>be 28 year old Italian >step on Legos when stepping out

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>>67064353
AYY ANON-A

I BRING-A YOU THE PIZZA EH?

THAT'S A GONNA BE $47.33, NOT-A INCLUDING TIP OK?

AND BE CAREFUL OK, THE-A PIZZA, SHE'S EXTREMELY HOT

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>>67064375
>be 28 year old Italian
>have sex with some girl in your room
>mom steps in room asking if you need anything

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>>67064467
>be 28 year old Italian
>come home from school
>mom beats you for getting a bad grade

>>67064606
>>67064508
>>67064353
I've always wondered who makes this type of photos and more importantly why.

>>67064467
This doesn't even parody a real life phenomenon like OP at least tried to

>>67067073
But how can you not a understanda, subtle americana ironia mimicking de way we talk de eenglish

>>67067253
how is my italian:
scusi, pappere buppi?

>>67067073
yes i admit i was rampantly shitposting

>>67064353
Happened yesterday

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>>67064353
>his """""""""""mom""""""""""" doesn't let him skip school when he steps on a lego

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>>67064353
>Be Dutch...think to be even remotely civilised and superior

Kek

>>67067514
Mucho bene! This a very spicy post!

>>67067514
wow! epic maymay! xD le family guy! le epic funny memes! xDDDD!!111!!!!

kill yourself you dumb fucking underage retard

>>67067959
kys newfie

>>67064353
>be 28 year old italian
>stable job for 4 years
>living with gf in my flat

Mom's dead btw

>>67067893
This is why I will forever hate germanics

>>67067893
>damage a shitty fountain

oh wow is that the end of the world?

>>67068149
and then you woke up

>>67067959
>it's a "leaf faggot makes a horrific and dreadful post" episode

>>67068225
Nah, been here for a while. Enough to transition from complete neet to an (almost) funzionale Humana being

>>67068188
Well, hope you don't mind if I'll bring some friends and we come up there and shit in one your dear King palaces...The one is Hague is fine for you?

That shows your level...go back to your hut, it's better

>>67068430
Fucking autocorrect

>>67067893
ma dai, era una fontanella del cazzo
hanno fatto bene

>>67068800
doppie doppie confermano

Okay, time to settle this matter one for all.
Between your mom and your wife, who you would love most?

Me? Of course it's my ma, if my wife slander or mistreat my ma, i will kick her out of the hourse.
You could always find another wife but only one mom in your whole life.

>>67069030
Considering how divorce is now normal, I'd say the age of wives is over. Women are awful romantic partners.

So, mother > wife.

>>67069030
Sorry to say but confirm you and >>67069226
Women are too self-centered, always expect and never give...
Mother > wife for me as well

>>67068141
How do you even know about newfoundland you retarded vigirn nigger-sucking faggot?

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>be 28 year old Italian
>it starts raining during your newspaperboy job
>mom finishes the rest of your newspapers and makes you hot chocolate

>>67066969
Stock photography, friendo.

>>67069030
neither 2bqhwy

>>67064353
>be 28 year old Italian
>study for 6+ years
>earn 800€/month full time

I like this thread.

>>67069226
Are gay guys better or do they just act like women? If they are two men then I'm pretty jelly and await the invention of gay pills.

>>67073552
>barely hs education
>1500€/month

I didn't ask for this feel

>>67068887
>>67068800
Ma sei solo un coglione

>be 45 year old Italian
>retire with 2500€/month
>spend your days complaining about muh pensions and young people being lazy

>>67074649
Sei tirolese ve?

>>67064353
Samw goes for all southern yuropoors. With Greeks you only have to replace the age with 40

>>67074649
This Is just mean

My father retired after 40 years of work with 1800€/month.
He worked 10 to 12 hours a day, and He was the maintenance chief for a Big industry.

Lots of elders have 500€ check here

>>67074649
witnessed many living memes like this
I pray they spend everything they have in medical aid and badanti

>>67073034
my mom would do that

>>67073034
It sounds like you're jealous

>>67067893
>LE SUPERIOR WHITE GERMANICS PPL MEME
there was more culture in that fountain than in the entirety of Netherlands

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Sounds to me like there is a ragie wagie on the loose angry about having massive debt at 22, so he takes it out on the master race that lives debt-free in a house they actually own.

I sure hope you enjoy that "independence" making money for your boss, wagie. Better work hard tomorrow, that loan needs repaying quick before they take "your" house away.

>>67075934
>massive debt
>Dutch

>>67067959
t. Gord Romano

>>67073034
>be 28 year old Italian
>be a cruise ship captain
>attempt a dangerous maneuver to impress mom
>crash into a rock
>abandon 4000 passengers and go home because it was getting dark and mom called and said dinner's ready

>>67064606
me on the left

>>67068188
kys toothpaste

>>67083356
anal sex

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>>67064353
>be 8 year old Italian
>step on Legos when stepping out of bed
>dad seriously talking with you about meanig of life and your place in it

>be 8 year old Italian
>have sex

>be 8 year old Italian
>come home
>from school

>be Italian in 2008+8 year
>newspaperboy job is still exist in your jobmarket

>be 8 year old Italian
>study for 6+ years
>die virgin,people spread rumors you were gay

>be 8 year old Italian
>playing in cruise ship captain in bath
>attempt a dangerous maneuver to impress mom
>crash into a rock
>abandon 4000 passengers
>grove up and intent to join navy
>superstitious aunt remind you that case from your childhood and recommend to choose something else
>you agree with her

i'm doing right?

>>67084750
wat

>>67084750
>russian ruining everything

Typical

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>>67084750
things that make you go hmmm

>>67067893
did we break that?
kek

>>67085097
The havenarbeiders from >Rotterdam did

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>>67073552
you're not funny

>be 30 year old italian
>mom is strung out on the same drugs as you

tfw thread is too long

can I have a recap?

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>you're not a 28 year old italian
>you don't have an italian gf
is there even any semblance of a point to keep living?

>>67084750
wtf. retard