My Portuguese friend is sitting beside me. What would you like

Hey there portugoose, please slap me silly with your Willy. :3

Is he as short as the /int/ graphs suggests?

>>67126813
Deves-me dinheiro, meu badalhoco descabelado, e é bom para ti que eu o veja em breve.
Fodo a tua mulher com uma estaca até ela se esvair em sangue, mato-te a senpaiília inteira ao pontapé, incendeio-te a casa e salgo-te a terra, meu punheteiro nojento. Esfolo o teu cão centímetro a centímetro e uso a pele como casaco.
E não acaba aqui, urso, porque a seguir vens tu. Rabeta do caralho, não perdes pela demora. Vais amaldiçoar a vaca da tua mãe por te ter dado à luz, meu monte de esterco.
Corto-te os pés e asso-os, e depois obrigo-te a comê-los. Chicoteio-te até ficares com as costas em carne viva, e depois chicoteio-te ainda mais. Parto-te os braços à martelada, e penduro-te por eles enquanto uso o teu corpo como pinhata. Enfio-te pregos nos olhos.
Isto é só um gosto do que te espera se não me pagares, meu salafrário imbecil. Considera-te avisado.

>>67126876
Yes.

>>67126813
Una toalla de alta calidad, gracias.

>>67126878
>senpaiília

I fucking quit.

>>67126876
Please post graph.

>>67126813
"Foda-se, outra vez arroz?"

>>67126813
LAS MALVINAS SON BRASILEÑAS!!!

>>67127019
I don't have it but I've seen one posted a couple of times, they're like the shortest or among the shortest in europe

>>67127071
It's not that we're short, but we don't actually have necks.

>>67127093
Can confirm, friend has no neck

>Being friends with an Australian

Are you holding him at emu point or something?

>>67126870
R A R E
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>>67127266
He came by boat and Abbott tried to dink him. I rode my kookaburra out and saved him.

>>67127187
Does he even know you're sitting beside him, then? You have to be careful not to startle him.

Is he Sunni or Shia?

>>67126813
AS ILHAS MALVINAS SÃO PORTUGUESAS.

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Tell him that I have 2 fingers up my ass and neither of them are mine.

Ask him if he's a northern Portuguese.

If it's true and he's white you can forgive him.
If not kill him.

>>67127598
only real answer

WE

>>67127598
He has confirmed that he is Northern

>>67127598
I'm from the north and this is a big meme. People from Algarve for exemple (most southern region) look european and a lot of them are blonde and have light eyes.

Ask him what he thought about Porto vs Benfica

>>67127566
what a fag

>>67126813
Thanks for his years of alliance.

>>67127752
>People from Algarve for exemple (most southern region) look european and a lot of them are blonde and have light eyes.
Those are Germans, you dink.

>>67126813
Tell him to kill himself.

>>67127752
He says "My heart is blue and white"

>>67127822
We've already established he can't use a noose.

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Ask him what he thinks of Portugal lite

>>67127752
They've done studies and it is far rarer the more south you go.

Pretty common sense considering whats below the south

>>67127933
>whats below the south
Water?

>>67127933
It's not even the hair or eye color that scares me.

It's their skin color/complexion and the facial features.

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>>67127958
Considering it used to be a part of the berber empire it makes sense. The south is more mixed

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>>67126813

>>67127933
They didn't find any trace of moor blood in algarve in recent studies. I'm not even joking.

>>67128017
Atlantic Union when?

Get Niceland and Norway as well, and we'll cuck Europe out.

>>67128083
Yet in studies here they found a significant amount

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Portugal#Genetics

J and E1b1b are haplogroups created in HOA and MENA

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>>67128083
People thought I was a tourist down there. I seriously doubt that.

>>67126813
>My Portuguese friend

Do Portuguese people really have friends?
Also, does Portugal even exist? I don't think so. Portugal is a fake State, it's Spain crown's private leisure region.

>>67128193
algarve population is tiny, the vast majority of their seasonal workers are from lisbon and surroundings

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>>67128240
Even fucking worse innit.

>>67128180
>The typical Berber haplogroup E1b1b1b (M81) has little relevance
>Portuguese people tend to cluster with other western european peoples, especially spaniards, north italians, french, british
Eh. We're just tan.

>>67128193
>>67128240
Cavaco Silva is from the Algarve and he isn't too moorish looking. He's just orange. Everyone I know from Algarve isn't moorish looking either.

>>67128265
Lisbon has a lot more moorish-looking people, but they do have a lot more people overall.

>>67128239
>it's Spain crown's private leisure region.
Yeah, you could say they had a lot of fun here over the years.

>>67128293
Too fat. Nose should curve down or be straight, not curve up. Shitty hair. Shitty beard. Too fat.

>>67128265
that's the point

>>67128324
>>67128293
Nevermind, I was looking at the thumbnail. Your nose is fine.

Still one too many chins.

>>67128180
You have to divide these haplogroups. Recent studies show that Portugal miscigenation is even less than what historians thought because of the sophistication of the new methods. I have proves of Algarve (but only algarve) because I discussed it with a guy in a different forum

>>67128017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD_Q9CxXTo4

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>>67128350
Hello my fellow portuguese
Angola e nossa
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mwu8vP-or5I

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>>67128017
>>67128416

>>67128423
Alright alright. You've played this before, I see.

Some Mediterranean diet over a couple of years might help you out.

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>>67128416
>>67128017
Based UmBongo bros.

I think we're the only two countries drinking it.