>Be Bong >Need police escort to follow you home when

>be britbong with danish heritage
>want to make comeback but don't want to insult glorious ancestor country

Uh...
>be American
>get shot

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>Britsharias need Mohammad's permission to post on 4chan

>>66827484
MUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
t. 1/64th danish

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>>66827484
>actually unironically being danish

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>>66832011

>>66827484
My ancestor :)

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>my face when Americans call chips "french fries"
>my face when Americans call crisps "chips"
>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
>my face when Americans call motorized rollinghams "cars"
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"
>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes "PC"
>my face when Americans call meat water "gravy"
>my face when Americans call electro-rope "power cables"
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "hamburger"
>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens"
>my face when Americans call plankhandles "doorknobs"
>my face when Americans call breaddystack "sandwich"
>my face when Americans call their toighty tippy typers "keyboards"
>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"
>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
>my face when Americans call forcey fun time "rape"
>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater"
>my face when Americans call rickedy-pop a "gear shift"
>my face when Americans call a choco chip bicky wicky a "cookie"
>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex"
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver"
>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty poiny-n-shooty a "gun"
>my face when Americans call a ceiling bright a "lightbulb"
>my face when Americans call a blimpy bounce bounce a "ball"
>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake"
>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads"

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>>66827484
>be britbong with danish heritage

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>>66827484

>tfw English people are basically all lego-niggers

>>66832746
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "hamburger"

this one is my favorite by far, I like when its posted

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>>66827484
Is this you?

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>>66833565
No it's me.

>>66827484

The tribes were Germans living in what is today Denmark, not Danes.

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>>66825782
>he isn't trained to kill with a spoon