>be American >be in a park >drink beer from a bottle

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA AMERICA BTFO

>>66890117
bosd ling

>in your holding cell
>go to bed
>get tazed because you took your shoes off to sleep
>other prisoners start clapping

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What do americans wear on a daily basis?
T-Sharts

>be American
>try to board a plane
>get sodomised
>want to have anal sex with 17y.o.
>get jailed
>get sodomised
>go to hospital
>can't afford it
>sell ass for medical treatment of your ass
>jailed for prostitution
>drop soap in prisonshower

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>be american
>pay 40 dollars to hold your newborn baby
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>66890413
That shit can't be true

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>>66890413
>for only $39.95*
>*taxes and tips not included

>>66890413
>C-sec
>3000$
Horry sheeeeeeeet.

>>66890117
my potions are too strong for you

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>>66890413

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>>66890413

>>66890413
KEK

>>66890716
Smoking ciggies are a is a fine worthy offence.
I wonder if he had to tip the officer..

I have arrived.

You can now obsess over me.

>>66890988
nice doubles

>>66890988
who are you voting for?

>>66891091
not like it matters, I don't live in a swing state

>>66891140
vote for deez nuts then

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>>66890413

>>66890413
no fucking way

>>66890413
JUST

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>be american
>get stopped by the police
>"EXCUSE ME SIR, IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR FREEDOM FRY HOLDER IS BROKEN"
>get fined

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Why are Americans

>>66890413
>land of the free
>here's your baby, that will be $39.99 not including the local state tax
>Americans will defend this by saying freedom isn't free

Why have we bullied the Americans out of /int/?

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>>66891816
Påsk?

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>be united statian
>get pipelined

https://www.rt.com/usa/365011-alabama-emergency-pipeline-explosion/

P.s.

It was NOT a terrorist attack. No need to invade something

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>be american
>get shart

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>>66890413

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>>66890413
11.65k $ for delivering the baby
Americans will not want to have babies after this

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>>66890716
Wait, so am I getting this wrong or was this guy literally given a ticket for smoking a cigarette in an outdoor park?

>>66890716
>Height 54
>Race A
ehehe

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>>66892825
Yes.

kek poor kids trying too hard nobody taking bait, here, i will bump it for you

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>>66893144
>nobody taking bait
This isn't a bait thread. I made it because Americans are still sleeping or at work.

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>>66890413

>>66890413
>land of the free
more like land of the fee.

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>be american
>work as waiter
>starve to death because nobody tips you

>>66893144

Sshhh let them have some fun in their sad miserable lives

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GOTTA SING THE WALMART SONG

>>66890117
You can drink in our parks.

>>66893399
lol

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>>66893330

>>66893367
you sound like you are triggered. they've been waiting for you. go ahead.

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tfw when you can't pay your hospital bill because you spent all your money tipping the doctors and nurses

>have to pay $1000 for an ambulance
what the fuck, what happens if you're unconscious and someone else calls one for you without your consent?

>>66890413
This actually makes sense
What is freedom if private institutions have no right to fee your customers for everything?
This is why too much freedom sucks

american't feel their tip

>be american
>reach for salt out of the fridge
>knock over bottle with your plus sized arm
>spill beer all over your cargo shorts
>government home monitoring system sees you displaying alcohol in public
>squad of officers arrive at your apartment
>get shot
>fine you for the price of the bullets

>>66893872
You pay when you can. People delay hospital bills they can't pay for years because you aren't forced to pay them back.

>>66893918
But you're in your apartment?

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>>66893977
>literally having a tab at the hospital

>>66894013
It's the brice of freedom

>>66893918
>salt in the fridge
Okay. Who told?

>>66894012
And think of all the innocent children who could see you through the window and the bulletholes in the wall.

>>66894057
>Windows
>Implying

>>66893977
>You pay when you can.
Why should you pay for a service you had no choice in using? What if you're epileptic or something and this is a common occurrence?

>>66894123
>Why should you pay for a service you had no choice in using
Because the alternative is that no one pays, and the taxpayers take the hit.
>What if you're epileptic or something and this is a common occurrence?
People with disabilities are covered by Medicaid.

>>66894123
>>66893977
I can't really tell if you are baiting or really that dumb. Never heard of insurance? Nobody pays cash. If you are poor and no affordo they will write it off.

>>66894321
That depends entirely on the state you are from and the type of hospital you go to.

You're fine if you go to a hospital that receives federal funding, but going to Joe's memorial hospital which is entirely privately funded and you won't have anything written off. The care is better but out of reach for many people.

>>66894388
>entirely privately funded
I guess that depends on the state/locality. We have a large private hospital here that has a charity program funded by private donations. Also, they will never deny service if you can't afford it. That also seems to be a popular myth.

>>66893918
>Have to tip the guy who works at the government monitoring room who caught you

include me in the screencap

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>>66890413
I'm so fucking glad I'm immigrating from this place

>>66895038
Where are you going?

>>66895038
Where are you going and why my man?

>>66895296
>>66895377
Binlan. For love and a better future for our children. Her education was infinity better than mine and I went to one of the best high schools in my state compared to her bum fuck town.

If they want to go back to America they'll have US citizenship. If not they can stay.

>>66893399

Nice digits

This song is very DF Wallacian

>>66894177
>Because the alternative is that no one pays, and the taxpayers take the hit.
>People with disabilities are covered by Medicaid.
So, which is it?

>>66895702
>I went to one of the best high schools in my state
What state would that be?

>>66895732
Are you stupid? People who can work to pay of loans are expected to pay. People who can't work who're disabled are covered.

>>66895702
>Her education was infinity better than mine and I went to one of the best high schools in my state
Sounds like you live in a shit state m8