>his """""""country"""""""

What if your nation is a result of nations having access to the most historically significant sea in the world? Perhaps peripheral or indirect relevancy?

>Perfidious pirates have a """"""""""""""""""""""""""""coastline"""""""""""""""""""""" on the Mediterranean sea
>Portugal is considered Mediterranean

>>66805625
Don;t worry, the Pacific is the most important body of water today, as USA, Russia, and China border it.

>>66805485
I prefer a Baltic one.

The worst thing that can happen is a drifting ruski nuke or a drowning finn while you can get the whole Africa.

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>No orcs in the east
>No elves in the north
>No dwarves in the west
>No man in the south
>No kings in the middle

0/10, least interesting setting I've seen in years. Pic related, now that's what I'm talking about

>>66805801
I

>>66805485
c-can I join you, alessandro ?

>>66805844
am

>>66805770
>no orcs in the East
What is Turkey?

>>66805871
Sure thing, Pierre. Even though if you're from Languedoc you're probably inbred.

>>66805875
Aromanian

France is literally the only relevant country to have a Mediterranean coastline - and it's literally the shittiest part of our country

Well, and the UK too but I'm not sure if Gibraltar is considered part of it.

But basically you're all shitholes.

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>>66805485
>Mediterranean
Go Atlantic or go home

>>66806125
>source: barbosa.pt

>>66806125
>Angolans raising the average

M-muh dick

>>66805937
n-no, I'm from Savoie,
probably the closest to italien as it gets, desu

>>66806154
But with the nearly 4% of your population being from Africa it's so low...

Why are asspains so shit.


Even Canada

CANADA Could beat them.

And all we have is Chad and his musket

>>66806125
man these numbers change every year
what's up with that

>>66806125
>Hungugal

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>Shares same sea with niggers

>>66805718
>China border it
only if they take Taiwan

>>66806150
>>66806154
Big
Barcelos
Cock

Mediterranean dicklets just can't compete

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>>66806271
>shares borders with russia and sweden

>>66806176
>implying savoia is not rightful italian clay, together with nizza

>>66806600
>stinky pastanigger dissing on based Rossiya
How long will your mafia-ridden country live without another Mani pulite, Mario?

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>>66805485
S O O N
O
O
N

Also, Moedernegotie>Mediterranean trade roots

>>66806058
>the shittiest part of our country
Jacque....

>>66806907
> subhuman
> t. Muhammad Colognistani

>>66806957
Dont mind him, he's probably a butthurt normann
>>66806907
t. butthurt
>italy: 2 WW won
>germany: 0 WW won
Hmm, really makes you think...

>>66805485
We used to have one, but then we gifted it to the poor greeks so we don't get refugee boats.

>>66806890
>57 times bigger than ours
>2.5 times our population
>GDP is still lower than ours

>>66806998
We have deals with Mother of God. She likes us for some mysterious reasons. Six fucking great powers of Europe tried to remove us from existence since like 1550 AD. But survived. And we are not moveing anywhere even in next 1050 years.

>>66807118
You are a turk.

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>Not having a coastline in every relevant sea/ocean.

What were you doing during the 19th century?

>>66807169
You are a Turk.

>>66807044
> Italy in WW1
> fight for Germany, realize shit's getting on fire and suck a dozen of cocks to enter the winning block

> WW2
>Get fucked by African shitholes and Greece while your fellow Hitler is successfully fighting the biggest country in the World, then give up halfway through in 1943

ITALIA STRONK

>>66807181
>>Italy in WW1
>>fight for Germany
>Russian education

>>66807203
Maybe he means the fact that Italy had a defensive pact and formal alliance with Germany a d Austria, and her diplomats insisted they will side with Germany and Austria, until they did the opposite some time later, only to be fucked on the negotiating table and be given next to nothing for losing a full generation trying to charge up mountains and across fortified rivers.

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>>66807153
>Invade Poland
>Splits into 2 countries
kek

>his """""""country""""""" doesn't have a coastline on the British Isles
>the most important and historically and culturally relevant land of the world
How does being irrelevant feels like

>>66807203
>what is the Triple Alliance
Ok, the "fight" part is wrong. You were too much of a pussy to fight

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Gibraltar and parts of Cyprus