So to fellow westerners: are you ready for the war with Russia

>>66993263

I'm ready. Fucking bastards messed with our democracy. That was the last straw. Nukes being prepped for launch as we speak.

I want to either turn the key in the silo, or pilot a drone that takes out Putin.

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>>66993263
k /we.

I seriously hope we surrender before the war.

>>66993263
So some reason I have second thoughts about going to war with Russia, can we just do some sactions and write them a stern letter in which we clearly state that we strongly dissaprove of their behaviour?

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>>66994465

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>>66994465

>>66993263
Deserter.

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I'm already in an ROTC competing for a pilot slot. I'd love to be a bomber pilot, preferably an B-1b.

>>66993263
There won't be a war between USA and Russia.

>>66993263
I think I would make a good General. But I'm fat and have no skills.

>>66993263
I was a conscript in the artillery, and being positioned several kilometers away from the front line seems good to me.

>>66993263
I'm ready for Vietnam 2; Syrian Boogaloo

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>>66995112
Seems great until your position gets smoked by some counter artillery fire.

>>66995190
well no one is safe from artillery, air strikes or special forces raids

>>66995227
but one good thing is that I wasnt cannon crew, just giving fire missions from a vehicle further back cannons are the bigger target

>>66995282
Are you an officer or just a lazy nco

>>66995071
Inferior choose tbqh

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>>66995303
I was a private, assitant to an officer, someone had to man the computer and radio system

Its not going to happen.
Putin has shit on hillary to keep her in line.
Donald wants to work with Russia
>>66993444
>mssed with our democracy
No that would be hillary and the DNC
If hitler tells you your wife is cheating on you, and shows you proof do you blame hitler or your wife you cuck?

>>66995375
Being an officer's assistant sounds pretty comfy desu

I bet other privates wouldn't like you

>regardless

Only Hillary is on a war path.

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>>66995341
What jet would you pick Vladimir?

>>66995406
some was a little jelly because it was a popular position many tried to get
they wanted it because its relatively comfy

but I had friends in the cannon crews as well

>>66995465
In the US generals have their own personal assistants, they do a lot of bitch work such as cleaning their clothes, and getting food for them. But apparently it's a very competitive special assignment.

Field Marshal or scribe, can't decide.

>>66995570
our "bitch work" was to set up the officers tent and generator so they had a warm place to work but nothing as degrading as cleaning their clothes or cooking for them
we were 3 assistants so we could rotate and work 24/7

there was also some guard duty involved

>>66995681
also, usually 2 assistants working at the same time
so it wasnt just me on my own with an officer

>>66993263

If a war broke down with the usa involved, i'd fight against them, i hate this country more than any in the world

>>66993263
Comander in Chief

I thought Trump was on good terms with Putin
and Hillary plays a dirty game but wouldn't do such a foolish thing

>>66995455
MIG-31BM since i'm mad from my cunt and Super Hornet from US

>>66995398

Fucking hell, you Trumpers keep spouting this shit. You don't get that he is a useful idiot. He doesn't even understand how he is being played, just as you don't understand you are being played by him.

And taking warfare actions against another nation to try to influence elections is the definition of threatening democracy. But of course the Trump supporters are OK with damaging our democracy so long as their candidate wins, appoints their judges, and somehow keeps their vision of America alive.

If you don't understand the problems I pointed out above then you should not be allowed to vote. Or even cite the pledge of allegiance.

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>>66995933
I respect it

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>>66993263
I always wanted to be a sniper but my vision is poor.

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>>66993263
would propably work as a chemnist
weapon development, pharmaceutical sector, petro-realated chem, the list of possibilities goes on
as long it does not come to an ABC war i will propably just be fine
feels good senpai

>>66996040
In the US at least, you can get a waiver if you get corrective surgery.

>>66995443
this

>>66993263
Geeks and nerds usually choose Air Force because Air Force has the best dorms and the Air Force loves anime and manga more than the Navy and Army.

That is why Air Force's nickname is sometimes the Chair Force

>implying I would lay down my life to support a pointless, imperial war

Sorry OP, I ain't retarded

>>66996509
My life is pointless anyways so what's the big deal

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>>66996131

Older fucker here.

I paid $3000 for lasik in 1998 because my vision was a >5.25 diopters. (think 20/500)

After all this time I still have 20/40 or better vision. Often I'm at 20/30. And I can wear really cool sunglasses.....

Unfortunately I now need reading glasses for close up work because I'm now old. It was worth it.

>>66993263
But Trump is isolationist. Why would he start a war with Russia?

>>66996866
1998? It's amazing what they were able to even then

Now they have even better machines that can with extreme accuracy essentially map the fucking surface of your eye.

>>66997100

You're absolutely right. We even have drive-thru lasik now for less than a car payment.

My pupils hyperdilate, so I have the problem with night vision. But still, it's been worth it. I would do it again.

But with lasik available at $500 and much better than mine - duh! PROGRESS!

>>66995944
Wow, where do I start with picking apart this ctr retard?
>you trumpers
Nope
>warfare actions against another nation to try to influence elections is a definition of threating democracy
Except one there is no proof russia is involved
Two, a whore rigging the elction is far more damaging, as its complete circumvention.
But you fucking redbaiting retards can't accept your whore is a fraud and a liar.
>appoints their judges
Requires congress's support retard
>you should not be allowed to vote
Literally jim crow

Feel free to kill yourself.

>>66995443
No, Trump is far more likely to start something if some other country's leader looks cross-eyed at him.

>>66996993
He'd start a war over some real or perceived slight at the drop of a hat.

>>66995944
>And taking warfare actions against another nation
When did they do this?

>>66998720
Yeah, just keep ignoring the NSA, the CIA, and the FBI. But I guess those are all "rigged government shills". Perhaps you should ask Alex Jones who is in charge. And for what it's worth your FBI stooge in charge is no better than Trump for his turning the Bureau into a political machine.

If you don't understand how this is a problem then you should not be allowed to vote. Seriously you are that biased and that stupid.

And your claims of redbaiting is actually proven facts from investigative journalism. But yeah, again it must be a rigged leftist media.

And calling the leftist candidate a whore is the ultimate of projection coming from Trump voters. Your candidate has direct ties to Putin and pro-Putin administrations in eastern europe.

I'm not asking you to kill yourself. I expect you will do the right thing Wednesday morning. You will do your country a favor. I will contribute to your funeral expenses because it's the right thing to do.

>>66993263
But it is Hillary who speaks only about how Russia is evil

>>67000646
Holy fucking shit you're retarded.
First off [citation] for any of those places saying that there is one hundred percent proof russia is involved
You don't fucking having one.
>Seriously you are that biased and that stupid
Biased to what you fucking dumb fuck?
I told you I'm not a trump voter.
But you're so fucking retarded you don't know there is more between the corporate whore and the fucking orange.
Oh yeah, you fucking can't fucking read.
And again, you're dodging the fucking question
Doesn't fucking matter who sent the leaks
What matters is the proven corruption inside them
You are fucking retarded
>leftists
HAHAHAHA yeah, pro war, pro tpp, anti lgbt goldwater girl is leftist
>Trump voter
Again you are a retard,
NOT A TRUMP VOTER
>direct ties to putin
CITATION NEEDED
>proven facts from investigative journalism
yet you couldn't provide a citation
And yeah it is rigged
CNN is owned by Time warner, clinton's ninth highest donor
MSNBC is also in her donor bloc
ABC too
NBC too

Seriously, if you actually believe what hillary is saying, what will you do when she breaks her promises.
When she sends more soldiers to die in the middle east for oil
As we run out of coal from her pro fracking donors
And as she sends more jobs overseas
What will you do? Because you don't believe any of that is going to happen, so when it does?

I'm done giving you (you)
And I hope you outlive your children.

>>67000022
But Trump likes Putin?

>Not realizing this is all just campaign shit they're using to win votes and that neither candidate will likely take any majorly aggressive actions towards Russia.

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I am always ready. I am rifleman, that role suits me well already. Just waiting to get to kill some russians.

Holy fucking shit I just checked my resting heart rate, it's 41 .. I'm a fucking machine

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What's the MOS for fluffer

Military engineering masterace, desu

(I want to build GREAT WALLS)

>>67003874
Of fucking course the German's heart rate is efficient even when he's supposed to be resting.

>>66994465
Didn't even have to check flag to know what cunt you are

>>66993263
I'm ready as FUCK. Russia is full of fucking faggots, I want to send them all to hell. All of these pussy ass /pol/tards are talking about Hillary sending us to war with Russia but who the fuck cares? Who says we don't want to fuck up those arrogant shitheads?

I'd probably dodge the draft (if there is any, there wasn't even after 9/1) and go to Mexico if Canada gets sucked in.

If they catch me, I'd probably go into the Corps of Engineers ngl. Being obese and autistic, I'm shit-tier at combat.

>>67004570
Drafts don't happen as soon as the war starts stupid, they only happen if we're losing. And we won't be losing.

>>67000022
Why do you say that?

>>67004615
If (when) we win, I hope we annex Russia. I'd love to terraform millions of acres of Siberia and create a new land rush w/ a new wild west. A wild east, if you will.

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>>67004569
>>67004664

>>67004684
Not an argument

>>67004569
>>67004615
>>67004664
>self admitted obese fatso wanting war
Funny, the Ukrainians said the same thing. Then they actually got massacred by the Russians

lmao pussy

>>66995071
Pilots must be officers..god you ROTC cunts are pathetic

You have no military bearing or training and you think it's fun and shit, wait til you get to basic and realize you aren't a special snowflake who will be a pilot

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>i will never get dragged into the war because of a treaty
>i will never encounter an injured ruski
>i will never befriend him while he recovers
>i will never form a pmc with him
>i will never take down dictators covertly
JUST

>>66993263
I don't give a shit, can't be worst than Bush jr.

>>67004747
Are the 1st and 2nd biggest air forces in the world the Ukrainian Air Force and Navy?

>>66993263
If a war with Russia happens and they invade, I hope I am raped by one of their female soldiers

Hopefully we elect FN and join Russia's side
Americans are obviously the bad guys

>>67006376
Oh really are you gonna fight in this one? I guess 1 for 3 isn't bad.

>>67008059
Fought in all 3, my uneducated friend. Got rekt really fast in the second, that's all. As for me, I'd rather go to war against the real enemy: the muslim horde.

So, who gets nuked first?

>>66995944
Kill yourself.

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murkans arent going to do shit.

Ivan has lady liberty by her trap balls

You are now at the kremlin's mercy.

billy

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>>66993263
Chaplain seems pretty cosy

>carry a cross around
>copypasta some bible stuff
>don't get shot

>>66993263
>What role in the military would be ideal for you
Unfit to serve. Gonna shitpost on /int/, as always.

>>66995944
you're a fucking idiot god damn

>>66993263
>you will never find a scared Russian twink among the rubble of St Petersburg
>you will never save him and nurse him back to health
>you will never fall in love with each other
>you will never buy a house together in the suburbs of New Chicago, formerly known as Moscow.
>you will never have passionate sex with your Slav twinkfu and then fall asleep holding each other
>he will never whisper "ya lyubyu tebya, amerikanski" in your ear

>>67000646
are you going to ignore the FBI?

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/01/us/politics/fbi-russia-election-donald-trump.html?_r=0

fucking clinton crony, choke on a rail spike

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>>67008599
>this post

stop

>>67008059
We have nukes now

My dream in life is to press the button and launch a nuke at mecca, and another at california
Literally the gates of hell
Then i can die happy

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>>67008599
>you will never find refugee from nuclear ashes-tier country formerly known as USA
>you will never show him a radioactive ruins of your own city
>you will never sadistically rape this fat ass, shouting "idiots, it could be avoided, aхaхaхa! We could post on 4chan right now, but your stupid leader decided to trash the entire Earth because politics, лoлoлoлo!"
>tfw you'll die after this, cause your body is poisoned, and the rest of survived humankind on planet will experience the same
And this is what you want? Go back and drink your Kool-Aid and consume watermelons, nigger kiddo.

>>67009132
You're so cute when you're tsundere. Give me a kiss

>>66993263
I'm a concientious objector if war breaks out.
I'll shoot them if they ever come ashore though.
>>66993444
>Messed with democracy by revealing emails of people messing with out democracy

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>Hillary wins
Calls Putin's bluffs and reveals that Russia is nothing more than a weak bully with an army that is stuck in the 80s and will explode by itself
>Trump wins
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Nuclear war is just a meme to scare idiots to vote for Trump aka influence the elections

>>67009166
>I'm a concientious objector if war breaks out.
You and millions of other people. Good luck getting that status given to you

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>>67009162
Naw, I prefer to suck French cock, not a fat nigger's one

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>you will always be a good sheep
>drinking fluoride water and brushing teeth with fluoride toothpaste
>slaving away for some shit you dont even need
>being a good goy and having following one out of two-three belief systems rotschild and other elites created for plebs like you
>doing exactly what the kike wants you to do, while believing you're fighting for some greater cause, le national pride, le good future, le survival of white race or whatever other horseshit

feels uncertain man

Russia is a meme

Their rusty military can't even win against some ukrainian rednecks

>>67009200
Well then they can kick me out and i'll become a refugee.
Don't give a fuck, not fighting in a war that has nothing to do with me.

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>>67009181
>cold war is meme to scare idiots to vote for Trump

>>67009249
This
If war ever happens it will be an early Russian push as the west tries to organize, and then a massive Russian defeat which will end in Putin putting his finger over the button as an intimidation tactic.

>>67009258
might have been confused there, we arent talking about the past, but the memes putin is spreading right now on the internet and even within Russia in order to scare the US nobodies to vote for his puppet because eh knows Hillary will BTFO him

>>67009257
>kick me out
No you'll just go to jail and get raped. It's rape or the army, that is your choice.

>>67009287
Probably rape

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Putin:
>5'3

Hillary:
>5'5

>>67009166
Here they would force you into a non-combatant role and everyone would have contempt for you.

Best thing to do if conscription was to return is to enlist early in the air force or navy in comms or engineering.

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>>67009286
Actually, 85% of this memes is just mass media's rich imagination. He never told a truth to anyone :^) .

>>67009382
Rumors have to start from somewhere before the media start masturbating to it because causing fear and worry increases ratings.

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>Putinlet

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>>67009423
And the roots of such rumors were feared brainwashed pranoic dumbasses in Internet alongside with cold war memories and fact that there are still intercontinental warheads on our territory

>>67009521
So you are saying /pol/ memes and other right wing morons who like ww3 memes.

That would make sense, but Putin recalls people back to russia for "preparation" which he knew looks like a nuclear war meme and then the news get some nuclear missle on a truck as new weapon or something.

He doesnt seem to want to quiet down the rumors

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>>67009571
>So you are saying /pol/ memes and other right wing morons who like ww3 memes.
Otherwise, why the fuck /pol/ exists anyway? WW3 memes = fuel for discussions = >>>/pol/
>but Putin recalls people back to russia for "preparation" which he knew looks like a nuclear war meme and then the news get some nuclear missle on a truck as new weapon or something
First fact is objectively bullshit. There are a lot of us outside.
Second... of course, we're developing new weapons, as well as USA. This is essential basis of humanity, to be prepared for the worst case.
Missile on truck is quite old project. Just one of many others.
>He doesnt seem to want to quiet down the rumors
He has no reason for that. Those rumors are just additional bonus - unnecessary, but quite nice

>>67009378
Don't care, not fighting a war that is only happening because a bunch of elite fucks hate each other.
I have nothing against the common Russian, and refuse to fight against them until they give me a reason.

>>66994991
This. Not a fucking goddamn chance I let myself die protecting some bullshit Jewish interests.

I'll let this country burn, at this point it would honestly be a good thing.

>>67009690
>>First fact is objectively bullshit. There are a lot of us outside.
Nobody said about people like you being outside, i was referring to news saying Putin has recalled back government members or something abroad as "preparation".

The action alone was my point.

And if he likes what is happening it could be very easily a rumor planted by him, i mean we are never gonna know for sure but you seem to overestimating /pol/ memes

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>>66993263

none, because it isn't happening

>>67009717
I'm curious, what happened to all the young lads coerced into invading Iraq and then refused to return after realizing being shot at and murdering civilians isn't all it's cracked up to be?

Were they discharged or even prosecuted?

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>>67009781
>Putin has recalled back government members or something abroad as "preparation".
Trust me, there could be other reasons for recalling those guys back. Preparation for WW3 seems just as one of possibilities. But, judging by overall political picture here, I can assure you that there aren't any measures in case of upcoming war. If they were clearly visible, it would be a reason to be worried about.

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>>67009869
+1 cookie to this gentleman. Best reply for the entire thread.

>>67009900
I am not saying there werent other reasons, but the timing and the announcement pretty much was used to fan the ww3 rumors and he isnt stupid enough to not know that would be the result of his action.

Of course it is a meme, only talking about the public image and influence of all this

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>>67009967
>Of course it is a meme, only talking about the public image and influence of all this
You got it right. Its just a meme.

>>67009370
Putin is 5'7 you fucking retard

>>67009892
You mean Bergdahl?

Can you fight in Alaska and the Bering strait instead of Europe? Thanks.

Also, I'm not fighting against Russia for the US sockpuppet Merkel.

>>66993263

>tfw gonna get carpetbombed

>>67010282
No I mean the soldiers who returned from duty but refused a second tour. I guess there were a lot of them.

Neutral

>>66993263
I have nothing against Russians, but yes, I'm ready.
I want to be on the front line.

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I want to be a worker on the Enclave Oil Rig, but I'll probably get assigned to one of those numbered fallout shelter vaults that is really just a fucked up social experiment.

>>66993263
>war with Russia
who keeps pushing this meme?

If there ever was going to be a war it would have already happened during Soviet times, today's problems are laughable compared to the bazillion proxy wars and insurgencies and covert operations that were going on back then.

>>66993263

Most white Americans are dirty progressives. Hence, where they can be found, they should be killed. There are a handful which claim not to be progressives, but they are so few in number as to be statistically irrelevant.

Just kill any American white you can catch as a precaution. They are all filthy multiculturalists, progressives, race mixers, supporters of homosexuality and trans rights, and Islamic apologists.

Most of those posting under the US flag on /int/, are self-hating whites and millennial progressives of the following type:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0diJNybk0Mw

I'm 37 so suck shit youngins
I'll just stay at home and cuckold you with your desperate twenty something girlfriends whilst assembling a vast art piece out of all the white feathers I get in the mail

>>67011958
you fucking oldfags think you know everything

>>66995893
>I thought Trump was on good terms with Putin

he claims to be. Putin says he's never met him though.

>>67010902
You'll be fine, anon. Mods will fix it.

>>66993263
I'm sure I'll be greeting new neighbors when a bunch of Murrikans are "stationed" in Canada, just like their daddy was back in 'Nam.

To all the American claplords crying that they'll move to Canada if the candidate they don't like gets elected, I have only one thing to say:

WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL!

>>66993263
>war with Russia

How do you think this would look like?

It's not gonna happen. Russia has already fully deployed in Syria. Attacking Syria now would be as difficult as attacking Russia itself.

>>66993263
The face when you enroll at the Air Force officer academy just before WWIII because you don't wanna be drafted as infantry

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>>66994854
>write them a stern letter
>we strongly disapprove of their behaviour
>Russia
holy shit your country haven't learned a bit, did it?

>>67012501
>reading this thread
we are the only ones who learned it seems. amerifats would carpet atomic bomb my country after russia has run through it.
No thank you, ww3 wont happen between russia and amerifats.

I hope for a next world war, yeah. At least I won't have to kill myself, the things war brings with it will do that for me.

I'm a delusional tranny anyways it's not like I care

>>67009086
>california
this is a wise and merciful decision

im ready, we will swtich sides if we are in the loosing team so im not worried :^)

>>66993263
will never happen

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if russian give us kuril and sakhalin island we are prepared to be backstabbing usa.