>Be anglo >Speak a fucking almost creole mongrel language

And yet, you're speaking it.

>>66735620
yes along with other languages :^)

>>66735620
yeah he said almost an albanian is capable of speaking it

>>66735648
Funny part is their language is 100℅ original

>>66735557
You wrote this post in english, lad

>>66735758
no u

>>66735758
Yeah,bc i wanted anglos to read it

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>people making fun of the english language have to do it in english or else no one would read it

fuck off you ponce

explain to me why i should care

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>mvq les anglos vont devoir faire l'effort de traduire ce que je dis pour comprendre. l'éternelle et perfide albion est vaincue une fois de plus, ainsi que ses suppôts anglos.

you saying they haven't cucked other languages? because they have

>>66735699
lmao

>>66736031
How?

>>66736079
English is all over the place everywhere how have they not cucked every one into speaking it? are u blind?

>>66736146
In talking about loanwords

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>>66735931
This is what always gets me

>>66735557
>shit-talking English
>in English
>while in the most cucked region in history.

Whoa, hold up there senpai.

>easy to learn

wow, you got us, m8

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Fuck off OP

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>Albanian is a language

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>>66736495
>B-britain, p-pls like me, p-pls notice me

>>66736728
>America pls dont let Russia peel our ass open

>>66736007
m8 they didn't even translated it they just didn't bother about your post
the eternal anglo wins once again

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>>66736725
much more complex and subtle than your creole

>>66736772
Russia would fucking collapse if they had to deal with 20 million of partisans lol.

They can't even do shit in Ukraine, what makes you think they can handle full-scale war with Pooland?

>>66736811

I was in Barcelona a few years ago. One of the most significant landmarks offered tours in three languages: Spanish, Catalonian, and English. Let that sink in for a minute. They didn't even offer a French tour, that fucking close to the border with France.

>>66736811
it sounds like sound AIDS while English actually sounds good tho

>>66736937

(or Catalan or whatever, who cares)

>>66736811
>complexity in a language is a good thing
Why do retards believe this?

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This is what your average Balkan thinks about the average albo:

>
Im from a country infested by them, and i can't figure them out either, i mean, they are brain dead savages thats for sure,they act like niggers, stabbing people, having blood feuds, killing each other over right of way while driving, and its impossible to just call them Turks, because they are brown, with a slightly orange tint, but, they are so ugly, short and inbred that the Turks look like normal Europeans in comparison, i have Turkish friends and they are all decent and well mannered. IF they truly are Illyrians, which i very much doubt, since nobody can survive for thousands of years, especially irrelevant, fractured tribes after thousands of years of great centralized empires and kingdoms ruling them with massive century long immigration and cultural exchange. The only thing i can think of that has made some irrelevant inbred sheepfucking mountain bandits unite as a nation is what made them different from their neighbors and that is their faith, Islam, followed by their language. Why they are so different i think we will never really know for sure.

>>66737020
speaking like a child or an adult? which is better?

>>66735726
Romance languages aren't original

If your language isn't filled with English loanwords by now, it's probably because you have a tryhard government organization making up new horseshit words to compensate like the French do. And you still hear people saying shit like "le building" in France.

>>66736885
>what makes you think they can handle full-scale war with Pooland?
IQ above 50

>>66736885
If we could handle a handful of Pooles Russia can too

>Have a grammar that Even a kindergarden kid can learn

but that's a good thing isn't it?

>>66737115
English has shitloads of synonyms way more than most other European languages, its ability for expression far exceeds irrelevant but complicated shitty languages like albanian I can assure you

>>66737206
You can only fight with women and children.
>>66737196
I doubt that.

>>66737115

There are two forms of "speaking like a child". One is having a small vocabulary or bad grammar. The other is expressing childish thoughts.

>>66737115
>Ulysses is for children

>>66737303
Well your men wouldn't fight m8, not our fault.

>>66735557
Whit th' bugger did ye say aboot mah leid, ye piece o' jobby? mah leid is th' best bloody leid thare is, ah wull beat ye black 'n' blue ye clatty gypsie. Ah wull dicht th' flair wi' yer pathetic coupon, whin a'm dane wi' ye na yin wull ever dare insult scots again 'n' na yin wull ever dare speak albanian again unless thay waant th' identical treatment. Ya bas.

>>66737375
>>66737303
serious question, in a war between poland and ukraine, who wins

>>66736885
>what makes you think they can handle full-scale war with Pooland?
Your army is even smaller than ours and is equipped with shit from the 60s.

>>66737375
Ukrainians can onyl slaughter pregnant women and put children on the wooden pikes.

You're fucking scum.
>>66737497
And we could still shit on you.

>>66737224
no man. english isn't special in any way. It just another language, the only thing it got going for it is relevancy.

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Why are americans being proud of English language?

>>66737469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LOSCAHCOHo
http://www.globalfirepower.com/countries-comparison-detail.asp?form=form&country1=poland&country2=ukraine&Submit=COMPARE

What do you think?

>>66737672
nice flag

>>66737672
What the fuck is an Uzbekistan

>>66737672
Rare?

>>66737735
We are one of the fewest countries that you have never invaded

>>66737672
It doesn't matter, their ancestors will speak Spanish or a post-Spanish language.

And only a retard can't understand it.

>>66737469
>>66737582
You have half the count of our army, no 205s, much less 152s, no Uragans or Smerches, no tactical missile launchers, your most advanced AT missile is a jewish Spike of which you have less than a hundred. You have like a quarter of our tanks, half if we don't count the T-72s. We have more MiG 29s than your whole army has planes not even counting Su-24, Su-27s and Su-25s. And most important we have lots of people who went through combat.
So if you could shit anywhere, it would be your pants.

>>66737920
that's comforting.

>>66737920

All of the successful Spanish-speaking people in the USA speak English as well. There's really no reason to think that situation will change. Spanish has no chance of becoming a lingua franca despite being spoken pretty widely.

>>66736937
Frogs don't come to Spain.

>>66738288
>Barcelona
>Spain
Pick one

>>66738032
Poles - 65-80 mln.

Ukrainian - 45, half of them will killing you if war is coming.

And don't forget about romanians, kurwa.

And about donbass separstists.

You will lose if war with Poland will be.

Lwów znów będzie naszym.

>>66738288

I literally had two French cucks in the line in front of me who looked totally astonished.

>>66735557

I thought we were friends?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2rTafbQepg

>>66738032
see >>66737723

You don't have enough air power to even compete with us.

>>66735557
>Albanian trying to banter

>>66737903
>Uzbekistan
>Population 2016 estimate 31,576,400

Now that really made me think

OP are you Even albo?

>>66736007
sauf que les anglos qui sont francophones aussi

>OHK tiraddaki herkes ingilizce konuşuyor

>>66738504
Is that so? Because our army clocks at 280k people and not 160 as cited on that site. Also no sources.

Do any of you even speak JavaScript?

>>66738624
oui mais t'as du pas mal chercher pour trouver, t'as du apprendre la langue aussi.

>>66737903
Ah well who cares then.

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English is the most effective language and because it can draw from Latin, French Latinate, Greek, Germanic, etc it is superior for most forms of western literature with the exception of poetry organised in the trimeter.

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>this confuses and enrages the non-Anglo subhuman

>>66735557
Shouldn't a language being easy to learn be considered a good thing?

>>66737903
>TheState Anthem of the Republic of Uzbekistan(Uzbek:Oʻzbekiston Respublikasining Davlat Madhiyasi/Ўзбeкиcтoн Pecпyбликacининг Дaвлaт Maдҳияcи/ئوزبېكىستان رېسپۇبلىكەسىنىڭ دەۋلەت مەدهىيەسى) came into being whenUzbekistanwas arepublicof theSoviet Union. Uponindependencein 1991, lacking any other suitable candidate, the tune of theold Uzbek SSR anthem, composed byMutal Burhanov, was retained with new lyrics written byAbdulla Oripov. This is broadcast on all Uzbek radio and television stations at 5:55 AM.
Is this true? Every tv and radio station plays the anthem at 5:55? Very cool

>>66738827
How come Mandarin has 0.94 and Japanese has 0.49? Aren't they basically the same moonrune bullshit?

>>66739065
no, japanese is a very inefficient language. It take many syllables to convey a single word in japanese, where as every syllable (Or every two syllables) in Modern Mandarin is one word.

>>66739139
Compare:
はたらく, hataraku - to work
はたらかせましていました hatarakasemashiteimashita - has been made to work

it took 12 syllables to say what an english speaker could say in 5

>>66739282
>hatarakasemashiteimashita
This could be used to train diction tbqh

>>66736937
>I was in Spain
>They didn't speak French

lol

>>66739700

It was a tour in a city famous for tourism. You'd think that if French was anything close to a significant language they would have offered a French tour, especially that close to the border with France.

>>66736937
I was in Vermont a few years ago. One of the many insignificant landmarks offered tours in two languages: Spanish and English. Let that sink in for a minute. They didn't even offer a French tour, that fucking close to the border with Québec.

>>66740013

Barcelona is a world famous destination. You didn't even see fit to name the city in Vermont that you visited.

But to be honest I'm surprised they offered a Spanish tour in Vermont at all.

>>66739909

>You'd think that

not really, 2bh

>>66738499
They got what they deserved for vacationing in fucking Spain, while they had the world's most beautiful country (hint: not Spain) to explore in the first place.

>>66739909
They don't offer a French tour because there are no French tourists (or not a number that's significant enough). That's it. Why do you want us to visit Barcelona when we've got France?

Aaaaanyway, Spaniards are famous for being extra butthurt and pretending they don't speak French, even when they do. It was already true decades ago.

>>66740233
It's a joke, the point is there is probably relatively little French tourism to that part of Barcelona, at least not enough to pay for a Francophone guide, and the border French that might go there will likely know some Spanish in the same way that Anglos who live on the periphery of Québec generally know some French.

>>66740476

>French are famous for being butthurt when people won't speak French

>>66740540

People who live in the capital city of Canada literally live across a narrow river from Quebec and have every economic incentive to speak French well but you'd be surprised how few of them can

That being said they have an excuse because they speak fucking English

>>66740578
>French are famous for being butthurt when people won't speak French in France

fixed that one for ya m8

it's fair enough too

>>66740578
French are famous for wondering why tourists are too stupid to learn a bit of the local language, at least basic pleasantries, when traveling abroad, and worse still, expecting them to automatically speak your language without at least first apologising for their ignorance and total lack of effort.
No Frenchman complains when they go to Barceloba, or London, or Tokyo, and no one speaks French.

>>66740476

that sour grapes mentality is the thing that is being laughed at as far as i can tell

>>66740772
>>66740778

No. That is a completely different sentiment which is common in pretty much every country. You'll just find that it is more pronounced in France for exactly the reason I was describing.

>>66735557
Languages are meant for communication.

Ease of learning is good, since it creates easier communication between peoples.

This is why our language is the lingua franca and nobody even knows what language Albanians speak.

>>66740578
Yes, and?

>>66740684
Anglos can't into foreign languages. Not because they're dumb, but because they're too close-minded.

>inb4 "Anglos already speak the world's language lel": a fine example of Anglo close-mindedness, since their literal neighbours don't even speak the so-called world's language, yet Anglos can't give the slightest fuck

>>66735557
1. grammar is very hard
2. it`s actually greek fused with latin. what you describe is french.

>>66741025
german*

>>66740684
38.8% of Ottawa is fluently bilingual, many more are passably bilingual. That is over 13.5 times more than the national average outside of Québec and New Brunswick.

>>66735557
I like English for those reasons though, it's kind of like a synthesis of Europe linguistically. Only thing missing is slavic elemwnts.

Why so many posts?This was just a post meant to trigger Aussies

>>66735699
Severely underrated

>>66741166
Does Yiddish count as a Slavic language? It's from the region. We have a few Yiddish-Jew loan words common in English vernacular.

>>66735557
You're using English.

>>66741388
Yiddish is Germanic dude

>>66740866
Maybe because Anglos (and not the Asian tourists, for example) tend to think every single Parisian is their personal touristic guide, artificially placed in the streets to help them.

>he competently speaks English (so let's make zero effort, take him by surprise and go FULL SPEED WITH SOME UNDECIPHERABLE ACCENT)
>he will help us through our journey
>he has absolutely nothing better to do (let's disturb him lol)
>and he does it for free

That's how Anglo tourists see the average Parisian. All day long. Every day.

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yeah but then again

you're albanian

>>66741402
You too.

>literally cucked into using another country's language in his daily life

>>66738861
>da cubs
Like Chicagoans, for instance.

>>66741025
English grammar is easy as fuck desu. Easier than Russian.

>>66741893
Maybe grammar is harder for person used to speak Russian))

>>66741025
>english
>hard
excuse me

>>66742021
No, it is hard for someone dumb as fuck.

>>66741681
I'm not shitposting about it, though. It's my mother tongue.

>>66741603
>he assumes his fellow humans will be friendly and helpful if he is in need
Zut alors! How embarrassing!

>>66742259
>okay, so we don't have Google despite the current year being, what? 1000+1016?
>let's assume everyone here talks English (lol) and speak FULL SPEED GOBBLEDYGOOK ENGLISH

You're the one that's not helpful in the first place.

>>66737469
I think Ukraine with all those nice Russian equipment

>>66736007
Except I didnt make an effort since I used Google Translate

Checkmate frogboy

>>66738861
Not if they are Greek or (at least theoretically) Arab

>Shud ub your mouse!

>>66740261
>>66740476

Are Spain and France friends?

>>66743201
No. Mexicans and Arabs hate each other

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>Be Albanian
>Insult and belittle Anglo people and their language
>Speak english

>>66739282
That's not right. It's 働かせられた

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>mcc el español será la lengua oficial de los Estados Unidos en unas cuantas décadas así que todo el mundo estará obligado a hablar español en vez de ingles

>tfw you will never know what it feels like to have the language of your ancestors spoken by the entire civilized world, even by people that hate your country.
Truly the best feel.

>easy to learn
>everybody speaks it
>basic grammar structure which is a good thing
>no dumb fucking genders for everything
>so flexible that you can add words from other languages to it with ease
>all the best media is in english
>all products are in english
>everyone on this board speaks english

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>why yes, a language that's so complex that someone in their 20s can speak only at a Kindergarten level is truly the apex of linguistics

>>66743557
Name one (1) medium that sounds/looks/feels better in English than in any other language.

>>66743676
Regular conversation
Plays/shows/broadway
Music
Books

>>66743201
No, spanish people hate the french.
But the french doens't give a shit about spaniards, they focus their jealousy on Germany.

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>default setting is his only language

How horrid

>>66743506
Pues depende, hasta que el español se vuelva el idioma de las elites norteamericanas se podrá esperar unos 40 años más.

>>66743819
What about Italy and Spain ? Or Italy and France? I thought Romance countries would have a special relationship

>>66738861
θ, δ

>>66741825
>implying that we can't say the th sound

>>66743917

Actually i'm french so I dunno between Italy and Spain, you should ask a spaniard for this.

The french love the italians despite 2006 world cup defeat. Thing is, we are very close culturaly speaking.
On the other hand I think italians have a ambiguous relation with us. I never met any francophobe italian since they were all nice and spoke some french, but I think some might hate us because of history.

>>66735557
Wish I spoke some meme language like French or German so I could have a UK only sector of the internet