Eternal Portuguese British Fred

bullshit

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>>66925838
Love you Brits

Best allies forever

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>>66929500
Based Portugal.

>>66929500
>it's a Portugal has stockholm syndrome episode
You're the ang*o's bitch

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>>66929581
>this triggers the croissant

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>>66929648
>be englishmen invading France
>get BTFO by a 16 yo female farmer

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>>66929581
>it's a France is butthurt based Britain helps Portugal when they chimp-out over muh liberté
Fuck you and your continental system bullshit you dumb frogs

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>>66929796

>>66930077
>it's a Portugal betrays his Catholic great sister episode
Disgusting

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>>66930133
>france
>catholic
literally a nation of crypto-proddies

>>66925838
pirates and historically slaves of spain united.

nothing new

>>66930272
We are the embodiment of Catholicism, we are the defenders of the Christians while you are the traitor
>protestants
>spread liberalism everywhere they can
>spread globalism
>causes every single financial crisis
The anglo is so evil it's sickening

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>>66930133
>masking French Imperialism as Catholic pan-nationalism
You frogs are not our "sister" and never will be.

Portuguese independence must be secured from French and Spanish aggression
Our British friends help us against you fags and you lot are just butthurt about it

>>66929500
>Brits

Only the English like you

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>be the anglo cumwhore
>proud of it

C U C O S

I fancy a Summer holiday next year but I've already done all the Canary Islands and Spain and that, and fuck off am I going Greece or Turkey now
Where's good in Portugal? Lisbon? Algarve?

got a Portuguese flat mate

he's a decent chap

>>66925838
Portugal is so CUTE :3

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>>66932053
>>66932084
>>66931148

stop abusing our dad you fucking cunts

>>66932138
shut up, kuck

>>66932138
Oi I just wanted to pay them a visit mate, sling a few quid at the continent

Olá lads

>>66930379
>Trusting the eternal anglo.
You guys should be smarter than that.

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>when the lads go crazy in Spain

>>66932405
it's a time-honoured British tradition that exists to this day

>>66930348
>defenders of the Christians while you are the traitor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Ottoman_alliance

say what?

>>66932522
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habsburg%E2%80%93Persian_alliance

this happened first

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>>66932405

>all ages

loli slaying cunts

>>66932568
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habsburg%E2%80%93Persian_alliance
An alliance to rekt the turks is not the in the same level of an alliance to rekt another christian realm.

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>tfw Portugal introduced tea drinking to britain

>>66932612
The Habsburg are the most dispicable "realm" to have existed.

We should be thanking the French for trying to get rid of them, and honoring Napoleon for actually doing it, the mad man.

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chat shit get banged

>>66932677
I can understand you because of Spanish being quite harsh with the windmill-people.

But allying with ottomans... no forgiveness.
Also, HRE > France

>>66932701
Fucking hell, get mirked

>>66932745
>Spanish being quite harsh with the windmill-people
Then why does the Dutch national anthem honour the king of Spain?

>>66932616
this
based portugesh

>>66932745
>HRE > France

haha!

>google Portuguese Food
>brings up google maps of my local Nando's
howling

>>66932745
In the times of war against the spanish we had a saying here "Liever Turks dan Paaps" which means "Rather Turkish than Papist", which was said to signify that even Muslims are better than Catholics.

>HRE>France

This just means you know nothing about history. The HRE is honestly one of the least impressive, least accomplished and least interesting empires in European history (compared to its size and longevity), while the entire foundation of Western civilisation was laid by the French.

>>66932701
fucking english longbowmen

>the only reason Britain was able to industrialise and become a world leader before anybody else was because the french had spent the last 35 years chimping out and invading everywhere in europe

say it with me, MERCI

>>66932846
>Rather Turkish than Papist
Yeah, you made your point already, it's time to STOP.

>>66932882
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liever_Turks_dan_Paaps

Because we actually fought and Portugal sold its country to the English, because your people have zero honour at all.

>>66931148
If you want beach go to Algarve, the entire region is a resort for anglos, if you want to see Portugal go to the North.

I believe that Brits feel like they do not belong here. They have to deal with shitty English on a daily basis on /int/.

>>66932797
The Dutch are a strange people. At least they have an original soccer team color

>>66932817
France is cool as well. I just have read a lot about England and France medieval stuff and I think HRE, Hungary, Russia and Italy lack more stuff to read about.

>>66932846
>Muslims are better than Catholics
How it is to see it biting it back at you?

>on HRE
Perhaps. As I've told the frenchie, there's stuff aplenty about France, not much about HRE - and I'm reading about it for now. i guess I'll move to read on medieval Hungary next year.

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>During the 1982 Falklands War, the facilities of the Azores were again offered to the Royal Navy.

<3

>>66932932
Cheers mate

>>66932701
Nuno Álvares Pereira GOAT

>>66932944
It's not biting us at all, because every Catholic country is a fucking shithole while every Protestant country in Europe is successful as hell.

Also, yes I know Switzerland and Germany are PARTLY Catholic. But they have Protestant values and a big Protestant population.

>>66932923
hahaha
Don't be hangry at me.
Your people are the ones who'd rather love Turks than Catholics so much they have a cultural shift and you telling us we are the one with no honour? fucking keked

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>>66932944
>not much about HRE

Because its accomplishment, besides glorious civil wars, are next to inexistant.

>Holy
>Roman
>Empire

>>66933002
>France
>Italy
>Austria
Please, you're trying too hard to excuse your love of the Turkish delight...

>>66933004
Poortugal allied with the English against the strongest Catholic nations, which just shows how your ugly, low-IQ people have no honor.

Even Dante said that schismatics are the worst people, in his book he put them in his seventh ring of hell. Yes Portugal gladly allied against people you consider schismatics against your religious brothers. That's much worse than a simple statement to show our hate for Habsburg Spain, which was a bad period in our history.
>>66933052
Italy is a shithole, France is the ONLY good Catholic country.... I'll give you Austria too, so two.

Germanic Catholics are good because they have a Protestant work ethic. The foundations of Protestantism were laid by Germans, Swiss, etc.

>>66932937
95% of Brits are English

>>66933165

Southern Germany is also heavily catholic and they're rich as fuck, mate.

>all these ignorant portuguese falling for the brits again

>>66933165
Go away swamp nigger

>>66933214
As I said, Germanic catholics are good. The German culture and Protestant culture are heavily intertwined, which means even catholics in those countries are not lazy and stupid like they are in Portugal, Spain, Italy, etc.

Besides, they were not under the communist yoke.

>>66933252
:'(

>>66933165
>all this hate against Portugal
calm the fuck down mate

>>66933309
fuck off, I wish we had sided with napoleon. we had bad luck because our king was a literal retard

>>66933165
The fuck you're on?
At least they are still Christians.
And you seem to be confusing something with religious belief.
We fought against Spain simply because they were shit rulers. Spain wasn't our life, we had an empire to run. We still remained catholic because Spain doesn't equal Catholicism, even though through you Spain obsessed lenses, you guys are so butthurt and ignorant that you think it did/does.

>even Dante
oh wow a fucking poet is an authority about religion. you really are an idiotic people

You seem to be full retard and have a lot of weights and measures.
So Italy, Ireland and Belgium are a shithole, but those glorious states of the Baltics are better simply because they are not Catholic?

And let's ignore that when Austrians and German catholics are involved, because they have "protestant work ethic" even though they are not protestant?

You are a fucking retard-

>>66933374
fuck off mate-
Spain sided with Napoleon and see what it got them.

>>66933631
yea, they're better than us

>>66933374
>Napoleon: "I love kikes" Bonaparte
gr8 idea

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>being such a lil b you have to choose which foreign cock will tare up your asshole less

these beta countries I tell you :6))))))))))))

>>66933776
>Spain is better than Portugal because it got invaded by Napoleon 200 years ago.
You're quite stupid.

>>66933913
>>66933631

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>the oldest alliance in the world STILL causes butthurt today

>>66932937
why are germans so fucking salty all the time?

>>66932616
>nandos
>tea

TRULY the greatest ally

>>66934151

Making a slut swallow your cum isn't called and alliance

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>"A Portuguesa, proibida pelo regime monárquico, que originalmente tinha uma letra um tanto ou quanto diferente (mesmo a música foi sofrendo algumas alterações) — onde hoje se diz "contra os canhões", dizia-se "contra os bretões", ou seja, os ingleses"

>>66934422
it's called a colony

>>66932937
>They have to deal with shitty English on a daily basis on /int/

Just stay away from /brit/

>>66934473
Those colonial borders would have been beautiful.

>>66934723
>>66934473
brits saved us an headache

I wouldn't see Portugal winning the colonial war if niggers could go that deep into the jungle.

>>66934841
Toda a gente sabe que a Rodésia é o nosso rightful clay

>>66934879
esse não é o do genocídio?

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>>66925838

>>66935337
Have the French done anything right, other than croissants, ever?

>>66935780
they gave you your independence, if you consider that right

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>Spanish ""men"""
>French """men"""

lmao

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>>66938490
>be Spain
>height of the 7 years war
>Frederick the Great's Prussia almost dead
>British Hannover occupied
>decide to cheekily conquer Portugal while Britain is busy
>ask French allies for an army to help invade Portugal
>outnumber Anglos and Lusos 5 to 1
>...
>get BTFO'd so hard by Anglo-Portuguese alliance Spain loses face with the other European nations and is never ever considered a world superpower ever again

It's called the Fantastic War for a reason lmao

>>66935780
>see some Cherrypicked pics
>"HUUUUUR CAN'T FROGS DO ANYTHING RIGHT????"

Dumbfuck.

>>66935337
>2-3 vs 1

NIGGER TIER

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>>66934723
Not as beautiful as spanning Africa North-South.
If France had got the Sudan and spanned Africa West-East that also would be pretty aesthetic.

>>66939324
Spain makes it 2v2 lets be honest
>"Nearly 2,000 ran off on the evening of the 27th...(not 100 yards from where I was standing) who were neither attacked, nor threatened with an attack, and who were frightened by the noise of their own fire; they left their arms and accoutrements on the ground, their officers went with them, and they... plundered the baggage of the British army which had been sent to the rear."

>>66939324
>Invade ally
>YO WHY ARE YOU ALL GANGING UP ON ME LOL

>>66938490
>more British died by accident than due to actual combat
absolute MADMEN

>>66939947
Age old British tradition of dying on holiday.

>>66933374
>LISBON
fuck off back to africa

>>66938490
>Northern and Eastern Portugal
>The Northern Siege was defended without any army because the Brits were still organising stuff near Lisbon since the Earthquake left it in shambles
>Trasmontano peasants defended against the army alone with their women and children
>8000 Soldiers defeated with rocks and pitchforks
>The peasants sent a letter to the British General and the Portuguese Prime Minister saying that they were doing alright up north, and that they should keep the army where it was most needed near the Tagus entrance

Joan of Ark my ass.

>>66933374
Fuck off mate, he pillaged the University of Coimbra, the midget cunt.

We should go the Paris and fuck up the Louvre to see how they like it.

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Bros4lyfe.

>>66944750
the french also pilaged the sé cathedral of Porto, and would have ransaked the city if the nobles hadn't payed a hefty bribe to the invaders

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>>66925838

>>66925838
>>BEST FRIENDS EXCEPT AT THIS INCIDENT THAT MADE ALL THE GOLD THAT PORTUGAL STOLEN FROM BRAZIL FLOW INTO BRITISH COFFERS.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methuen_Treaty
they are not your friends pai!

>>66944935
BLACKED

>>66945430
>Thanks to this treaty, Portugal retained a strong political position on a stage that revealed itself to be fundamental in preserving the territorial integrity of its most important colony, Brazil, as argued by the Brazilian economist Celso Furtado, in his work "Brazilian Economic Foundation".
?

>>66945533
Damn so pai was protecting us from you? Damn its worst than i thought. UK you monsters.

>>66945531
BARBOSAED

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>>66925838
New thread: >>66945746

>>66925838
bad thread

>>66945885
Yep, terrible thread indeed

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>>66945885
>>66945947
Fetch the horses, we have work to do.

>>66945885
>>66945947
>t. House of Bourbon

Portugal will never be yours

So when the fuck are the white brits coming to our country and leaving the UK to rot with all the pakis and mudshits in it?
They could help repopulate the countryside

>>66946219
we are poor and uneducated enough we dont want even poorer, more ignorant citizens

>>66946412
My first ever family holiday was to the Algarve. Was nice.

>>66946549
I literally live there

>>66925838
I was just posting this meme on facebook.

We love you britnon

>>66929796
>Be napoleon
>Fail 3 times to invade portugal
>Be spain
>Be butthurt because of aljubarrota

How can you call yourself world powers?

>>66933165
>Allying with one of the strongest nations ever
>Tell catholics their religion can fuck off because it's our country

Somehow not bending down to another country makes have no honor

>Be the netherlands
>Be portugal's economic trade route copycat

>>66946640
Isn't Algarve an independent Kingdom that technically isn't part of Portugal?

>>66946984
No, why the hell would you think that?

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>>66947053
Apparently it's just titular: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_the_Algarve

>>66947408
WE

>>66946977
>Be portugal's economic trade route copycat
>copycat
We were still way better at it.

>>66945885
>>66945947
bit rude desu
i haven't posted once
i just wanted to appreciate the underdog in British history

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>tfw I thought WE were portugals besties

>>66948482
Isn't their entire existence vis-a-vis yours? You're literally Portugal's biggest threat, except maybe the Moors.

>>66948637
we're made from the same paste after all. wars and memes aside we are not that different from each other
t. been in portugal

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>>66948758

>>66948482
spain is ok to me :3

>>66948758
t. Felipe "Portugal es Española" Bourbon

>>66948883
i said wars ASIDE
>>66948901
so is portugal :3
>>66948973
Never said we should annex

I wish britfag dnb culture caught on in Portugal.

>>66948637
>except maybe the moors
kek
why the fuck would morocco be our threat

>>66949481
bc lefties want to gift spain to them and they would be your neighbors

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>>66925838
Really makes you think

>>66950023
Boy, that sure warmed up the old neural pathways and such, eh?

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>>66950023
They were cunts in some ways but we would probably be part of Spain if not for them

>>66950299
peace between us is the only way joão

>>66950390
No, you'd do worse. At least England gave us the bill to sign up front. Spain promised autonomy and fucked it up in 20 years.

Not to mention the way you treated Galicia and Navarra and the Basque Country forcing your peasant language upon them.

England wasn't always the most welcoming, but they hid nothing, and they won through their wit. We might as well have enjoyed being on the winning team if it's helps us not to become one of you Spics who call a pêssego a fucking MOLOCOTO.

>>66950562
t. Edward two saints

>>66950023
Stop trying to ruin things Quebec

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>>66950701

>>66925838
If Portugal and uk are friends, why so many portuguese choose France to immigrate?

>>66951972
The ones that went to France were the ones that came back from Angola/Moçambique/Guiné in 74. I guess they missed the negros.

Nowadays we mostly go to the UK, actually.

>>66929500
Traidor.

>>66939290
Based.

Reminds me of what the USA did in the Napoleonic Wars. Majority of British Army was in Iberia fighting the Peninsular War, only a few thousand regulars in Canada, and the Americans decide to cheekily conquer Canada while we're busy in Europe

And not only did they fail at taking Canada, but they got their capital burnt down too.

Quintessential Pottery

>>66932405
ayy

>>66929500
>t. alberto barbosa