Where's the vocaroo thread? Post something in your native

Godverkanker m'n fiets is weer eens gejat.

>>67017589
Let's do only one liners though


Është një gjë që nëpërkëmbet

>>67017624
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T8SH01eA4o
Something about cancer, kek

shey wasak bil arabi

duży z ciebie koleś

>>67017661
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lAJPHvmoAR
>>67017696
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cHcGkioQ1w
>>67017709
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NDvL3Sjno6

ore no chinko namete kureyo

say this as manly as possible

>>67017624
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OhJDsCT7r0

>>67017709
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BVRkyvxAQt

gimme moar

>>67017770
8/10 not bad

Mange moé le cul mon esti de chien sale

>>67017770
you diddly darn done it.

>>67017786
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kiU5umioE3
>>67017696
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZDQTCDbMQK

>>67017786
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O2S7GiewPX

>>67017770
>>67017835
cool, and nice
surprisingly canadian made it sound more russian than the russian guy himself

>>67017786
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VlmIAyvMTF
That's how nippongs sound to me.

>>67018087
I thought it's obvious, one pole told me that if Russians speak Polish they just sound with east Poland accent.

>>67017786
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mCfAAfqjQp
>>67018003
nice thanks, give me something with weird consonants pls
>>67018087
He probably is more used to reading Polish as I am

>>67017696
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dB9JPEOFdF
>>67017786
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jf589G8tsJ
>>67017891
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v4ePJsBamA

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>>67018061
r u a robot?
>>67018087
>>67018185
hehe nice

Niềm vui của bị xuất tinh bên trong

as girly as possible

>>67018276
Je sais pas si ta essayé de faire un accent québécois, mais ton accent est délicieux ahahah

>>67018276
best :D

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>>67018306
J'ai essayé de forcer l'accent ouais, cool s'il est bien fait
>>67018318
<3

>>67017589
Rrumullak,strumullak
Kur e prek të bën me gjak

It's about to try to pronounce it in the original language or to pronounce it in your language (by it's grammar rules)?

>>67018354
Ca sonne pas Québécois, ca sonne juste drole, kek
Donne moi quelque chose dans ton patois tiens
>>67018282
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LPHQJHQqew

>>67018423
" Vai t'en cagar a la vinha e pòrta-me la clau "
La seule phrase que je connais en Occitan.

Korablee lavirovali lavirovali da nje vilavirovali.

Tsaplja chakhla tsaplja sokhla tsaplja sdokhla.

Try Russian tongtwisters, written with right pronunciation.

Nunca toqué una concha, nací por cesárea

>>67018419
Original

>>67018567
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wzrbkhIvf3
stuck once cuz i've heard you don't pronunce u

>>67018410
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T0yVfspXNc
>>67018529
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tYAIRzao4E
Pas sur si nh cest n+h ou une autre affaire
>>67018535
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11uqA2uMthY

>>67018650
First one is 10\10, second is not good :9.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17wb7YR5GhW

>>67018650
ah ça n'a rien à voir haha
c'est plus bayten cagar a la binia é portamé la claou

>>67017589
Percayalah, kasihmu lama tersulam di ruang paling dalam terlalu jauh tak terselam.

Pronunciation guide:

a - C[a]r
i - [ee]l
u - b[oo]t
e - [u]mm
o - [o]h yeah

c always as in [c]hair
k always as in [K]elvin
j always as in [j]ungle
the rest are the same as in English

o pana e moku tawa mi.

>>67018866
reddit.com/r/TokiPona

>>67018967
mi sona e ni: lipu ni li pona.

Someone sing me a song :3

>>67020289
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zzzh0n8wAN
Its not like its my first time singing in German

>>67019052
see >>67018967

>>67020552
Nice!
Can you sing something in portuguese ?

>>67017589
(Catalan)

"No és comparable.
Les paraules d'origen got sí que són nuclears. De fet conformen el fet diferencial de la nostra llengua respecte de les veïnes (estona, guaitar, ganivet, agafar, arreu, arran, boig, esquena, amanir, sopar, rostir, robar, bosc, blau, brou, ...)
A més de mots, a la nostra llengua hi són presents altres elements com el sufix "-enc" (que assenyala una relació). Existeix com a "-ing" a moltes llengües germàniques.
Per exemple, es poden formar gentilicis:
Atenenc > ətənɛŋk
Aþening (acusatiu en islandès) > aθɛniŋk "

>>67017589
Rate my Arabic. Family started yelling at me to shut up halfway through.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17y6hKpVvlE

>>67020552

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tvu1xTmYQO

thats for you leaf. I fucked up my rythm at the end and at the beginning

Wow I butcher them
>>67017624
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rk13rReYPc
>>67017661
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15atgTtHiNB
>>67017786
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VHuHjEWutE
>>67018567
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H5zUnyPeqh
>>67018866
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BjfvNVzJsb
>>67023890
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k5tzIFgxuW

Avoiding writing an essay this way is fun.

>>67026905
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BjfvNVzJsb
Bretty gud.

>>67027270
What language is that?

>>67026905

quite easy to understand

http://vocaroo.com/i/s086EPAGKoHG tips to anyone who recognizes the song without jewgle

bumping. come on people these threads used to be the best on /int/

Test oO

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>>67030534
Thought as much. Gookmoot still hasn't fixed it.

>>67030605
it works in filenames though for some reason

>>67029443
no clue. sorry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLn5HX5hy1I
sing this pls for my autistic needs

>>67030752
I tried it once, it was extremely meh. Singing a song you don't know by heart always ends up without any emotion, nuance etc.

>>67030534
>>67030605
Yo guy, rate me. Been learning Danish for two months.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fc7MYexgki

Also, rate my bonus points.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K2yCyMdca5

>>67031198
oh. I wish I knew something to keep this thread alive. These threads use to be fun back then.

>>67031435
I guess when nigel & co. disappeared these threads died. Also to anyone reading this, you can read anything from the thread, not just posts made in the last 30min.

>>67031620
did they banned or lost interest?

>>67031674
I have no idea, probably lost interest (since why would they be banned). I also used to be a regular here, but when I became sober for a while I stopped, and during that period they'd all disappeared.

>>67031373
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fc7MYexgki
Personally I would enunciate "at" a bit more, but that's just a dialectic thing, and your pronunciation is valid I suppose. The "å" is off, it should be more enunciated, and you forgot the "r" in "oensker".
("oe" = old-fashioned dashed O).
Pretty good and totally comprehensible. If that's only two months with no immersion then that's rather impressive.

>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K2yCyMdca5
I only got 1/3 of that. What were you attempting to say?

>>67032052
Thanks, yeah I've been learning completely on my own.

Could you vocaroo the difference between "oensker" and "oenske"?

Oh and in the second audio, I was just trying to do the Danish tongue twister: doede roede roedoeje rådne roegede oerreder med floede. (It sucks that you can't do slashed O's.)

>>67017589

tráthnóna maith, anon is ainm dom agus is maith liom bod

>>67031674
they became normies and abandoned us ;_;

>>67032813
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16Gt4xmi3H3
The difference is generally more subtle than that when spoken in a sentence (almost inaudible in many dialects including mine, but not including Rigsdansk), but it's there, and it's gramatically important.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KCprxp0kOm


>I was just trying to do the Danish tongue twister:
Ah, now that I know that I can actually understand it.

And just for kicks:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eHPiihlpAu

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>>67027473
toki pona

>>67033765
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eHPiihlpAu

This is so fast holy shit.

Where is Swedish, Norwegian and Greek?

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Requesting english, french and spanish.

>>67030605

Rate (I am rather clueless)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V8kQM3HKQe

>>67040079
Sort of comprehensible, but maybe that's just because I know what you're reading.
Slashed O is basically the same as ö, and æ is similar to ä.

Hiding under the floor/10

watashi, senpai no koto ga daisuki desu!
tsukiatte kudasai!

as girly as possible

>>67040695
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pt1QB1KH5d

>>67040695
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TioGfm62kq

>>67040912
faggot
>>67040984
sounds like weeb shit

>>67041035
But I'm straight :DDDD

>>67040695
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00vXTXaFzMh

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>>67036632
El volcán de parangaricutirimícuaro se quiere desparangaricutiriguarízar, y él qué lo desparangaricutiricuarízare será un buen desparangaricutirimízador.
late and you probably left but whatever.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BOA14Sncvy
im bored

>>67042720
"I cannot go to school today"
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
"I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.

My mouth is wet, my throat is dry.
I'm going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I've counted sixteen chicken pox.

And there's one more - that's seventeen,
And don't you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut, my eyes are blue,
It might be the instamatic flu.

I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I'm sure that my left leg is broke.
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button's caving in.

My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
My toes are cold, my toes are numb,
I have a sliver in my thumb.

My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.

My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There is a hole inside my ear.

I have a hangnail, and my heart is ...
What? What's that? What's that you say?
You say today is .............. Saturday?
G'bye, I'm going out to play!"

Todo el dia con el tetra para bancar la vida
Musculosa vomitada con chorizo y birra
La baranda que despiden siempre es mandarina
Es por eso que merecen que la gente diga

Negros de mierda, parecen cucarachas que se amontonan en la basura
Negros de mierda, no sirven para nada y van derecho hacia la fisura
Negros de mierda, hay que desinfectarlos para no mancharse con su negrura

Si tenes algun amigo demasiado oscuro
Olvidalo que es un negro, se cae de maduro
Se te meten en tu casa y no vivis seguro
Y si la ven a tu señora le tocan el culo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYRAGGDpHHI

>>67043767
is this talking about bolivians?

>>67017624
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zpAgmKvFU6 (embed)

>>67017786
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tMh4pogLsf (embed)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jKUWgjOqx0 (embed)
>>67040695
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12Suj8cPwBz (embed)

>>67043767
a small part for starters
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FYcaAG43ED

>>67046021


קֵן לַצִּפּוֹר
בֵּין הָעֵצִים,
וּבַקֵּן לָהּ
שָׁלֹשׁ בֵּיצִים.

וּבְכָל־בֵּיצָה
– הַס, פֶּן תָּעִיר –
יָשֵׁן לוֹ
אֶפְרוֹחַ זָעִיר.

>>67020552
You are way better than these guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-m8KiirOaQ

>>67043767
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fTPTcejIIq

>>67046239
Shit I accidentally deleted my post. I'll do the voocaroo soon

>>67048179
luister jy na rsg

is nicky steeds daar

>>67048212
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ASXRTVAzN2
>>67046239
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FQP9lqCbVz