in the far north they are because theres fuck all work

In the south island they're rich as fuck because they basically own the fisheries industry

>>67132423
50/50
You could find a good laugh with one or get a bottle to dome.
Depends where they're from.

>>67132479
i actually really like their tattoos, even the facial ones

not considering getting one for myself obviously will probably get clubbed by one

>>67132532
pretty sure they're done by hand by a special tribal tattooist, and they wouldn't do you unless you're a part of the tribe

>>67132532
also
>tfw our natives are so fucking pathetic that there's literally nothing distinct about them to enjoy or like

inb4 we destroyed it all, torres strait got an easy run and it still has no culture at all except for hunter gatherer style fishing

I vote for kiwi
At least there's no poisonous spider.
People in both country are very nice. Aussies are more open though

>>67132569
damn. tattoos with no cultural significance feel so tacky

>>67132581
It's still weird to me how Kiwis adopted Maori culture, like using their mottos and doing the haka and shit. It just looks ridiculous. I'd fell like a spastic doing a corroboree.

Kiwibros, how do you justify skinny white guys doing the haka? Do you think it is intimidating?

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>>67132646
>I'd fell like a spastic doing a corroboree.
makes me laugh thinking about it.

>>67132646
the haka is just a pre-rugby game thing
and I don't know any maori mottos aside from how to say hi and counting to 5
I'm pretty sure Aussie posters just exaggerate
this stuff to make us seem like a white guilt shithole

>>67131944
>australia is more american like than british like
fuck off seppo cunt

My image of New Zealand has been entirely shaped by things with Bret McKenzie in them; the LotR trilogy and Flight of the Conchords.

I'm gonna go with the kiwis.

>>67132709
you are though, like everythings bigger and newer than in NZ

first time I went in a building higher than 5 stories was in Brisbane

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>>67131812
>they valiantly put their foot down and are NOT British, but instead cooler and better.

They sure import a lot of Brits.

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>>67132749
>first time I went in a building higher than 5 stories was in Brisbane

>>67132735
>My image of New Zealand has been entirely shaped by things with Bret McKenzie in them; the LotR trilogy and Flight of the Conchords.

damn, laser accuracy here

>>67132034
Fush and chups.

desu i literally cannot understand american accents lads

>>67132705
But our footballers don't do dumb Aborigine dances before matches, and I can't say anything in Aborigine language, so by that measure New Zealand is much worse off. Not to mention you've got a literal cuck clause in your constitution.

>>67132762
Yeah because Poms are aware that the UK is actually kind of shit, then they willingly come out here to get AUSSIE'D

>>67132790
Aussies are just suntanned Brits with funny regional accents.

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>>67132788
>a literal cuck clause in your constitution.
You're going to have to explain that one.

>>67132788
the only thing i don't like about the haka is the tiem it takes up, i don't think it has any wider implications like you're saying lol

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>>67132762
>brits LEAVE England for AUSTRALIA
CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP

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NZ needs to keep importing us. NZ has the superior flag too.

Red stars >>> white stars

>>67132822
we have 5 seats in parliament for the largest maori tribes

that's it

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>>67132829
>this is news to an American that Brits colonised the world and continue to do so

>>67132813
Well most Brits are very sarcastic chumps and to be quite honest,they're pretty depressed bunch of people.

Always talk the worst things in life instead, I didn't what happen over there but please stop with bringing everyone down will ya

>>67132838
Honestly, I didn't even realise NZ posters were a thing on /int/. I just assumed they were aussies until I had a closer look at the flag. It literally took me a year.

I blame my 1440p screen.

>>67132813
>Aussies are just suntanned Brits
>implying

All the Aussie cities are overrun with wogs

Whenever an Aussie on /int/ says or implies he's white I assume his surname ends with something like Fanucci/Fonopolous/Filipovic

NZ is a better place definitely move there instead

Australia sucks very badly, just very bad place.

NZ is roomy, and nice, and has like mountains or some shit. Go there not here

>>67132894
That's disappointing. I was almost hoping for a LITERAL literal cuck clause; that would have been hilarious.

>>67132971
like state sactioned interracial breeding grounds?

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>>67132903
>we almost have as many brits as britain itself
Superior American Cock.

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>>67132989
I'm not sure exactly what I expected; I just wanted it to be funny.

>>67133002
""""""""""""""""""""brits"""""""""""""""""

two irrelevant places

who literally cares

>>67133037
heaps of people apparently

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>>67133030
You're right, the American influence is hard to overcome.
Soon the entire world will be Americanized.
heh... all according to keikaku

>>67133017
take it easy on yourself m8

>>67133064
heaps of virgin autists

stay irrelevant

>>67133093
rood I like brasil

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>>67133037
>>67133093
Get out. Only Portugal is allowed in here.

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>>67133093
*check flag*

*check post*

*check flag*

*check post*

*check flag*

*check post*

>>67132822
>>67132894
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Waitangi

>>67133002
We all know you girls love a good, "ow rite lav"

>>67133139
enter the list of 10 richest countries and get one world cup and one olympics in a row then you can talk to me

>>67133152
>The Treaty of Waitangi (Māori: Tiriti o Waitangi) is a treaty first signed on 6 February 1840 by representatives of the British Crown and various Māori chiefs from the North Island of New Zealand. It resulted in the declaration of British sovereignty over New Zealand by Lieutenant Governor William Hobson in May 1840.

ah yes truly a nation of cuckholds

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>>67133182

>>67133194
>recognised Māori ownership of their lands, forests and other properties, and gave the Māori the rights of British subjects

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>>67133182
want to know how i didn't know any of that?

except for the olympics because athletes got robbed?

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>>67133037
Says the South American

>>67133153
It's true.
They have shit taste, unfortunately.
Luckily brit accents are easy to fake.

>>67133244
kek

talk to me maybe in kangaroo jack 2
>>67133256
says the... oceanic? wtf? is this even a word hahaha where's it again

>>67133281
>be south american
>literally nobody in the world cares about you except america
>you are literally america's bitch

Can't imagine it desu.

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>>67133182
>he couldn't even beat China

>>67133314
literally the whole world cared about us for 5 straight years wtf?
>>67133326
kek are you cucking yourself to them? I thought they were the ones who had your flag in theirs

>>67133349
>literally the whole world cared about us for 5 straight years wtf?

I actually have no idea what you're talking about. Which 5 years? Why?

>>67133326
muh per capita to be quite honest

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>>67133376
My kiwifu

>>67133374
don't they have TV and internet there? oh...
>>67133376
>implying i'm not the son of some famous politician and i'm not in some deserted beach on new fancy

>>67133414
>that guy casually catching the pole at the end

>>67133421
>don't they have TV and internet there? oh...
We do, you just never make it. I understand that you had the olympics, but it was hilarious and all it did was reinforce the memes. And we'd already had the olympics twice by 2000.

Fact is, Brazil is irrelevant to anything except North/South America.

>>67133452
turkey was pretty relevant some time ago too haha

get some more billions on your gdp then we can talk, kid

>>67133504
You're literally only three places above us with your massive population and our tiny one, and have an appalling HDI. Your country is a meme.

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>>67133271
>Luckily brit accents are easy to fake
>Yanks have to impersonate us superior brits to get any pussy
lmaoing at ur """"""""""""""""""""""""life""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" mate

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>>67132838
Cunt

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>>67131492

1. aussie men

2. left wing kiwis (left wing in the terms of conservative)

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Now, when Italians meet, they all go crazy
The folks all like to hug each other, too
The Yanks invented "Hi!" and "see ya later"
While the Pommie will shake your hand and say,
"how do you do?"
Now watch out for a Frenchman, for he'll kiss yer
The Spaniards go for "Hola!" and "Ole!"
But in the land of the cockatoo
Cork hats and the didgeridoo
When you meet an Aussie, ten-to-one,
here's what he'll say...


G'day, G'day, how yer goin'?
Whadya know? Well, strike a light!
G'day, G'day, and how yer go-o-o-in'?
Just say g'day, g'day, g'day and you'll be right

>>67131492
>I think NZ is closer to the UK

Yeah it's pretty shit

>>67133093
We don't respond to monkeys.

>>67133504
According to everyone I know in North America your a meme country even to Mexico.

Mexico was pretty badass desu.

nz is far less nanny state and has a bit better gun laws rhat isn't batshitblike Ausfaila

so nz

Autralia's flag is just the UK flag as seen at night.
New Zealand's flag is like a Chinese bootleg version of the Australia flag.