You get to live in the country of your dreams, but you are only

>>66919509
The US is certainly NOT the country of my dreams but it's by far the most practical on the second language thing

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>>66919509
here's one for asia

France

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>>66919509
north america

>>66919509
French Polynesia.
2nd most popular language is probably English haha.

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>>66919509
south america

>>66919509
Only choice is Denmark

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>>66919509
africa

>>66919801
>Argentina
>Italian
I'm surprised it isn't German.

>>66919509
Poland

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>>66919509
>ireland
Gets me every time

Probably Denmark, I do all my work remotely anyway.

>>66919964
its kinda sad actually. it'll be similar in the US in 2050 when Spanish in #1

USA because of Spanish. Or Argentina, as the Italian is close to the Portuguese. Chile or Uruguay.

>>66919727
China, live in Hong Kong.

>>66921212
I assume you've lived there if that's the place you chose. I lived there for a while and loved it. expensive though

>>66921274
I may have misunderstood the OP. I don't speak Cantonese, but if you lived in China and could only speak Cantonese that would be the place to be.

Then I'll speak English in Malta.
Foolproof!

>>66919509
Finland of course

Japan

Guess I can only speak English.

>>66919832
>isixhosa
SA is officially a niggerstate

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but i already live in the country of my dreams

though i dont want to speak polish, so i'll pick my 2nd favorite country; holland

>>66919509
Why is the second most popular language in Belarus Belorussian?

But I don't want to live in fucking France

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>>66919727
>>66919766

>Australia
>Mandarin

>>66919509
What the fuck is Denmarks?

>>66923848
English most likely

Poland because I'm the exact copy of an autistic famous youtuber from there.

>>66922945
Our main language is English, with second largest being Chinese Mandarin at 1.6% of the total population speaking it. Chinese Mandarin beat Italian by 0.2%

>>66919509
>Belarus
>Ireland

>>66919964
Why are the Irish even allowed a sense of nationalism if they don't have their own language?

>>66921870

they speak russian.

>k*rdish
Not a language.

>>66919727
Is that Southern Min in Taiwan?
Why the Philippines isn't Cebuano?
Singapore?
>>66919509
Aren't there quite a few Danish speakers in Iceland?
>>66921212
Given Greenland and Puerto Rico are listed with different languages in this map, I am not so sure about how it'd count HK.

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>>66919509
It would be Switzerland and I'd be fucked if I didn't know English or German there.

Pic related

>>66919509
Should be easy to get by with French in Switzerland, right? I never liked German anyway.

I also like Italy a lot but that seems way harder.

>>66919766
CONGRATS AMERICA

YOU RUINED THE NORTH

FUCKING SPANISH IN ALASKA?!?!?!?!?! FUCK YOU

>>66924696
You know its not breaking this down by states right? We're still one country.

>>66919509
Iceland, so why not. Anyone who doesn't speak English there is an old fart so I wouldn't miss anything interesting.

>>66919509
>Kosovo not independent and part of Serbia in the map
>Hungarian the 2nd language most widely spoken

>Italy
>English

They're honestly probably better at French or something.

>>66919801
Ah that is why Chile is the best.

>>66924729
Are you prepared to learn Danish fuckboi?

>>66924819
I can make out written Danish occasionally but the way it's pronounced hurts my body.

>>66924899
C'mon, Danish ain't that bad. I think it sounds kinda pleasant desu

>>66924921
Kamelåså

>>66924934
I have no idea what that means and google translate isn't giving me an answer either.

>>66924751
They are not even wide enough to get text written on them

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>>66919964
actually it's polish, the last time I heard who can (fluently) speak other than english language, why not laugh at Belarus gettin' RUSS'D?

>>66925000
It doesnt mean anything. Its a Norwegian meme about Danes.

Literally the only sense of humor Norwegians and Swedes have is joking about our language, because God forbid that you make fun of other cultures and religions.

>>66925084
Memeiontach a chara.

>>66925084
for anyone who cares:
http://www.thejournal.ie/census-2011-half-a-million-people-speak-a-language-other-than-english-at-home-400257-Mar2012/

>>66919839
y? our biggest european ancester is Italy, then Spain, and then the others (Germany, France and shit like that)

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>>66925254
>with Polish being by far the most common

IS THERE ANYWHERE POLES DO NOT INFEST

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>>66924899
>the way it's pronounced hurts my body.
that comment reminded me of these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU5qHzttgXA
06:17 03. Avus - Your Body (Original Mix)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3XJRk8Cyag
>>66919839
no surprise, given how common italian surnames are in Argie–bargie.

>>66925433
Argie Bargie? :(((((((((((((((((
y u doo dis airland?

> Belerussian

>>66919509
>Ireland
>second most popular language: irish
Is there anything more cucked then this?

>>66925458
1-st time I heard that expression was watching/playing F1 vidya.
t. Mudley Talker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yo8_hUeV2g

>>66925626
k

the fuck is mirandese

>>66925716
The language spoken in Mirand (?

>>66925018
:(

>>66919727
>saudi
tagalog
kek

>>66924730
>regular albanian butthurt

>>66925716
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirandese_language

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>>66921870
>>66924004
Russians assimilated us from 1795 to 1991

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>>66919509
>Finland: Swedish
>Sweden: English

>>66919509
>Turkish
>popular
Just because 3 million turks or so speak it, doesn't mean it's popular.
English is probably the second most popular language.
I wouldn't stay in Germany if I don't speak German though. You'll run into too many problems because not everyone speaks a foreign language well enough to communicate fluently.

I don't even understand the OP question. You can live in The country of my dreams, which one do you choose based on this criteria of speaking a second language?
Makes no sense. Italy is already the country of my dreams, why would I change my choice for what the country of my dreams is?

>>66919509
Surely if Irish is considered a second language in Ireland then Welsh is A second language here? If you go to places like Gwynedd, especially the Llyn peninsula you'll struggle to find people not speaking Welsh

Iceland of course.

Russia.

Learning Tatar won't be hard.

>>66919509
>>66919727
isreal or mongolia

>>66927109
how can you be so autistic and retarded at the same time? "popular" obviously refers to the second most spoken native tongue

>>66919509
>Turkish
You CANNOT make this shit up

India, provided I earn a decent salary. Not sure what the second-most spoken language is, though. Bengali, I guess.

That'd be fine by me. Bengali girls are QTs an Kolkata is cheap and fun.

Before anybody asks, I was born and raised in the United States. First girlfriend is from Delhi. Kept coming back here even after we broke up. Currently broke as fuck, but at least I have a return ticket back to the United States in another three months.

>>66919509
>UK Polish
kek

>>66919509
I would choose Ireland so I could go from simply telling Yugos to learn Slovene to telling other Irishmen to learn Irish.

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>>66924730
Shoo shoo Albonigger

>>66919509
>all these cucks

>>66924696
Spain reached Alaska and stablished there before anyone else. Cry more.

>>66929695
But that is wrong.
>France not Arabic (Algerian)
>Sweden not Somalian (or what ever the fuck they speak)
>Poland not Ukrainian
>Netherlands not Turkish/Morrocan

>>66926603
Belorussian is an extremely fucky language, I know because I saw it and tried to read it. Its appearance is as if it was constructed by bydła from Moscow.
>UU, look at that, I'll change "o" to "a", "a" to "ja" and "v" to "w" just because we can't be fucked about making any sense with our neighbors languages !

https://be.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%91%D0%B5%D0%BB%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%83%D1%81%D1%8C

I don't get Bosnia, cause people there speak so called 'Serbo-Croatian' or simply Bosnian, mix of Serbian and Croatian with distinct accent in every town and region. So nobody is actually speaking pure Croatian or Serbian. Second language would be English?

>>66919509
Lietuva

>>66925853
Not being butthurt,but I don't see how is the 2nd most widely spoken.May I ask,how many people speak hungarian in Serbia?

>>66930926
Only Hungarian minority in Vojvodina, it's BS that Hungarian is the second most popular language in Serbia. English is spoken by larger population for sure.

>>66930965
Shouldn't the 2nd be albanian,since this map considers Kosovo part of Serbia,and you know,over 1 million people speak albanian in Serbia n Kosovo

>>66919509
uk
xd

>>66925086
Just like home, eh?

>>66931048
Goddamnit, missquoted, it was meant for >>66930897

>>66921763
R A R E

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>>66931034
>people
Looks like we found the problem

>>66931091
Hey fuck off.It's not like only you austrians in denial are any better

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>>66930840
>Belorussian is an extremely fucky language
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belarusian_Latin_alphabet
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belarusian_Arabic_alphabet
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tara%C5%A1kievica => https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belarusian_orthography_reform_of_1933
I love my language, Žyvie Bielaruś! XD

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>>66919509
>implying english is not the second most popular language here

>>66931070
Yep, actually, If I were to move from here I would learn language anyway

>>66931034
I didn't pay atention on that, so if the map is like that i suppose that's true. But it's weird map, cause i don't know if that map means how many people understand and can speak some language in some extent, or which language is perfectly spoken. If the first is true, everybody in Serbia understand Croatian (younger people English too , so English would be third), only ethnic Albanians from Kosovo understand Albanian, just like Hungarian.

>>66931136
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belarusian_Arabic_alphabet
:DDDD

It's for the tatars right?

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>>66930840
p.s.
You know Irish? In Belarus, although few people talking on the Belarusian but everyone knows him (it is a paradox, is not it?) and everyone study it in school and pass 2 exam on belarusian.
you have this?
>>66931459
yes

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>Portugal

Mirandese tok kek!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pE0S9AYijk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKMWR18jVQ0

>>66919727
>Indonesia
>not Dutch
This map should be fixed

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>>66931136
>Лaцiнкa
>Writing a(n eastern) slavic language in Rome's letters
Quite the bit of heresy, my brother in the Fraternity of Potatoes.

Why is there official standard and Taraškjevica?
Is one closer to russian and Tar. closer to polish?

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>>66927109
>based on this criteria
*criterion*
>>66927174
I think it's because it treats the U.K. as one polity.
>>66931537
>«In Belarus, although few people talking on the Belarusian but everyone knows him (it is a paradox, is not it?) and everyone study it in school and pass 2 exam on belarusian.»
yes, that is the case for many students in Irish Republic's schools (including myself). I cannot hold a conversation in irish gaelic, but if I hear it I can pick up a few words or catch a sense of what is being spoken about.
(Ordinary level all the way through secondary school, I never hoped to do high level.)
I'm not ashamed because I'm not romantic about my nationality.

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>>66933301
>Why is there official standard and Taraškjevica?
>Taraškjevica
Classic Belarusian language without artificial closer to Russian
Till 21 July 1933 a decree of the Bureau of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the BSSR was published which stated the end of the work on the Belarusian language reform. On 27 August 1933 the proposal was approved by the decree of the Belarusian Central Committee of the Communist Party without any public discussion.

The Belarusian orthography reform of 1933 adopted all the changes of the Academical 1933 proposal which approached the Belarusian language to Russian.[26] The reform introduced both phonetic and morphological changes, as well as vocabulary of Belarusian, where the words with no direct equivalents in the Russian language were excluded and some Russian words introduced. After the reform the manuscripts of the ready academic Belarusian dictionaries were destroyed.

As a result of Belarusian orthography reform of 1933 more than 30 phonetic and morphological features of the Russian language were introduced in Belarusian.

this reform is not carried linguists
it is purely political >>66926603

>Is one closer to russian and Tar. closer to polish?
yes

>Quite the bit of heresy, my brother in the Fraternity of Potatoes.

Not everyone can understand the Cyrillic alphabet >pic , Latinka here is very useful

>>66933600
And at us 21 years ago something went wrong
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belarusian_referendum,_1995

>>66934633
Whaтever the true results of the referendum on those propositions, I think if a nation's popular majority (or about half) understands and uses a language other than the native one, then it deserves equal status.

On another issue: I've no time for the collaborators' white–and–red flag.

>>66919509
Spain or Portugal.

Mirandese and catalan are native, no a foreign language like in most countries.

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>>66935639
>collaborators' white–and–red flag
This flag was used from 1918, the collaborators in every country use national symbols
>Whaтever the true results of the referendum on those propositions, I think if a nation's popular majority (or about half) understands and uses a language other than the native one, then it deserves equal status.
not in this case, we do not have normal bilingualism
top percentage Belarusian-language schools in the cities
bottom percentage in the villages

>>66925387
yeah, poland

>>66919832
Filthy Oromo scum fuck off out of Ethiopia!

>>66919509
Canada
i just love the snow and the summer is lovely there

>>66933600
>he's not ashamed about being dumb
SAD

>>66919509
>>66919727

logically, norway looks the best since its welfare is one of the highest and is kinda "less cucked sweden"

in other hand russia would be easy too since tatar would take a few weeks to learn

others>>>>>>>>/trash/

>>66919509

>kurdish """"language""""

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>>66936671
>feeling shame about not knowing an internationally irrelevant language
>dumb for not knowing it

>>66937076
It is pretty shameful to not speak your national language desu

>>66937076
>I'm not thick it's just irrelevant!
>t. 270 points in the leaving

>>66919509
Finland because Swedish wouldn't be difficult to learn
>t. over 9000 seconds on duolingo

Already doing it desu

>>66936790
?

>>66919766
>nahuatl
Aztec stronk!

>>66929146
No one will understand you outside of Tatarstan though. And even in Tatarstan there are many people who don't know it.

I stay right here in my delicious part of the country. Once we get independence I'll probably need to move my ass to like Switzerland.