You have to live the rest of your life in a South American country.

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<3 Colombia

Uruguay

Chile is second but their food is gross

Stay where i am.

>>66939150
Chile

Blks trigger me.

brazil

If not Chile, then Uruguay

here

>>66939150
Ecuador <3

>>66939563
there

>>66939150
Southern Brazil

Uh.. The Falklands?

>>66939150
South Brazil

Argentina

>>66939150

Andinia

>>66939150
French Guyana

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>>66939150
>You have to live the rest of your life in a South American country.

>>66939824
It's not like Mexico is that much different, though

>>66939150
Falklands.

>>66939844
well, we're not ruled by cartels and people don't get beheaded here

>>66939650
>>66939742

Shit, you guys really believe in this "white southern brasil" thing?

Just gonna say this: go to any southern state and see shit for yourself.

>>66939969
ok
https://www.numbeo.com/quality-of-life/region_rankings.jsp?title=2016-mid&region=005
http://melhorescidadesdobrasil.com.br/

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>>66939883
Just femicide uh?
>captcha: helpline

colombia i suppose

>>66939150
Argentina

>>66940409
>femicide
homicide*

>>66939150
Ecuador

Argentina and then Chile

Portugal

1.Uruguay
2.Argentina
3.Chile
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.
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Anything else.

>>66939150
Uruguay

>>66939150
Falkland so UK citizen

Brazil.

>>66939150
Right here

>>66940409
>he fall for the femicide meme made by SJW

Here, U-r-gay or Argentina

Argentina. just kidding, Rio de janeiro after the secession.

Chile

>>66939150
spain

>>66939332
so are their women

>>66939150
chile
valparaiso seems very comfy
or some southern mountain island town

france

The Falklands.

>>66939150
Darien gap. Or Amazonia/Roraima in Brazil.

>>66941500
>Japanese poster
>A three word post
>still can't understand what they say
>how do they do that?

The Falklands

>Two posters say Colombia
Well thank you for that.
>>66944849
>Darien gap
Why? Amazonia, and Orinoquia are acceptable.

Islas Malvinas

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>>66939801
>Andinia

>>66939150
Uruguay

>>66945133
I just wanna see how it looks like. Sounds awesome. Nothingness and jungle. Pretty comfy. And no people around thank god. As long as I have a fast satellite internet, I could hunt and drink juice.

>>66945274
Looks like everything good in Uruguay, good beaches etc, is strictly along the coast to the right of Montevideo. And nothing cool to the left of it towards Argentina.

>>66945334

>could hunt and drink juice

you will drink juice through your anus, that area is full of guerrillas

>>66945334

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dari%C3%A9n_Gap#Armed_conflict_and_kidnappings

>>66939150
Argentina or Chile

>>66945618
>>66945695
In 2013, Swedish backpacker Jan Philip Braunisch disappeared in the area after leaving the Colombian town of Riosucio with the intention of attempting a crossing on foot to Panama, via the Cuenca Cacarica. His skeletal remains were recovered in June 2015 with evidence he had been killed with a shot in the head. The FARC admitted to killing him confusing him for a foreign spy.[26]

Holy shit, no, I am not going there. I thought FARC was a meme.

>>66939150
They're all OK.
They don't have a lot of sandnigs.

>>66945932
>FARC was a meme
Well for starters they were pretty active until earlier this year. And even without them theres still the ELN (they are pretty fucked up, but they are getting restless, even if it is just for show) and the not politically affiliated narcos.

Staying safe in Colombia is easy as fuck if you just don't enter in the territories of narcotraffic routes. The Darien Gap is part of these terriotories, but if you want wilderness, the amazon is pretty safe. Andean landscapes are underrated, so you shouldn't stop visiting here.

Hopefully in a few years all this organized violence will be a thing of the past, and you'll only have to be worried about getting your cellphone stolen.

Yay, shitholes!

>>66946277
How is Bogota now, as far as crime and overall safety etc?

>>66946575
Shitty as always

>>66948442
what about cartagena de indias???
ive always wanted to visit it

>>66939150
Uruguay

>>66946069
sandniggers are considered white there

>>66939150
Brazil

>>66939150
Chile, it's the only developed Latin American nation

Brazil for bunda, argentina to feel at home.

>>66955737
ironically the girl with the tastiest butt in my gym is italian

Commit seppuku

>>66939150
Chile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CPxMvqmZ30

Why do so many people prefer Chile?
It's unironically a brown shithole.

>>66956304
because its literally perfect

I'm ok where I am

>>66956304
because I dont know German :^)
>Standard German is spoken by around 500,000[38][39] Argentines of German ancestry, though the number may be as high as 3,800,000 according to some sources.[40] German is the third or fourth most spoken language in Argentina.

1.- Chile
2.- Colombia
No more good options.

Chile and Uruguay are the obvious options for me. Argentina looked more third world-ish outside of their cities. And the rest of Latino America countries are more or less the same, not bad, but not that good either. Although I'd like to live in some middle class neighborhood in Colombia because their women are the hottest.

>>66956742
But they don't speak a single fuck of german mate, as i know.

>>66939707
My god the Falklands are green...

>>66939150
Chile. I'd die of a heat stroke anywhere else.

>>66939707
>Shitty internet
>Cold and windy as fuck
>Shitty weather
>Only 2,9k inhabitants

I'd rather be dead...

>>66956897
Hang on there mate it depends where in Chile. They have one of the largest deserts in the world there.

Probably Chile. Seems comfy enough, stable gov., pretty good temp. Argentina would be my second choice for similar reasons.

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>>66956897

>>66956742
Kek are you stupid enough to believe in this shit ? Argies don't even speak correct spanish.

Ecuador IS highly underrated. But perhaps Boyacá in Colombia is still my choice.

>>66957003
>Argies don't even speak correct spanish.
>source: my dick

Peru <3

>>66957076
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>>66939150
Chile.

>>66956927
Sounds exactly like England.

paraguay. i will lead the crusade to conquer the portions of brazil and argentina standing between them and the glorious south atlantic.

THEY WILL HAVE THEIR BEACH

>>66945539
It's expensive as fuck.

I want to move out. I want to live in Iceland.

>>66939150

Not Venezuela.

>>66939332
go to chile

>>66956304
Someone is jealous ;^)

>>66945775
Nice flag.

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>>66939150
here resisting with stamina

Why are people saying Chile? I've been to Santiago, its really bad.
Sure Viña is cool but most countries got cool beaches

Uh.. French Guiana?

Shitskins, just like everywhere else in France, spooky and BIG spiders...

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>>66939761
>>66940731
>>66940975
>>66941393
>>66943101
>>66955737
>>66956972
tsh go away

>>66941500
Hello, British diaspora.

>>66939150
argentina
literal no brainer

>>66957076
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>>66957812
FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>66957812
fuck off dude we are full

>>66957974
lol you mad

>>66958014
come home, pasta man

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>>66958002
>we're """""""full"""""""

>>66939150
France through French Guiana of course

> The region is the most prosperous territory in South America with the highest GDP per capita

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Guiana

>>66953614
>>66946575
Cities are always safe. The worst that could happen to you is that you get your cellphone/expensive camera stolen. Kind of a bummer, but crime shouldn't be life threatening to you. I'd fear more the imprudent drivers.

But crime does happen, and even if you probably won't get hurt, getting your stuff stolen sucks, so stay in decent areas, and try to hang around at night only at touristic zones.

If you are unsure of how safe a place is, try asking a local (I mean, someone you know beforehand). But just by being observant you should be able to differentiate shitty from calm places.

>>66958093
we're full of SHITalians like you pasta nigger

>>66958093
that brown map represents our brown skin color yo
stay away.

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>>66958177
>argentinians
>not italians

>>66958206
perfect, i'm gonna find myself some nice argentinian faccetta nera to impregnate with my superior white italian seed

>>66958267
stay away from my country white boy

>>66939150
Argentina or North Argentina

>>66958336
>North Argentina
Paraguay?

>>66958326
you mispelled our*

>>66939150
>Southern American

Texas

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>>66958336
>>66958402

ENOUGH

>>66958320
fuck off euroboi

>>66958336
if you're not abo then you can FUCK OFF

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>>66958451
butifel

>>66958369
Uruguay.
But I don't read know much about Paraguay, what happens there

>>66958532
>Paraguay
Africa tier country

>>66939582
this
Cuenca or Otavalo are expat paradise

>>66958509
you know whats so unsettling about that pic?
It is a country with a cold climate and a slum. How can you fuck up so much as a country in a colder climate zone?

>>66956226
That was nice. Weird to hear that genre in spanish

>>66939150
Chile has a 0.832 on the HDI, only 0.004 below the highest HDI on South America but the highest is Argentina.

>>66957012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nqDW7ymzYA

>>66958532
Mestizo,but REALLY MESTIZO, they even still speak an Amerindian language

>>66958694
>country with a cold climate
what the fuck am I reading

>>66958694
take a good look the same will happend to germany in 2020 but with turks and muslims

>>66945539
rude as fuck
we're a relatively good country, and the west coast is relatively good as well. It has a lower population and people in the east are br subhumans desu
a friend's father was framed for the murder of 2 brazilian cops because of some brazilian gang or some shit like that
source in spanish: http://www.lr21.com.uy/justicia/205334-afirman-que-dueno-de-free-shop-acusado-de-mandar-matar-a-los-dos-policias-brasilenos-cayo-en-una-trampa

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>>66959048
this happened here though, not the coast
still the coast is expensive as fuck and gets full of people in the summer. not comfy

>>66958876
there are villas on every relevant patagonian city
they just use gas tanks tho

>>66959174
patagonia is an amerindian shithole like the rest of argentina, worthless country that doesn't dserve anyone's attention.

>>66959262
kill yourself, we're not all filthy, smelly, shitskined abos like you

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>>66959310
go back to taringa nigger

>>66959376
that's where you belong, pseudo-human.

>>66959310
yes we are don't delude yourself my brother, from the lies of the white man they are full of shit

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>>66959394
goddamn it, somebody PLEASE resurrect Roca

>>66939150
Quebec

>>66959262
Sadly this is true, at least for Ushuaia. Don't know if its the immigration law that makes easier to get citizenship moving there or due to kristinas vote-for-me villas, but Ushuaia was Bs As tier when I visited past year.

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One of our cute caribbean states, obviously.

Chile

>>66956927
Go there and you will be :^)

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>>66939150
if you don´t bring your sisters don't even try

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>>66959767
Not the same anon but I lived there for almost a year and it was like bariloche with anglos. The landscapes, the chilean infestation, the climate, etc was literally the same.

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>>66959767
oh you

>>66939150
Colombia

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>>66957732
South of Chile > Everything else

La copia feliz del eden

>>66958716
That was actually quite decent tbqhfam

>>66939617
and everywhere

>>66939150
I love it here, but I like Argentina, Chile, Uruguay and Brazil as well

>>66958694
By this logic, La Paz in Bolivia would be the wealthiest city in South America and Singapore would be a slum in Asia. Guess climate is not that relevant when it comes to wealth

>>66946575
Bogota is safe, probably not the safest city in the world or even in Colombia, but it's ok, the city is shit for many other reasons

>>66953614
Cartagena is good but quite expensive for colombian standards since has a lot of tourism

>>66958320
t errone

>>66962829
Bogota is comparable to Miami or Houston in terms of crime rate. The city is shitty regarding traffic and rainy/unpredictable weather at times, other than that it is the most developed city in this country (inb4 muh Medellin is better... you only have better looking girls but the weather is not better by any means unless you like heat, which I'm not a big fan of tb.h)

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Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I want to take ya
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go, Jamaica

Chile without even a shred of doubt.

I stay where I am

>>66939150
RIO DE JANEIRO
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>>66939150

Harjentina.

>>66939150
Chile or Peru

>>66963183

Jamaica you go to jail for being gay so I am fucked.

>>66939150
Las malvinas

>>66939332
our ingredients are top tier, you can make your own food

Uruguay

>>66939150
Falklands, i then form a blood bond with the anglos to liberate all white hispanics and expel the darkness from the contonent, they annex argentina and the libereated white hispanics form a racial state in the rest of latin america.

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>>66965971
The state will be called white Iberiac social state.

>>66966034
No Jews, middle easterners and such only white iberiacs from the states occupied by darkness.

>>66957012
Ecuador having the dollar would make the transition a little less jarring.

>>66939150
Falkland Islands

Paraguay
never hear anything from there which must mean they are doing okay and safe

Chile or Argentina.

Fuck the tropic.

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Brasil

chile is the only choice
despite the earthquakes

>>66968306
What if you live in a high altitude city in the tropics? For example, the city where I reside in makes Portugal or Spain look like uncomfortably hot countries