You Wake up in the morning and find out that the entire population of the planet has vanished, except you and another girl. Problem - girl is on another continent. If you want sex you need to come to her. Your actions?
>>66848882
Kill myself.
If there are no people around then there probably would be no internet and electricity.
>>66848882
Get a fleshlight
i cant be fucked to meet someone off of tinder, implying im gonna do that to have sex
Let the girl die, loot nearby stores for desserts to satiate my chocolate addiction
>>66848882
Take a boat and sail over to her, easy.
>>66849050
The Faroe Islands have a boat?!
>>66848882
I don't trust myself sailing so I'd drive all the way to Alaska, cross to Russia on a shitty motorboat, down Kamtchatka, then sail to Japan, back into Russia and then I'd drive to the girl.
>>66848882
Well it would be hard as heck to travel from one continent to another, since it implies that I need an airplane to go from point A to B, and if there's nobody who is qualified to use one, I'll be fucked, since I have no idea how to pilot one of these fuckers. Or maybe a boat. But if the girl is out of my league of vice-versa, I wouldn't even bother looking for her.
>>66849049
But you can Rob stores with her, and then lie in the bath together and smear chocolate paste, sprinkling each other with chocolate...
>>66849117
a couple of thousands boats
>>66849142
I would venture to cross the Atlantic alone than by boat through the Bering Strait and then to Wade through the whole of Siberia.
>>66849221
Fuck, you're dangerous.
>>66848882
>find out who the girl is
>teleport behind her
>proceed to claim what is mine by rights
>turns out that she's sterile
>the human race ends with me
At least I finally got laid
>>66849284
why are you bullying the faroe islands people there live 1000x better than you
>>66848882
drive to the cost and use a sailboat
>>66849464
Bulling? Just joke. You are so pussy, yankee.
>>66848882
Wander around the the cities and locations of the world, planning my next move, getting supplies, fucking around with shit, etc. Just do this till I die, perhaps search for the girl out of curiousity, maybe have some kids. No biggie if I die with none of that though, would be chill.
>>66848882
Off to the docks.
Or maybe the google building to put out a message over the internet?