UN asks every country to make a pair Which cunt would you

Canada obviously

Argentina

Iceland

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I'll betray our neighbors and go with Benin

>>66917773
This hurts

Chi- >>66917763 you bitch

>>66917721
Isreal

>>66917782
benis brothers :DDD

>>66917783
You guys are too good for us anyway.

Greenland.

>>66917721
Brazil

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>>66917773
you would betray us like that?

Germany

>>66917841
>>66917783
We are better as "just friends" tBh

US can't pair with anyone anyway because they're too fat and takes up too much room already.

>>66917721
Straya, Canada or New zealand. Or all of them.
Cant team up with JFs

>>66917721
NZ.

Imagine the bantz

>>66917816
Don't talk about yourself like that

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>>66917782
>not making the benis

>>66917825
Greenland isn't a member, since it's not a country.

Palestine

>>66917847
That's not how you spell somalia.

>>66917827

No.

>>66917874
FUCK YOU WE'RE DOING IT ANYWAY

>>66917862
RUDE

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>>66917763
Oh gosh oh gosh :3

>>66917867
That's incest mate, and that's just not on

>>66917721
Cuba

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>>66917773
>just want to solidify our bromance
>get rejected

FINE WE WILL JUST GO HAVE ANGRY SEX WITH MEXICO

>>66917909
FUCK YOU THEN FUCKING MONKEY SHIT GO FUCK A SPIDER

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>>66917721
France is the only correct choice given history and convenient distance.

Germany

>>66917721
Australia

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How is that even a question

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>>66917996
>french girls
muh dick

we will always be neutral 2bh and supply our allies or someshit

>>66917825
Albertan ''''''''''''education'''''''''''''

>>66918046
Stacy Martin is French/English, but I feel you.

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USA I guess. Not like anyone else is an option.

>>66917996
France will want Quebec though.

>>66917970

No, YOU fuck spiders.

>>66918115
We all fuck spiders from time to time..

>>66917799
This. Greatest ally and king kebab remover

New Zealand

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>>66918103

Russia, then we can form one big super-superpower and rule the world

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

>>66917898
But Muhammad, Britain is the one that gave Jews your sandy resort

>>66918164
>Tumblr

>>66918195
There is absolutely nothing wrong with Tumblr

>>66918245
I prefer Reddit xD

>>66918103
You finally accept this. Good good.

>>66918190
Rofl
I am so not Muhammad lol
Jews take, not receive.

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>>66918195

>>66917721
Canada and America have arguably the tightest bond of any two countries.

Canada.

Sorry Aussies, you're dicks. UK, not the nicest either. NZ - who? Israel, you've fucked us so hard you blew up a battleship. And alot of other things to the point where Obama really just doesn't like you. It sucks but there it is. Still top 3-4 Allies though. France - pretty high up there. Japan/Korea? Nah, I've talked about this for too long.

Canada it is, there is logically no other acceptable answer.

>>66918261
hahahahaha true EH? buddy lmao

I would say Canada but since Canadians in this thread are being reluctant I will go with India, and together we can remove all kebab

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>>66918309
>he wants a fucking leaf

>>66918350
Pfft fine. Not like we wanted to be with you or anything...

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>>66918261
>>66918329

>>66918301
>pick any country to ally with
>Palestine! The most useful country of all time with a rich culture and history!

Sure thing Muhammad. Your taqqia would have worked had this had anything to do with Israel but not even other Muslims want to team with Palestine. Back to durkastan for you.

>>66918372
What is all comes down to, is everything is lesser than US/Canada, UK/US, French/US, Israel/US are extraordinarily strong. To the tune of dying for eachother without a second thought. Yet, it is not a strong as neighbors you understand?

>>66917721
UN can go fuck itself, Anglosphere is the new world power.

>>66918427
more than just neighbours tbqh

>>66918397
You can say which ever slur you like
At the end of the day, i said something
You lost your mind
Get over it

>>66918476
gay

>>66918575
>says the guy who rapes his geological neighbor's children to a genocidal degree

Alright.

>>66918573
No one lost their mind and your first name isn't a slur. Don't deny your religion, your parents might find out and honor kill you.

>>66918677
Solid af bants. Good work. I've noticed.

>>66918677
I have already honour killed my parents because they had bacon sandwiches

And fyi "deny your religion" is the gayest thing i ever heard....its 2016 for christs....i mean allahs sake

Costa Rica

>>66917721
Urugay

>>66918662
>Implying that's gay

it's no homo, they were women bro

>>66918856
Well tbf, they we're women at first.

>>66918791
Thanks big papa Sam

>>66918819
>it's 2016

Are you the host of an unfunny nightly talk show?

>>66918877
Well tbf, they weren't women at first*

>>66918046

That's a man

>>66918905
>>66918877
>Americans in charge of reading anything ever

anon pls go

>>66918903
Yes, yes thats what i am, well done

>>66917721
Croatia

Denmark, but all the roleplay as country people should die first in both countries.

>>66918954
>Aussies in charge of literary grandeur

The joke was they were children, but by rape, were made into women.

>>66918996
LMAOOOO

UK

Once we destroy every other country we can go back to our eternal rivalry

Well, i hate to say it but spain.

If not, then maybe england or brazil but preferably england because brazil will tell the teacher he did most of the work while he actually did close to none.

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>>66917721

>United Nations
>Actually uniting nations

>>66918957
Thanks, check out my tumblr it's freeplaestine_its2016_blacklivesmatter I'm a big fan, love all those great white people are racist joke

>>66919058
Lulz

Yesssss!!

>>66918103
Is there really no other choice?

>>66919084
Im literally white af

>>66918103
I will sent you some tulips eh

>>66919092
So you protected us for centuries and vice versa. We defeated the frogs for more than 3 invasions, you help us kick spains ass for good when they didn't understand they can't handle portuguese men. And now this is what you treat us like? We have the oldest alliance in the planet. I'm so gonna tell america that you're a backstabbing little bitch

>>66917721
france

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It's obvious

>>66919147
There really isn't besides the dutch, and the only reason they're so buddy-buddy is because there was some dutch princess or someshit so the local government quickly and officially declared that hospital room "Dutch Soil" so the VIP was officially born Dutch.

Someshit like that. Every year That hospital gets a bunch of flowers.

>>66919216
>>66919303
Oh shit my drunken mind was correct.

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>>66919217

>>66919303
What about the country with the same queen?
Theoretically of course, i prefer France or Portugal

>>66919382
HAH! SAVED THAT SHIT!

Well but to be honest we did backstab you too when we divided the world in two with spain (spoiler: it ended up being nothing because the spanish though we were giving them the smaller chunk and always wanted to switch again and again)

Japan

NEW ZEALAND <3

I pick africa

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>>66919518
tiddie

lithuania

>>66919649
You cant just make countries up

>>66919703
then call yourself england instead of UK, dumb bong

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>>66919703

>>66918074
I'm suprised that a fellow leaf would even know that at all

>>66919733
Lulz

>>66919166
Ok then you're a cuck, is sucking Muslim penis really not worse then being one?

>>66920042
Bravo
Over 27mins that took you to come up with...
And thats the best you could do
Tragic

>>66917721
Japan

Colombia

>>66920413
no

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Brazil alone ;_____;

>>66917721
Easy. We destroy the UN

Japan

>>66920449
brazil BTFO

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>>66920601

Australia

t. Texas

serbia i guess, we are like faggot couple that fights each day

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scotland but i dont know if they still like us ;_;

>>66918190
triggered.

>>66917799
No it isnt

>>66921692
Sorry matey we already hooked up with our little spoon NZ

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Finland

ur mum

>>66921817
Aw shucks!

We'll take based Eesti.

Mexico

>>66922183
CHI

Luxembourg

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>>66919216
It's your turn to help us get Zwolle

>>66917721
I like Chile, do you like Chile?

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>>66917721
Canada

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>>66922044

>>66917721
Estonia I guess?

What does the pairing entail, actually? Do we form a single country?

>>66918301
>rofl
>lol
Get out cancer and fuck off back to facebook you nigger

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>>66917721
Straya
I don't think leafs love us anymore </3

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usa
canada should pair with australia

>>66925804
You wish you dumb dog
You're the fatty of PE class
No one wants to pair up with you

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H-hello, w-we're free~

Algeria
They are our only crescent brothers here anyway. Libya doesn't count.

Australia or Japan.

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>>66926004
I certainly wasn't talking about you sheepfuckers.
We'd tip off Australia on where all your secret military bases are, but you don't have any.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RenRILqwhJs

Slovakia-chan or Israel-chan

>tfw no friends for ireland

>>66926243
Would befriend

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>>66926286

Italy or Lelgium

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>>66926370

>>66926243
I'd pair up with you, Irish whiskey is gr8.
We have little to offer to based Éire though.

No one because pairing with other cunts for globalist fags

>>66926557
Why not pair with France?

Philippines

>>66926578
They don't like us and the French prefer Africans over us

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>>66918004
>>66918033
Fucking faggots

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>>66926637
Try again.

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>>66926665
Hungary belongs to us

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>>66926665
>h*ngayry

Bulgaria. They are basically Slavic Romania.

>>66926677
>t. Conrad von Hotzendorf

>>66926703
>Konrad
Fixed for you my burger friend

>>66926678
hello gypsy

literally kindergarden thread

>>66926745
hello gulash faggot

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>>66926243

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>>66926729
>tfw The Great War channel lied to me
My bad

>>66919649
Armenia is the correct answer.
Inverted flag mates 4ever

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>>66917721
S W E D E N
V
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R
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Iceland

Canada, to our utmost shame.

Taiwan of course

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>>66917721
Singapore's like the scrawny asian kid in class, that everyone's ok with, but not one wants anything to do with. Any kind fags wanna pair with us?

>>66927034
Be still, my beating heart.

north korea

Japan, Italy or the tzechs.
>>66926013
:3

>>66928882
Maybe ask the citystate of Monaco or another tinyass country with scary neighboors like bhutan.