Aska A German everything you ever wanted to know about Germany

>>67075163
do you like sadomasochism and scat?

>>67075163
Was studierst du eigentlich so?

>>67075195
Germany is the biggest scat porn producer in the world but it is mostly for export. What "all Germans" do in the bedroom is not what I know but we have clubs and brothels for BDSM stuff

>>67075234
Ingenieurwissenschaften. Aber lass uns das doch wenigstens auf Englisch halten, damit die andern auch was davon haben, wir haben ja schon Fotzenfäden auf /b/ und nen deutschen Faden hier

how do I grab the pussy?

Who is Drachenlord?

>>67075163
Why Germans in multiplayer videogames are so fucking obnoxious? They behave ust as bad as the worst Russian bydlo.

>>67075359
Be rich like Trump. Otherwise use tinder. I read a guide for foreigners how to get German pussy that was sadly pretty accurate try to google
>>67075391
don't understand.

>>67075534
Germans are arrogant and can't lose. Russians are more based (if they aren't the worst assholes on the planet) and often pretty nice even when drunk. Would rather have a Russian gf than a German one

What do they teach about the two world wars during history lessons at German schools? Over here, they place a fair bit of emphasis on what the British did (because we ended up winning) but what do they teach on the loser's side?

What's your opinion on black guys?

>>67075728
>what do they teach on the loser's side?
that they have to ficki ficki and get ficki ficked by muslims 24/7 to not look nazis

>>67075728
that answer might take longer
>>67075731
We mostly don't care I think. Germany's colonial rule in Africa was short and France and England stole our slaves. I think we like to think that we treated our Blacks the best of all Europe (I often hear about Deutsch Ostafrika but that might still be propaganda from the early 20th century). We don't have that many here in East Berlin were I live you still don't see many there are more in the West but I never heard bad things about them as opposed to muslims. There are white supremacists here though. We also get much of political correctness towards black we adopt from you in the USA. Sometimes I think I know more about America's issue and feel more American than German

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>>67075728
>What do they teach about the two world wars during history lessons at German schools?

>>67075163

Why are German grills such sloots? Not that I'm complaining, but everywhere else YOU ask the girl to take it in the ass, in Germany SHE volunteers to take it in the ass.

Good times, but weird, would not marry for this reason.

>>67075728
We barely made it to WWI. But Holocaust and Nationalism is always a big topic.

But srsly history is not seen from a winning or losing perspective. Why would schools spread hate or grief. Are you that fucking retarded?

>>67075163
when will you pay war reparations to us?

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>>67076153
Germans spent ~80 years of the XX century taking it in the ass and they continue to do it in the XXI century.

>>67075728
about WW1: Europeans hated each other, Wilhelm provoked England by building a fleet, France wanted revenge for losing, Germany and Austria-Hungary were best buddies, Russia wanted to save Serbia. boom boom boom Germany lost. This and that Germany's sole responsibility for the war was because we supposedly rejected the idea or the US-president to end the war without winner and loser because the eastern front was a success and we hoped to get good results with fresh troops on the western front too. ww2 follows, more relevant

>>67076269
already did.
when will you pay debts?

>>67076269
the same day we call the genocide on the Herero a genocide. Most likely never because the turks will soon be leading power here and they won't give you shit

>>67076363
Greek soil belongs to Turkey!

>>67076307
you payed only a small amount of it,we will pay for debts after you pay for your war crimes. #AGREEKALWAYSPAYSHISDEBTS

>>67076434
>#AGREEKALWAYSPAYSHISDEBTS
t. bankrupt 5 times

>>67076363
http://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/voelkermord-an-herero-deutschland-entschuldigt-sich-bei-namibia-a-1102845.html

Why do you guys have such a lust for third worlders

>>67076434
>you payed only a small amount of it
the case is closed, you agreed on that last time

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>>67076363
well atleast your honest

>>67076409
kys greek convert

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>>67076465
better than IT WAS ONLY A WALK IN THE DESERT #NOGENOCIDE......kys greek convert the blood runnig through your veins is too precious for a wannabe mongol

>>67075728
for WW2:
1933 the devil shat into the heads of Germans. Learned not much about the actual war, just that Blitzkrieg got us most parts of Europe and this is nothing to be proud of. Looked mor at how USA, UK and SU planned to divide Germany as soon as they won and German war crimes and that the loss felt to Germans like a military lose but also like a relief because Hitler wasn't that popular anymore although still fanatic but shit went on for too long. Media like to call it only a liberation though and I think we like to be on the allied side today and turn the loss to a win in our heads. Compare your military films that are about pathos to ours that are about "and this is about facist troops die and we shouldn't even have started". I know you even celebrate every year how you destroyed the Möhnetal barrage and drowned civilians. Left German self haters celebrate British bombings too

>>67075163
can you please post some of the dankest Ralf Stegner memes?

>>67076665
Weak shall abide to strong
>>67076687
That is actually way too sad.

>>67076520
Prostitutes from the 3rd world are pretty, cheaper, give you actual service, and even the shittiest Germans can feel like gods if they pay 2 or more girls to serve them for a price that wouldn't have gotten them one shitty prostitute here. Also our women are ssholes toward us and I think many Germans want this different feekling. Also Thailand and Brazil are the top location for underage prostitutes so naturally pedophiles go there

>>67076687
What's your opinion on Merkel

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>>67076791
Soon my friend

>>67076819
why are you importing so many third world man then

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>>67076842

>>67076791
>That is actually way too sad.
Well not everyone is like this though. I'm not a fan of Hitler but I also despise this self hatred. In today's Germany you have to be nationalist to feel anti-mainstream. My class shouted some German nationalist phrases and marshed in goose step (not invented by the Wehrmacht) when on a trip to Paris. I like to say sorry for that, that was really childish but it felt so good

>>67076832
>>67076896
I think you are both referring to the refugees. What should we do with them? The dictatorships in North Africa that saved us before are gone and Erdogan is too demanding now, they want to come. And we don't shoot them so they will. I think Merkel did the only right thing to pretent we can handle it when they came to maintain order and I think we could handle them but we won't as we won't try. Germans get aught to stand to "Germany's historical responsibility" but in our narcistic world people only shout how things should be done but don't want to leave their comfort zone to do it
>What's your opinion on Merkel
She knows what to do to stay in power. Not say or do anything you could use against her. "mekeln" - to merkel is a youth word for doing nothing. There is a Tv interview where she wanted to neglect gay marriage to a gay asking her about this topic and the answer was embarassing. Something like "We should try to together not give gays equal rights or something". If I was this gay guy that would be the biggest insult. But especially old Germans like her because she isn't too dressed up

>>67076153
Probaly you had luck or got the totallest sloots. When I had to ask and one said she wouldn't give a man everything the first time. Also you make it sound like girls up for anal are a bad thing

>>67077679

It isn't a bad thing, but if I don't have to work for something at all I get suspicious. Granted, my sample size here is rather small, when I lived in Germany it was only for 6 months in Berlin and I only banged two girls during that time (one on-nighter and one "relationship" that only lasted about 3 months, but both offered up the ass early).

I kinda want to got back 2bh

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>>67075285
Who buys that shit then? Austria?

>>67077943
Germany's view on sex is crazy. I heard the phrase "We are oversexed and underfucked" and I think this gets it to the point. On the one hand, you can read about almost all sexual practices and find open minded people but on the other hand a woman might give you the "objectification" talk at any time. Heard that guys in relationships experienced what had been ok the day before wasn't ok now anymore and "feminists" who liked to be agressive to men but still had different guys each weekend and did anything in bed yet you couldn't stand them for too long because they had issues with everything. I think you really might have been lucky. Are Swedish women that different? I think they are sex symbols for people here too and statistically Swedes had the most sexual partners in Europe in their lifes

>>67078265
probably you, as you know about it? Or the USA or other sexually repressed countries. Ok Germans for sure watch it too but I heard export makes the most scat porn money. One of our best shit eaters is from Austria https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xRm7OKH844

>>67078481

>Are Swedish women that different?

Yes and no. I've found that with Swedish women things move in "bursts", as it were. It's easy to get a Swedish girl into the sack, no problem, but moving past that can take a long time, and getting her to agree to experiment sexually once you're in a relationship can take even longer. Obviously this varies, I had one ex who was kinda kinky and one ex who was prudish as all fuck. Still, since these are my own limited experiences it becomes anecdotal of course.

What do you think of Hailee Steinfeld?

If you've never heard of her Google images of her.

Is she attractive?

>>67078961
well I wouldn't think you can generalize from your 2. Girls can be prude here too. Just be lucky with what you had. Probably they were girls that came gere because they think Berlin is hip and they wanted to live out their wild phase

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>>67078669
Only w*ites are sexually repressed tho. That's why they develop weird sick fetishes.

>>67079087
with or without make up?

>>67079177
aren't Argentinians white?

>>67079087
oh you probably ask because of her jewish sounding name. I'm into jewish girls as I am into Southern, Europeans and middle easterns. Only problem is when the nose is too big. Love these pics from Israel's military

>>67079245

With

>>67079720
hot. This is when you tell me she has a penis

>>67079087
>tfw bitches born mid-to-late 90s are legal now
makes me feel old and horny at the same time, shit's confusing

>>67079962
I know what you mean. Used to fap to 18 to 21 years olds when they were still older than me. Now they are younger, like in Elementary school when I started watching porn

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>>67080091
>in Elementary school when I started watching porn

>>67080143
you know what I meant. Hard to think of the girls from then when I was in my teens and they were even younger that they became the no holes bared pornstars they are today and I have gotten old without noticing

>>67076210
>We barely made it to WWI.
Are you still at middle school or something? My school covered everything, from the Holy roman empire up until the German reunification in 1989/90.

>>67080489
Oh
I think you're missing a "they were" there bud.

Do most Germans still hold resentment towards us Brits since Brexit?

>>67080091
>like they were in Elementary school when I started watching porn
fixed

>>67075163
What's your favourite imbiss?

>>67080628
We always knew you are arrogant assholes but you surprised us there. I think most actually forgot by now I mean nothing happened since then and I think you will unofficially stay

>>67080526
Nope Lehrer hat sich in der Oberstufe sehr viel Zeit für das lange 19. Jahrhundert genommen. Außerdem was soll Middel school in Deutschland sein.

>>67080720
currywurst. A Döner here and then is fine too. Or a burger. Or crepes at christmas market.

>>67080653
whoops this >>67080787
was meant for you
What is yours?

>>67080823
Never had German snacks...

I like tapioca (it's like a cassava crepe).

what do you think about rapefugees?

>>67075163
I know Euros hate "muh heritage", but in the 90's my dad was contacted by a German man who believed us to be descendents of part of his family that left in the 19th century and it matched with our side of the story.

I've always wanted to try and find him or others that are our relatives still there.

Would Germans be okay or interested in this? Is there anything set up to help with finding them?

>>67080913
it's called "Ahnenforschung" in German. There are people who are interested in that.

>>67080761
Sekundarstufe 1, bzw alles was bis zum Ende der Realschule geht

>>67080913
There is a German saying: To ask doesn't cost a thing.

>>67080906
they are ok as long as they behave. There are people here who just want to live but I hear often that some think they get a house for free or something. Houses and flats are something capitalists make a huge profit here, nobody lives for free and many people here don't live good and get fucked by their landlords(real word?)

>>67075163
Ich will eine bayerische Freundin mit großen Titten.
Was mache?

>>67082412
Go to a bigger city in Bavaria. Learn German and better yet some of the bavarian dialect (the Spanish r and the Bavarian style of r are supposed to be the same I heard). Talk to girls and/or use tinder

>>67075163
Will Austria ever join the rest of Germany, or is too much "muh nazis" to ever happen?

my sister moved to lindau a few years ago

is lindau a nice place to a german

>>67075163
Asuka a shit.

>>67083975
The Lake Constance area is one of the most beautiful regions in Germany. Also good employment and low crime.

>>67080628
Haven't really talked about this except the days after your vote. And even then, nobody really resented the UK people for their vote; it was more like "Well, now our politicans' dearest project's collapse is finally starting.".

>>67080913
I've never heard people get triggered about "muh heritage" people here irl, most people get really interested when something like this happens. Go contact your family if you get the chance.

>>67083939
There was a time when they wanted to join. If you are really interested
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austria%E2%80%93Prussia_rivalry
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Question
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austrian_nationalism
First German politics hindered that, after WW1 the Entente forbit the Anschluss, then Hitler did it and now it is Nazi politics and Austrians invented their own nationalism to avoid German guilt and self hatred. As Germany is now I wouldn't want to unite with it either. Austria has a party that at least a few years ago was openly German Nationalist called FPÖ. Don't know if they stopped it to get more voters

>>67084520
Hofer acts as a rather moderate candidate but afaik he is member in a German nationalist Burschenschaft. If anything, we should join Austria though.

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>>67075163

Wo finde ich so eine Frau in Deutschland?

>>67084900
kind of everywhere? Doesn't look hot to me

>>67085016

better back off hans

*unsheathes katana*

that's my waifu you're talking about.

*channels mana*

I wouldn't want to hurt you. but I will

Wheres your favorite place in germany to vacation? whats your favorite german food?

I live in Legnica,
do you hate me?

>>67085442
Sputhern Bavaria and North Sea islands
Rouladen with rotkohl and potatoes
>>67085488
What's that?

>>67085523
City in Lower Silesia aka rightful german clay

>>67085488
I don't hate you because you most likely live in a former German city, I might think you are a shitty person for trying to troll with the history of my greatparents. Than again I think about how nice this Polish girl I fucked once was and that just makes me unable to hate Polishs

>>67075163
1. If I say Sieg Heil and wear the swastika, will I get arrested?

2. If I say that Reltih was a good leader, what the majority of the German people would do to me?

3. Can you, German people stop feeling guilty about the era before German reunification? You guys are not guilty at all because those people should have been exterminated! The Marxist! Now look at our world now.

>>67075163
holy fucking cockballs, who is the beauty in the pic?

>>67085866
no
no idea who that is
we dont

Brauche ich ein ABE fur einem BMW M6?

>>67086020
I'm 6'2", what are the chances I can get a pretty German woman that's at least 6'0".
Give it to me straight, doc.

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>>67085912
some noname model for a firm that maked clothes in colors of national flags. Found her some time googling for pics of nude German girls wearing our flag but I only found this and a girl in a Germany bikini

Why are Germans barbarians and so inferior to France?

>>67085866
1. You will get trouble with the police as the swastika is the symbol of a forbidden criminal organisation aka NSDAP
2. who?
3. Not everyone has guilt, but there people who think they are the only ones who know morals and they are in the poritions that form opinions

>>67086145
Depends on how white you are. If you look european it's easy, if you look like a Turk you'll only get trashy ones.

>>67086254
I look like Paul Dano.

>>67086145
Good thing you are taller. Depends on your looks and luck. Many women in Germany think they are hotter than they actually are. I know eastern European women who just don't understand what is wrong with us German men that we play along
>>67086207
they aren't

>>67086333
Don't listen to him>>67086254
There are German women who think fucking Turks is like a knightly accolade. I met a German woman this year who had a Greek fiance and married him like a month ago

>>67086145
What do I care, my gf is russian.

>>67085382
With that attitude, you'll get German citizenship in no time

>>67086550
jackpot

>>67085488
My grandmother's home is not too far from where you live. She and the family living in her house now actually got along pretty well since they both kind of shared similar fates.

what does average german think of russians?

why does my german gf never get mad at me even if I do some stupid shit?

what does it take to make her go ballistic on my ass?

>>67086852
>average german
I could ask what are Germans now. Sooooo
I think people who know Russians better than just some immigrant bullies can't hate you. I know some and they were all cool to me even when drunk. I like how most of you are pretty based people. Russian women are to most Germans somewhat sex symbols (some might rather want Ukranians or Czechs or Polishs though) and I think they are on average better girlfriends than Germans.
People born in the GDR might still have some "Eastern Block Bond" I remember people near Tretower Park didn't want the Lollapalooza there to save the dignity of the Soviet memorial there. Because of Putin and the Krim thing Russia is criticised though and if Russians are bad they are extremely shitty assholes so there might be some people with few bad experiences of Russians

>>67086943
>why does my german gf never get mad at me even if I do some stupid shit?
Where is your gf from? I know mostly bitches that start fights over nothing and "muh feminism"
>what does it take to make her go ballistic on my ass?
tell me more about her. Might be since she chose an Italian she expects you to be like that

how do geermens people feel about merkel destroying their cunt and how do they put up with this shit?

>>67087174
we somehow stopped caring about politics

>>67087174
bad
alcohol

>>67087129
>Where is your gf from?
Muenchen, and she hates feminists

she didn't choose an italian specifically, we just fucked while she was on holiday and then we met again and here we are, she always tells her friend I'm not "stereotypical" because you guys have a funny cartoony way to picture us so it's alright.

but she's just so rational, she only gets ""mad"" at me when she (we) drinks and I act stupid with other girls. I want to make her super mad one day though, so tips pls mein freund.

>>67075163
How do you think about German American?

>>67087368
ok I can give you tips and yes Bavarians are a different kind of Germans. First of all what exactly do you mean with "doing stupid shit". Because as you might guess I get a cartoony Italian picture now. (I know some Italian women though but yeah they are kind of hyperactive and cute too me). Well yes German women are rational compared to that. You mean you want to act that crazy she has to be angry?

>>67087555
You mean Americans with German Ancestors? Nothing really. They are pretty American too me although some value their cultural heritage and some places in the world might seem more German than Germany to me I guess

one thing
i wish Spain had been a fucking isle

>>67087614
for example recently I told her I wasn't going to do something I promised I would do and she was like "okay I understand you have troubles doing this and I know you would have done it if you could have so I'm disappointed but it's alright" when in reality I just didn't feel like doing that thing, and I know a girl from Italy would have tore me a second asshole if I did something like that.

by doing stupid shit I mean clumsily drunk-talking to other girls, if I say a girl has nice tits for example she either agrees with me or just gives me a "dude really?" look, I can't fucking win.

For the record I'm not very cartoony, I'm generally shy and I like autistic things, that's why I'm here.

>>67087782
I think catalans wished you were an isle far away too

is it true that foreigners who studied German wont understand people on the streets or bars because casual conversations in much of Germany are done in the local dialect?

Are there as many arabs as talked about (how often do you see one)?

Are nonfat grills with slight american accents (a very light one, not just sloppy pronunciation) qt?

Is the Munich area as based as it seems?

What's the best german accent?

How's that muslim pussy like famalam?

>>67088025
>Are nonfat grills with slight american accents (a very light one, not just sloppy pronunciation) qt?

Why are you one?

>>67075163
what is there to do for fun in kraut land?

>>67088019
In Bavaria, Saxonia, Baden-Württemberg, parts of the Rhineland yes. Northern Germany and Berlin kind of dislearned their dialects because these are considered uneducated ot that far away from Standard German which derives from the southern dialects (Hochdeutsch) that it was like a different language.

>>67087927
>a girl from Italy would have tore me a second asshole if I did something like that
Yes they would that's why I love them they have this just anger and are so sexy at it and yet don't bitch at everything. German women aren't that passionate, most women here who get angry at their men have problems with themselves and do explode because of nothing or are silent and bitchy for days. Your gf sounds nice and probably she thinks you Südländer are like that. Probably you have exactly the right amount of asshole to attract a German woman

>>67087927
Can I ask you as an Italian something? How do you see Southern Tirol. I heard you Italians call them "the Germans" yet they are from Austria from times Austrians were the Germans outside of Germany and didn't get the Austrian re education from after WW2. And how do people from Southern Tirol see themselves? I heard many see themselves as a Germanspeaking region in Italy yet not Italian

>>67087949
>catalans

Literally the worst independentists in my opinion.
I mean, i don't hate them or anything but they are quite annoying and not as cool as basques

>>67088451
well it's not like I want her to be really really mad at me, I just wonder what the hell it takes to make her genuinely mad and not just disappointed. She is a nice girl and we are happy together so I don't want to push it too much 2bh.

I hear it's already starting to snow a little in Germany, I'm coming up there for a few days next week, hope I can go sledding or something :DD

>>67088590
They don't consider themselves Italian which is completely fair since they don't even speak the language and the Italian State has never seriously tried anything to incorporate them into our national identity. Same stands true for every region though, hence the always great bantz between regions after 150 years of being together.

>>67088737
>I just wonder what the hell it takes to make her genuinely mad and not just disappointed. She is a nice girl
exactly, She seems to be a nice girl from Germany. Don't expect her to act like you know from Italians. I had my troubles too to understand that á nice girl from Italy is different and more extroverted in every aspect. You seem to have made a good catch (Just so you know the more you go to the north in Germany the less extroverted and emotional on the outside the Germans are be happy you don't have a gf from the coast)

>>67088890
well her dad is from some island close to poland, but she's quite extroverted and I don't mind her default German smugness (I don't like it sometimes in other Germans) because we made it kind of an inside joke between us so it's fine.

I just want to make her angry for the lulz but talking about it I realize I'm pretty happy the way it is anyway, thanks for the advice my dude.

>>67088025
pls respond

>>67088025
oh sorry forgot you
In West Germany yes in East Germany no (I stated somewhere they came to Germany when we were departed). I live in East Berlin and see some when I go to the West (Charlottenburg) for studying they seem to be the majority. We have many in Kreuzberg and Neukölln. I don't mind as I find Middle Easterns girls hot and more feminine, Turkish woman like to show off hourglass figures and that ass in tight dresses.
>Are nonfat grills with slight american accents (a very light one, not just sloppy pronunciation) qt? Well, yes I think. Ihave good experiences with foreigners
>Is the Munich area as based as it seems?
what?
>What's the best german accent?
That's up zo you to decide. All have something to them if you ask me

>>67088111
muslim girls are cuta as fuck if you ask me. But the Brazilian I had was best
>>67088186
Alcohol, sex, drugs, music and concerts

>>67089539

>but the Brazilian I had was best

delet this statement now

>>67089503
>In West Germany yes in East Germany no (I stated somewhere they came to Germany when we were departed). I live in East Berlin and see some when I go to the West (Charlottenburg) for studying they seem to be the majority. We have many in Kreuzberg and Neukölln. I don't mind as I find Middle Easterns girls hot and more feminine, Turkish woman like to show off hourglass figures and that ass in tight dresses.

I think it's because mena girls can appreciate being allowed to be sexual and flaunt themselves coming from the repressive middle east.

what is your opinion about europe union? being honest with me,

>>67089577
Sorry m8, hot, sexy, and thicc carnival girls is the national ethos of Brazil.

>>67075163
https://youtu.be/3W5aEy-V8KY

08:14 Why is fat for fun so funny and is it populair in germany?

>>67088025
oh are you a woman? If you ask because of being catcalled, yes they do that. I remember when we discussed this xy minutes in Manhattan video of the model that filmed herself being catcalled a pseudo feminist friend said she knows that feel when she walks around West-Berlin and gets straight out asked if she wants to get fucked or other mean shit. It is a power thing I think, she isn't pretty or something. You might add that not all muslims are bad but those who are give all a bad name. I have my prejudices too if I am honest

>ask a german something
>he makes a passive agressive comment on your country
epic

>>67089641

I don't care if he fucked a favelada tho

my worries lays on this bavarian putting his dirty hands on a qt Mineirinha tradicional

>>67089719
>my worries lays on this bavarian putting his dirty hands on a qt Mineirinha tradicional

They get just as debauched and naughty as any favela whore at the sight of a foreigner, and you know it.

why the fuck are BMWs so unreliable now

>>67089680
I was actually honest about it. Had sex with a Brazilian nicest girl I ever had. And is you consider that passively agressive that was ok here too because he was obviously refering to mey country being overrun by refugees. What is the problem of Brazilian men, your women don't talk good about you either?

>he keeps doing it

>>67089719
wow, you are exactly like one of the shittiest arabians that come here

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>>67089805

del this

>>67089840

Tell me which state was she from, I need this please

>>67089914
>Tell me which state was she from, I need this please
don't know, but can you explain me how someone whose country is literally built on being raped by Portugal cares so much of racist shit?

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>>67089886

2bh I'm actually half lebanese

>>67089914
oh now I remember she was from Sao Paolo originally. Where do Mineirinhas come from?

>>67089981
it really shows. Did you know many prostitutes here refuse to see Arabian guys because they don't want trouble? I bet your mineirinhas like German cock more than yours too

>>67089996

regarding >>67089971:

We really don't care about race, it's more of a localism thing

2º:

Mineirinhas come from Minas Gerais, they've the cutest accent on the country and are also the less degenerate

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>>67090057

stop this profanity

>>67089981
your father was lebanese?

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>>67090349

is*

daddy is still alive making gimmes

>>67090390
ok and that just explains everything. Does anyone still want to know anything? it gets late over here

There's a lot of muh heritage brazilians there?

Is true german girls approach you if they like you?

Have refugees done actual harm to you?

>>67075163
Why the fuck do you want everything on a silver platter?

Everytime German relatives come over they eat like horses without helping in any way. They don't pay for food or help prepare it. Just sit around for days wanting to be served.

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>>67090451

yes

>>67090501
>There's a lot of muh heritage brazilians there?
racist Brazilians in Berlin? The fuck I care about men? The female Brazilians are nice, like females from muslims countries are nice but the men don't get taught manners way too often and this Brazilian reminded me of the shittiest muslim men here.
>Is true german girls approach you if they like you?
German girls want to be approached even if they pretent they hate it. I rather got the impression latinas approach you if they like you or rather you notice they like you back if they check out if you are boyfriend material
>Have refugees done actual harm to you?
To me personally? Never. I also don't think the refugees are Germany's immigrant problems. Criminal Lebanese and Turkish clans that are here for generations are and they earn money with the desperation of their fellow muslims coming here

>>67090451
Have you ever seen any Japanese in Germany?
How were they?

>>67090517
well yes there is this kind of people here? Where do your relatives live? I'm tipping on West Germany but you can still surprise me

>>67090685
I meant brazilians that caught citizenship by heritage

>hes still doing it

>>67090696
I had japanese classes (noticed that the language is so different I can't handle it together with university I will go back on learning it later in life)
Düsseldorf is were most japanese are, I only know my 2 Japanese teachers. It was kind of surreal with them but that's why I like Japan. Because you are the same as us and the contrary. I managed to get a Japanese to laugh, I am proud of it. I think they try to be the hardest authority figures when they work as teachers

>>67090707
I'm not sure where in Germany they live actually. So what's up with west Germany?

How often does the average German drink?

Daily, weekly, or monthly?

And how much do you drink?

>>67090754
You mean Brazilians with German heritage like the russians that came here in the 90s? I don't think so.
I meant a Brazilian of German Heritage once. Tall, blonde, blue eyes with a totally German name, if you would stand her next to me and ask "who is the Brazilian?" I think the people would have pointed at me. Excepts when we talked as people from her village forgot German and Portuguese was her mother tongue. She had by far no citizenship, even wondered if she should go back because of German burocracy
>>67090756
Of course I'm still doing it, you pissed me off because of nothing. I'm temperamental too

>i never even replied to him and his pissed at me

>>67075728
I remember in year 9, where I was forced to sit in the history class, learning about WW1.

>>67075163
What's the opinion of Germans about Argentinians?

>>67090817
if you ask me they are the most arrogant pieces of shit in Germany. We East Germans became like that too, but in the west they are by far more arrogant and like to look down on East Germans. That's the only kind of "racism" allowed if they like to pretend they are intellectual. They also like to pretend to be anticapitalistic but are exactly what's wrong in capitalist societies. They pretend to be nice but are egocentric to the max.

Your opinion on the 2nd reich?

>>67090832
average. I know guys who need their "Feierabendbier" and then guys who only drink at special occasions and therefore make anything an occasion. I really only drink once a week maximum with friends and mostly not to the point were it gets unpleasant

>>67075163
How would you rate Draxler (World cup winner)'s girlfriend?

>>67090989
That would be from 1871 to 1918 or is the Weimar Republic still considered it? I mean the Nazis who invented the 3rd Reich would have counted the Weimar Republic out.
As of the Monarchy: Even Wilhelm 2 wasn't as bad as many want him to make but yes he made poor decisions too and wasn't the best Kaiser Germany could have had. Too bad he could fuck Bismarck:
The loss of WW1 wasn't thaaaaat bad. We lost untrustworthy Elsass-Lothringen and mostly Polish space to the east. Too bad Hitler managed to fuck up democracy. Culture and Germany's standing as a country of science was best in these years

>>67090773
>you are the same as us and the contrary.
It's great to know we think in the same way.

I had a German history teacher in high school and I really enjoyed the conversion with her.
I assume Germany is a well balanced country with advanced technology and beautiful nature.
Danke schön

>>67090964
I don't think we think too often about you. Mostly when it comes to football. You are probably ok some latinos I know call you big headed and I don't know an Argentinan personally. But I am somehow sure you are actually nice people. You have many Italian influences and the Italians seem cool to me. Also hot women and I like Tango Argentino

>>67091037
she is ok I guess. Most German sportlers get small fry models as gfs. I remember Fabian Hambüchen's gf when he was still kind of a kid and she far older but he was famous. That was funny

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>>67075163
what's your favorite movie?
here's mine

>>67091659
tough question. I don't have a favourite that I watch over and over and over again that makes me want to call it my favourite unfortunately. Wait probably the old version of Ben Hur

ok it's really late (or rather early in the morning). It was fun but I am too tired now

opinions on Singapore? We have favorable views of Germany and her people and we import alot of MAN trucks and buses

>>67092068
ok this is actually the last one. I think everyone heard of Singapur and thinks of it as an interesting place but also very strict to the degree of being too authorical (aren't you the guys who openly humiliate guys who didn't dispose of their chewing gums correctly?). I think you impress us

are most germans like instinctive introverts?

i meet germans here and most of them tend to not talk in group conversations or do anything really impulsive. they kinda just say a few words and look bored, even if they are having fun. i also notice they have a habit of making a facial communication before saying words, like "makes an agreeing face" before saying jah.

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>>67092130
yea but not for chewing gums. Hope you guys would forgive us

>>67092136
>like "makes an agreeing face" before saying jah
kek'd

>>67075163
How far and how deep do you guys study German's history up to the end of high school?
Do you guys celebrate any holyday or festival about the german kingdoms of old?

What is the likelihood of an American acquiring a German wife?

>>67095033
sadly 100% if you are black

>>67092136
Typically we don't like express emotions in public. That doesn't mean that we are bored or mean. We don't want to make anything personal.

>>67094659
Germany's History is always a subject. Everybody knows about it.

We don't habe much holidays. The ones we have are mostly because of christianity.

>>67092211
what for? if these idiots are dumb enough to commit crimes in a foreign country it is their own fucking fault.

>>67077050
that sounds hilarious.
It's just banter anyways?

>>67078669
my stomach doesn't feel the same as when i started watching that video