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>be me >live in Soviet Union >wake up in state-issued

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>be me
>live in Soviet Union
>wake up in state-issued living quarters
>put on state-issued clothes
>eat state-issued bread rations and beets for breakfast
>walk to state-issued elevator
>it's broken
>it's been broken for ten years
>take stairs
>get in car to drive to state-issued job
>turn on state-issued radio
>playing propaganda songs
>my favorite
>lose radio signal
>realize I'm low on fuel
>stop at fuel station
>state-issued wheels fall off of car
>put hand on door handle
>door falls off of car
>walk out of car
>put fuel in car
>it's unrefined petroleum
>costs 16000 rubles
>get in car
>state-issued engine explodes
>crawl out of wreckage
>get beaten by secret police for damage to public property and private possession of car
>decide to walk to work today
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>be me
>live in America
>be arrested for going to a communist meeting to find out if it is stupid, and confirm that it was.
>be "made an example of" and killed
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>>66967711
>Soviet union
>Fuel
>16000
Yea especially when 1 ruble was 1.10$
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>>66967711
Benzin was dirt cheap in Soviet Union. Music was pretty nice also.
https://youtu.be/gr-ru9zFw48
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>>66969103
This, country was 9/10 but leadership and international economic 0/10
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>>66969160
>country was 9/10
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>>66969235
Are you 80yo gulag prisoner or what?
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>>66968709
Really? That's what triggers you?
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>>66969342
Except food, music, benzin, and broken elevator it's not that far from reality. I mean russian cars were and still are garbage.
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>>66969432
>defending USSR
what the fuck
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>>66969488
It wasn't really bad by russian standarts.
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>>66969488
Problem?
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>>66969103
Pretty neat desu
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>>66967711
>people in the Soviet Union got apartments, jobs, cars, and other things given to them, just like that
Wow, I'm jealous.
t. Neet living with parents
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>>66967711
Did you get a state-issued gf?
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>>66969905
You had to work though.
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>>66969579

>my people has lower standards of living you see for we are some sort of mutated brutals
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>>66970825
I meant 1960-1985 were the best years to live in Russia.
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>>66970825
lel
you are fags
stupid swecuck, fuck off back to your general
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>>66970825
this x10000000000000
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>>66971331
>>66970825
Again. What I meant was that there was no better time to live in Russia than post Stalin and pre Gorbachov USSR.
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>>66969103
I want to fugg
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>>66967711
>Soviet union>>>>>>modern day eastern europe>>>>>>>>Degenerate (((USA)))
>>
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>>66971658
Retard
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>>66971785
liberal whore
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>>66971658
t. never ever ever been in either
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>>66971310
(you)
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>>66973005
>>66971902
>>66971658
angry serb detected
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