>be American >wear shoes while dying in bed sharting

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>be American
>pay $40 plus tip (not the baby's) for holding your own offspring in your arms

reply to my thread please

>Be british
>Be lying in bed
>Be arrested for not having lying in bed license
>Cops show up quickly because of tracking device in my neck
>"Oi, you cummin wif us wankuh!"
>I run away
>Cops can't catch me because no guns
>Made a wrong turn
>In a part of town that has designated sharia law
>Big Ben starts bonging
>O shit.tea
>Mandatory 7 bong praying
>Muslims come out and see Im not praying
>Almost get decapitated
>Cops from before rescue me only to arrest me afterwards for being racist for not adhearing to the sharia law
>Get stabed with butter knife

Such is life in The United Califate of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

>>67028773
>Be british
>Be culturally enriched by refugees trying to break into home
>Can't use guns or knives to defend self because they're illegal
>Get killed by religion of peace

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>>67028855
>be american baby
>get penis mutilated by parents because of a jewish scheme

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>be american
>go to college
>learn about ''pepe'' the frog
>be trillions in debnts
>work in wallmart for paying debnts
>clean other americans shit
>get shot

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>be american
>get negroe'd

>be mexican
>get narcoe'd

>be guatemalan
>get raped by la 18

>be salvadorian
>get salvatruchae'd

>>67028773
>Be britbong
>Love my country
>Allah bless The Islamic State Of Britain.

>be american
>don't put socks in the freezer
>get shot

>>67031304
>refugees

You do know we didn't take any right?

>>67031973
It was the Seventh Day Adventists.