does your country have different accents? what's objectively

All my country has is different accents, to the point that neighbouring cities mock one another over those

>>67076840
More like almost-another-language dialects.IMO best is Scutari gheg and worst is fucking standard "dialect".

>>67076840
Who is this came-dame?

my favorite accents/dialects in this shithole: Gauchês, Mineiro and Caipira

Worst: The entire northeast

best is the northeastern dialect
worst is the budapest dialect, which always puts fucking articles before names

i. e. "Elment a Géza" - "The Géza left"

fucking disgusting, and it spreads in the whole country as an epidemic

good tier: Buenos Aires province
shit tier: everything else.

worth a mention the ones from San Luis and San Juan, they sound funny

best: scanian
worst: all other, especially cuckholm

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>>67077420

Who is this pecker-wrecker?

>>67077528
>San Luis associated with C*rdoba

triggers me everytime

>>67077451
This is wrong.

Best: Stockholm, Dalarna and up (until sames)

Worst: Below Gothenburg

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>>67077657
>Best: Stockholm

Wisconsin/Minnesota accents are the best.

Texan accents are nice most of the time.

Southern california/valley girl accents are the worst

No, of course not.

>>67077407
"névelő" a név elé, mi ebben a gond?

>>67077610
arr sound the same

>>67077689
I have a friend from gothenburg, she constantly makes fun of the way people from stockholm speak, memes aside they sound like well, faggots and like they are biting their tongue.

>>67077657
the Stockholm accent sounds pretty much like generic Swedish.

>>67076840
Best accent? Standard accent.

I swear all those dialect-speaking vermins should be sent to the camp to change their accent. They all sound disgusting and embarrassing but they don't realise this.

>>67077794
as a native from C*rdoba who lived in San Luis, I confirm it's not the same, in any way 2bh.

>>67077738
Lowcountry south/classic Virginian are objectively superior. Texas southern and northern midwest are close seconds though.

Totally agree with the Cali opinion though.

>>67077856
>the Stockholm accent sounds pretty much like generic Swedish
stop perpetuating this meme

>>67077883
I don't actually remember virginian accents.

I'll have to look them up.

>>67076840
>best
Rural New England, northern Ohio
>worst
California, urban Pennsylvania

Northern accent sounds gay, Southern accent sounds funny, Midwest accent sounds cute, Valley accent is annoying as fuck, Cajuns sound like they have a potato in their mouths, New England accent is obnoxious and funny.

>>67077765
az hogy kibaszott undorító és degradáló

voltaképp ezzel a személy is tárggyá válik

>>67076840
GOD TIER
Aristocratic Southern accent

GOOD TIER
General New England accent, Bostonian Accent
OK TIER
Midwestern accent, Southern accent, Brooklyn accent

SHIT TIER
Ebonics, Spanglish, Californian accent. Appalachian jargon

NOT EVEN ENGLISH TIER
New Orleans Creole speak

>>67077967
don't ebonics count as an american english accent though?

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>>67077885

>>67078071
Ebonics isn't really a thing anymore. Black Americans have regional accents like everyone else.

>>67078071
Sure, but it's still specific to its region. California is still worse.

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Gaúcho, Caipira, Sulista and Recifense are my favorite. Carioca is by far the worst.

https://lt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lietuvi%C5%B3_kalbos_tarm%C4%97s

Lmao they are all adorable.
They're all pretty much Lithuanian but with little variations.
Samogitian is cute because it's almost like a new language.
Others that are not the Western Aukštaitian Kaunas region subdialect are considered to be pleb accents.

Some lads made memes about the Eastern Aukštaitian dialect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LUdK_E4oWs

We also make fun of the Southern lads around Marijamuooooooolllėėėėėėėėėėėė because they sound so silly

>>67077451
>skåning

Lycka till med skithuden där nere, stockholmska är rikssvenska.

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>>67078061
>New England/Bostonian and Brooklyn
>Anything besides shit

ok

>>67076840
Yes, see vid : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Egrfsn2CU8E
Best ones are the neutral ones, basically anything that isn't northen or southern France.

>>67076840
worst is liverpudlian probably
I also now hate the essex accent because one of my housemates is from there, and everytime I hear her or any girl from there my dick literally retracts back into my body

Gaúcho/Sulista, Caipira and Mineiro are by far the best

>>67078261
It sounds a lot like Russian desu.

>>67078291
>stockholmska är rikssvenska
Nej, det är det inte.

OFFICIAL CANADIAN ACCENT POWER RANKING
>God-tier
Newfie
Maritimer
Northern
Northern Prairie
BC Interior
>Good tier
Southern Prairie
Vancouver Island
Quebecer
Northern Ontarian
>Yank tier
Southern Ontarian
Lower Mainlander

>>67078322
Shaddap ya piece ah gahbidge

>>67078354
Memes or nah? It's so hard for me to comprehend that thought since it sounds sooo different to me.

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>>67078436
Tvärtom.

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>>67078495
>Canadian """accents"""

>>67078322
>Not liking AYE I'M WORKIN 'ERE!

>>67076840
No, seriously, who is she? Is she from Argentina?

>>67077738
Californian accent is generic North American. Valley girl accent is a very specific place.

>>67077861
You might like Best Korea

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>>67078844
that's not the topic of discussion
talk to me about the silecian accent

>>67078040
Honestly I think deep southern (like Georgia) sound like flaming faggots.

Literally gas everyone with a Cologne area accent.

>>67078906
No, all Californians have an accent.

>>67079020
delet this
t. georgia

although I will say that Tennessee/Virginia has better accents than georgia. But you have to be careful because both states are pretty close to Appalachia/West Virginia, and those people sound twangy-er than their banjos.

>>67077856
kom hit för att skratta åt dig

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I guess we have like 4 or 5 main dialect familes divided into local dialects but the differences are so minute and nuanced that only linguists see them, with the exception of really distinct memedialects everybody knows

other than that we're mainly divided through lexical dialects (gwary) and tend to notice odd words and expressions more often that unusual accents

I literally cannot stand southern accents, as well as Californians. Though, californians pronounce things relatively normally, they all sound like they've been fed soy their whole life because every single one of them has a lisp.


I like mid-Atlantic the best.

>God tier
Galician

>Shit tier
Everyone else.

>>67076840
Worst is the estuary accent, it's the one I always hear abroad and it makes me ashamed to be British

>>67080300
i wonder why

No, not especially. Queensland is a bit different.

>>67079012
>silesian accent
it sounds wacky as fuck, all the other regions laugh at it
now gib sauce on OP gril pls

I don't know if they qualify as accents, because afaik foreigners might not be able to distinguish them, but there are regional differences to how NZers talk

maori also have their own accent

>>67076840
We have dialects. Best is Upper Carniolan and the worst sounding would be the Littoral. Unless you count what they use in the capital.

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>>67077006
Yeah ok but onto an actual ranking:
>god tier
Tuscan, Umbrian, Romagnan
>ok tier
Ligurian, Pedemontese, Friulian, all other center italian ones
>meh tier
Venetian, Aostan, Tirolean
>shit tier, but at least nice to hear
Roman
>should just get cancer and die
Sardinian, Pugliese
>basically arab, closer to african than to italian
Sicilian, Calabrian
This is a fact btw

>>67081570
this.

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>>67081570
why u guys here hates sicily/south italy so much?

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>>67082594
Obviously it's an attempt to mask their feelings of intellectual inferiority, but Sicilians see through such a simple charade.

>>67078327
This guy gets it, although I would add Manchurian and Geordie accents are also shit tier

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I think we and Mexico are the only countries in Latin America who actually have very different accents, mostly because of our geographical position

>>67076840
>does your country have different accents
yes

>objectively the best one
afrikaner
hebrew in afrikaner accent sounds godly

>the worst one
yemeni/iraqi, both are garbage

>>67076840
Your country has 50 shades of sudaca accent mixed heavily with italian faggoccini.

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>>67082666
Hmm.... really makes you think

>>67078323
On my phone, didn't watch vid.
Why do some french say R in a "gh" and others with a hard "R". Is it accent, dialect or people from other countries that can't say it?

God tier:
Midlands

Mediocre tier:
Southern

Shit tier:
Northern

>>67082823
nada que ver, ninguno de los dos

chupame la pija moro mogolico

>>67083240
querrás decir "mongólico". Pareces subnormal. No sabes ni escribir, sudaca puto.

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>best
pic related
>worst
it gets worse the further you are from stockholm

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I like how Midwestern U.S. "accents" are extremely flat and plain spoken. Very easy to understand by any listener.

I can't stand southern accents of any kind.

We have too many. TOO MANY. But we have loads of funny ones as well, can't think of any I hate except Brummy.

>>67076840
They don't vary much regionally, it's pretty much standard.
The best one is the General Australian

Worst, not sure but probably whatever shit abos or deros speak I guess

>>67076840
we pretty much have only 2.
best: moscow
worst: siberian (nordic)

>>67083311
posh menuda mierda tu gilipollada de paizzz tio ossshtia puta

seguro que hablas como el rubius vos galleguito forro de mierda

>>67083358
If it makes you feel any better the old style southern accents are disappearing quickly. Here in North Carolina it's hard to find unless you go into the isolated mountain towns.

>>67083067
We are supposed to pronunciate it with the throat like the german "r" but smoother. According to my experience our pronounciation of the "r" is now united.

Otherwise rural/old french used the latin rolled "r", but it is gone now.

>>67083475
is american english with chicano accent a thing now?

>>67076840
god tier
East Coast/West coast

mid-tier
mid west

shit-tier
southern

>>67083554
Probably in the southwest where many areas are majority Hispanic, but not where i live.

worst french accents are quebecois, ch'ti accent, pyrenee accent then south east accent.

>>67078638
The idea they have multiple accents baffles me as well. They all sound like less douchy frenchies to me.

PATRICIAN TIER

Brasília

GOOD TIER

Minas Gerais
Espirito Santo
Sertão Nordestino
Caipira
Santa Catarina

MEH TIER

Paulistano
Gaúcho
Maranhão

LOW TIER

Amazonas
Paraná
Recife
Paulistano favelado

SHIT TIER

Carioca
Bahia
Ceará

>>67078071
Nigger-speak is a self imposed mental illness.

>>67078061
>NOT EVEN ENGLISH TIER
>New Orleans Creole speak
Elaborate. Creoles don't have any discernible accent that I'm aware of, I'm guessing you mean to say Cajun?
t. New Orleans

>>67083446
Mira , ahora por ponerte así de chulo, no te voy a dar trabajo de jardinero.

OP,WHATS NAME OF GIRL YOU POSTED IN OP.

>>67083516
I was forced to learn french in school till the 7th grade and they taught us the throat one, didn't even know germs pronounced it like that.

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>>67080300
>God tier
>Galician

Mah nigga right here

>>67078578
sounds Russian to the unfamiliar for sure i'm sorry about that i can tell the difference between similar languages pretty well but for some reason all Slavic and eastern euro languages sound Russian

God tier
>Bundesdeutsches Hochdeutsch

Good tier
>Österreichisches Hochdeutsch
>Sächsisch

Okay tier
>everything else

Kill yourself tier
>Schweizer """Deutsch"""
>Bayrisch
>Türkendeutsch

>>67084155
>talking like a fag
>god tier
wew

Midwest / Great Lakes accent confirmed for superior.

In broadcasting, the midwest accent has always been sought after because it's the flattest and most "average". They used to have a name for it: the Muncie Accent, named after a small college town in eastern Indiana. Interestingly, demographers used to sample very heavily around Muncie as well because it was the demographic center of the country.

Dave Letterman had the Muncie accent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmoERR3kSa4

But even in the Great Lakes region there are clear differences in accepts even within states. Chicago has a different accent than Green Bay. And Detroit's is different too. As is Evansville's. People from other regions or countries can't hear it, but we do and we laugh about it.

>>67083836
Claro, primero tienes que encontrar trabajo tu primero kek

Best is Virginian.
Worst is Valley and I don't like Ohio's.

Worst is the mid-south twang of Appalachia. It's not the gentrified lilt of landed gentry from Virginia, or the softened sweet tea accent of the deep south. It's a harsh, over-amplified TWANG! like a banjo that resonates in your ears and is as confusing to understand as trucker babble.

The southie Boston accent or the Joisey Goombah accents are almost as bad.

>>67084155
>Türkendeutsch
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

Dublin's the worst, followed by Cork. Donegal is bad but only in Irish.

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>best
Mineiro
>worst
Carioca

t. Fluminense

>best
coastal
>shit
the others

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Newfie accents are the worst. Those people just sound retarded, and they are actually proud of it. If I spoke like that I would learn how to correct it.

>>67077861
t. Best Korean

>>67079098
not really

>>67081570
Where does Milan rank?

As a general rule rich people speak better across the country. A rata from Bogota's slums doesn't speak better than an aristocrat from Manizales. That being said:

>God tier
Bogotá/Cundinamarca, Medellín/Antioquía/Caldas
>Ok tier
Everything else
>Shitty tier
Cali/Valle del Cauca
>Kill it with fire tier
Northern coast, Pacific coast, Pasto

Reference: https://youtu.be/ozcx2-YRGgI


>>67083752
I thought Brasilia was an "artificial" city. How would it develop an accent at all?

Also why so much hate to Rio? I was there and I didn't sound particularly awful. Only blacks, but blacks seem to speak horribly anywhere.

>>67088791

You realize the Newfie accent is just an evolution of the Irish accent, right?

>>67076840
Best: RP
Worst: Brummie

>>67090003
>Also why so much hate to Rio? I was there and I didn't sound particularly awful. Only blacks, but blacks seem to speak horribly anywhere.

Because Rio is the only relevant city in Brazil.

>>67076840
Forget about accents, we have a ton of languages.

>>67076840
Yes, many, but they are vanishing cause of TV etc.
Cypriot is pretty nice.

Aside from rating them, are there any in your cunt that are flat out unintelligible to you?

Whenever a southerner opens their mouth I honestly cannot understand them for the life of me.

>tfw no accents or dialects, everyone speaks the same version of Russian from Kaliningrad to Vladivostok

gj commies

>God tier
Northern
>OK tier
South and eastern coast
>god pls no tier
Center and western coast
Anyone who disagrees is a dirty chilango

>>67083554
Only for first-generation immigrants. There kids don't have it and usually just have the accent of whatever region they grew up in with maybe a couple chicano inflections here and there from their chicano parents.

>>67084597
Ayy lmao